this reminds me of a tumblr post I saw, it was about this person and their brother or cousin playing D&D and they were a bard flirting with everything, I think this was how it went: Brother/cousin: You approach the demon lords lair and as you do the demon lord appears in front of you (i think) Brother/cousin: Now you are prepared to fight the demon lord OP: Brother/cousin: The bard CANNOT flirt OP: oh, I'm not going to flirt with him OP: He's going to flirt with me~ Brother/cousin: Brother/ cousin:....roll.... OP: Nat 20 Brother/cousin: Brother/cousin: THE DEMON FINDS YOU VERY ATTRACTIVE-
😂 oml that's about as chaotic as my group whenever we play DND. I remember one time where I played a half orc bard and flirted with one of the enemy monsters by accident. It got to the point to where it was too confused to do anything. 😂 And then after that, one of the other party members hit on a talking tree.
oh! i saw this post in one of pm. seymours videos! i recommend checking out the tumblr binge compilations and you might find the post again! it is a very funny post and fits here perfectly!
If you put on cat ears and say "meow" then "nya" all while doing those little kitty paw thingy (you know what I'm talking about) there's 99.9% chance you will win with a *_CRITICAL HIT_*
YO LIKE Imagine your in a rpg game and the boss appears , the boss likes cats so you need to have something that is cat like to stun him THEN YOU JUST FRICKING TAKE A CAT EAR AND THAT JUST TAKE DAMAGE JDBDJDBDJDB But then what then? well just go be a cat and go meowing IDBDJFBJDB
