One Fish, Two Fish…Jackpot? You Wish! 

So thankful for your videos it reminds me how rigged these machines are

"I would much rather go to the dentist". LMFAO!

Another hilarious session, thanks for sharing the good, the bad and the Sando Have a great weekend

I LOL'd when you said you spent $2,000 for $79 😂

Favorite time of the day! VEGAS MATT TIME

I'm going through some medical stuff right now and your videos get my mind off of everything!!! Thanks guys!!!

Omg, cracking up. You were so serious when you said "size matters". 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

You want all 3 to go off at the same time. Yellow will give grand chance. Need to get a wheel spin by getting a shaker on the coin reel and landing on wheel spin side

I want you to know you always make me laugh and I love your videos and enthusiasm! Your last line on size matters had me rolling on the floor!

EJ, you remember Dr. Seuss? No dad, you made me read Bob Dancer.

Can't stand this slot either, but I'd watch you guys play just about anything!

" I would rather go to the dentist than play this game " lmao That game must be pretty bad then ! Thanks for playing it so I never have too Matt !

“This is weird 40 employees standing around doing nothing” So true. Just wasted potential standing around.

At the airport getting ready for my vacation, love listening to your banter in the background while i stroll around waiting for my flight. Much Love from Norway to all of you guys.

Lol, vegas matt roasting people on Facebook 😂 your dogs better looking than you 😂

Money draining machine

“Let’s see what happens!” “I have a pretty good idea of what happens” 😂

😂😂😂…OMG…the Shamu story…omg…I can’t Vegas Matt with the jokes today!!

Game definitely belongs on the sando list

Hey those Seaworld employees are serving a useful porpoise…..

You are the only ones who make me laugh -- love it -- thanks --

The first bonus Matt goes "I have a feeling wht happens next" hence the man's shirt 😂😂 these guys are cool

The yellow fish is having a spaz. LOL! 😂

Vegas Matt is the Goat

That game relies on people feeling bad for the fish all smashed in the bowl…. And it doesn’t pay! Thank you for reminding me how bad! 😅😊

vegas matt the goat

Greatest words ever from Matt 14:57 “How much do you think we can lose? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂when you get cranky you get cranky😂😂😂

“I’m addicted to the thrill, it’s a dangerous love affair.” -Vegas Matt and the Goldfish machine

Matt- “not bad…” EJ- “that’s bad” 😂😂😂

Happy Friday Matt, good luck and get them jackpots. Have a winning weekend and stay blessed my friend. 🤟🕺🍀💰🤑🎰🚀🤗🤙

You guys are Hi-Larious!!! I havent laughed this hard in a while From Ellen Degenerate to Matt calling someone a troll!!! All with Lovely fish lounge music in the background!!

The game is relaxing and almost made me fall asleep 😴

It is very rare for a judgemental English guy like me to give credit to an American. Too easy normally to criticise the inability to eat with a knife and fork, or the lack of grace and humility, or the need to wear a baseball cap indoors or simply the level of idiocy. With all that said, Matt and EJ are a breath of fresh air. Intelligent and witty, and really fun to watch. My go to video every day. I watch every morning in bed with my first cup of tea. Keep it up chaps!

100% agree with you on never playing this game again, Matt. Played on it for over an hour. Green and red kept popping while the Gold sat in it's cracked tank. :) Never again.

I learned my lesson at Mandalay Bay. No more fish!!! and the Rich Little Piggies too for that matter.

EJ, Dr. Seuss was canceled because there was a study that claimed that his literature is rife with “orientalism, anti-blackness, and white supremacy.” The study surveyed 50 Dr. Seuss books and concluded that there is not enough diversity in the children’s books. Of course, that is stupid as many of the books were written in the 1950s and feature cartoon characters with green skin. Nevertheless, on Dr. Seuss’s birthday the publisher announced that it would stop selling six titles, citing racist and insensitive imagery.

legend for keeping on playing. I spent like $20 on this made $40 but that was because the fish was already big and the bowl broke fast. i might have went on this again and lost, never have played it again its all about filling the fish bowl no bueno

one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine. 😂😂😂

I have been watching for awhile vegas Matt. I think this video was a good one to tell him I think he is attractive and fun. I love the banter between him and his son. "Sando" is my favorite thing to say when losing at casino. It helps me not want to go as much when I see your losses. Keep up the entertainment and win big!

Getting eaten by Shamu would indeed be a bad day.. hahah

i like how the topics discussed go wildly from wild topic to wild topic. all with that throw away deadpan tone. hahahahahahha and the red fish better pop!!!!

"Sure Get Two A Lot" New T Shirt ?? LOL Great Vids guys.

Matt: When it comes to more than just gold fish.. Size does matter... LOL Thanks for the science you proformed today.

I mentioned Lucky Hog, but I also have good luck with Jumanji, and it's in 4D. 3D without glasses needed. Very cool. Love the channel, and you definitely help bring out my inner degenerate. I'm going to spin a few tonight.

This video just reminds me why I watch yall. crackin me up! :)

Watching you play so many different slots is fun to watch. Plus it helps me know what to play and not play. Better luck tomorrow and thanks for posting!

Thank you. I fell asleep 💤 from the beginning to your first $79.50 Red Fish Bonus. Sooooo PLEASE PLAY THIS WHEN I NEED TO FALL ASLEEP 💤 !!!!!

I love the friggin banter between you two!!🤣🤣🤣. And Matt…. For the record, size DOES matter🤣🤣

Thanks for the The Office reference 👏😂

Love that game. Won thousands on it. I swear an occasional fast spin is neccessary tho. Also i prefer to start higher and if its not hitting go down a little

As a Henderson neighbor who is desperate for you to win may I suggest you stick to high limit games with no frills such as Top Dollar or video poker 😊 😉

I absolutely love watching you boys play It’s therapeutic for me especially when I get ur sarcasm I can’t stop laughing when u said some idiot viewer said something disrespectful and u called them a Troll Lol Their dog is cute Thank u for the laugh I love u boys

Yea I definitely hate the fish game! I wish people wouldn’t leave tacky comments:( I love watching y’all!!

I think your "five pulls per machine" is a better strategy for slots. Once again thanks for reminding me why I do VP/Keno. Another great episode!

I am a big supporter of the fast spins. I see a lot of stuff hit when you guys are getting wrecked then switch to fast!!

Matt & EJ… love the channel. Can I make a request? I want to see you play the “Fu Blossom” slot at max bet on 10¢ which is $30/spin. Let’s go! Keep up the good work. You guys are hilarious 😂

We HAD a row ( 6 of these ) at our local: When they were new in winter of 2023, they were active. /Great RED FISH line hit by you at 16:49./ Then after about 3 months they were just COLD🥶, not putting out much. Did what you did here; the fish would get big & NEVER POP . And if you visited the casino by spring time these machines were ALWAYS EMPTY; no one was playing them. By early summer they had been removed from the casino. Just started watching this video. GOOD LUCK.

To get progressives you have to get the goldfish and get a progressive chance on the wheel and it has to land on Grand. Good luck! Almost impossible. Red fish pays the best usually. You really want all 3 fish to go off together. (note ... when they start to wait to go off until bowls starts cracking that is a bad sign)

“I would much rather go to the dentist than play this game” yikes lol

"idiots play the fish game" 😂😂 the money you spent you could have got a real aquarium 🤣

I love fast spins! And I think you should change denomination when no luck

Capital Awesome Matt & EJ, absolutely the best my little 81yr lady is still wanting that Coin Trio with Discs. Thanks for sharing and especially your time.

That line about people with dogs as profile pictures is the absolute truth 😂

You guys come up with the funniest conversations. I remember that Dr Suess book. They did take some off the shelf for stupid reasons. We just got this machine at my local casino. Haven't played it yet and don't want to now. Looks pretty dumb really.

That machine wrecked me at the Excalibur. Never again.

I like fast spins. Get to the bonus and wins faster

Just remember Vegas Matt…if the Trolls are messing with you then you’re doing something right! Love the channel guys.

Hey Matt! Don’t listen to the miserable haters. Their comments speak for themselves and those people should be poked in the eye with a blunt stick! Thank you for the awesome videos!!

Next video, need you guys to run a science experiments with buying those instant features from a guy who has a dog profile picture 😂

I have never seen the fish get that big without cracking the glass. It has to Crack and hopefully all three !😊💖

Love your show. You guys crack me up !!!! I change my cover photo because what you said. No more dog lol

Hey hey now, I’ll admit it, my dog is better looking than me, but I’m not a Troll!!! LOL!!

Really enjoy the daily uploads, you guys are hilarious 😂 Y’all should give super fiesta a try sometime 😅

Love your videos Matt Thanks You! Good luck 🍀

Oh my gosh so many lines made me laugh. You need to hit the mega feature on this one to really get anywhere. The goldfish is the one that controls the progressives just in case you ever play this for science again LOL

Absolutely love these videos every single day.😂. Thank you!

Matt, your analogy should have been that the red fish was like Chris Farley in David Spade’s sport coat…fat fish in a little bowl!

Watching Vegas Matt continually take on a freaking Buffalo machine is so great! "I'll be back tomorrow, to lose some more..you can't stop me! It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, and this ain't over either!"

Spot on about the dog cover photo!!

I love watching your videos, I could never bet max like you do - unless I hit the lotto. I don't know how you do it!

This is a great way of showing different ways of playing the different slots and not losing your ass 😂 . UK watcher

Matt your channel is awesome! The wife and I watch every day, don't change a thing. Good Luck!

Vegas hotels where built on the FISH GAME 😂

The Buffalo machine has to be a close second to the bottom😅

You should do a "Matt reads mean comments" video. Those are always fun!

“Size matters”. Lol.

Vegas Matt was on one this session. I'm guess he might have had a couple cocktails and I approve that message 😎

Put that on the list with buffalo and dean Martin! If you see them run it’s a trap! Love the content Matt!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

The clown fish bowl is cracking.

You guys should try the price is right slot machine. I've only seen them downtown at Binions

I remember that book Matt.and the rest of the dr seus series.there still stuck in my head after all these years

So we’ve learned that size DOES matter ( biggest fish bonus first)! This was one of the funniest videos you all have made lately 😊 Loved it 😂😂

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is how it goes. Hope you get a Grand fish soon!

You might actually be on to something... maybe bet really really low until the fish bowls are ready to break and then start doing the max bet when the glass is close so you spend less getting it to jackpot while still winning the max bet jackpot? That's genius!!!

Lol y'all are hilarious 😂 thanks for another entertaining video 💖💖💖😊

Ever play hangman word game as a kid? And as you miss letters you draw an additional body part, then a hat, shoes, fingers, etc. That is how these fish work. Never seem to pop

It’s never a loss when it’s an investment in science.

C'mon Matt we some of those bandits will never pay up. 😅 But your comments slay me. So much fun watching you play

On another note I used to do good on that game. But then the casino tightened them a lot! And yes all 3 go off at once sometimes.