Of course that's your contention. Your mom still packs fruits for you. 

I really hope dlguiga isnt actually a finance bro from Chicago and hes been larping this entire time, the resulting supercut would be pure kino

lmfao at librarian in chat egging on dlguiga “keep your foot on the pedal, get him”

The pear take might be the final straw for me idk. It’s been a good run boys but I can no longer watch NL in good conscience after finding out he’s a pear hater edit: just heard his Granny Smith take, this is how I become radicalized

We're Honeycrisp guys, of course we start apple wars in the chat

"Liking swaggier fruits than your friends is the domain of 23 year olds" then proceeds to list all the swaggy apples he likes and demean people who like basic apples

of course the appleoid thinks PEARS need to go unlike the crude and mouth obliterating toughness of an apple, the pear's loving, juicy, and soft texture gets a man through the difficult times in life

I like mangos

"weren't you 20 15 years ago?" dlguiga effectively redirecting the new parent frustrations 😂

NL transitioning from an oppressed apple defender to an absolute apple snob by the end of the video

Wait so NL ate an unripe nectarine and just went all nectarines are bad?

Me when multi-million AAA motion picture drops: 😐 Me when aging bald man argues his personal opinion on fruit as objective fact: 😎😘🥰🍑

when people eat apples outside of the month of september or whatever:

Listen to me. Here is what you are going to do. You are going to go online, and you are going to look up the weekly farmers markets in your area. If you are lucky, there will be several, and at least one on a day where you could go. You are going to GO to that farmer's market. You are going to BUY FRUIT from LOCAL FARMERS, fruit that is bred for TASTE instead of TRANSIT. You are going to eat that fruit over the course of a week. It will be the best fruit you have ever had. It will last longer than imported grocery store fruit. You will go again.

Bro, my sister has has whole pear tree in her back yard. I've been gorging myself all week. I will not stand for this pear slander

'Liking a swaggier fruit than your friends is something a 23-year-old would do' I'm afraid the dude is now an overripe banana thrown into the blender. Can't comeback from that I'm sorry

As someone who works in a produce department, nobody buys soft fruit.

I really hope he doesn't point at me during this video

APPLE FROM BRAT BY CHARLIXCX MENTIONED POG

High fidelity but in grocery store is an s tier bit

How does he know every single chatter's life

dlguiga has never heard of places with year round growing periods apparently. He's talking like god hates apples if you grow them near the equator or something.

I don't think I've heard anything more hipster (derogatory) than the rant about apple types. Granny smith with peanut butter is a top tier snack, even if it's basic and childish. And why does a man who buys green bananas want the stockroom to pre-ripen fruit? Does he think they'll only pre-ripen the fruit he wants pre-ripened? If he had his way, he'd still be complaining.

I used to live with a pear tree in the front yard and holy those go so hard when they are ripe

"Maybe it's not as good as a deep dish pizza from Porteeyo's(sic)" Parasocial relationship with NL ended.

cosmic crisp mentioned what the fuck is a regulation podcast RAAAAAAAH

Dlguiga be like: I think the apples rotten right to the core

ok but that Joanna Newsom Peach, Plum, Pear ref is a deep cut

re: nectarines: I'm gonna call that a skill issue. I have great nectarines all the time

They’re good apples Brent

they really put "delicious" in the apples name to try and manipulate us into thinking it tastes good. that shit tastes like a sweaty shoe

Granny smith, red delicious, and mcintosh taste like childhood and will always have a special place in my heart but I welcome the new generations

Librarian, there's an old goofball goal episode, I think with Nick, where NL insults apples and bananas as "dad fruits". It might have been during the what fruits to you bring on a Noah's arc esq situation

when he points at the camera it looks a little bug guy takin a peek with an egg talking instead of a hand

Hold up he said he wouldn't play Bloons but he plays this?

Guys will eat one hard nectarine and make it their entire personality

You know every fall youre buying last years apples?....Yall forget that?

CHAT, GO TO THE SHOP, GRAB THE EXPENSIVE APPLES, GO SELF-CHECKOUT, THEN SCAN THEM AS THE CHEAP ONES

This sufjan outro has to be one of the best ones yet

Haven’t caught up in NL clips in a while, I’m glad he’s still a normal person in a mentally ill way

Granny Smith is a GOATed apple what is NL taking about

Granny Smith when cosmic crisp walks in

NL singing The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts is not something I expected. Massive W

Nectarines are good I like them crispy. I don’t like the taste when they go soft it’s too bitter(I think that’s the word idk how to describe complex flavours maybe it’s sour)(actually yea I think it’s sour)(idk)

As someone that grew up going to the Granny Smith festival every year in Sydney: I'm incredibly insulted for them to be called such terrible names

Librarian, your thumbnails entertain me and you deserve every penny of revenue you get

Watching this while eating a pear

It was about 80% through the video when I realized why the guy from good will hunting was on the thumbnail 😂

apple fans vs apple enjoyers

I used to buy a bunch of apples and eat 1~2 per day, but the national ones have gotten almost as expensive as peaches in my country. Worst part is they kinda made them worse as well.

Whos gonna tell him that Nectarines and Peaches are basicslly the same thing

The title goes crazy

Thought I was prepared for an unhinged Apple take when he said “Kosmic Crisp” are good apples and was not prepared for him to tell Americans they’re eating apples wrong he’s so deep he’s dying on this hill

wow librarian I didn’t know you knew Bob Mortimer

Apples and peanut butter goes craaaaazy

This guy did NOT just say "blackberries are under bought" when 10% of his taxes go to fighting the war against Himalayan Blackberries which fill every available space in southern BC with luscious berries for a whole month every year. After the Thanos snap, the city of Vancouver became utterly covered in blackberries within 1 year.

You are supposed to let the nectarines and peaches sit on your counter to ripen. If they tried to sell them when they are ripe you would have about a 3 day window to buy and eat them before they start to rot lol. Im normally on NLs side, but this was a -2 take for sure.

baseball analogy +2

Ever since Cosmic Crisp dropped pears have been pretty quiet

Ryan @northernlion how do you eat your 🍎🍏 apples ? Whole or cut????

Joel

we're [checks description] uh.,.. bloons 6? guys... we kinda tapped out after we got tired of balatro and don't know the new in-jokes

Bosc pears are fucking delicious. For anybody who doesn't know, those are the brown pears. One of the tastiest fruits, period.

joanna newsom mention

Apples stay winning. Strawberries go to Hell

Love how he talks up apples only to tear different apples later 😅

Joanna Newsom mentioned?? LET'S GO!!! 😮

hey, baked pears are ok

3 videos this morning holy cow.

suck off eggboy, im not buying a cosmic crisp apple when they cost twice as much. maybe the reason apples aren't on top is cause everyone wants to argue when theyre all great

That joanna newsom joke took me out man

First wave apples when third wave apples walk in

dlguiga is almost for sure a 17 year old with advanced banter skills and a peleton.

His apple take is so based.

Apples are meh. Grapes go so crazy when you’re thirsty. They’re already a 10/10 but getting some grapes when you’re thirsty is the highest value a fruit can achieve. Pears could never is all I’m saying.

how does he know portillos

NL out here treating apples like cannabis strains

My prediction for the next wide spread development in fruit is melons. Tried a Black Diamond Watermelon and Sugar Rush Cantaloupe last weekend. It was like candy

Bro is so damn correct about pears. I can count on one hand the amount of actually good pears I've had in my life, and my parents had two pear trees when I was growing up. A good pear is *very* good, but it's not remotely worth the amount of mealy or wooden or just overall shitty pears you have to eat in between.

Pineapple greatest fruit

Smh the disrespect for the great Illinois steppe khanate is too much

4:08 I straight up never had a good pear in my life until going to the UK during Fall, and dang, them pears are good. US pears are bottom tier for sure, but other places get good ones.

"no wonder you people hate apples, man" is so funny

McIntosh apples are good if you like grainy ass mush but green apples are almost a different fruit and incredible

Red apple one tricks really love hating on the S tier Granny Smith enjoyers

Tf he sayin about pears??

This man's taste buds have been reprogramed by the ultrasweet zero sugar cokes. He requires the 5 dollar a pound designer apples to get any pleasure from eating them. Also it's wild to call someone out for having a "swaggery fruit" as their favorite and then a minute later deride train as an intro band. Are we cool with intro level things or aren't we?

mcintosh apples go hard, fuck the haters

Even his apple references I don't get.

NL has a parasocial relationship with his chat

i'm not necessarily as much of a hardcore apple fan as he gets later on but the people getting on him for eating apples out of season is crazy to me... apples are like THE best keeping fruit

Hardest thumbnail

granny smith slander is not acceptable

Just wait like 2 days before eating them???

Those are some fucked up digits yeesh

Green Apples > Other Apples

Large green sour apple best apple

just for reference,if you know different apple kinds youre too old

Nectarines with hard crust 🤤

Fuji apple best apple, no doubt

idk these weird american apple names but other than this super expensive apple from rich store that I don’t remember name of, Eve apples are by far the number 1