Obi-Wan impregnates the battlefield 

Obi Wan loved Satine cause she's a mandalorian, known for their jet pack which is a portable high ground. *Change my mind.*

“Take that Vader, you f***ing orphan” Best. Sentence. EVER!!!!

Kenobi: *minding his business, literally just vibing* Zanny: 😩

Zanny: “do a thing!!” Obi-Wan: *does a thing* Zanny: *INTENSE MOANING*

Greivous: I WANT MY BIONICLES BACK!! OBI WAN: oh i dont think so

Man: "I'm straight" General Kenobi: "hello there" Man: "im bisexual"

he's right, Palpatine should have a skin called "The Senate" that is sold for an ironic amount of credits. Or alternatively you have to listen to him tell you the tradegy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 15 times in game.

“Holy Sh*t, there he is, it’s Obi-wan kenobi, and he has the the hig- *explosion*

I look at my phone and I see “Obi Wan Impregnates the battlefield.” I think wtf

*Obi Wan Kenobi uses High ground* *it was very effective!* *Lord Vader has fainted!*

Nobody: zanny when encountering anybody other than Obi-Wan and Darth Maul: *I don't even know who you are*

Imagine having to UNLOCK heroes This post was made by 2020 Battlefront Gang

“Get your hand out of my face you oversized ewok! i’m gonna turn you into a f*cking carpet!” killed me

*Darth maul I'm such a big fan* Darth Maul: *Murders him*

"i am the emperor of.. the, ummm... the... the empire" yes the floor here is made out of floor

"They're selling a bandage for $5000 credits" the american healthcare system

Zanny being gay for Obi Wan for eleven minutes and forty eight seconds.

grievous takes bionicles tHis wILL bE a FiNE aDDiTiON tO mY COLecTION

9:57 "It appears general grievous has turned into a vegetable. This is actually hidden lore." Best sentence of all time.

*NO MATTER WHAT COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR YOU MUST HOLD YOUR GROUND!"* _Yike Wazowski has entered the chat_ *_"RUN, YOU CLANKAS"_*

3:07 "do a thing" *Obi-wan does a thing* Zanny: *nuts*

Your Kylo impersonation was spot on. Like his ability to hone in on Daisy Ridley's smell.

“Heheehehe I am a cockroach” almost made me cry

6:24 Kenobi player : does epic emote Zanny : rudely attacks without doing emote first Me : I sense a great disturbance in the force Edit : Thank you for the likes

He protec He attac But most importantly He wants his bionicles bac

_I'm not sayin she's a gold digger_ _But she ain't messin with no broke clanka_ *--Sun Zoo*

No one: Zanny: obi wan impregnates the battlefield

"Ewan Mcgregor this is for you!"

Obi Mom Kenobi: My son did *WHAT* to the battlefield!?

“Someone call Twitter; white people are attacking me!” This may be my new favorite quote from these videos.

when zanny said: "Get your hand out of my face you oversized ewok, i'll turn you into a carpet" Damn near had me cryin'

4:10 OH SHOOT THERE HE IS HE'S GOT THE HIGH G- (Explosion)

Clanker? *I barely know her*

*"I wanna smell Daisy Ridley"* that line, was absolutely beautiful.

obi wan: *enters the battlefield* zanny: *orgasms*

Saying "Get your hand out of my face you oversized ewok. I'll turn into a carpet" to Chewie was so funny ROFL

I never thought the same joke repeated 20 times in the span of 10 minutes could still be funny.

They should add people like Ahsoka tano and asajj ventress Cal kestis and second sister Mace windu and jango Fett And more

“This game will be so much better with anakin....” Me: ooh my poor boy... my poor boy...

"Do not cite the deep magic to me (w)itch, i was there when it was written" Ah i see you're a man of culture as well

Obi wan: hello there Grievous:WhErE ArE mY BiONiCLeS

I want to smell Daisy Ridley" Bro I'm dying

This is one of the best Video Titles I’ve ever seen on RU-vid.

6:49 Im ready how about you! Me: **Halo reach flashbacks**

“Watch those sperm rockets”

"This game will be 10x cooler once Anakin and Dooku arrive" *that did not age very well*

Me after 16 years still waiting for the Maul autograph.

“ this is ancient lore, just wait for the Star Wars theory video to come out” LOL

"I am the darth Sidious emperor of the... empire" amazing line xP

Dude your impressions and singing voice aren’t actually that bad

"Just wait for the Star Wars Theory video to come out" -Zanny 2018 I was laughing so hard.

6:27 He carved a Trident into the Wall

It’s ok everybody he’s a droid he can say it

“General Wazowski”

Zanny: “ok we have to stay quiet so he doesn’t find us” TV: *shows picture of Darth maul* Zanny: “OMG I LOVE YOU IM SUCH A BIG FAN!!!”

Darth Maul: **breathes** Zanny: I’m CoOmInG!

You can actually rotate the camera while you’re emoting :)

*THE HIGH GROUND RISES*

Can we please talk about how this man really started singing Welcome To The Black Parade so the end of the video, new favorite RU-vidr

First video I’ve ever seen from your channel, and now I’m hooked. I laughed till my stomach cramped! Great work!

Omg i straight chocked and almost died 10:42

No one: Absolutely no one: Zanny: *gasp* ITS DARTH MAUL!!!

HOLY SH- IT’S THE GENERAL, HE’S *DOING THINGS* “You fool, I was trained in your *thing* arts by count *thing*

This is just 12 minutes of zanny getting off to the new heroes + darth maul

"you can never go wrong with Mike wazowski". I nearly choked from laughing!

Obi-wan impregnated the battlefield 9 months ago. Oh boy.

I wish “hello there” was his default voice line

10:54 “omg it’s my father’s dog” lmfao

The planet’s top scientific minds estimate the Faze montage will be out by 4157 during a blood moon

I don't like that title at all! It's not the Jedi way!

Duuude, im really having fun with your vids. Specially since you mentioned bionicle. Congrats. you earned a suscriber

Zanny: swearing RU-vid demonetization: Hello There

"See an injured Obi-Wan? Save that gorgeous man and fire your gun." - Sun Zu.

I liked the video now wheres my autograph?

Your Kylo Ren imperssion is really really good. BTW here binge watching ur videos since this game went F2P. U got a sub.

With every Bionicle joke Zanny has made, I actually want to quiz him on G1’s lore.

"Oh my gah. He's- he's here. It's magnificent. I can't even. Look at the armor. Look at the face. I- woohoo!" XD

5:03 Mankind whenever they encounter rare, beautiful species

“This game is going to be so cool when anikan and dukoo arrive” Thus did not age well.

Zanny: this town ain’t bigenough for two generals, Leia be like

"I, am Darth Sidius. Emperor of the... empire..." Bro🤣😂

Bro do you?... do you have it?... the Bacta💉

New favorite channel! Show em how it's done Zanny. Btw found you from your SW The Old Republic video cuz I'm playing Kotor rn and scrolled through your channel, your thumbnails are hysterical XD

At this point you’ve literally created your own unique memes which make me watch all your content

*Anyone waiting for 2019 for TCW to return?*

Hit the like button if you want to see more 🅱️IONICLE jokes from Zanny 3:52

Holy shit how was this 4 years ago. This was the vid that introduced me to Zanny

4:30 Is flying into Kenobi with 4 metal arms and burning plasma “This hurts me as much as it hurts you!”

4:20 was the best thing i heard during this video LMAO

The title properly explains the arousal most will feel while watching this

I'm here on the 1 year anniversary of this glorious video being uploaded.

i saw the title of the vid and knew this was gonna be a classic

As it went so far, the Faze montage is 12hrs long now

Lol that line killed me Omg it's my father's dog (chewbacca)

I ADORE your music editing. Magnificent job!

When he was voicing Emperor Sidious, he sounded like Frieza.

Anyone else catch the Halo Reach Emile reference at 6:50?

My favorite part of your channel is how's it's funny consistently each video, throughout the whole video. Keep up, the great work man! You'll make it in no time 🤙

Once you said "he has the high ground" and Grievous coughed after... I've been dying for 3 minutes straight, I'm crying. I have not laughed like that in a while, thank you. And bless your comedic genius, been binging your vids for the last 2 days 🤣