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@OfflineTV
@OfflineTV 3 года назад
We'll be waiting for you in 'Honkai Impact 3rd': bit.ly/OfflineTVGLB46HI3 Also don't forget to claim your amazing anniversary rewards by using our CODE: GUUE8C5T5F for free in game crystals!
@sofiarmd
@sofiarmd 3 года назад
pog
@ThevoicesaregettinglouderTABBY
@ThevoicesaregettinglouderTABBY 3 года назад
Chaos is rising o lord
@thatonedude5794
@thatonedude5794 3 года назад
3rd reply pog
@mhikylla_
@mhikylla_ 3 года назад
POGGERS
@alexkarras4742
@alexkarras4742 3 года назад
Nice
@dom7488
@dom7488 3 года назад
"kill or be killed" michael: kills the patient fuslie: you get a D for that
@heyyobighed7594
@heyyobighed7594 3 года назад
*surprised pikachu face*
@mandymany125
@mandymany125 3 года назад
Deez nutz
@replays-xs8ln
@replays-xs8ln 3 года назад
" wait, what"
@koalabears980
@koalabears980 3 года назад
*confused screaming*
@shade1563
@shade1563 3 года назад
Wait, no, he's got a point
@crackhead8683
@crackhead8683 3 года назад
Michael: “You got this honey” Also Michael: *Repeatedly shoots Lily with no mercy*
@wrath3o284
@wrath3o284 3 года назад
Timestamp for the people asking in the future 9:43
@dofimate798
@dofimate798 3 года назад
@@wrath3o284 thanks bro
@jacobco7872
@jacobco7872 3 года назад
*Lily
@gm9795
@gm9795 3 года назад
I Michael reeves is a true candidate of gender equality
@akuma4845
@akuma4845 3 года назад
@@wrath3o284 not all heroes wear cape
@krapiak
@krapiak 3 года назад
i love how they gave michael a smaller gun after he murdered scarra
@Wynn_The_Gamer
@Wynn_The_Gamer 3 года назад
And then he grabbed the big gun again after realising the small gun did nothing XD
@AquaAriaSachou
@AquaAriaSachou 3 года назад
I'm sad they didn't use the Nerf Rival ones they have. Woulda hurt much more >:)
@Davis...
@Davis... 3 года назад
@@AquaAriaSachou oh yes
@krapiak
@krapiak 2 года назад
2.5k likes and a heart from otv?! thanks y’all
@TIMEDICE
@TIMEDICE 2 года назад
@@AquaAriaSachou The reason they didn’t get the rivals it’s because Michael might snatch it and would’ve gone on the murder spree with that gun
@tomatoheadlookinass6002
@tomatoheadlookinass6002 2 года назад
Everyone's playing search and rescue, *while Michael is actually playing search and destroy*
@snowyoctober
@snowyoctober 2 года назад
lol
@SlendyK
@SlendyK 2 года назад
*Let's roll.*
@isaacl6402
@isaacl6402 3 года назад
No one: Lily: “Spit on ME”
@Eg-yf3lu
@Eg-yf3lu 3 года назад
Lily is into that kinky stuff
@tyunniez
@tyunniez 3 года назад
That was Poki!
@baddestbiddiedoublecheeked3449
@baddestbiddiedoublecheeked3449 3 года назад
@@tyunniez poki implied what lily was doing therefore it makes sense and doesnt make sense to say lily
@tyunniez
@tyunniez 3 года назад
@@baddestbiddiedoublecheeked3449 I’m confused with how you worded that 😭
@user-ph7kq2lp4v
@user-ph7kq2lp4v 3 года назад
@@tyunniez poki implied what lily was doing, therefore it makes sense and at the same time doesn't make sense to put lily as the one who said it. They (the one who explained) probably meant that they(the commentor) put lily instead of poki for the subject that said "Spit on me" which for them(the one who explained) makes sense and doesn't make sense because poki was the one who said it.
@Alexandra-yu4wo
@Alexandra-yu4wo 3 года назад
dude when michael was sticking his tongue in the dummy everyone was just there like: yea this is normal
@sensaifry1518
@sensaifry1518 3 года назад
At 12:26 micheal steps on the x and Leslie still yells fire
@youweretheone7413
@youweretheone7413 3 года назад
@@F.H.D5724 nah it said those were landmines, so u ain't allowed to step on it. But Leslie is our supreme leader so if she says it's wrong then it's wrong!!!
@NoobTubeFilmz
@NoobTubeFilmz 3 года назад
I just hope no one used it as a fleshlight beforehand
@Alexandra-yu4wo
@Alexandra-yu4wo 3 года назад
@@NoobTubeFilmz pfffffff
@sampuhhupmas5666
@sampuhhupmas5666 3 года назад
@@NoobTubeFilmz bet Michael did
@victinistealth5756
@victinistealth5756 3 года назад
9:44 Michael: “You got this honey” 9:51 Also Michael: *Shows no mercy*
@calirs5120
@calirs5120 3 года назад
Lilypichu was fucking executed
@yokaithedumb
@yokaithedumb 2 года назад
"remember no russains"- makarov
@tick1180
@tick1180 2 года назад
Ah yes.. Another copied comment.
@alternative7586
@alternative7586 2 года назад
Execute order 66
@nicholastolentino5676
@nicholastolentino5676 2 года назад
Michael: say hello to my little friend
@juniper7962
@juniper7962 3 года назад
12:38 Scarra: *"Try the Sicilian opening?"* dudes so lost on the pattern hes throwing out chess openings now lmao
@shiralea
@shiralea 3 года назад
Lmfao
@beeveen3845
@beeveen3845 2 года назад
Why did this kill me, somethings wrong with me🤣
@scottwpilgrim
@scottwpilgrim 2 года назад
I know, especially because the King's Indian Defense would be more appropriate. Get yo head in da game Scarra! 😂😂
@James-ht5wk
@James-ht5wk 2 года назад
@@scottwpilgrim idk man, the bongcloud seems like the best move to me
@umloucobr4980
@umloucobr4980 2 года назад
It’s like on the real game, the Sicilian open it’s difficult to learn hahahahaha.
@thetalkingstick9214
@thetalkingstick9214 3 года назад
Scarra’s pattern: Atari button symbols Poki’s pattern: Xbox button symbols Lily’s pattern: PlayStation button symbols Micheal’s pattern: *Enchanting table symbols*
@codbus7651
@codbus7651 3 года назад
@WalkeyYum imagine like actually SHOWING what the pattern was
@bladewolf505
@bladewolf505 3 года назад
@@codbus7651 yes....brodin editing in the patterns with text boxes. But Leslie is kinda slow and definitely forgot Mykulls pattern 🤣
@KM-jb3vg
@KM-jb3vg 3 года назад
I mean poki when on the x which is also playstation and the on screen hint said + and triangle were bombs meaning the L shape wasnt and I dont see that on an xbox controller
@KM-jb3vg
@KM-jb3vg 3 года назад
@Elijah Groves Choi yeah better to just let people be wrong and look like idiots I suppose
@n1x943
@n1x943 3 года назад
Everyone elses pattern: Dont touch a color Michael's pattern: Do a backflip, learn french and solve who the zodiac killer is
@pkkevin11
@pkkevin11 3 года назад
Poki: "Turtle that's an animal" Michael thinking to himself: "A soon to be extinct one."
@spysynth
@spysynth 3 года назад
I thought the exact same thing lol-
@kut7170
@kut7170 3 года назад
"not for long"
@magneticbulldog3063
@magneticbulldog3063 3 года назад
Michaels channel is extinct
@todd3143
@todd3143 3 года назад
@@magneticbulldog3063 not for loooong. hes coooking up something with robodog i bet
@austinallen6419
@austinallen6419 3 года назад
@@todd3143 robodog gonna piss beer?
@FoxyMeda
@FoxyMeda 2 года назад
Michael’s pattern was: Everything is wrong XD
@pindropquiet9732
@pindropquiet9732 2 года назад
He had most of the landlines activated I checked
@carsonspinks1067
@carsonspinks1067 2 года назад
I feel like it's because it's not exactly the way people were thinking. Most of the patterns were not which of them are safe. This is why the purple square and red and green triangles were safe for Michael even though they are all different colors and two different shapes. The pattern is the landmines
@I2obiNtube
@I2obiNtube 2 года назад
12:18 he was actually safe but got fired on anyway, bumbling chief buttbrain
@moussakassem5711
@moussakassem5711 2 года назад
@@I2obiNtube no. light blue isn’t safe
@BustyBraixen
@BustyBraixen 2 года назад
@@I2obiNtube you mean 12:28? yes. Micheal should have been safe.
@thewestfire9729
@thewestfire9729 2 года назад
*michael helps Lily put on knee pads* Girls: Awww that’s sweet. *michael starts punching her in the knees* Guys: Awww that’s sweet.
@scottwpilgrim
@scottwpilgrim 2 года назад
Truth.
@umloucobr4980
@umloucobr4980 2 года назад
Truth.
@zeuxlaught2797
@zeuxlaught2797 2 года назад
are you implying guys are vile monsters and cant be kind?
@thewestfire9729
@thewestfire9729 2 года назад
@@zeuxlaught2797 what are you talking about? Did you even read my comment? Clearly, it implies that Michael is one of the most kind vile monsters out there.
@LexisVoyage
@LexisVoyage 2 года назад
@@zeuxlaught2797 you see young one this is what is called humour. A strange concept I know I know. But you’ll get it eventually.
@TAH_ANA
@TAH_ANA 3 года назад
Everyone: “Search and rescue” Michael when he sees the turtle: “SEARCH AND DESTROY”
@theworst4975
@theworst4975 3 года назад
Lol lowkey true tho
@atesemireltutar6661
@atesemireltutar6661 3 года назад
EXTERMINATE
@gruseph
@gruseph 3 года назад
Fight fire with fire Michael: nah fight fire with turtles
@MegaEricPham
@MegaEricPham 3 года назад
Grab the plastic explosives!
@Kaneko69.
@Kaneko69. 3 года назад
Because crackhead.
@femboyghoul
@femboyghoul 3 года назад
Can we talk about how underrated Scarra is, this video is an example of how funny Scarra is. HES ALSO SUPER WHOLESOME
@amipato
@amipato 3 года назад
scarra best boy
@ilyisa.
@ilyisa. 3 года назад
yes yes we love scarra here
@SwedishFox
@SwedishFox 3 года назад
We can't forget he started offlinetv
@tt-nm4yj
@tt-nm4yj 3 года назад
yeah super hoesome
@Theresalwaysanexit
@Theresalwaysanexit 3 года назад
Is this scarras alt?
@superllama8976
@superllama8976 3 года назад
Imagine your hurt and micheal comes barreling through the house and start starts singing STAYING ALIVE.
@regentlouis3678
@regentlouis3678 2 года назад
underrated comment.
@ender_7674
@ender_7674 2 года назад
Timestamp?
@davidriadi7999
@davidriadi7999 2 года назад
much better than a porsche ambulance blaring Staying Alive from its speaker.
@xv1distort
@xv1distort 2 года назад
*gets tossed out of fire*
@heyimanoob8280
@heyimanoob8280 Год назад
I would start praying
@ProfDrBaum
@ProfDrBaum 3 года назад
Everyones patern: one color safe or one color and on shape landmine Micheals patern: e=mc^2
@ju2tunknown
@ju2tunknown 2 года назад
e=mc²
@msdrks1
@msdrks1 2 года назад
@@ju2tunknown literally means the same thing
@koalemosaraara3971
@koalemosaraara3971 2 года назад
@@msdrks1 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared
@msdrks1
@msdrks1 2 года назад
@@koalemosaraara3971 ok?, I was saying that the arrow between the c and the 2 literally means to raise something to a power. So it means the exact same thing...
@Lordgrayson
@Lordgrayson Год назад
@@msdrks1 E²=(mc²)²+(pc)²
@koivtuber
@koivtuber 3 года назад
i love leslie
@shrek5973
@shrek5973 3 года назад
HI
@SirZexx
@SirZexx 3 года назад
Yea Leslie is love
@sitrihalphas4456
@sitrihalphas4456 3 года назад
lol i just saw you watching her stream lol
@sillykyuu
@sillykyuu 3 года назад
Fuslie justice
@ventrilly8770
@ventrilly8770 3 года назад
Hiii
@msepiphqny
@msepiphqny 3 года назад
Michael is the only person I know who can manage to kill a doll.
@teo9813
@teo9813 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@leoaiden8002
@leoaiden8002 3 года назад
And scary Satan
@infamousavocado7942
@infamousavocado7942 3 года назад
good thing it wasnt a voodoo doll
@GabrielHenrique-ch3sc
@GabrielHenrique-ch3sc 3 года назад
Dwight did a good job in the office too
@callmecj2329
@callmecj2329 3 года назад
i love how i thought the same thing
@big_zaker
@big_zaker 3 года назад
Lily: *steps on the wrong tile* Micheal: *reloads*
@Noah_Obama
@Noah_Obama 2 года назад
someone: *screw up* Michael: *geneva convention more like geneva suggestion*
@worththeshiner4541
@worththeshiner4541 3 года назад
Michael: tongues dummy Lily: "Hehe, I wanna try"
@RCBackstaber
@RCBackstaber 3 года назад
15:22 😳
@mistercat5300
@mistercat5300 3 года назад
I was like WT hahahaha
@julissaandrew4028
@julissaandrew4028 3 года назад
Lmaooo
@jameowi
@jameowi 3 года назад
lily: my turn
@nikadenis1361
@nikadenis1361 3 года назад
Lmao
@Pirateking536
@Pirateking536 3 года назад
Scarra's Pattern: Uh oh Scawwa can't use a cewtain cowor UwU Michael's Pattern: If you step on this mat you die
@Caroline-vx4nm
@Caroline-vx4nm 3 года назад
Basically 😭
@TheInsanityBeing
@TheInsanityBeing 3 года назад
Micheal to Lily after stepping on a wrong panel. *"So you have chosen, D E A T H."*
@FreezingHot
@FreezingHot 2 года назад
it seems like Leslie messed up Michael's landmines. when he stepped on brown X she said fire but his landmines were L's, pluses and light blues. don't cheat my boi Michael like that
@alisonking8775
@alisonking8775 2 года назад
When
@paperychunk2787
@paperychunk2787 2 года назад
@@alisonking8775 5months ago
@FlynnTheRedhead
@FlynnTheRedhead 2 года назад
@@alisonking8775 12:28
@Ibeatgod689
@Ibeatgod689 3 года назад
Scarra: "Can I call you a bitch and do another one?" I died laughing.
@unknownintrovert7454
@unknownintrovert7454 3 года назад
Same
@SuperTopmaster
@SuperTopmaster 3 года назад
Same
@SonarDaggers
@SonarDaggers 3 года назад
Same
@rajatchandra5212
@rajatchandra5212 3 года назад
How the fuck u commented if u died??
@Ibeatgod689
@Ibeatgod689 3 года назад
@@rajatchandra5212 Necromancy duh. Keep up will you? Lmao
@alexalderete2841
@alexalderete2841 3 года назад
I thought Lily made a BOLD fucking move when micheal was tongue kissing toast and she took it’s place 😂
@sclimperr
@sclimperr 3 года назад
Fr
@YourUsualMarites0704
@YourUsualMarites0704 3 года назад
Yaaaa I like dat
@yesimyaya
@yesimyaya 3 года назад
@@YourUsualMarites0704 lmfaoooo
@Davis...
@Davis... 3 года назад
Yeeeeeaaaaaah
@remytherat7341
@remytherat7341 3 года назад
Leslie: There is one core principle!!! Kill or be killed!! Mykull: **kills patient** Leslie: YOU LOSE
@brotemca8020
@brotemca8020 3 года назад
You guys sing 'Stay'n Alive" when you do CPR? Bruh here in Australia we sing "Another One Bites the Dust"
@All54321
@All54321 3 года назад
@Eric Bryant Yeah, but one you probably shouldn’t sing aloud while doing CPR
@monsterere6498
@monsterere6498 3 года назад
Highway to hell is also a good CPR song xD
@gamermosley7803
@gamermosley7803 3 года назад
Both songs have a perfect beat for it... thing is... Another one bites the dust... it'd sound more like you're tryin to kill the man instead of saving him
@Bubbl3ums
@Bubbl3ums 2 года назад
Pretty sure that there are apps that help you keep the correct tempo while giving cpr and that can also automatically call 911 (or other)
@solaranimations9062
@solaranimations9062 2 года назад
Wait what, I’m also from Australia yet I was told to sing ‘Stay’n Alive’ when doing CPR? I’ve been robbed!?
@Gatsby_OW
@Gatsby_OW 3 года назад
"Let us know what youd like to see from us" We'd like Michael to upload
@Griggsbygriffindore
@Griggsbygriffindore 3 года назад
Spelt his name wrong
@nozu8156
@nozu8156 3 года назад
A before E
@chocodesuu
@chocodesuu 3 года назад
@@Griggsbygriffindore micheal lol
@nicki6355
@nicki6355 3 года назад
@@Griggsbygriffindore MYKULL
@scarysquidgod8633
@scarysquidgod8633 3 года назад
I’m pretty sure he’s going to upload near the end of march
@khansafarrasc6653
@khansafarrasc6653 3 года назад
For those who ask where was toast. He's in Canada right now with his family
@casianosiringanjr.4389
@casianosiringanjr.4389 3 года назад
Thanks. I really was curious why he is not present
@joulesnathalie3994
@joulesnathalie3994 3 года назад
Is poki living with them?
@arjenvanderheide1106
@arjenvanderheide1106 3 года назад
@@joulesnathalie3994 no, poki lives with rae and Janet. She doesnt live in the otv house anymore.
@faizaanovais998
@faizaanovais998 3 года назад
@@arjenvanderheide1106 celine too
@joulesnathalie3994
@joulesnathalie3994 3 года назад
@@arjenvanderheide1106 ohh ok
@spacemansam2696
@spacemansam2696 3 года назад
alternate title: 5 toddlers go on a play date and play fireman.
@buttermamonAGRHRGRGAHGE
@buttermamonAGRHRGRGAHGE 2 года назад
Lily: **moves mannequin out of the way at sits where it was** Michael: *Inaudible screaming and confusion*
@Kuhaku_X123
@Kuhaku_X123 3 года назад
Nobody's going to talk about the fact that Michael's landmines were "L's, pluses & lightblues" yet at 12:26 he steps on a grey X and Leslie still screams fire? Poor Michael man, everyone else's patterns was so easy to figure out yet his was so much harder xD
@Vexas345
@Vexas345 3 года назад
Michael got fucked in every challenge lol
@karthikvenkata3458
@karthikvenkata3458 3 года назад
Nepotism dude
@Crit1cal57
@Crit1cal57 3 года назад
yeah it was kinda stupid they should have all been that complicated would have been more entertaining
@Adddmeeeeh
@Adddmeeeeh 3 года назад
He’s too strong so he gets nerfed every time
@luluu1017
@luluu1017 3 года назад
Maybe she mistook it as a plus sign idk tho still the hardest
@EndeavorDC1
@EndeavorDC1 3 года назад
Michael: "You got this honey." Lily steps on a wrong tile. Also Michael: PRRRRRRRRRRAA
@xxqino
@xxqino 3 года назад
@Firas Firdaus Nice
@grimm8839
@grimm8839 2 года назад
Michael had a more difficult puzzle than anyone else...
@kblank1025
@kblank1025 2 года назад
And Leslie said fire on a safe tile, so oof
@jdawgthethingod3212
@jdawgthethingod3212 3 года назад
Michael's face when shooting someone absolutely kills me.
@julissaandrew4028
@julissaandrew4028 3 года назад
Michael: “I cared more for the patient “ Also Michael: Violently throws Toast across the mat😂
@cuteanimals792
@cuteanimals792 3 года назад
it's this amazing thing called a joke
@sindisol
@sindisol 3 года назад
@@cuteanimals792 clearly you didn’t get it either
@cuteanimals792
@cuteanimals792 3 года назад
@@sindisol ok sorry I must have typed this when i was super tired cuz I dont remember making this comment nor even watching this video. And Im reading my comment and it hardly pertains to the oeiginal comment.
@siri5784
@siri5784 3 года назад
*it was a last ditch effort*
@LONNESYRUPBITCH
@LONNESYRUPBITCH 3 года назад
@@cuteanimals792 Woahh we have similar namess 🤭 lets be best friends 😼😼
@EthyriasMunch
@EthyriasMunch 3 года назад
"You killed the victi-" Michael: "NO, SHE DIED" LMAO haven't laughed that hard in a while
@sweetpatate2729
@sweetpatate2729 3 года назад
I mean it's up to the POLICE to make this conclusion !
@LurpakSpreadableButter
@LurpakSpreadableButter 3 года назад
@@sweetpatate2729 up to courts
@sweetpatate2729
@sweetpatate2729 3 года назад
@@LurpakSpreadableButter The victime deserve justice
@joannelimin4400
@joannelimin4400 3 года назад
Fuslie: "You killed the patient" Michael: "Nuh uh she died"
@praevidens
@praevidens 2 года назад
Lily: *Breathes* Fuslie: _deep inhale_ FIREEEEE
@dfishmosaad7421
@dfishmosaad7421 3 года назад
"We are playing search and destroy" Scarra ready to end some lives lol
@poppy1128
@poppy1128 3 года назад
Scarra is always ready 🧍🏻‍♀️
@mrrandommeme63
@mrrandommeme63 3 года назад
@@poppy1128 Ready to get angry tonight
@jomo3480
@jomo3480 3 года назад
Scarra is a legend
@oskarsalt2053
@oskarsalt2053 3 года назад
Michael was definitely playing search and destroy
@alexjackyperson101
@alexjackyperson101 3 года назад
me: i didn't know we are playing call of duty
@CallMeVidd
@CallMeVidd 3 года назад
Michael only saved one animal because he didn’t wanna rescue turtles
@TheOneGaming0
@TheOneGaming0 3 года назад
What
@User-xl8ke
@User-xl8ke 3 года назад
@@TheOneGaming0 Micheal hates turtles.
@brianna204
@brianna204 3 года назад
@@TheOneGaming0 Michael buys plastic straws out of spite.
@gltche4840
@gltche4840 3 года назад
@@TheOneGaming0 michael would shove plastic straws up turtles noses
@unanaranja897
@unanaranja897 3 года назад
I like to think turtles were put there specifically to annoy Mykulll
@allwaysapples5264
@allwaysapples5264 2 года назад
Steps on Landmine: “execute order 66” Michael: “it will be done my lord”
@YumeBasil
@YumeBasil 2 года назад
8:23 This works as a perfectly cut meme
@bread8294
@bread8294 3 года назад
Lily looks like the Little Nightmare's 1st main character
@valunaristic
@valunaristic 3 года назад
Omg i thought the same thing too!
@Harrricane
@Harrricane 3 года назад
Sasha Six
@Lana-dt1se
@Lana-dt1se 3 года назад
miyoung???
@minerliton2481
@minerliton2481 3 года назад
True-
@compoundsky6470
@compoundsky6470 3 года назад
Helen
@towatchvideos5592
@towatchvideos5592 3 года назад
"There's no need to rescue anyone if there's no one left to rescue."
@meltice_official
@meltice_official 3 года назад
That's some eren yeager kind of thinking right there
@lytra_
@lytra_ 3 года назад
@@meltice_official no one can be racist if there is only one race- Eren jaegar
@AlecSama02
@AlecSama02 2 года назад
15:25 That was the cutes thing I've ever seen! 😍
@Kachompsky
@Kachompsky 3 года назад
Anyone: Steps on the wrong point Michael: *So you have chosen death.*
@anxiouspp2484
@anxiouspp2484 3 года назад
Leslie: However, your patient died- Scarra and Michael: NO THAT PATIENT DIED ON ITS OWN, NO, NO, NO *continues to argue*
@aronseptianto8142
@aronseptianto8142 3 года назад
"allegedly"
@itz_cindy5598
@itz_cindy5598 2 года назад
LMAO
@amsigi5125
@amsigi5125 2 года назад
LMAO
@architech02
@architech02 2 года назад
Its like marco pierre white saying " I didnt make gordon ramsay cry, it was his choice to cry"
@DoubleEdgeCat
@DoubleEdgeCat 3 года назад
When Lily laid on the ground after Michael essentially tongue fucked Toast, I was about to scream. And if people are reading the comments before the video, then if this doesn't get you to keep watching, I don't know what will.
@lackinlotus4897
@lackinlotus4897 3 года назад
lmfao
@okamiboi
@okamiboi 3 года назад
She's learning a lot from Michael LMAO
@jeremyt7817
@jeremyt7817 3 года назад
15:29
@pihu5286
@pihu5286 3 года назад
I screamed 🤣🤣🤣
@ellagabrielle7173
@ellagabrielle7173 3 года назад
It's kinda cute tbh.......Even at the kneepad moment.......
@VanillaMidgetSSBM
@VanillaMidgetSSBM 2 года назад
Michael: "You got this honey." Also Michael: "Hasta la vista, baby."
@anonymousasian589
@anonymousasian589 3 года назад
9:45 I love how scarra doesn't notice that he doesn't even have anymore darts in the barrel
@sl7934
@sl7934 3 года назад
It’s funny how Michael is training to be a firefighter when he could easily be the one who started the fire 💀
@beasthaven1571
@beasthaven1571 3 года назад
Got to cover up the scene of the crime Kappa like a true imposter.
@rimurutempest4945
@rimurutempest4945 3 года назад
We all know it was the Fire Lord Yvonne who started the fire
@iwantsexseemyvideo33
@iwantsexseemyvideo33 3 года назад
Vi
@player_ore7171
@player_ore7171 3 года назад
Hahaha
@iwantsexseemyvideo2053
@iwantsexseemyvideo2053 3 года назад
Ooh
@benjamingee4415
@benjamingee4415 3 года назад
17:55 She's not dead, she's just mildly not living anymore.
@ina.aaahhh
@ina.aaahhh Год назад
14:56 Michael: I cared most for the patient Also Michael: **Throws Toast across the room**
@vibhoraggarwal1234
@vibhoraggarwal1234 3 года назад
Poki: Any triangle is safe Lily: Any plus is safe Michael: you dare to take a step 😤🔫🔫
@bobthebobman7457
@bobthebobman7457 3 года назад
Scarra: *exists* Floor: "Im bouta end this mans whole career"
@thefilipinogamertfg
@thefilipinogamertfg 3 года назад
Floor: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIROU*
@markrblx1990
@markrblx1990 3 года назад
Scarra: N A N I ? ?
@monosidmusic
@monosidmusic 3 года назад
Lmao hahhaha
@iwantsexseemyvideo33
@iwantsexseemyvideo33 3 года назад
Gunn
@selconsunji5108
@selconsunji5108 3 года назад
Lily: "Come back from Canada!" She really must be missing Toast. We also miss seeing Toast with the other OfflineTV members!
@pyrocominical
@pyrocominical 3 года назад
Anyone stepping on the wrong shape Michael: emptys the mag faster than the speed of the entire fucking galaxy
@anansiackhasone3428
@anansiackhasone3428 3 года назад
Michael: Puts tongue in dummy. Lilly: removed dummy and lays down where dummy is. 15:26
@VovoWoahwoah
@VovoWoahwoah 3 года назад
In the famous words of will smith -
@yamikagevg7841
@yamikagevg7841 3 года назад
Yeah we watched the video
@chiedzawith2ds
@chiedzawith2ds 3 года назад
The most wtf moment
@zerosixteen.4644
@zerosixteen.4644 3 года назад
I bet they always do that all the time😏
@TheVIIReaper
@TheVIIReaper 3 года назад
@@zerosixteen.4644 yeah typical lovey dovey moments
@7Elevin
@7Elevin 3 года назад
I swear Michael is one of the best things that’s ever happened to Offline TV
@7Elevin
@7Elevin 3 года назад
@@Quiet_au exactly. He’s the ultimate content
@boog1116
@boog1116 3 года назад
Because he actually makes the videos funny?
@kuro1803
@kuro1803 3 года назад
And toast
@user-ql5qe3gi2f
@user-ql5qe3gi2f 3 года назад
@@boog1116 yes
@KabooM1067
@KabooM1067 3 года назад
THE* best thing
@erwan3204
@erwan3204 3 года назад
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE EDITOR WHO DECIDED TO PUT EMIL'S THEME FROM NIER AUTOMATA IN THE BACKGROUND
@sarafernandes5318
@sarafernandes5318 3 года назад
I was trying to find this comment! I'm now 100% happy! ^^
@mae3741
@mae3741 2 года назад
"Let us know what you wanna see from us" *MORE M I C H E A L PLS*
@JustAnotherEmma
@JustAnotherEmma 3 года назад
Didn’t she say kill or be killed? Michael was just following instructions.
@pwnwin
@pwnwin 3 года назад
That’s what crackhead machines do.
@TheReMorseCode
@TheReMorseCode 3 года назад
Michael: Do you need mouth to mouth? Scarra: Yeah just from you though
@sphoonz2121
@sphoonz2121 3 года назад
Bro Gamer Moment
@TheReMorseCode
@TheReMorseCode 3 года назад
@@sphoonz2121 We love a bromance
@sphoonz2121
@sphoonz2121 3 года назад
@@TheReMorseCode oof pog
@Cursed0
@Cursed0 3 года назад
FIRE- Michael: _turns into a minigun_
@arielgray9511
@arielgray9511 3 года назад
Micheal: does something cute also does something chaotic to make up for it
@davidmaximus6709
@davidmaximus6709 3 года назад
I like how everyone gets these simple patterns, and Michael's is just like "Yeah go fuck around for 10 minutes until you get it"
@IFaTaLGeaRx
@IFaTaLGeaRx 3 года назад
He would have done better but they messed up. He actually stepped on a Grey X at 12:30 and Fuslie said to fire.
@beasthaven1571
@beasthaven1571 3 года назад
@@IFaTaLGeaRx true
@iwantsexseemyvideo33
@iwantsexseemyvideo33 3 года назад
Ch
@xero5145
@xero5145 3 года назад
Michael is the MVP in every video, the chaos he brings with him is pure joy.
@saladass9543
@saladass9543 3 года назад
But still hasn't uploaded in 7 months
@tomfoolary4892
@tomfoolary4892 3 года назад
@@saladass9543 yup
@THINK86200
@THINK86200 3 года назад
3:01 eightdividedbytwo! 9:50 Michaels's love is without mercy! 13:08 Lily's love is mercy. 13:14 Michael "No wonder I fell in love with you" 15:30 Lily "Kiss me." (Michael; Um... honey, well you see I ah...) 15:34 I WANT TO SEE THE OUTTAKE OF THEM KISSING!!! 17:06 Lily is a dog confirmed X3 17:38 Michael is Lawful Chaotic 17:56 knockout Combo Move!!! very effective!!! 20:29 Scarra staooop *blushes* (What The Duck)
@zeusbolt9712
@zeusbolt9712 3 года назад
Need to upvote this
@slash2717
@slash2717 3 года назад
@@zeusbolt9712 i think u opened the wrong social media app
@dammit_dilbert4601
@dammit_dilbert4601 2 года назад
10:00 reloading with Malicious intent
@Josh11902
@Josh11902 Год назад
This looks exactly like a comment made a year before this one but the time stamp is 9:59
@mqn69
@mqn69 3 года назад
No one: Micheal: *A M O G U S ? ?*
@nogamingz2785
@nogamingz2785 3 года назад
Timestamp?
@demoniosd
@demoniosd 3 года назад
@@nogamingz2785 2:50
@Davis...
@Davis... 3 года назад
I Saw that while reading the timestamp
@michelsbrothers1533
@michelsbrothers1533 3 года назад
2:49
@QuilPop
@QuilPop 3 года назад
6:20 Can we just appreciate the fact that lily looks like six and michael looks like mono from little nightmares
@theguywhoasked6120
@theguywhoasked6120 3 года назад
F
@pogfection787
@pogfection787 2 года назад
That doesn't bode well
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
The ending : *YEET*
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
I REALLY HOPE THIS DOESN'T AGE BADLY
@pogfection787
@pogfection787 2 года назад
@@wongcayven9893 oh noooo
@lerinasan
@lerinasan 3 года назад
7:47 Michael:So you've chosen *full auto in the building*
@yanguskhan8513
@yanguskhan8513 Год назад
i like how leslie was the first to run over and help scarra while everyone else stood around for a second to laugh at him. shows how caring fuslie is and how much of friends the rest of them are. you always laugh at your good friends when they mess up and then you go and help.
@lawrencemasula
@lawrencemasula 3 года назад
Imagine being trapped in a fire, then waking up while Michael is tonguing you sensually.
@naniciri4750
@naniciri4750 3 года назад
Lily:...
@c.f.7808
@c.f.7808 3 года назад
And you're probably taken to the hospital due to spinal fracture
@yadsewnde8699
@yadsewnde8699 3 года назад
Go on 🥵
@_Michael_01
@_Michael_01 3 года назад
Get out of my head
@mc4n7h0nyyt2
@mc4n7h0nyyt2 3 года назад
Yes
@gogurtyt
@gogurtyt 3 года назад
Lily: Oh geez i got some good photos Michael Nearby: *Practicing Dismemberment*
@carrotking2630
@carrotking2630 3 года назад
Everyone: having fun Micheal: having 'Nam flashbacks
@minari3462
@minari3462 2 года назад
i love how happy yvonne is to always be performing the extras like punishing them etc.
@Jafethh
@Jafethh 3 года назад
“Try the Sicilian opener” Lmaoo Scarra’s humor is underrated 😂
@salkub9737
@salkub9737 3 года назад
Poki: "Turtle that is an animal" Michael saying it to himself : "Why does is not have plastic straws in nose ?"
@kaster8273
@kaster8273 3 года назад
For real though, michael was the strongest link; he just didn’t want to show off. He’s humble. Be like michael 👏👏👏
@farrondis
@farrondis Год назад
I think it's funny how Micheal's mine pattern was just like: "Yeah everything is a mine"
@ivanajadetan
@ivanajadetan 3 года назад
“FIRRREEEE” Lily: goes into fetal position
@benjaminshields9421
@benjaminshields9421 3 года назад
Michael's pattern: Ls, pluses, and light blues are landmines Michael: Steps on a gray cross. Gets it wrong.
@orionsbeltonthesestars
@orionsbeltonthesestars 3 года назад
Yeah, Leslie called wrong when Lily was on 'safe' tiles too LMAO I don't think she was paying enough attention
@user-kd8ci1vx8s
@user-kd8ci1vx8s 3 года назад
That crosses are the X. Micheal stepped on a gray + so he got it wrong
@tahsinkhan6089
@tahsinkhan6089 3 года назад
​@@user-kd8ci1vx8s 12:25
@axelblaze3713
@axelblaze3713 3 года назад
@@user-kd8ci1vx8s what? he stepped on an X, a plus is different
@the404error7
@the404error7 3 года назад
I read that as gay cross originally.
@lemmus3635
@lemmus3635 3 года назад
Lily: "Oh jeez, I got some good photos" Micheal: killing air with an axe
@justanotherperson8793
@justanotherperson8793 3 года назад
3:01 lily’s taking “search and destroy” a little too seriously😳🍆🪓
@zullock6947
@zullock6947 3 года назад
alternative title: leslie forgetting her lines for 21 minutes straight
@christinac7150
@christinac7150 3 года назад
Is no one going to talk about how Michael looks like Oliver Tree with his goggles on at the end lol
@doc6616
@doc6616 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment
@andrewduzgaming6851
@andrewduzgaming6851 3 года назад
@@doc6616 so was i
@jacksonkurtz4200
@jacksonkurtz4200 3 года назад
Trueeeee
@forgottenmessiah
@forgottenmessiah 3 года назад
He looks like Doc Ock to lol
@markus4732
@markus4732 3 года назад
I thought the same thing xD
@theAwkwardAvocado
@theAwkwardAvocado 3 года назад
13:14 Lily abuses Michael lmao
@shelleyorr8174
@shelleyorr8174 2 года назад
15:21 “I tounged it’s mouth hole”
@andersonle68
@andersonle68 3 года назад
Anybody: *doesn't get pattern right* Michael: _ac-130 noises_
@davidk2801
@davidk2801 3 года назад
Lily in the beginning sounded like she was reading a school project
@OliverEye
@OliverEye 2 года назад
Yvonne smiling and everyone complaining reminds me a lot of John Walker (U.S. agent) winking and everyone hating him
@bubgaming5856
@bubgaming5856 Год назад
13:34 "you killed the victim"
@thenamesreaper1587
@thenamesreaper1587 3 года назад
Poki: “Turtle thats an animal” Michael: *Turtle flashbacks*
@kell9423
@kell9423 3 года назад
is anyone gonna talk about how lily started punching toast and she said "come back from Canada" I thought that was pretty funny lmaoo
@cocokatana
@cocokatana 3 года назад
this is the first thing to make me really laugh in a while, thank u offlinetv
@lw-lyricalwarrior4186
@lw-lyricalwarrior4186 3 года назад
Lily:so I'll take that "L" Everybody there:yeah you did
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