ONE PIECE D&D: MARINES #14 | "RANDOM EXPLOSIONS" | Tekking101, Lost Pause, 2Spooky & Briggs 

Taiga heals Bradley Bradley: " you saved me why?" Taiga: "hmmm fishy"

In this episode of One Piece Marines: -Kai works hard to prove wrong the previous racism allegations, by attacking a handicapped person... -Rustage struggles to process how the hell Damian's biology actually works. He settles on Megazord -Tekking still doesnt know what Team Fortress 2 is -Bradley and Taiga start to develope the ultimate bromance! -The gang fights Black Knight from Monty Python -Quackington breaks all of our hearts -The gang manages to secure a transfer to the Grand Line thanks to the power of nepotism -Damian gets introduced to the concept of retirement -Kai proves that his Riz is off the damn charts!!! -Rustage delivers the biggest cliffhanger in dnd history

Average day in ONE PIECE DND: Marines

Stats tracker for this episode. (the crit fail number are minus off the total) Kai 10 KOs 8 crit 4 crit fail 252 damage 140 damage 7 in healing tank 25/39 in accuracy 6/19 evasion. Total: 444 Yokan 11 KOs 9 crit 1 crit fail 443 damage 154 damage tank 8 in healing 56/87 in accuracy 15/30 in evasion. Total: 695 Bradley 14+ KOs 11 crit 3 crit fail 505 damage 73 damage tank 49 in healing 33/40 in accuracy 7/17 in evasion. Total: 689 Damian 10+ KOs 4 crit 3 crit fail damage 198 damage tank 51 in healing 36/46 in accuracy 8/17 in evasion. Total: 609 Taiga 4 KOs 4 crit 3 crit fail 135 damage 174 damage tank 21 in healing 15/34 in accuracy 7/17 in evasion. Total: 357 Belle 2 KOs 4 crit 4 crit fail 99 damage 91 damage tank 12/24 in accuracy 1/4 in evasion Total: 205 1.Yokan 2. Bradley 3.Damian 4. Kai 5. Taiga 6. Belle At the start of next year, I will do this for Isekai. And Mary christmas and a happy new year! (Also, FIRST)

Branch 101 Performance Review #14: Kai: Preternatural talent for locating explosives(handwritten note: Observation Haki?). Struck the neutralizing blow against Bob, the Hito Hito Pirates West Blue Commander. Still has a chance to be with Joy, the dinner with Dr. Salt was a false alarm. Belle: Acquired two sticks of dynamite. Top-tier wingcrab. Bradley Briggs: Decapitated a man with a jet of water, do not underestimate Fishman Karate. Crucial in saving Taiga's life during the battle with the Hito Hito Pirates. Successfully disarmed the bombs on Bob's jacket. Developed a secret handshake with Taiga(they're going to need to work on it some more). Yokan: Enhanced agility makes her capable of leaping onto rooftops of small buildings from ground level. Took great pleasure in slapping Bob around. Damian: Spent an inordinate amount of time trapped in a hole during the battle with the Hito Hito Pirates. Has no intention of ever retiring from Marine service. Choppa: Pretty handy as a medic +:D And as an artillery scout (⌐■_■) Taiga Kibbleton: Made a pretty impressive acrobatic feat, completely undercut by his insistence on singing his own theme tune. Him and Bradley have developed a mutual respect for one another, he might just have friends yet. Mr. Quackington: Attempted a pretty neat trickshot with his feet. Very low hit-to-shot ratio. Has been left with no memento of the people he's lost. Quack :( CASUALTY REPORT: Kai: Scrapes from a hard slide down a cliffside. Belle: Small bruise to the underside falling through a collapsing house. Damian: Rendered unconscious by Bob's "Sex Bomb", brought back to fighting condition via a Sour Patch applied by Choppa. Bradley Briggs: Two sword wounds, rendered unconscious by a landmine explosion, brought back to fighting condition via a medkit applied by Taiga. Taiga Kibbleton: Stepped on a landmine(thankfully only a flesh wound, avoided damage to any vital organ), rendered unconscious by a high fall from a cliff precipitated by an explosion, brought back to fighting condition via a medkit applied by Bradley. Cuts on the hand from practicing his handshake with Bradley. (The unidentified Branch 101 personnel has been ID'd as "Warren". So, this crew is headed for the Grand Line, but remain part of Branch 101. I have been given the green light to follow them there, took only half the paperwork I expected. The leap from one of the Four Blues to the Grand Line is a massive one, this will be where their worth as Marines will be truly tested.)

People catched by Branch 101 until now: No eyed Ted The librarian Taylor the knitter Fips The Marine killer lunatics* Spades The Ice Cream Man Guy and the racists (Sick band name/joking) Malice Two Mimes Big Fella (Super racist) Little Fella (Omega racist) Two racists Bob the demolition man and 1 racist *=implied

The Rustage OPDND TF2 character similarities grow by the day We had Arzen who was pretty much the Medic and now we have Bob who's a weird mix between the Demoman and the Engineer

I need this roll to succeed, I really need Kai to feel the joy... still in both senses xD

Taiga and Bradley have such Big Bro Little Bro vibes it's adorable

Bradley when he finds out sharks and sting rays are very closely related: 😰

In the scene where bradley punches the dude its just like luffy and when damian punches the dude from the sky he screams "NO ONE HURT MY CREW!"

Rustage is genuinely my favorite content creator i saw this live 🎉

(have not finished the episode) Theory: Bob the Bomber is a longleg tribe human. Escaped slave? Saved when fisher tiger caused an explosion in mary geoise? Saved by explosion? Venerates explosion? Idk could be fun if he comes back

2spooky really coming out od his shell lately I love it. All u guys

That's the best thumbnail I've ever seen so far in an episode Looks absolutely amazing

I really hope Kai and joy end up together. Let’s hope Kai does well!!

The idea of damian just like, playing angry birds in the middle of a fight is so funny to me

Let's hope that the hook with Kai ends up catching something

With all these characters getting sent to impel down, I hope we can get an arc or “movie” set there where they stop a rebellion

Yo. Bob looks absolutely crazy!! Kaerru really went all out this time.

If Taiga and Bradley and gonna have a closer friendship, Taiga can have Taigatastic while Bradley is Bradmazing

Taiga once more being the living minesweeper xD

Bob the Demolition Man looks so much cooler than I expected

I don't know why but when ever Bradley kills someone I always imagine it as the last thing they see is just the silluete

there going to learn haki from kai's uncle i bet it

It'd be a funny pvp to see twitch chat vs marines

Gotta love tekking setting up bell for the killshots 😂😂😂

Character Scoreboard from the official wiki tracker: The crew: Kai: 4 kills & 4 KO's; hit 25/38 attacks (3 crits & 2 crit fails) and dealt 238+? damage + 12 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 7/20 attacks, took 139 damage and got KO'd 3 times; healed 14 HP; 7 crits and 3 crit fails Belle: 1 kill & 1KO; hit 12/24 attacks (1 crit & 1 crit fail) and dealt 99 damage; evaded/blocked 1/4 attacks, took 75 damage and got KO'd 2 times; 3 crits and 2 crit fails Damian: 8* kills & 12* KO's; hit 30/39 attacks (4 crits & 1 crit fail) and dealt 329 damage (38 friendly fire); evaded/blocked 8/18 attacks, took 157 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 30HP; 4 crits and 3 crit fails Choppa: 1 kill; hit 4/6 attacks and dealt 16 damage; healed 21HP Yokan: 3 kills & 7 KO's; hit 59/86 attacks (6 crits & 1 crit fail) and dealt 426 damage; evaded/blocked 15/28 attacks, ki dodged 1 attack, took 147+? damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 8 HP; 10 crits and 2 crit fails Bradley: 5 kills & 13* KO's; hit 33/42 attacks (4 crits) and dealt 508 damage; evaded/blocked 8/15 attacks, took 82 damage and got KO'd 2 times; healed 49 HP; 9 crits and 3 crit fails Taiga: 1 kill & 1 KO; hit 18/40 attacks (2 crits & 2 crit fails) and dealt 118+? damage + 8 friendly fire damage; evaded/blocked 7/20 attacks, took 204 damage and got KO'd 6 times; healed 21HP; 4 crits and 3 crit fails Allied NPC's : Quackington: hit 1/5 attacks and dealt 14 damage; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks, took 14 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails Paige the wolf: 1 KO; hit 1/2 attacks (1 crit) and dealt 16 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks and took 0 damage; 1 crit Lt Pluto: hit 0/2 attacks (1 crit fail) and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks, took 0 damage and got KO'd 0 times; healed 11 HP; 1 crit fails Captain Bailey: 5 KO's and 2 enemies put to sleep; hit 4/10 attacks (1 crit fail) and dealt 79 damage + 17 to self; evaded/blocked 10/18 attacks and took 106 damage; 2 crit fails Bosses/enemies of note: Bob the Demolitionist - KO'd by Kai, then Yokan: 1 kill & 3 KO's; hit 5/7 attacks and dealt 149 +33 friendly fire damage; evaded/blocked 12/25 attacks, took 154 damage (149 max HP) and got KO'd 2 times; 0 crits and 0 crit fails Bosses/enemies of note defeated: Kai: - killed 4 Limbed Larry - KO'd Bob the Demolitionist Belle: - killed Club - KO'd Demure Damian: - KO'd Little Fella & Big Fella - RP KO'd The Librarian, 2 Eyed Ted & Bob the Demolitionist -killed Malady Yokan: - KO'd 2 Eyed Ted, The Librarian & Fibs/Kane Kibbleton - RP KO'd Little Fella & Bob the Demolitionist -killed The Tastiest Elephant Bradley: - KO'd Zeal, Guy & Cpt. Spooks - killed Diamond, Slugger & Captain "..." Taiga: - KO'd Spade Paige the wolf: - KO'd Cpt. Bailey/Kane Kibbleton Joy: - killed Hoop - KO'd Rordon Gamsey - incapacitated Taiga Kip: - put Hoops, Ron McDon, The Monarch & Damian to sleep

Bob the Bomber. Can he blow it? YES HE CAN!!!

If that intro isn't somehow a part of the DND Marines Rap. I will be very sad.

The Song: It's Tiger Tastic Is eerily similar to RvB song Bow Chika Bow Bow Also I demand a full version of "It's Tiger Tastic".

"Sex Bomb" is straight up criminal as an attack name

0:48:58 EDIT: I actually forgot about that guy. My bad, I completely thought Bob was attacking! Actually, it's melee attacks that auto crit and take 2 death saves. Any other types of damage, unless it's massive damage (the character's max hp or greater), only take 1 death save. However, since Bob's attacks deal damage twice, it would still take 2 death saves on hit, once from the impact and again from the explosion. Do keep in mind, Bob is restrained and Taiga is prone here, it's a disadvantage shot.

Something about this intro just hits! It’s like Jazz but Epic…Epic Jazz

Fun fact: rays are essentially the cousins of sharks. 🐅🦈

32:20 so obviously DM can change rules however but in 5e they streamlined climbing and jumping. If a thing is 'reasonably' climbable no check is involved and with jumping you only need to make a check if jumping beyond your means which is long: str score or high: str mod + 3. The jumps assume you had 10' of movement first otherwise they are halved.

Depending of that roll the Giga chad theme will sound at that moment

I swear to god if he gets a nat 1 on the roll with joy

I have been wishing ssince the og one piece dnd to see the map but thank you for having more descriptions of what is happening, yes i am watching all of your expressions and what bits ya do 0-0 i'm always waaaaatchin wazauski, always waaaatchin

Love these uploads and the streams you guys are the Best 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

These words are perfect for taiga: I may be confident but not competent

Honestly I feel like Kai would be amazing if he could break the 4th wall sorta like duros and how he could talk to friend and everyone thought he was schizophrenic

I've been waiting for this

I get the feeling Kai might have some guppies waiting for him when he returns to the West.

Engineer Gamin’

Taiga and Bradley should be called Sink and Swim

Bob the bomber😢

-follow the crab- Bell then gets the entire city to follow her to the rendezvous point....😅😂

Daaamn, horrible rolls for the crew again- Thought the change of the episode would give more luck to our bois. Guess it really all went to the previous series. So thankful that our boi Taiga didn't get killed. I thought enemy NPC's always ignore unconscious characters. Joy!~ Jiro's cool. And he convinced Kai of the Marines' purpose so well. Oh yeah, West Blue's over there, they'd end up in the New World. That'd suck! Reverse mountain it is. Oh no, going to the Grand Line means no more Joy...- WHAT A MEAN TO BE CONTINUED! luckily i took a break a few months back from the D&D series

I’m running my own campaign rn and I incorporated the fisherman’s handshake cause one of my players is a fisherman

nice to be up to date with dnd 😁

Joy is just rustage trying to date tekking and we are all here for it

1:39:46 noble's face rn 😭

Kai continuing to hear the voice of all things, and by all things, I mean he can hear the landmines.

Missed opportunity with Bob the Bomber :D

There are no ducks in one piece Karoo : "quack"(im i a joketo you)

Given what happened at the end we and given Bradley's accent we so need Bradley to perform "Kiss the girl" from the little mermaid.

Bruh I literally just finished the vod and this came out like 😂😂😂

I love the three houses ost playing in the background

It took me way too long to realize that Pizza Rat is Chuck E. Cheese's

My name is Torgue and I have a question for you… EXPLOSIONS?!!!?!?

Kai has rizz!

I like to imagine that Kai's crit was him slamming face first into the rock and misfiring.

What Rustage said the name Alter the first thing that came to mind way: Alter Ight

"Do you want to use Taiga as a bomb detector" Bruh lmao...little feather never got treated like this...wonder why :D

The art is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

IT’S HERE! What I glorious day!

Oh Rustage, you know the Spurs, they're just gonna bottle it anyway.

Wow im impressed that heal combo's rock

Everything go boom

did we forget about alabasta duck people do exist in one piece

Could have been Bob the Breaker, lol. Matches the alliteration.

I’m happy this came out on my birthday because I really have nothing else to 😊

Bob the demolishioner look good Great job Kaeru

Kai really did some Sokka type shit at the very end

The marines are here! RUN!😂😂

if you had to roll for rizz, Kai would do it with advantage apparently. ~_~

Bobs theme song should have been "bob the bomber. Can he blow it. Bob the bomber. Yes he can."

BOOOOB THE DEMO-MAN! IS HE RACIST? BOOOOB THE DEMO-MAN! YES HE IS!

1:26:56 Is Bradley actually big for a Fishman, the second shortest fishman, Hatchan, is over 7 feet tall.

bruh why you godda post it so f late i godda sleep and watch this tomorrow now :_:

35:10 “BOMBS AWAY!”

I'm so sad no one responded "general kenobi" to spooky when he jumped down

32:07 Can anyone tell me what song this is? I hear all the time for the combat segments but I don’t know what it is.

I dono why but Bob is one of my favorite villains in all of one piece dnd

PETITION FOR TAIGA TO GET THE RIZZ RIZZ FRUIT. Or for kai since he actually has rizz

BOB THE BREAKER! CAN WE EXPLODE IT!

Bro sneezes like a kitten

Would you happen to have a playlist or something for the combat music? I really enjoy it and wish I knew what the songs were called.

The Mental Note Didn't work out well did it

Bob the boomer, can he blow it? Bob the boomer, yes he can

Oh I didn't know there was a dodge action.

I just realized that the 2 out of 3 times briggs has played dnd some of his famliy members goes into slavery. first it was ragnar and his wife and son now it's Braddly and his sister

Ok, Tekking you have a week to grow abs and we want you to be shirtless next episode

Rustage just ad in the map!

Bell needs sidekick levels to help with the subclsss

XD I got exploded - Damian 2023. XD sorry i had too

17:46 womp womp

surprised there aren't more comments about "SEX BOMB"

Time to Demolish Bob.