OFFLINETV DATING SIMULATOR 2 (RED FLAGS)

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Комментарии : 7 тыс.

@anywere98 4 года назад

"Dude, I'm addicted to crack and its fine" is the single greatest defensive move since the complex strategies of Alexander the Great.

@BPSK8420 4 года назад

napoleon got nothing on him

@galtzar 4 года назад

Hitler must learn from Michael to craft an effective strategy before invaded Moscow.

@smallbeanmusic2187 4 года назад

You mean ceasar right

@senusin 4 года назад

@shadow_b0itrash415 4 года назад

@@BPSK8420 but has napoleon lost battles

@valerienarvaez42 4 года назад

Scarra: “-and they’re addicted to crack” Michael: “DUDE IM ADDICTED TO CRACK AND ITS FINE”

@SkrymNV 4 года назад

John Cena meme: "Are you sure about that?"

@somedude9248 4 года назад

SkrymNV yes

@somedude9248 4 года назад

SkrymNV just look at him

@hex1903 4 года назад

he do be fine doe

@newgamer3986 4 года назад

Already in denial

@laurenjaureguiisperfect 3 года назад

i love scarra's relationship with everyone. he's like that friend that everyone is super close to and is comfortable with.

@kot4qsuggestions930 3 года назад

yea even sykkuno seems really open and comfortable when he’s around him or talking to him

@longrange3322 3 года назад

He is literally their dad

@Aditya-sj9wx 3 года назад

@@longrange3322 😂😂😂

@skybluehoodie 3 года назад

Scarra is like ur cool uncle who gets you the good ice cream

@parikshitmehta4812 3 года назад

@@longrange3322 Yeah😂

@kefiexe 3 года назад

Lily: "You wanna do a ton of crack? She can support that too!" Fed: *proceeds to choose the one that's addicted to crack*

@yesyes-yf6jm Год назад

Listen, Feds type is a non consenting partner.

@HolDScary Год назад

@@yesyes-yf6jm didn't laugh, I believe you cant judge people for who they were in the past but now, we don't know how he is now but wasnt that situation a year ago?

@yesyes-yf6jm Год назад

@@HolDScary i was making fun of what he did in the past, not what he is doing now.

@mustar4sss Год назад

@@HolDScary it’s a joke chill

@lowochi Год назад

@@HolDScary hopefully he changed, you cannot accept any type of SA + denying a ton of shit when there is proof you've done wrong.

@shaiyanshakeel5564 4 года назад

Scarra: "-and they're addicted to crack" Michael: I see this as an absolute win

@zyu7239 4 года назад

Would like ur comment buts it's at 777 likes

@0_- 4 года назад

@@zyu7239 you can now because it's more than 777 likes now

@sviestassviestuotas5081 4 года назад

It is a win

@shaiyanshakeel5564 4 года назад

@@zyu7239 all good we gotta respect the 777. Though its way beyond that now.

@lorddoggo5854 3 года назад

Hate 4 Turtles u would like but the comment is at 4.20k likes

@StarzKri 4 года назад

Lily: "We don't smoke crack in this house." Michael: "I do." Nailed it.

@iamhere9142 4 года назад

*Nightmare*

@sharllyhu9321 4 года назад

inkietotraviezo, why

@haiqal5333 4 года назад

@@sharllyhu9321 because why not, also he's Micheal Reeves, a mad genius inventor

@jewtuso3517 3 года назад

Ahahahahaha

@arandomperson8343 3 года назад

Crackhead

@rehanalam1900 3 года назад

The "Michael and "Lily" cards are like wild +4 cards lol

@zalipop5396 2 года назад

Is this a monopoly reference?

@Jazethecuh 2 года назад

@@zalipop5396 Uno

@Xedrie 2 года назад

@@zalipop5396 how did you get monopoly from this comment

@zalipop5396 2 года назад

@@Xedrie my guy, i said monopoly on purpose

@danielcastillo591 2 года назад

@@zalipop5396 Bro, m-uno-poly sounds fucking dope tho

@wongcayven9893 3 года назад

"Sorry Lily I'm going to have to choose Lily" Me brain : *CANNOT COMPUTE*

@firstdreamgaming5640 2 года назад

FUCKING loool

@wongcayven9893 2 года назад

I just noticed I had a typo but imma keep it in because it kinda makes sense

@KewIsIncrediblyTired Год назад

interesting

@derickiam9958 4 года назад

When lily and Michael were staring at each other and lily made a heart, I was waiting for Micheal to pull a Micheal move and show the middle finger.

@mocotari67 4 года назад

Same though, this couple is so cute

@fiNESScasting 4 года назад

Time stamp?

@rauljohnreypetallo9681 4 года назад

TIMESTAMP!!!!!

@albertuslu4935 4 года назад

1:14

@briankim1413 4 года назад

Raul Johnrey Petallo watch the video

@clementines1luvr33 4 года назад

Michael: **lays down Michael Revees card** Michael: You see, imma do what's called a pro gamer move.

@AbsurdAsparagus 4 года назад

@@inkietotraviezo god dammit i absentmindedly clicked the link knowing full well that you just dont do that.

@cwuzzy 4 года назад

kenrick encinas what was it?

@trackpadgaming9399 4 года назад

@@cwuzzy that was porn

@kiro968 4 года назад

@@cwuzzy rick roll

@cwuzzy 4 года назад

Kiro yikes

@scout7225 2 года назад

Poki's set of cards at 10:58 is just the visual representation of like 60% of all their viewers

@Terrariaenjoyer. 2 года назад

Good point

@TheCapedArtist 2 года назад

Lmao

@balajishravyasingh9998 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ju2tunknown 2 года назад

14:37 "YOU WANNA DO A SHIT TON OF CRACK?!? SHE CAN SUPPORT THAT TOO." Mykull's crackhead energy is rubbing off on Lilly

@KookieOCE 4 года назад

Lily : helps out michael on his turn Michael: bullies Lily and makes her turn worse than it sounds

@riddle1_1 4 года назад

That how their relationship works

@miuni824 4 года назад

@@riddle1_1 yeah right

@car4754 4 года назад

@@miuni824 homie stfu

@xilogex7403 4 года назад

@@car4754 homie stfu

@car4754 4 года назад

@@xilogex7403 nice one man u got the whole squad laughing

@trietlam1438 4 года назад

"AND....THEY ARE ME" Sounds like a hero and a villian line at the same time

@KhairAlAnwar 4 года назад

Well with Michael it can go either way...more towards the later

@ryomahoffman6803 4 года назад

Michael is straight up literally just a real life evil super villains

@oddacity5883 4 года назад

That sounds like such a Dr Doofenschmirtz line

@duranmclemore8667 4 года назад

I AM HERE!!!

@mynewaccount2361 4 года назад

Persona 4 (2020 HD Remake)

@mintyfresh9311 3 года назад

Michael is the friend I strive to be like Funny Annoying Smart Uncomfortable

@type-10 2 года назад

Michael is the friend I need.

@lack7940 2 года назад

don't forget addicted to crack

@ladywaffle2210 2 года назад

Michael can be best described as "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up"

@mintyfresh9311 2 года назад

@@lack7940 I'm a white guy in suburban Iowa, that's just part of life

@rosagarciaortiz3492 2 года назад

You already have 2 of those Annoying , Uncomfortable

@leondong5037 2 года назад

5:25 "it's not possible because they don't have legs" Scarra has clearly never seen an orca punt a seal 80 feet into the air before

@hex1903 4 года назад

Micheal: lays down micheal reeves Everybody: synchronized o my god

@someusername9591 4 года назад

He pulled out the Exodia

@80me16 4 года назад

I read it as Michael lays Michael

@daniel96jg 4 года назад

And then poki just pulls out the black hole with having multiple partners based on that history lol

@nebicone7608 4 года назад

*insert Joseph Joestar oh my god here*

@crazyc6528 4 года назад

Found it, 2:46

@st4r_bytes 3 года назад

Technically Micheal and Lily's child is the screaming Roomba

@goon_ass1675 3 года назад

Yup, Michael's brains and Lily's voice The perfect combination

@goon_ass1675 3 года назад

@AMA BROS LTD. That's why I said "Michael's brains"

@goon_ass1675 3 года назад

@AMA BROS LTD. *Oh fuck*

@alschn7620 3 года назад

@AMA BROS LTD. im--

@zedaddy3530 3 года назад

Yeah the hight seems about right

@caramel_mochi8609 Год назад

Would be nice if they could play this again but this time with Yvonne, Toast, Jodi, Sydney, and John~ I'd love to see what dates they will come up with and how they'll sabotage the other 🤣

@ryanchong4372 3 года назад

Scarra: a bonus round to make a boyfriend for fed Poki: a boyfriend?? Scarra: did i stutter

@benkinsman8131 4 года назад

Never did Michael imagine that the lady who voiced his screaming Roomba would it be his future girlfriend

@jorgel.quiroz8862 4 года назад

I wouldn't believe it either, that's some straight rom-com shit.

@RusticVisuals 4 года назад

Wait are her and michael official? Havent been watchin otv

@AqworldsAsh 4 года назад

@@RusticVisuals Yes

@jessewilliams8724 4 года назад

@@RusticVisuals It was confirmed a few months ago

@benjaminworton8784 3 года назад

I had 3 strokes reading this.....

@Ale-km3ux Год назад

“That would be like dating Yvonne, I’m just not into it” Oh Fed, that didn’t age well did it

@judgemanas9854 9 месяцев назад

Lmaoooo nice seeing a 2023 person here

@mamamoblue446 3 года назад

17:00 damn, their scores are our year rn.

@cary3463 3 года назад

"I know you love superheroes" Lily: *Is dating a supervillain*

@bodenlankford989 3 года назад

Good comment

@averyparmentier8228 3 года назад

True

@thatsmuggamer 3 года назад

Not wrong

@erzar.1730 3 года назад

good point

@nielsabaco5326 3 года назад

You are right the taser boy michael

@kevinnguyen3051 4 года назад

Lily and Michael: *being cute* Yvonne: I hate you guys Fed: I wanna kill myself

@Chingerz 4 года назад

why did this make me chuckle

@clementines1luvr33 4 года назад

That was the most relatable part

@ReverofEnola 4 года назад

I felt that on a spiritual level. Hope Fed's doing better.

@justicewithaperiod 4 года назад

Kevin Nguyen 666th like

@SuperBakuman123 4 года назад

They're so adorable though

@nickkim5369 2 года назад

I’ve always admire how quick witted Michael is, the editing helps in RU-vid videos but even in livestreams he comes up with comments that is just...pure comedy content.

@gideonmartin9908 Год назад

I’ve always admired fed for not being into Yvonne…. Unless it’s late at night and he’s stroking her thigh

@iicy8871 2 года назад

The “And he’s me” from Michael was amazing lol

@dumbassweeb5702 4 года назад

Michael really had to pull the “He’s me” card

@justfate5912 3 года назад

He did what's called now a Pro Gamer Move.

@shrekwick9996 3 года назад

MyKull: Yeah it's big brain time.

@pterodactylsbiohazard9575 3 года назад

i legit screamed at that part

@lionelk.y7233 3 года назад

@Peelybananasquad UwU Scarra manage to kill an Unkillable card

@Theron101 3 года назад

Still lost that round

@Hario338 4 года назад

Lily: * helps Michael out * Michael: * Try's to destroy Lily * This is the perfect relationship

@0_- 4 года назад

Lily: *Helps Michael* Michael: *Destroys Lily* This is the perfect relationship

@fakeblue8985 4 года назад

Michael’s just showing who’s the alpha in the relationship

@sprinklenuts4593 4 года назад

Reminds me of a particular someone

@jannikschmidt8511 4 года назад

Tries*

@NinjaWBS 4 года назад

@@0_- in more than one sense of the word *destroy*.

@diamond4138 2 года назад

Poki: "you love superheros" Also poki: mentions the only show where the superheros are the bads"

@axxtentacleno3711 2 года назад

"Aren't most Olympic gymnasts like 18?" *glances at camera with a smug smile* SCARRA

@limweizhe3069 4 года назад

Accepting Michael into OfflineTV was one of the wisest choices.

@Logben 3 года назад

Very

@sotix1719 3 года назад

Was one???? Its the most wise choice they have ever made... Exept for everybody else

@isaacbaxter253 3 года назад

still waiting for michael to stream when i'm online

@Zeroneii3 3 года назад

Ah yes, I too like to be tazed

@elr0acho661 3 года назад

Yes Michel is the best

@jockhambone6169 4 года назад

“Guys we aren’t getting as many views what do we do?” “Just make Micheal half of the thumbnail”

@rat9536 4 года назад

Jock Hambone and poki as the other half

@tibbytobby 4 года назад

Jock Hambone And Poki on the other half

@Stressedoutcoolegkid 4 года назад

Jock Hambone outstanding move!

@bobthebobman7457 4 года назад

Just put Michael on the entire thumbnail to double the views

@somedudewatchintv5297 4 года назад

Putting their best foot forward.

@Pixel_Forge_ 3 года назад

“Owns real dinosaurs” I was half expecting him to say “ooh I can put tasers one that”

@savvazotov4196 2 года назад

10:37 the music, the slow zoom in, the blank stare on scarra's face. It was just perfect

@KIMIXNEKO420 Год назад

What's the song tho

@callmej3821 4 года назад

Scara: unfortunately we lost our camera man- Michael: and our minds Scara: and that too

@donovanwilson840 4 года назад

They never had sanity

@GG_Bro 4 года назад

Lol, i thought he said "And our moms"😂

@kindakad9939 4 года назад

I don’t understand how you can get likes from literally just taking a joke from the video and repeating it

@callmej3821 4 года назад

@@kindakad9939 i dont understand why you give a fuck

@kozuki1741 3 года назад

@@callmej3821 because its fucking stupid you simpleton

@BOREDOM6969 3 года назад

"They are half mermaid." Pokimane: "Which half?" Asking the real question right there...

@emilylieuwon884 3 года назад

Imagine walking in to the room and seeing a reversed mermaid just sitting there

@zer0stars 3 года назад

@@anthonythomas Yeah.. Merpeople usually only have fins and gills. Maybe the occasional scales but that's about it.

@mmwo2846 3 года назад

So my thought is if the lower half is the mermaid... then there's no sex man. What is he supposed to fuck you with? His fin?

@forcast2135 3 года назад

The left half fish,, right half man

@itsducky4844 3 года назад

she stole that question from toast 😂 toast used that long time ago😂

@lachlanstrom3685 Год назад

Fed: "That would be like dating Yvonne, I'm just not into it" That aged well

@dr.irisplays Год назад

Scarra: Last time we made the perfect girlfriend for Fed, this time we're making the perfect boyfriend for Poki. Poki: Where is she? Damn, this aged so well.

@jnccubing7962 4 года назад

When lily and Michael have a kid, that child’s height will probably max out at 3’5

@ChildOfGo_D 4 года назад

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope

@kiro968 4 года назад

And will be a mad scientist who's also a psychopath but cute

@kiizos536 4 года назад

i feel like the child would grow up to be like this an actual crackhead who tazes the crap out of people in their class

@jnccubing7962 4 года назад

Anatidaephobia probably

@666FLiP666 4 года назад

@@kiro968 Ziggs?

@wonk123 4 года назад

the 3 words that will get views “date, lily, and michael”

@quantumbaqel6971 4 года назад

Michael Shuster you’re not wrong

@sussybakaballs 4 года назад

*ft. Michael Reeves

@clementines1luvr33 4 года назад

Ok true

@internalthoughts2165 4 года назад

Michael Reeves is like the fan favorite lol

@anonymousbeing3484 4 года назад

That’s 4 words

@seifhammuri1918 2 года назад

8:13 “Oh no, I have coronavirus now” -Michael, 2020

@bonogiamboni4830 3 года назад

Michael last time: "yeah you can fly super fast without hurting yourself, ever seen someone on a hang glider?" Michael this time: "you would freeze to death on the flying carpet, it would be fucking horrible."

@ThatWhichObserves 2 года назад

to be fair wind chill in 45 would feel like 32 or less especially without any barriers aside from clothing..

@bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад

@@ThatWhichObserves it took me a while to figure out you meant fahrenheit.

@balljaspers5029 4 года назад

Scarra: "He has two other spouses." Lily: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

@RM-is9fn 4 года назад

その犬を食べ lol Albert do be a lil bitch tho

@yunglimez7653 3 года назад

Fuckkkkkkk

@xcorism1113 3 года назад

this is the first comment ive seen abt albert thats actually funny, so props to u man lmao

@Clonetrooper7765 3 года назад

Is that what happend?

@xcorism1113 3 года назад

@@Clonetrooper7765 yes

@lxsrvsqz 3 года назад

I just love the way Michael pulls out the card and says, "and they're me."

@uriahfrancisco4834 3 года назад

what happened to lily and Albert

@wilbur4065 3 года назад

@Kayleigh Reimert with who?

@devilishjester7718 3 года назад

He should have said "It'sa me! Michael"

@thegoldensea_ 3 года назад

Trollzy _ with Sarah, but it's an old news anyway

@owenphillips2569 3 года назад

When poki made car sounds it sounded like Homer Simpson doing the “stand back I got a chainsaw”

@conoryoung262 3 года назад

Lily: "we don't actually snort crack." Michael: "no i do"

@IshaanParekh 2 года назад

13:02 scarra's face when poki put that sabotage

@personagrand5674 3 года назад

“He also has TWO other spouses!” Lily dont worry, his other commitments are to his garage and Minecraft

@germainsimada7591 2 года назад

I mean you are not wrong.

@tyiustate6881 2 года назад

1000th like!

@bestnameever1850 Год назад

lord knows its not his channel

@overripeschnitzel Год назад

@@bestnameever1850 LMFAO

@DjKoizora 3 года назад

"We lost Fed" For a second I thought this was a recent vid

@dangerousbeans 3 года назад

Oof

@mrgungus 3 года назад

Footer ` no the person put this up after the fed thing

@dr.courtsierboobsoff7158 3 года назад

Bro I was thinking the same thing

@angelc5982 3 года назад

Lol i thought the same

@allegra_gg 3 года назад

wait what happened?

@ShadowMewto 2 года назад

“That’d be like dating Yvonne and I’m not into it” -Fed. Well that statement aged poorly

@adityarao189 3 года назад

16:58 "2021"- is that a sign or something? Is something bad gonna happen or something good?

@fagasstraps8096 4 года назад

"No one smokes crack in this house" *Zooms in on Michael's face* "I do" Yes we know you tazer wielding turtle exterminator

@semiotikos1576 4 года назад

Missed the chance to say "turtle terminator"

@repoioxd2638 4 года назад

Isn´t it illegal to consume crack? Won´t he be investigated if the police see all these videos of him confessing he makes (because in the lie detector test he said that he makes crack and the machine said it was true) and smokes crack? xddd

@semiotikos1576 4 года назад

@@repoioxd2638 no, for a few different reasons: 1. Lie detector tests can't be used as evidence in a trial because they are often incorrect - for example, one's heartbeat can increase upon being accused of something generally seen as scandalous or generally the machine is often innaccurate. 2. His remarks wouldn't legally hold up as a "confession" under the court of law, for a few different reasons you can Google yourself, and there is no probable cause to search for any evidence of crime.

@goji4468 3 года назад

"Has two other spouses" Lily: *intense vietnam flashbacks*

@nguyenkhanhtoan2859 3 года назад

oof

@lemeoriy1185 3 года назад

THAT DIDNT AGE WELL

@royaljelly1050 3 года назад

@@lemeoriy1185 this was made after the drama

@lemeoriy1185 3 года назад

@@royaljelly1050 i mean obviously yeah

@royaljelly1050 3 года назад

@@lemeoriy1185 sorry I misunderstood. I thought you meant the comment didn't age well.

@GodlessVoice Год назад

This feels a little paradoxical- playing red flags with Fed at the end. XD

@matthewtamayo3182 2 года назад

1:24 POKI AND TOAST'S FACE

@idarinecake1735 2 года назад

Toast?

@matthewtamayo3182 2 года назад

@@idarinecake1735 the picture behind poki

@idarinecake1735 2 года назад

O HHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD

@brandonzhang760 3 года назад

Lily: "eyyy i gotchu michael" Next round: Michael: "FORTY FIVE DEGREE WEATHER, COVID"

@christina110 2 года назад

lol yessssss

@quantum.code.x 2 года назад

That just about sums it up

@darknessdevours5827 Год назад

I really want to say that people talk about 45 degree weather as if that's unbelievably cold, but different things are cold to different people, especially depending on where they're from. In California, 45 degrees probably is pretty cold to most of the inhabitants. That's probably not the case in, say, New York though. I always forget about that difference and almost don't remember it by the time I go to speak about it.

@BloodKira14 4 года назад

"We don't actually smoke crack IN this house." They smoke outside. Gotem.

@mihalypeti 4 года назад

We don't actually smoke crack in THIS house

@icesentry 4 года назад

That implies they go outside though

@n-gi4662 4 года назад

@@icesentry they can smoke in others houses

@Akaro 4 года назад

You're really pretty

@JustinT41701 4 года назад

Yeah why do you think michaels always out in the garage

@arosegaming4793 3 года назад

I love Lily and Micheal. They're so sweet and chaotic and they like making others uncomfortable with their sappiness.

@EPSON-HP 3 года назад

7:32 it reminds me of the time, when i acted that scene out eith my crush in front of many other teenagers... i loved playing aladdin, but i knew i would never be her type, so i didnt even try... sad but it still sounds nice

@Legorama13 4 года назад

16:58 when fed picked Michael’s card, the overall score was 2 0 2 1 fed will get a girlfriend in 2021

@nickhutter9330 4 года назад

@slaviccrabsoldaccount2834 4 года назад

* boyfriend*

@Imperial_Slave 4 года назад

Lies and deceit my friend

@Captain_Garchomp 4 года назад

Oh my God...ok it's happening...don't panic... EVERYONE STOP PANICKING

@marshroverv5632 4 года назад

Now they'll have two crack addicts!

@priyanshujindal1995 4 года назад

michael: I smoke crack lily: for legal reasons that's a joke

@someguy2744 4 года назад

For serious DEA agents - please don't jail us, that's a joke.

@jesus-nw6bv 4 года назад

Susan and fbi pls don't kill us that's a joke

@nopleasefrick2025 4 года назад

Pewdipie? Hmmmmm

@thathistoryiscoolguy 4 года назад

@@nopleasefrick2025 of course it is

@symple1496 4 года назад

@@someguy2744 that was amazing.

@chris-gm2jp 3 года назад

Anybody notice at the end that the scores of Michael, Scarra, Poki and Lily say "2021"

@bielle1588 2 года назад

i come back here every once in a while to have a laugh,, kinda want them to do this with the new members john, jodi, and sydney ^^^

@tonym9557 4 года назад

"We don't actually smoke crack in this house" -Lily "I do!" -Michael

@LeKenzo 4 года назад

lol

@bulldozer8950 3 года назад

lily:"she has the most attractive garage yourve ever seen" micheal: well actually, I dig that.

@Penguinman2.0 3 года назад

Huh. No comments.

@Void-ij5wq 3 года назад

@@Penguinman2.0 You had one job

@calebsellers4385 3 года назад

Let’s fill this comment up!!!!

@thelengendzach7473 2 года назад

Yes lets

@julianauston9001 3 года назад

I started watching this channel knowing everyone but Scarra. Now he’s my favorite one. My kind and sweet king.

@guineapigdance3338 3 года назад

Reechu is the best couple that i've found in the internet since I was a viewer of both of them even tho they're just friends yet. The relation betweeb the two grew overtime and it just amaze me. So cute. .

@nikolydordaniza335 4 года назад

Lily:she own's real dinosaurs Mykull: *imagines about tazing a t-rex*

@tylernelson310 4 года назад

Not tazing a t-rex, a t-rex that tazes people.

@raaaaaaaaaat 4 года назад

mykull

@bonerflex360 4 года назад

mykull

@xertSF 4 года назад

mykull

@RatOfTheWoods 4 года назад

I was thinking more along the lines of using them as means of mass destruction lmao

@maleena3839 4 года назад

“TWO OF WIVES” CRACKED ME UP

@finr4228 4 года назад

is there any back story to that joke, because its funny but they were laughing so hard it feels like it was an old meme

@SmartPunch 4 года назад

@@finr4228 ya it is. The music that they were playing in the background was drdisrespect's. Drdisrespect cheated on his wife a few years ago and it was really big.

@hysteria8965 4 года назад

@@finr4228 Albert (sleightlymusical) cheated on Lily. He did a bunch of card tricks and magic on stream, so there was an AlbertCD copypasta of "the two of wives". It's now used as a meme to represent cheating like the champions club.

@maleena3839 4 года назад

Finn Ragozzino Basically what last comment said. To give even more context: Lily was dating someone named Albert. They were in a long-term relationship for quite some time. One day, one of their mutual friends (Sarah) was streaming and she leaked a Google Docs on stream of her and Albert talking to each other on it. One line would be one message, the other line would be the message from the other person. It was a very sneaky way that would leave no traces of communication, if they would have executed it better. Albert was a magician, and since he who timed, they said, “The two of wives?” That’s why Lily followed up with “Pick a card any card.”

@danielb1109 4 года назад

i'd also like to point out that they started playing Dr Disrespect's "gillette" and Dr Disrespect cheated on his wife lmao

@asylum9680 3 года назад

16:47 is literally the description of lily now, reliable, supermodel and addicted to crack

@juanpabloama1957 Год назад

funny how fed says it's like dating yvone and proceeds to get kicked out of OTV

@alt_jungle9377 3 года назад

Michael and Fed: "we can work around the crack" Poki: **visible confusion** Also Poki: **literally has an underage girl** "you can wait :)"

@daveyoscale786 3 года назад

What does crack mean?

@harospectre2505 3 года назад

@@daveyoscale786 Cocaine, it means cocaine hun.

@daveyoscale786 3 года назад

@@harospectre2505 oh thanks

@i.a.galkin6042 3 года назад

@@harospectre2505 Well it's crack cocaine, it's different than regular coke. They're solid stones instead of powder.

@Podzall 3 года назад

@@i.a.galkin6042 exactly

@the86372 4 года назад

Card: Is Michael Reeves Me: Wow, that's like an automatic win Card: ...Has two other spouses Me: *PTSD Intensifies*

@GummyBearRacing 4 года назад

Oooohhhh shit......

@levi4979 4 года назад

RAOUL

@ncc5 4 года назад

forsenCD PICK A CARD ✨ forsenCD ANY CARD ✨ forsenCD THE 2 OF WIVES? ✨ forsenCD EXCELLENT CHOICE ✨

@uhoh7545 4 года назад

At least he was transparent from the start

@God-iy5lm 3 года назад

What happen

@KungFuPandaFan18238 2 года назад

5:37 *god, that is so cursed*

@swendelvelasco7422 2 года назад

9:40 Lily defending being in a band called genocide warts just fits after watching drunk presentation.

@camdenramos73 4 года назад

Everyone "We dont smoke crack in the house Michael: I Do

@ManiX207 3 года назад

i do be quirky as always xD and its hileriouse

@breauhixy3350 3 года назад

ManiX207 I know right? He’s so Heeleeryouse

@lbeezy8628 4 года назад

Scarra: "But he also has 2 other spouses" *Gillette starts playing* ForsenCD yeah so?

@RadialSeeker113 4 года назад

Albertcd

@asinglefrenchfry2983 4 года назад

Why not get two more husbands while you’re at it? gachiHYPER

@joecoovert 4 года назад

the funniest part of the video

@christophersmith8328 4 года назад

Rauuuuuuuuul

@jp-nn8ew 4 года назад

pick a card, any card

@karmaticpoison.2403 3 года назад

2:56 ok what a sliiiick move, holy shit Michael, didnt had to destroy them like that lmao

@CunningBard 3 года назад

Michael's two other spouses: Drunk Lily And Lily2

@hateithere5584 4 года назад

“Kicks every animal he sees.” Me: “A human... is an animal...”

@Lych_ 4 года назад

ShxcksILost MyBread yeah but you get it right?

@seamuswalker6879 3 года назад

Kinky

@Solarianv3 3 года назад

Seamus Walker no-

@skeletonking7282 3 года назад

Lol

@aceyweb 3 года назад

i see no problem here

@mr.snortobutt 3 года назад

Lily: *Helps Michael* Michael: *Ain’t doin’ shit in return* Lily: *Surprised pichu face*

@riddle1_1 3 года назад

That's the beauty of their relationship

@Adam-tk5iy 3 года назад

Well i mean he does help by being content so

@manthespoon 3 года назад

@sans 🤯

@hoshismadnessindontlie8635 3 года назад

SURPRISED PICHU FACE LMAO Only me?

@stevethea5250 3 года назад

@@riddle1_1 I love how they're playing these cards like Yu-Gi-Oh this time lol

@papsikipapap7276 3 года назад

1:08 ah dont mind me, im just dropping this cute timestamp for me in the future

@eboner9804 3 года назад

Poki: Which half? Ok....then imagine an upper fish with human lower body

@jesscus2659 4 года назад

I like how the Dr Disrespect song plays as the card "has two other spouses" is played

@Edjeee 4 года назад

even at 10:38 they play it as a reference

@bucket2891 4 года назад

Why?

@Edjeee 4 года назад

@@bucket2891 dr disrespect cheated on his wife

@maxhardy123 4 года назад

@@Edjeee I think you mean the magic violinist?

@timmychow6283 4 года назад

the best a man can get

@simonmize465 2 года назад

rewatching vids with fed is so weird. really didn't age well

@swordz828 2 года назад

Yeah, beforehand I thought he was a good person, normal and shit, now it makes every vid i see him in weird bc of what he did, honestly, im just sad they didnt rid themselves of that psycho earlier.

@Jarringcar 3 года назад

4:43 sounds like an ad explaining how to play the game.

@mynameismissingbutitsokmym9911 4 года назад

Michael: And.... _They're me_ What a big gamer move

@derickiam9958 3 года назад

Great username

@viceaa 4 года назад

Lily: She's really fit, like she exercises. Scarra: okay... Lily: Nice ass...ets

@evanyip2573 2 года назад

This is probably the 13th time I’ve watched this and it never gets old. Can we get a part 3 plzzx

@enter-username5040 3 года назад

This called me lonely in 2,463 languages with each in 420,069 fonts...

@soggyhands217 4 года назад

Scarra: Last time we made the perfect girlfriend for Fed Poki: Where is she? Fed: *Aight Imma head out*

@kenjjen1929 4 года назад

Yuna omegaLaul

@thebeastgodisheredeathtoal2256 4 года назад

But he cant cuz of the virus

@iN_Vz 4 года назад

@@kenjjen1929 why yuna?

@kenjjen1929 4 года назад

@@iN_Vz jk jk

@woodberry323 4 года назад

This was filmed a while ago

@K0hai 4 года назад

"lets get Fed a boyfriend" "yeah!" "YEAH!" "wait..."

@NANI-bg1ds 4 года назад

@tyme3816 4 года назад

@K0hai 4 года назад

@Mackenzie McIntyre F

@pixelyz7792 4 года назад

@timtam14 4 года назад

@erer7182 3 месяца назад

Fed saying he is not into Dating Yvonne didn't age so well

@IzukuMidoriya-px3pg Год назад

my favorite paradox is the astley paradox where you ask him for the movie up but he wont give you up but by not giving you up hes letting you down.

@rayieu 3 года назад

Fed : That would be like dating yvonne, im just not into it Also fed :

@3-dman403 3 года назад

Dude to frickin soon

@Abc-xw5tn 3 года назад

Lol

@n1x943 3 года назад

😐

@hollowollowyeet886 3 года назад

This did not age well Or it did

@MagyarGaben 3 года назад

@@hollowollowyeet886 **insert mandatory VSauce music here**

@brentcheung5376 4 года назад

Michael: and they are me Me: that's a pro gamer move

@lovriina 2 года назад

I thought that asking your best friend if she is down means that she's upset..but then after 5 months and rewatched this I realized what it actually means

@mtchllBarrett 2 года назад

I might be a year and a half late, but it's NEVER too late to appreciate It's Showtime! from the Undertale OST being played in the background during the very first round