OFFLINETV SURVIVES CAMPING 

@@kermiadjamil4090 Yes

i thought it was bachyard ghost

Lets go!!

Yes pls

Bet

Michael just seems broadly competent. He has the ingenuity for problem solving along with the strength and crack-head determination to do the heavy lifting. He generally does well in challenges.

ye

He the only reason I'm watching this

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@@Nerdnumberone that's just his inate filipino instincts

Current objective: *SURVIVE*

@serdy ximi RIGHT?! Been camping 1000 times and this just made me howl

@@nuru666wait are you a wolf in real life

@@lenoxpI lol no. For Cubs, Scouts, army cadets, and for fun.

I found the hat online, the text on it is a long poem about a lonely fisherman that starts with “let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for I am the harbinger of death”

How did you find it? I want one like that.

@@Kalabrese119 It won’t let me send the link, but you should be able to find it by searching “The Fishing Hat”

@@rabbitlord-7775 got it, thanks a lot!

@@Kalabrese119 its from a brand called cool shritz

Of course, The simplest tool of a movie maker, Chekhov's Kayak

@@defiantox2385 Exactly! you understand.

yeah good writing nowadays is a joke

He also had the dark green cup he had pee'd in yesterday. Most people missed it

1000% agree. An absolutely great video all around.

He’s finally accomplished his mission! It’s kinda wholesome lol

riding a kayak and drinking your pee is very primal alfa

:)

IKR i did not expect that! and the music makes it even better lmao

Factss I was taken for a dummy to forget that he had that thing, and for him to remember he had it and bring it with him was just too funny

Using all of his networth too… Truly a chad dad

I'm sorry what?? Poki made money???

@@Changsta74u bro tried to sneak Poki in XDDddDDDDdd

also Syd

@@matelko333 SYD kinda just cashed in on an overpriced achievement lol

@@smolNotSmort Even in his jokes, he is close to true genius

Scarra carried the video with that.

Its not the same set

where he also drank his pee from the green cup

Micheal is a tradesman so it’s not surprising

He was also drinking his pee, what a great combo

FRSSS😭

As Michael always says "Kill! Kill! Kill!"

@@ghostbravo7127 Or Taze, Taze, Taze

It would have been so cool if he made a bow and some arrows too. He had the materials

Was he drinking his pee😭😭😭

MORE KAYAK

I'm so happy he finally used that thing lol

literally the perfect ending lmao

Also drinking the piss cup

That’s probably the only time he’ll use it to😂

It’s not even the same one lmaooo they bought one just for that scene

Would of been great to see as he comes ashore Michael about to pour one of the oil barrels into the lake

@@kaiser_Haux 🤣 That genuinely made me laugh for like 5 minutes. The image of Michael’s deer in headlight face as he’s caught dumping crude oil in a State Park!

he was on his own side quest at the end

understandable 💀

Jodi same its so pretty and funny!!!

You did great Jodi!!!! Proud of you people!

sameee

Back off bench this is MY fav otv video.

Michael and Lily would be the ideal couple for a dramatic zombie apo movie. Michael always super strong while Liky failing at everything and then Michael dies during the movie and Lily has to learn to fend for herself during the apocalypse only to find Michael never died and reunite with him at the end.

@@MedievalSolutions WHY IS THAT PERFECT-

Bro that woman only thing she did this episode is complain and be cold fk off

she reminds me of lil kid sometimes

Fr lmao

Do you know if you're going to Heaven? Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and he rose again the third day 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4 Believe in what Jesus Christ did for you and you will be sealed with the Holy Spirit of promise.

Wtf

​@@faithinhisblood777 are you trying to force religion on us?

@@gdhdhf Jehovah witnesses be like

@@faithinhisblood777 i love satan

Lol everyone used to being behind screen, all put together in the wilderness! Nice trip, good idea, good times everyone 😃🍉🌄🌌🌈🪘😇

Yes Nobody can twerk better than Michael

Do not belittle the Filipino genes

@@lemooniii835 him having filipino genes or being filipino has nothing to do with him being him

@@papayah47d0g9 i know about 15 filipinos i can confirm they're all built different

Im dying at 43:48 i cant "did you get it"

@@Rosebbygirl I couldn't tell if he was joking or not XD

Not to say they aren't good friends or anything like that but I thought that tag part was so fake. Especially the overly girly "tag you're it" from poki.

he'd EASILY do it too, he has weapons and NO FEAR

Reeves is on top of the food chain

@@KINGJERMARCUS Can't speak talent or fame into existence, go back to making music and spend less time on advertising.

To be fair, those tools CARRIED him through the other challenges. Like it would have been damn near impossible without the axe and shovel.

We got the good ending

As opposed to the domestic abuse ending

@@gnatnevlik9249 ?por qué no los dos?

Phenomenal call back

A very wholesome ending.

also, the tasks were really not too heavy handed so their interactions could shine.

How about the hide and seek in the huge mansion where they need to find chess pieces? I think they are all complete in that video too.

Except for the shopping roulette challenge video which was a certified banger, all my fav videos from the last year have been ones with the entire cast In it. The Syd, Jodi, John announcement video, the hide and seek video, the christmas white elephant video, and now this.

@@ffll8427 Most of the tasks seemed to be actually designed to help them. Things like creating fire, chopping firewood, cooking, filtering dirty water, etc.

The Indie film just after that was the best part in my opinion

And poki the brat

And poki the brat

@@teaapplesauce9174 Every single pokimane stan within 5000 miles is currently coming to your location (btw this is just a joke and dont bring drama into a random comment section no reason)

37:44 Ultimately resorting to becoming a dancer for cash. Smh.

Yes, what they said!!! PLS :D

Poop outside = 100. AirBnB = 200. Poop twice outside done.

the video of michael cooking the lizard he found

The rules were not explained. Hence they poop twice and go to an airbnb.

get this to the top!!!!!!

Yeah haha surprised most of them didn't seem to know how to even make a fire properly or split wood...seems like a pretty basic skill I thought most people knew. I guess they're OTV/gamers though but it still makes me wonder how that reflects on our society in general as well, dependence versus independence and knowing skills that used to be vital to one's survival.

@@lizbiscuit6361 to be fair a lot of the skills aren't required for survival anymore. Hell, I wouldn't know how to split wood if it weren't for where I live - I don't camp frequently, and it's easy enough to buy split wood, I just live where enough people camp/do their own shit that you pick it up.

I'm an eagle scout too and this was like watching children scramble but honestly it was funny asf 😭

eagle scout moment - an eagle scout

@@lizbiscuit6361Disclaimer before you read the rest: I learned a lot of things from my grandfather, especially when it comes to camping and survival in nature and I think splitting wood isn't really something that should ever be "hard" and some of them do act a little naive but it's a video so IDC. Still, I don't think I will ever need the knowledge I have. I bet you can't translate morse code as fast as people did in WW1. I bet you don't know how to cultivate and grow a whole field of wheat, potatoes, tomatoes or corn but I'm not walking around acting like you need to. Codependency is how humanity thrives. We aren't all lone wolves. It should always be our goal to make life easier for every single one of us even if we have to pull one with us and it doesn't matter if we have to pull one with us because it's basically unnoticable if the pulling is done by all of society. That's part of being a society. We aren't wild or natural anymore and acting like we are while writing that in a youtube comment is obnoxious at best. Had to get that out because I'm sick of people acting like we need survival skills in nature when humanity literally took themselves out of nature.

I also like the fact that the shots from the air were not Scarra, different kayak altogether

Scarra have balls of steel pulling that kayak shots off

What was in that cup tho

Scarra needs to get his kidneys checked

Joke?

He was on that Sigma grindset. Hoard wealth and only buy things to make more money. Make a show off your wealth by donating to the poor.

"Mr. Moneybags: Fukishima" fron yakuza 0 be like:

Reach the top shelf

lmao

@@Call_Upon_YAH Jesus pbuh Didn't die. He's still alive and there's only one GOD in just one form. He's the almighty and nobody else deserves to be called an equal to him. And ffs this is dumb to preach on a video like this.

@@radialomer5705 i think religion is stupid

@@radialomer5705 But doesn't one true god of unparalleled power create an omnipotence paradox?

@@jusarson7237 I love these legit arguments after a dumb jesus spam bot appears and nobody responds, you just killed God in one sentence lmao

@@jusarson7237 There have been multiple paradoxes that has been proven wrong as the metaphysical advancements were made. Give it some time and it will be proven wrong too.

honestly big ups to brodin, one of the most valuable and creative members of otv staff and an integral part of otv imho

Well he does do directing and cinematogrophy for other large groups like MSI and Razer in the past.

@@EggplantHarmesan it shows!

dude the quality was so good!

I would also like to add that you can clearly see how they upped their staffing and crew!! Most notably I know they picked up Max Olivo who was previously the art director over at TSM and responsible for series like TSM Legends

Hawaiians are fucking scary dude. They'll smell Spam from several thousand kilometers away and just magically teleport nearby and wait patiently

We Filipinos love our spam

Indeed we love our spam we treat spam just like mlbb match ups

He sense the spam

Filipino from Hawaii? He can smell that miles away.

i thought the same!! that'd be a fun new project to see him try out

Same!!!

Nah, Michael would build an army of animals and take over the world

Primative survival with Michael

Every once in a while the other otv members come to check on him

And killing coyotes

42:32 Look at toast watching movie recaps, just a perfect thing to watch 🍺🍺🍻.

Fr

michael has touched more than one type of grass

@@spike8555 🤨

@@spike8555 💀

@@sirgouda623 ?

That was so wholesome 🥺

Druid Vibes

This video and the mafia video for sure are the best OTV vids

Could be an episode in modern family lol

Agreed!

The best episode cuz everyone is here

@@kutsy3785 I rather try something I'm not good at than not trying at all

So were the coins

Unintentional pun? 😂

He looked oddly buff at that moment too

@@Jtheclown he has BEEN oddly buff

@@raccoonblenders1482 yea you’re right he always has been

Hm

How about styropyro?

To be fair the average survivability of a youtuber is similar to a fly in a bug spray factory.

@Don't read profile photo ok

nah id say that goes to garand thumb.

i get what you're trying to say but frail and fragile are kinda a weird choice of words

@@mango8999 would you prefer the terms "breakable" and "soft" because honestly i think "frail and fragile" is a lot better than those two

@@scoundreleyes soft would definitely be better tf

@@scoundreleyes soft and wholesome definitely would have been better words... fair and fragile just come off as way creepy.

@@PoseRocks soft is probably the weirdest descriptive term you can possibly use to describe a woman that you don’t know.

very true.

To be fair, he'll probably be the reason there's an apocalypse in the first place anyways

Flashback to the escape room where they said that lol

lily will be the person who gets bitten but doesnt say and micheal is the personthat kills her

Unless the apocalypse involves uploading consistently

The camerawork in this episode was just 👌🏻

I mean it wasn't even THAT much of a "forest experience", they had all sorts of equipment but still managed to be "unprepared" xD

Dude when I watched them try to chop wood, my jaw hit the floor. I'm not surprised by Michael, but I can't believe that Poki was the only other person that understood you have to hit something hard in order to break it

@@Golden_Raijin To be fair, the "axe" they were given was a hatchet, and hatchets aren't meant for chopping logs.

@@Epsilon109 very true.

They brought suitcases! I was expecting super crappy backpacks, but a suitcase? For camping? I just got back from a trip to Philmont though, so maybe I'm overestimating the average person's knowledge.

Love the pfp

Yep, don't go underestimating Michael, Lol.

Michael's hat is so cool

there is absolutely no "surviving" in this vid though... it's all clearly for show

Each male with Filipino blood has a built-in warrior instinct and will evolve if you live anywhere here in the Philippines.

Does he has any social media account?

Toast micheal and ludwig

So Dr Stone

@@Shearlocks yessir

The mad scientist who you have to find in their really big, underground bunker

It’s the Filipino in his blood, natural survivalists.

always love watching city folk trying camping. (not in a condescending way ofcourse)

while drinking purified water he made XD legendary ending

@@abdalrahmanalfatih purified piss

And communism is the way to go 🌚

They're small dog sized I think all the women there could take the whole pack

@@nudahnotverified184 I live in Arizona, they are not small, and (no offense to the women) they would not be able too take a pack of Coyotes by themselves. They would be ripped too bloody shreds.

@@funnypantsjunior5162 they're 20-50 lbs according to Google that's small. You might be right about the last part though they're gamers

@@funnypantsjunior5162 in my area of Cali coyote packs aren't very big which is why I said they could take them, I'm assuming there's more where ur st

​@@funnypantsjunior5162i dont think any of them apart from michael could kill the coyotes

and then michael murdering it LOL

what gag?

Peach flavor Soju is my favorite

Judging by his pee I don't think it's a gag lol

I know I shouldn't take it seriously but holy shit he really needs to drink more water

@@Max41418 .... a running joke.

threw his bottle for all of 3 inches of distance too lmaooo

i feel like it's harder to fail throwing it- this is a talent

I was gonna comment the same. Filming, editing, colour grading etc. on this entire video was incredibly professional!

Michael*

id say a heist with markiplier, a date with markiplier, and in space with markiplier part 1 and 2 are the best for editing and production

@@dumb_logan what’s up with u and markiplier lmao

OMG HI DAEL!

@@dumb_logan simp

Yeah it feels so comfy and is a nice escape from reality

Her losing energy and michael just being like yup that's my girl is so wholesome I laugh and yet swoon over their relationship everytime I see it 😂😂❤️❤️

well, they are doing it for the video so

@@prakritishobha6734 still doing it so

ik i started dying the second i saw suitcases lmao

370 people liked so far i bet at least 200 are the same people u were talking about

wtf a kayaker gonna do

Yeah I was screaming at the monitor watching them try to set a fucking log on fire

Theyre chopping the woods the wrong way xD

@@JASHiNSENNiN not only weong but also in a dangerous way. I knew a guy that knocked his front teeth out for chopping wood like they did.

Cept for michael, he actually knows his stuff

Watching them camp is both painful and entertaining