Today I’m praying for someone who is emotionally in pain😭💔,mentally stressed,financially Broke😢 but physically smiling pretending that all is well,in this month of June you’re coming out victoriously amen 🙏🙌
This actually happened to me today on my way back from work a car stopped by and the occupant came out to talk to me when two guys walked pass and said almost silently: bros we dey here since we know see lift you even pour water for our body because you wan talk to woman bros dis life no balance ooo I laughed till I almost shed tears
STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 💃. 9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and... ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂 10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man... Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫 11. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂 12 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 13 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂 14. She got mad at you. Allow her hit your chest. Let her throw objects/things at you Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 15. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂 16. Women and Gossip Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 (By the way I’m also a small RU-vidr looking for your support) just wanna spread positivity ❤………. Please subscribe to my RU-vid channel Thanks.
Since 2021 February you have only posted 20 videos. You are not a serious person, by now you should have at least 2k videos if you are posting 90 videos in a month
M a living testimony of your good work #GreatestDoctorOlu and I pray you keep saving life just like you Cured me from genital herpes may God strengthen your ability.
To anybody who's reading this, I pray that whatever is hurting or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the darks thoughts, the overthinking, the doubt exit your mind right now. May replace confusion. May peace and calmness fill your life.
