Uhh so this video just blew up recently and my notifications kept flooding in Thanks for supporting me, I really do appreciate and it's been a huge milestone! Im currently very busy in life due to academic studies, however I will try to continue making new videos soon now that I have a new functional laptop, unlike the other one 😃
Absolute Masterpiece. Part 1: Once upon a time a beautiful child with a talking shadow was born, whose first sentence was about how to talk. He meets a spider named Despacito who helps the child to learn how to talk. Unfortunately for some reason Despacito gets kicked out of the house by the dad, who sarcastically says that the child has nice hair (The child doesn't have any yet for whatever reason). At age 2, he gets knocked out with a red ball by a lettuce-selling woman in a bush. The child wakes up in front of the woman, who is in fact the infamous "Duolingo Bird" and threatens the child to learn Spanish or else he will vanish. But his mom finds him just in time and smashes the Duolingo into the nearest keyboard that she could find. But as punishment, Duolingo goes wild and uses his secret power that nobody else knew until now, which was turning people into walking, talking eggs. For some reason, the mom does not realise that the egg is her son, and decides to go to the nearest police station without him and file a missing person report. The child is forced to leave his home country (Mexico), and later, hatches into a talking chicken. Only then does the child have the courage to go ask for clues on where his family is. He soon realised that life as a chicken is quite meaningless, so the child decides to go on a rampage and kill deers. His shadow tries to comfort him by saying that he was high quality, and with newfound confidence, the child literally climbs above the law. However, he is soon arrested despite what he believed, and he is put in jail. Fortunately, Despacito the Spider manages to find the child, and convinces the police to let the child go free if he successfully passed a quiz. The quiz was about company logos, but since the child was never educated for the 6 years of his life, he fails the first question, and with huge disappointment, Despacito confesses that the child was actually born out of the dad. Hearing this news, the child threatens to swear word at his dad for kicking Despacito out, and for not telling the truth. He thanks his non-existent audience for listening to his story so far and starts an ad campaign for racism. The child quickly follows on what he created, and goes on to commit several crimes, including the rearrangement of the organs from a woman that was bought for free, trespassing into the female bathroom, and the murder of 52 people. During his interrogation, he swears he did nothing and confesses that he is not like other girls. He is later sentenced to execution by electric chair, and he dies. But before his funeral starts, he would like to thank his sponsor of the funeral, NordVPN. Part 2: So there was this model, who really liked making faces, but unfortunately had stage 4 cancer, which seemed like a game to him. He was famous for being "The Lord of the Lake" and his diet consisted of newborn babies. He owned a rainbow car, which for some reason would never go straight, and soon enough, the model wound up in a car crash and died. He woke up as bread in the land known as "Breadland" which actually exists on Earth and could be travelled to. In Breadland, there was this literally black, giant human head sculpture with red hair, which didn't really seem to scare anybody. There were also rumours of a bread with a red human head that liked to commit robbery, he was nicknamed "Redhead Bread". The leader of Breadland was in fact, not bread, and instead a human with a Moai Statue the size of a human head, as a head. One time, a Fortnite-playing traveler spoke about the Breadland King as "Smelling like low-fat water", and as punishment, the Breadland King threw a controller at the traveler, unfortunately killing him. The traveler was later reincarnated into bread. The model and the traveller quickly became friends, however the traveler was still very addicted to Fortnite, so the model, being his only friend forced him to go to Dr. Longneck, and the model went too, and while there, the traveler did a Fortnite dance, and he had to be put down into a wheelchair, which he couldn't stand being in. He told Dr. Longneck to go commit eat tortilla chip vertically, and in return, Dr. Longneck roasted the traveler with a Yo Mama joke. Meanwhile, a baby bread somewhere else in the hospital that had just learnt how to talk asked to pull her plug (She had a Man Face Blanket). And then suddenly Redhead Bread, appeared in the hospital with the announcement that he was gonna take over the Soviet Union. Some of the breads began speaking Arabic, which Redhead Bread thought as the language of terror. Redhead Bread's racism seemed familiar to the model, and then he realised: Redhead Bread was the child in Part 1! Redhead Bread/The Child began swearing at the model for figuring out his secret, which the model said was not allowed, to which Redhead Bread responded very crudely. Redhead Bread then goes on another rampage which the World ignored. Dr. Longneck went to go to check on the baby bread, and found out that the baby bread had escaped from her bed, probably because it was actually an oven. The bread baby soon after escaping, gets kidnapped and thrown over a bridge into a river, giving the bread baby brain damage, and a weird face, which was how he confused George Washington for a Washing Machine. The bread baby's brain damage also caused her to blurt out sentences with the words jumbled and replaced. Luckily the bread baby's brain damage didn't last very long, but she didn't know that she had to pay money to go to bread school. I am never writing one of these ever again.
You wasted almost two hours of your life that you could spend studying, working, or doing something else. But you spended it writhing a comment longer than my life. you're amazing
I honestly have to congratulate you for writing such a comment. Full of details, and I'm surprised you had the patience to do do. You actually are really cool man.
Fam the first meme's game (the how do i type one) is so nostalgic to me.. The screenshot's taken from a game known as idfsgs but it is now dead n the devs moved on to a bigger and (i gotta admit) better project
Free Birds, the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. That's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Once I saw someone say: please help my mom always joins my games and keeps winning against me I've kept close contact with that kid and I think I'm the only thing keeping him not depressed
(Vol. 1) Theres a kid named Timmy who can finally type in roblos, and then Timmy met the despacito spider and got eaten alive, the despacito spider turns into a yellow man telling a random kid that they have nice hair. And then an egg with a mexico hat appears and transformed into a bald woman who ask kids "wanna buy some lettuce" then the kid got kidnapped by baller for some reason, and then duolingo appears and ask baller "spanish or vanish", the baller then said vanish and he vanished. Little Timmy reincarnated and his mom beat his head to the keyboard as she said not to play metablox for too long, little Timmy grow up and eating a kfc, and then a chicken asked Timmy " Have you seen my family" as the chicken didnt realized they got eaten by Timmy, Timmy runs and go to his friend's car to go to mcdaniels. His friend named Jimmy asked "so hows life" and Timmy answered "meaningless" which is true, then Timmy and Jimmy spotted a a random guy shooting an innocent deer. Timmy sees his shadow and said "look at these hd shadows" as his shadow said "yeah", and then a police was on the roof of the police office, he thinks that he's above the law cuz he's tall, Little Timmy and Jimmy then go to a quiz game and spotted a 5 year old kid said "amazon" in front of a wall named google, he seems to be blind, and little Jimmy said to the 5 year old "You were born out of your dad" which is truefalse, the 5 year old then responded and said that he will swear word at Jimmy for saying that. Then the 5 year old kid goes to the theater and play as an actor, he said "thank you all for coming" even though theres no one watching, little Timmy then gets a job as racist
The funniest lines I found 1. Nice hair😳 - lll 2. I escaped from Mexico -Mexican egg 3. hey kid wanna buy some lettuce -woman 4. Spanish or vanish - duolingo 5. have you seen my family - chicken 6. i am above the law. - random white dude 7. Amazon - dumb guy 8. you were born out of your dad - man 9. you. change your skin color. - racist guy 10. become a racist - poster 11. You don’t fear me. - Gigachad new player That’s all
