Of a Different Ironkind | The Unexpectables II | Episode 75 | D&D 5e 

When Otho said "We'd have to kill a lot of goblins?" I imagined him doing that big, wide Grinch grin xD

Japanese days of the week aren't that strange when you realize what the Gregorian/Julian weekdays are named for; Sunday=sun, Monday=moon, Tuesday=Tyr, Wednesday=Woden(Odin), Thursday=Thor, Friday=Frig, Saturday=Saturn, so two celestial bodies, four Germanic gods and an odd Roman god.

On today's episode of the Unexpectables. Milo eats dirt, Gaius creates a childhood memory, Otho is unrecognizable, Isqan receives a a CV and Ky shuffles up and deals.

Animated intro: 27:47 Re-cap: 29:22 Start time: 30:28 Ad-Break end: 2:17:36 More timestamps below: Animated intro: 27:47 Re-cap: 29:22 Start time (Rested, Yes Mum!): 30:28 Caravaneer: 38:10 Leaving Basalt Rise: 45:52 Isqan's insights: 51:28 The stone road : 1:03:41 Cards, the Goat herd: 1:11:07 The Goat Herd & the talking goat: 1:16:48 Family and furry creatures: 1:22:36 Arrival at Ironkind: 1:27:53 Ironkind's defences: 1:37:38 Writes of passage, Beetle bores: 1:46:46 Ironkind interior: 1:56:46 Paid dues: 2:01:50 Break start: 2:04:52 Break end: 2:17:36 The market level: 2:24:36 Clay Cookies: 2:29:57 Many bugs make light work: 2:34:40 Groumuth's Gauge (Amethyst appraisal): 2:41:09 Moneybags Isqan (Ky recognition): 2:49:09 Family history: 2:58:52 Otho's. Best. Day. Ever. (Volor): 3:08:05 Sapphire Scriptorum: 3:15:11 Deserela Darkdelver: 3:20:34 Yer a Wizard, Ky! (Library access): 3:27:02 Making an impression: 3:36:56 Milo's Spontaneous Combustion event: 3:42:41 Session end: 3:45:50

I love you guys! Thanks so much for your years of entertainment. Compliments for each of you to follow: Monty, I base the majority of my DMing off of your style. I'm going to adopt Auriara and the constructs into my world. I love that you can balance goofy and whimsical with serious and super deep story arching. Zito, I can't wait to bust out some alligator people like Anslo Greene in my world too. I've loved your zaniness and wacky characters from TFS at the table. Mark my words, Pistachio will return again. Grammy is the GOAT npc. Mark, I appreciate the nuance and depth you give to your characters in terms of personality, hopes, fears, dreams, insecurities. Saika and Iscan are some of the greatst depths I've ever seen in player characters. Your voice acting is stellar and I'm always excited to hear that your talents are being recognized in new anime productions. Connor, I love gateway and I appreciate the memes and funnies you add both in-game and above game. Your voice acting abilities are crazy good, I love hearing Otho speak. Panic Grimtongue is the gold standard for bards in my books, and his story arc was incredible. I started listening to Lani's Role with Me because I found out you're in it. Bosco, I've always been a fan of the half-time shows and I was stoked that Remy got to stick around in the first campaign. Your positive energy is infectious and I admire your commitment to character choices even in the face of negative consequences. Being willing to take risks and make mistakes makes your characters relatable and adds interesting conflict to the story. Gaijin, I've appreciated your adaptability in role-play situations immensely. Your character arc with Greckles went in such unexpected directions that made for a rich and rewarding ending for him (trying not to spoil anything just in case). Milo's journey to reconciling and accounting for the sins of the Orin clergy is an interesting insight to real life, particularly in how religion is perceived in the modern world.

I just gotta say, with how used I am to Monty's cadence, the way she did the introduction was making me expect her say, "That... is where we will end our session" and for a split second that threw me off. XD

OMG MONTY HAS THE "OI!" GUY TRACK!

I appreciate you and how you play Ky Bosco he feels very relatable

Also thanks for doing this for us even though some of you are not at 100%.

Milo: Bread is Bread Germany: your cooking license has been revoked

The days of the week in Japan are based on what we call the planets here. Sunday 日曜日(Nichiyoubi) - Sun Monday 月曜日(Getsuyoubi) - Moon Tuesday 火曜日(Kayoubi) - 火星(Kasei) Mars Wednesday 水曜日(Suiyoubi) - 水星(Suisei) Mercury Thursday 木曜日(Mokuyoubi) - 木星(Mokusei) Jupiter Friday 金曜日(Kinyoubi) - 金星(Kinsei) Venus Saturday 土曜日(Doyoubi) - 土星(Dosei) Saturn

A level 20 eldritch knight clears a level 20 zealot barbarian, it takes careful tactics but its definitely doable

Get well soon Zito! ❤

the 3 dwarfs... they are the cousins of the 3 dwarfs from alavast from campaign 1 outside the sweet dragon js

36:22 The most common line said in the funniest way possible.

36:22 IgOtTaLeDdEr!

I think Remy (lvl20) could defeat Reirjorar if he is a berserker which I think he is because he used retaliation which is a berserker ability. Unless he has a magic item or being half giant gives him resistance to dying like a zealot then yes he would win.

That Bosco is Batman theory is interesting bit here is my counter theory, you never see Monty and Batman in the same room at the same time, and she hates guns, coiincidence? Or is she the Canadian Batman, BATMON?!

Connor you're a good brother and Uncle

Hi Bosco! Hi, Mark! And you've really been a trooper, Zito. I sincerely hope you've been feeling better sice wednesday

Claw cookies now added to the list of added to the clip list. Haha Nice one guys.

time for wacky wahoo dwarflandia adventures

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Iron oxidation!

No damage numbers update form me today. This session ends on day 246. IronKind is exactly how I imagined it. And oh my god that ending lmao.

Tomb of tones? Sounds like a crypt filled with bard corpses.

I think I was with Conner in his confusion. Where is Pearl again, and if its not here or close by why are they here? Just for the Teleportation Circle, and Gauis stuff?

I imagine the cyclops's are like the Hiking Bears from Drum Island in One Piece

Is it just me or is Ironkind just built as a reverse Alivast, with the 'higher class' districts just deeper down.

Hooray its back, been sick the past month like Zito so Ik ur pain Zito

I wonder if Brutus forbade people from rescuing Otho as a sort of Heihachi Mishima style trial for his sons to overcome

How close are they to getting the next “Pearl of Necrecta”?

Finally, a real fucking city

funfact the group i play in on fridays for years our party name is the reclaimers!

Grampy Bluntsilver is Jijimon and you can’t convince me otherwise.

1:50:54 “if this man wanted you dead he would’ve killed you already” *radio static intensifies*

3:43:04 i like your joke! :D

What was there mothers original country im assuming its the magic hating country i forget its name

On naming days of the week. the 5 planets visible by eye (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn) are represented by the five elements listed and they fit the naming scheme of the Romans For example Thursday is the Germanized version of Dies Iovis (day of Jupiter) and Jupiter the planet represents the element wood, which is the name sake for the Japanese name Mokuyobi. Therefore my hypothesis is the name scheme originates a few thousand years earlier in Proto-Eurorasian (aka Proto-Indoeurorpean) culture. Along with other cultural memes like the Chaoskampf motiv where a storm god fights chaos in form of a snake. Like Susanoo vs Yamato no Orochi in Japan, or Zeus vs Typhon ancient Greece, or Thor vs Jörmungandr Norse, and Marduk vs Tiamat in Babylon

3:41:00 THE 3 DRUNK DWARVES ARE BACK

47:58 Does Monty know that tomatoes are, in fact, a fruit?

02:12:57 that wS actually startling

36:20 Isqan: Why are we shouting? Milo: IGODALETTAH Amazing. 🤣

There's always Dwarven bread.

If I may, I would like to suggest an NPC who would apply for the position of lawkeeper in Isenvale Korthora Ebonmane Male Leonin Paladin (Oath of Redemption) A strangely dark and dour individual, he is a Ketchian, devoted to a philosophy of unflinchingly enforcing law while seeking to reduce recidivism rather than a follower of divine dogma. In terms of real-life inspiration, look at the philosophies of Hobbes. He very much believes that the natural state of man is self-interested, deceitful, and violent, and that it is through the pressure of law and social bonds that mortalkind elevates themselves from beasts. He also believes in turning to intellectual pursuits rather than alcohol to relieve the stress born of being a jailor and executioner, having a particular enjoyment of poetry and calligraphy, with a particular interest in the styles from the Eastern Isles and Tracadia.

What the heck is the peasant railgun?? I know it has nothing to do with the actual game they played this time, but what the actual fuck lol?!

feel better Zito!

What time did Monty scream

03:25:08 been wondering that also

Do the "huh" more please

*listens to Bosco inventing blackjack* Bosco don't try to DM in other people's games

Is Ky stupid? I know he’s a wizard and supposedly high intelligence He should see the danger in going to an obviously suspicious and Untrusting civilization and talk openly about espionage right in front of their uncharacteristically understanding official Monty decide to throw them a bone

Hahaha

y'know, I've been going back through campaign 2 and I realized something. Ky and Otho's backstory makes absolutely ZERO sense given the way Bosco chose to play Ky in the first 20-30 episodes of the campaign. We have a wizard, who refuses to cast spells until level fucking 3 or 4 despite being handed a free spellbook by the DM. He's socially awkward, more often than not is unnecessarily rude to people, and has no other appreciable skills whatsoever. So HOW IN THE BLUE HELL are we supposed to believe that Ky rescued Otho from an ogrewife stronghold? Ky has ZERO combat abilities, he didn't even have a bow until he stole it off his brother in the middle of a fight, he can't make friends with strangers to save his fucking life, and he has the charisma of an autistic cardboard box. So how is it possible he broke into Grimbones and busted Otho out? He's too weak to have done it himself, and too unlikable to have convinced others to help him