On Cinema - The first annual live On Cinema Oscars show (full version) 

Thanks to everyone for watching! I just wish I could take it all back. Sorry about EVERYTHING!

The fact that Gregg manages to bring every single conversation back to the Hobbit is killing me lmao

"Oscar is a sentimental beast"

You can tell the exact moment when the director figured out which of the dwarves was the funniest

Gregg's ability to come up with the world's most uninteresting anecdotes is cracking me up, only topped by his frown.

the google+ watermark really ties everything together

I love how they call it Oscar

Tim's persona in this series really helped me stop drinking. I was seeing similar characteristics in his acting, as I was seeing in my behavior when drinking a lot. On cinema is the Best show ever.

No one stumbles over his words as masterfully as Tim

Greg really predicted the direction Tom Hanks' career would take, he has been taking roles as older characters lately. Very insightful.

gregg is an awesome actor... to have to look that authentically zoned-out gaze all of the time.. there's a real skill and subtlety that i haven't seen matched... i genuinely think he's one of the best

"Sir Ian Gandalf."

2022 and I still havent unpacked Gregg's statement, "Todays wars are tomorrows movies."

The absolutely awful editing is one of the stars of this epic Oscar special. I've never seen editing so bad that it is actually genius.

That Billy Crystal picture is the best.

10 years later I can't help thinking some kind of Hobbit/Bond crossover project could have healed a lot of tortured relationships in this world

Normally Tim does a lot of skits and sketches with people who aren't in his league talent/comedic-wise. He and Gregg are on the same ground here. Gregg is a true pro actor/comedian.

Gregg holding up the LOTR VHS with a straight face while the Oscar's are starting is better than every fucking Academy Awards to date christ I can't breathe

These guys should both win Oscar for this incredible performance.

Tim sobbing on the floor with a picture of Spielberg blown up on the TV is the expert coverage I expect, and demand, from my Oscars analysis. I tip my hat to Oscar, Mr. Spielberg, and On Cinema's expertise!

Oscar has a trick up his sleeve

That was a wild ride. Fell asleep like 4 times during this video, woke up, Greg is STILL TALKING ABOUT THE HOBBIT. 😂😂😂😂

I lose it every time that stupid music plays or they cut to some irrelevant picture of a celebrity

they break the character so many times so good

It still blows my mind every time they say Oscar, rather than 'the Oscars'. So funny

3:03 "I'm lost" Not even 5 minutes in. I love this show so much.

29:25 neither one can keep it together anymore but they recover. this is incredible.

I cannot express how much I love the royalty free music they use for Gregg's on location shorts

I think this is my favorite of all the Oscar specials. The extreme low budget look and complete lack of direction really make it

drink a shot whenever that one hobbit picture is displayed

Gregg Turkington is the funniest man alive.

I watched this after watching all 9 seasons... things were much simpler here.

“Put on the bear Ted... put on the uhh-awards with bear..”

oh my god 25:00 - 25:38, for those 38 seconds of Tim's noises you just know the editor was like "don't cut to him yet, don't cut to him yet, don't cut to him yet. . . . OK NOW"

I love how he calls it simply "Oscar", like "Gregg, what are your picks for Oscar?"

That janky cut to Spielberg's photo while Tim pukes is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

I put this off for so long thinking it was just going to be decent but I laughed so hard at so many points.

Imagine a world without the movie expertise of Gregg Turkington.

Tim's spiel about how Oscar will "say goodbye to James Bond" is such a brilliant line of bullshit; it makes me laugh, nearly four years later.

You can actually catch a glimpse of their friendship from this when they crack up. It's refreshing from how dark on cinema usually is

"You broke it, you buy it. The Pottery Barn, that was their policy, and it's mine too."

Gregg is so good at not laughing. Sometimes Tim gets a little smirk though, he can't help it. Gregg always wins!!

The people I live with must think I am abso-lutely insane. I am watching this and laughing until I can't breathe. Jesus Christ, the random but related images are f*cking killing me. This is my kind of humor, apparently.

Watch Heidecker lose his sobriety in real time.

I wonder how many times Gregg said "The Hobbit"

I love how Tim loses his mind off camera and you can hear him choke and laugh when the camera lingers on Gregg lmao

I love these men so much

its worth it to watch this entire thing... this is so ridiculous

Always love Tim's dismissive "Well, I don't know about that..."

I'm so glad to hear that Gregg is willing to sign up for another 100 years. That's dedication, and that's why i'm a Gregg-head.

The random cutaways to actors/directors never get old.

This entire thing is a highlight reel but I made a personal favorite list. 1:57 People that died 6:15 Let me finish my thought.. 7:41 Roll the tape, ROLL THE TAPE! Well the where the.. 8:39 Pretty sure that is Tim coming down the stairs. 11:10 Massive eye roll from after Gregg tells him he already has the VHS tape reward for the trivia game. 16:54 Tim trying not to laugh 17:26 Finger is throbbing, asks for ice 19:43 Tim tries to pronounce Quvenzhané and just gives up 20:20 Tim really wants ice for his severed finger (should’ve gone to Ralphs) 21:17 “Tim Freeman” (They both break character) 21:46 Fun fact - In an interview when asked about his pronouncing issues on On Cinema he said he used to have some sort of reading problem when he was younger and grew out of it but he learned to channel it for this character) 24:42 - 25:57 (My favorite) The physical and audible attempts to not burst into laughter during Gregg’s rant about The Hobbit winning an Oscar. Pause the video and click 25:39 for a great face. 27:16 Oh here we are let’s go red carpe- oh it’s another commercial. 27:25 Tim hurts his finger 29:18 Cutting to Billy Crystal’s face on the TV with one of them failing to contain the laughter 29:55 - THE HOBBIT! and Tim losing it 39:00 uhh people said sheee uhh, do you think you think orrr uhh, why or uhhhh, uhh why are are you wearing a tie? 46:03 John Aprea drops Gregg’s Godfather tapes as he’s about to sign it and Tim cracks up 47:05 “Want some more Champanguh?” 49:42 Gregg tries to keep it together as Tim fills his Coke can with Champagne after the producer told Tim to stop drinking 53:42 Beyond redemption intoxication 55:02 Sad face 56:15 Mr. Heidecker politely excuses himself 58:50 “Uhhooooooouuu” 59:43 Gregg contemplating his life choices 1:00:03 Stare into the abyss 1:00:46 Tim mixes champagne, water and popcorn then drinks it, causing Gregg to break character. Then Tim passes out for a little bit 1:02:17 Tim leaves, Gregg almost breaks character and continues to try and keep the show going. Again.. 1:07:55 Tim spills his ice, hitting Gregg in the face and getting it all over his VHS tapes 1:10:11 Tim apologizes for being drunk. Starts crying. Throws up on Greggs tapes. Then cries some more. 1:11:46 The absolute state of the set. Ice, tapes, popcorn and popcorn-vomit everywhere.. 1:15:38 Tim suggests to Gregg that vomiting on his beloved VHS collection will be a fond memory. 1:16:15 Tim accidentally wipes off John Aprea’s signature from Gregg’s Godfather 2 VHS. Gregg trying so desperately to stay in character and quickly gets out of there. [Everything between these two time stamps is nothing but fake apologies, fake gifts and broken promises] 1:32:30 “ No NO! No! NO! NO! Yes! No! For real. No! FOR REAL! NO! NO! NO!” 1:38:30 The Hobbit doesn’t win Best Picture. Gregg looking like a kid who didn’t get what he wanted for his birthday. 1:39:13 After all the “apologizing” to Gregg for messing up his VHS tapes, Tim kicks them across the floor after The Hobbit doesn’t win Best Picture. At this point Gregg clearly doesn’t give a shit anymore. Fin.

"what are you memories of Oscar?"

46:03 John Aprea drops Gregg’s Godfather tapes as he’s about to sign it and Tim cracks up 47:05 “Want some more Champanguh?” 49:42 Gregg tries to keep it together as Tim fills his Coke can with Champagne after the producer told Tim to stop drinking 53:42 Tim is now absolutely wasted 54:55 Tim is now really sad 56:00 “PUT ON RED CARPET! Buy my mug.” Tim leaves to take a sh1t and Gregg tries to keep the show going 58:50 Uhhooooooouuu 59:43 Gregg contemplating his life choices and seemingly regretting them 1:00:03 Best stare ever 1:00:46 Tim mixes champagne, water and popcorn then drinks it, causing Gregg to break character. Then Tim passes out for a little bit 1:02:17 Tim leaves, Gregg almost breaks character and continues to try and keep the show going. Again.. 1:07:55 Tim spills his ice, hitting Gregg in the face and getting it all over his VHS tapes 1:10:11 Tim apologizes for being drunk. Starts crying. Throws up on Greggs tapes. Then cries some more. 1:11:46 The absolute state of the set. Ice, tapes, popcorn and popcorn-vomit everywhere.. 1:15:38 Tim suggests to Gregg that vomiting on his beloved VHS collection will be a fond memory. 1:16:15 Tim accidentally wipes off John Aprea’s signature from Gregg’s Godfather 2 VHS. Gregg trying so desperately to stay in character and quickly gets out of there. [Everything between these two time stamps is nothing but fake apologies, fake gifts and broken promises] 1:32:30 “ No NO! No! NO! NO! Yes! No! For real. No! FOR REAL! NO! NO! NO!” 1:38:30 The Hobbit doesn’t win Best Picture. Gregg looking like a kid who didn’t get what he wanted for his birthday. 1:39:13 After all the “apologizing” to Gregg for messing up his VHS tapes, Tim kicks them across the floor after The Hobbit doesn’t win Best Picture. At this point Gregg clearly doesn’t give a shit anymore.

This is genuinely better than anything I've seen on real TV for 15 years

It is amazing how drunk Tim actually is in this. I think this is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Rewatching this almost 10 years later. My god. Gregg T is truly one of the greatest living artists. And seeing Tim break him and make him laugh a handful of times is just so rare and wonderful. I feel like so many of the little segments and gags they have now since Oscar special 2 is just a bunch of safeguards to make sure that they don’t break out in laughter.

lmao when he sighs before trying to pronounce les miserables

“This is a bad memory.... this is a bad memory.” -Gregg

1:23:35 -- the standard "this is live TV so expect some hiccups" joke that is used in every single Live Oscars Special

tim is really making me wanna watch jack reacher

Greg honestly is pretty impressive with his esoteric film knowledge

To anyone who might read this: You will never, ever get back the feeling of watching this for the first time. Treasure that feeling. I wish I could go back to experience that again!

19:30 - 20:23 , is GOLD. -his flippant and clueless comments about the actresses -the way he glitches out at 19:43 trying to pronounce a name and then doesn’t speak for FORTY seconds -and then when he finally does it’s just “ummm….ice.” Fucking hilarious.

THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS

Gregg is being incredibly disrespectful to Tim and the entire On Cinema Family

Greg is really lucky to have been reinvited to be a part of the show once again. Tim is such a forgiving man.

Just discovered OCAC and the thing that gets me is just how professional the show is and how professional and committed Tim is. You can tell how hard he works and how prepared he was for a live show. Even though he is feeling sick he just keeps putting on a great show and showing us what Oscar and Hollywood are all about.

I`ve probably watched this 15 times. What the hell is wrong with me?

The thing that makes me sad about the oscar specials and on cinema as a whole is it has so many layers its impossible to describe to my friends why its so great and funny. its like comedy at its slowest and most deliberate pace I watched every oscar special right in a row over the course of a day or two and it was so hilarious at some point but I can never get that across to another.

"Tim Freeman" Gregg Turkington revealed himself to be a fan of BBC's The Office.

"Jennifer Lawrence - is a nobody" - Tim Heidecker 2013. So, so true.

watching tims transformation throughout this whole thing is fucking priceless

They pain they had to endure to keep their laughter in must have been incredible 😂

I still watch this in full from time to time. Absolutely classic.

The in dept knowledge of movies coming from Gregg is sometimes astonishing. I just learnt that Tom Hanks could play an older character because he's aging.

i like how production just keeps showing tim pictures of billy crystal and he laughs the majority of the time

Gregg is a pro. Best in the biz.

Gregg's lookin handsome in this.

The thing that makes this so brilliant is that I know it's fake but Gregg's constant obsession with The Hobbit winning awards its not even nominated for still irks me lmao

I want pictures of dwarves from Hobbit and pics of John Travolta to be included in my funeral slide-show

what predictions do you have for oscar

The fact that Tim can get that drunk and still stay in character in amazing. He’s the Daniel Day Lewis of our time.

Gregg holding that crate in his lap...

Thanks Billy Crystals

This is some of the greatest comedy ever created. Full stop. And as this ages, like fine fucking wine, I think we can all agree on that.

There's moments in this im just watching, kinda smiling, then all of a sudden I BURST into laughter and I can't stop, and they keep doing more awkward moments all at once to the point Im almost crying. I even try to be quiet incase neighbors hear me. I LOOOOOVE when Tim turns around and looks horrified by John Travolta. 59:59 I cried.

Gregg is spot on with his analysis on Ang Lee. The Oscers don't give best director awards to women.

Oscar special drink: a little butter, popcorn and champagne.

That drunk little laugh Tim does fucking kills me

I can't believe I'm watching these whole things. It's like Mr. Plinkett all over again.

1:07:12 Gregg's transition from this is incredible I love On Cinema.

What great coverage of oscar by tim and his guest

ASMR for insane people

i love how tim full on turns away from the camera at 30:05 trying not to laugh lmao

"Tim Freeman" 🤣

Honestly just such an iconic thumbnail

The still of that fucking dwarf kills me every time.

6:28 Greg holds in a laugh 21:24 they both hold in a laugh

47:06 You want some more champunga?