One-Winged Space Kong: Rebirth (Quad City DJs vs. Grant Kirkhope vs. Nobuo Uematsu) 

The Sephikong/Slamiroth duo are the most fitting endgame boss fights in the game, being incredibly difficult even for the most experienced players. On top of having to dodge multiple bullet-hell like attacks, you must also deal with both at the same time. the arena you face them in is fortunately large and open, with various rocks and boulders you can use for cover. At the start of the fight, (0:00-2:16) the duo will descend from the middle, staring down at you or your team. After this short cutscene, the fight begins. Note that Sephikong and Slamiroth each have different means of dispatching you or your team. Sephikong will rush you and swiftly attack with their big hands, often using close ranged, but heavily damaging magic, as well as shields and stuns. On the other hand, Slamiroth will fight from a distance, launching basketballs at you and your teammates from an aerial, but reachable position. It is recommended that you split your team into 2 if you are playing this multiplayer, having one half use aerial builds to reach Slamiroth, while the other half uses DPS and/or tank builds to fight Sephikong. Note that you must deal equal damage to each in order to progress through the fight, focusing on one will cause that one to become invincible until you deal the same damage to the other. The second phase (2:16-3:56) begins when you reduce the pair to around 75% of their HP. In this phase, Sephikong gains new attacks, and so does Slamiroth. The strategy is relatively the same, but Slamiroth's basketballs will now cause random debuffs if they hit you, and Sephikong's fists now deal damage overtime if they hit. It is recommended to stock on healing items in preparation for this phase, but be mindful to use them sparingly, as it only gets harder from here. In the halfway point of the fight, a cutscene will play, signaling the 3rd phase of the fight (3:56-7:34). The pair will both fly into the air, and sprout a singular wing from their back. This phase is undoubtedly the longest, and will take up most of the fight. This phase allows for the use of the environment to damage the pair, as the rocks will begin to break due to their latent power. A popular strategy is to draw Sephikong to a cliff-face, and then attack the damaged cliff, causing a rockslide that deals massive damage to him. Slamiroth in particular will gain a new attack called the "slam jam", one of his few melee attacks, where he targets a random teammate and pins them to the ground, before dribbling and throwing them into the air and firing basketballs at them. This attack has the potential to kill you in one hit, and should be avoided by attacking Slamiroth before the pin animation occurs. Halfway through the 3rd phase, Sephikong will retreat, and summon Kranky-Kong (5:32-6:02), who will take his place until killed. Kranky-Kong is slow, but has a devastating attack where he summons a hailstorm of exploding fridges across the arena. This phase is seen as a "break" in the fight, as Kranky-Kong will remain until killed, allowing your team to focus on Slamiroth until he reaches his invincibility stage. In the 4th phase of the fight (7:34-9:05), when both combatants are reduced to a quarter of their HP, a cutscene plays where the duo will combine their power to summon a gigantic basketball with bananas orbiting it. In this phase, you must kill either Sephikong or Slamiroth within 3 minutes, or else the "Ultimate Banana Slamnova" will impact the planet, destroying it and instantly wiping your team. It is recommended to go after Sephikong, as he is the most reachable in this phase, but be wary, because at random points in the fight, bananas orbiting the Ultimate Banana Slamnova will fall and hit the arena, causing massive, highly damaging explosions. If you succeed in killing either Sephikong or Slamiroth, you will have passed the 4th phase, but the fight isn't over yet (9:05-10:12). The remaining member of the duo will absorb the slain foe's power, gaining new attacks and reclaiming half of their HP. The music will change in accordance to who remains, if Sephikong survives, then the music will be dominated by his theme, the same happens for Slamiroth. It doesn't necessarily matter who absorbs who, as they are both equally difficult, Sephikong gains the ability to throw basketballs, and the aforementioned "Slam Jam" attack, and Slamiroth will be more melee-biased, and will be able to stun you or your team member. Kill the remaining member of the duo, and you'll win the fight. The reward for winning the fight is the "Bananna Slamma Jamma" A sword which has a banana blade and a basketball pommel. It is the highest damaging weapon in the game, and allows the user to summon Kranky-Kong when they complete a combo.

A gorilla, a one winged angel, and a basketball player walk into a bar.

2:37 One chorus chanting "D! K! D! K!" while another just tells you to fucking run

One billion coconuts dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion coconuts being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single coconut that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and banana-slamma. I am there.

This song slams a coconut through the fucking Earth

My Evolutions Are Beginning To Get A Little Out of Hand...

Still not over "Crushin' _YOU_ seems such a breeze!"

A song to suppress metal gear

You're not supposed to cross the streams like this.

Can't wait for stepping on the one winged space Souljakong: Shrekirth

This is like the burger taco pizza of mixes.

Now imagine they fuse into Shaqirong. And the universe doesn’t immediately implode, of course.

I wonder if Shaq is aware of his new lore.

Oh god. Oh fuck. OH NO.

Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever. One Winged Space Kong Rebirth: Hold my Donaqiroth

my god,,,, you've gone further beyond,,,,

CRUSHING YOU SEEMS SUCH A BREEZE. WHATCHA GONNA DO?

This is the type of content the RU-vid algorithm needs.

"So, uh... Aerith, Zack, how do you deal with Sephiroth, his gorilla, and his basketball player clones?" "I dunno, but I know where this is going. You're on your own, Cloud." "Don't worry, Cloud! I just came up with this all new tech, the Omni Banana Dunkslash!" "WHY ARE YOU EATING BANANAS AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"

When the "Has no style" dropped I fucking lost it.

I love how they don't just feel like tweaks of the original joke, and instead each stand on their own, while also managing to build upon each other. This one feels like the pure culmination of every one which came before it. In other words, good job.

I listen to these songs so often that I will now use this song as a measurement of time

My goodness. The madman actually did it.

Come on Cranky, take it to the court.

The transition from "Crushing Rocks" to "Crushing YOU" is so powerful.

When Sephiroth messing up too much with timelines.

power beyond our understanding is radiating in that thumbnail

Thanks to Mii Fighters this match can unironically occur in Smash. -Team battle -Smashketball Custom Stage with One-Winged Angel DK and Sephiroth on one team, Mii Brawler with Shot Put and Sephiroth on the other team

They've teamed up. No amount of Clouds can help us now

I'm 34 with a mortgage and my wife on her corporate zoom meeting asked me to turn the music down.

You've created the most cursed triple threat ever.

The power escalation this season is intense, I feel like the Tune Squad might have to use the Genki Donga in order to gather the energy from ballers and spectators across the galaxy in order to defeat at least one of the Sephiroths.

“What kind of music are you into?” “Eh, a lot of stuff.”

Lyrics: *The Duo Decends* D! K! (Everybody get up it's time to slam now) Donkey Kong is here! (We got a real jam goin' down) D! K! (Welcome to the Space Jam, Space Jam) Donkey Kong is here! (Get your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam!) Alright... D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! So he's here for you! (Welcome to the Jam, jam) Know the words? Join in too! (C'mon and Slam, jam) If you wanna clap (Welcome to the Jam, jam) Take you through Monkey Rap (C'mon and Slam, jam) Here- Here- Here we go! Alright... Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Yeah... D! K! Donkey Kong! Ladies? (Yah?) Y'all ready to stop? (No!) C'mon and Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Fellas? (Yah?) Y'all ready to stop? (No!) C'mon D! K! OK! D! K! So he's here for you! (Welcome to the Jam, jam) Know him well? Kick some tail! (C'mon and Slam, jam) And he's stronger too! (Welcome to the Jam, jam) So he's back just for you. (C'mon and Slam, jam) Veni veni venias ne me mori facias Veni veni venias ne me mori facias Back again, about time too, and this time he's in the mood (Veni veni venias ne me mori facias) Back again, about time too, and this time he's in the mood (Veni veni venias ne me mori facias) D! K! (Everybody get up it's time to slam now) Donkey Kong is here! (We got a real jam goin' down) D! K! (Welcome to the Space Jam Space Jam) Donkey Kong is here! (Get your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam!) Alright... *Just work that DK* Check it out, Check it out Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah... y'all ain't ready! Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) C'mon check it out Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) Nah... I, I don't think so Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) C'mon C'mon and run, baby run! C'mon, C'mon, we, run baby run! Yeah you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot! Yeah you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot baby! Has no style (Just work that body, work that body) Has no grace (Make sure you don't hurt no body) This Kong has (Get wild and lose your mind) Funny Face (Take this thing into over-time) Ja-jam jam jam jam Slam! Jam! ja-ja-ja-ja- Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam! Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine! We're gonna take it into over-time Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam! Alright... So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Check it out, Check it out Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah... y'all ain't ready! Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) C'mon *One Winged Space Jam* D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! We got a real jam goin' down D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! Space Jam (Slam now) Space Jam Alright... D! K! D! K! D! K! D! K! Get your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... Alright... Here- Here- Here we go! So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Donkey Kong! (C'mon one time for the ladies and) Donkey Kong! (Alright...) So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Donkey Kong! (C'mon all the fellas say) Donkey Kong! (Alright...) Coconut Gun (Veni veni venias) It isn't funny (ne me mori facias) Can fire in spurts (Veni veni venias) It's gonna hurt (ne me mori facias) So he's here for you! Know the words? Join in too! If you wanna clap Take you through Monkey Rap! Donkey Kong! (C'mon one time for the ladies and) Donkey Kong! *Cranky Kong Slammin'* C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! (Alright...) Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jaski" aight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next Jus' work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time *One-Winged Space Kong (cont'd)* Leader of the Bunch Know him well? Kick some tail! And he's stronger to So he's back just for you! Donkey Kong! (C'mon and Slam, jam) Donkey Kong! (C'mon and Slam, jam) So he's here for you! Know him well? Kick some tail! And he's stronger too! So he's back just for you Donkey Kong! (Nah y'all ain't ready! C'mon) Donkey Kong! (Nah y'all ain't ready! C'mon) Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace This Kong has a funny face Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Donkey Kong! (Now all the fellas say) Donkey Kong! (Jump it's time to Slam Jam) *Ulimate Banana Slamnova* Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees Crushing rocks seem such a breeze Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Fly real high, and climb up trees (Hey you watcha gonna do) Crushing rocks seem such a breeze (Hey you watcha gonna do) Nah...I, I don't think so Y'all ready to jam? "You know it!" C'mon So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) So he's here for you! (Estuans Interius) Know the words? Join in too! (Ira vehementi) If you wanna clap (Estuans Interius) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Ira vehementi) If you wanna clap (Estuans Interius) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Ira vehementi) If you wanna clap (Gloria) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Generosa) If you wanna clap (Gloria) Take you through Monkey Rap! (Generosa) Yeah... Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! Slam! Jam! *Overtime | Banana Slamma* Yeah... C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge C'mon it's time to get hype say "Whoop there it is" C'mon all the fellas say "Whoop there it is" C'mon one time for the ladies say "Whoop there it is" Walnuts, Peanuts, Pinapple Smells, Grapes, Melons, Oranges, and Coconut Shells (Aw yeah) Walnuts, Peanuts, Pinapple Smells, Grapes, Melons, Oranges, and Coconut Shells (Aw yeah) Alright... C'mon and Slam, slam And welcome to the Jam, jam C'mon and Slam, slam And welcome to the Jam, jam Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Has no style, has no grace (Walnuts, Peanuts) This Kong has a funny face (Walnuts, Peanuts) Donkey Kong! Slam-oth Slam-oth (Donkey Kong!)

This is such a rare kind of mashup, that it gets to go into *THREE* of my playlists

'Donk, he's here for you, know the words, join in too. He is back, just for you, stronger too, kick some tail.' These are some very meanacing warnings.

The ultimate crossover

I'd like to imagine that Sephiroth teams up with Donkiroth and Shaqiroth and challenges Cloud, Barret and Tifa to a basketball game to the death.

I'm playing this at my wedding

Name a better dynamic duo better than Donkiroth and Shaqiroth I will wait.

My mother is being put through hell

i fear i may have stumbled upon a life-scarring experience. seeing them, even hearing their theme songs combined together... it's too much for the average human being.

Here it is, Ultranova MK I.

Nobody: Sephiroth: These 2 have the power to become Gods. I've taught them all they know

The most ambitious crossover ever. Executed perfectly

I didn't think the Space Jam one could possibly become more powerful. I was wrong.

Okay I'll say it.....Who's idea was it to merge the Basket Ball Materia with the Banana Sword? Because this is EXACTLY what happens when you do that! Now we're gonna need the legendary Knights of Crab to stop this.

The way Shaq's face fits in the hair is really freaking me out

I'm scared.

The duo we didn't diserve

As a mere mortal I cannot comprehend the sheer power these two radiate.

The things people make when they're bored... And it's amazing.

Okay, you've just explicitly crossed the line and I love it

Cloud: Aw shit, here we go again

This F'ing lore! LOL!

I'm glad we're seeing a slight resurgence of these "just throw meme songs together till it gets out of hand" memes. Even if its mostly just this guy keeping the meme alive.

The battle between the old gods of the slam-jam, and the new god of the banana hoard. A battle to shake the fabric of the universe and the souls of the supporters. Whomever wins this battle the world is in for something special.

You know, this is unironically fun to listen to, like who knew mixing 3 of the catchiest songs ever together could still sound extremely catchy.

5:37 Is actually kinda terrifying. It sounds like you're being mocked, like you can't do anything to prevent what they're going to do, either to you or to the world, and they know it.

This song mashup actually works way too well.

Despite being a meme this is an actual bop

Oh god, he has reach a form that is beyond all of reality.

The... power.....

I didn’t think perfection could be improved... But somehow... Through some dark arts or unknown magic you somehow pulled it off. I have nothing but the highest praise for you sir.

These are some of my three favorite songs ever

The games featuring Donkey Kong playing basketball are made by Square Enix, same as Final Fantasy.

Eventually, we will reach a point where every "goes with everything" song is remixed into one another, into a singular beat. Will mankind survive? Or will they be consumed by their hubris? Only time will tell. 9:55 "slamiroth" CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? I NEED TO EMPHASIS HOW AMAZING THIS IS, PLEASE, RESPOND!

Ah, yes, Final Dunk Country VII. depression.

Why the hell is this so good? Why the hell am I liking it, let alone favoriting it? And why the hell am I subbing to you? The answer? Because of this.

We have peaked... almost. There is still one more...

Canonically the most powerful beings, truly Ultra instinct Shaggy’s Rivals

9:10 you see a hole in front of a grave. The grave has your name on it You turn around and see donkey Kong the 3rd, Michael Jordan and sephiroth.

Final Jamtasy Country Advent Expansion Pack New Shaquiroth & Sephidong mode

When you Return to Monke while Balling.

This is the best thing since sliced bread

This is what you play in your DK and Sephiroth doubles montage

I often listen to background music on RU-vid while working and this one has been replayed more times than the rest. Normal Slam Duel has been dethroned.

You somehow made the most 90s thing ever.

Sephikong and Slamiroth team up to dribble a coconut on your skull.

Cloud: Let's Finish This

This is so fucking absurd that this works and sounds good. This is talent.

Hoo boy this is going to be beyond comprehension for our simple mortal brains

Just when I thought One-Winged Kong couldn't get any better

Pure excellence. Artistic perfection. The quintessence of unadulterated, moving beauty. This is the true power of the One Winged Kong.

Truly the pinnacle of human achievements.

Imagine showing this to someone just a little more than 20 years in the past. Shaq is at the height of his powers, teamed up with Kobe. Jordan just retired and released Space Jam. DK is still going strong with a 3D-Platformer and Final Fantasy 7 has taken the world by storm. No, we don’t have flying cars 20-some-odd years in the future. Yes, the economy still sucks as we’re terrified of Russia. But, to make it up for you: we got this. Meme remixes that fucking slap.

This song sounds like my mans had two copies of Polymerization in his hand during his turn

St. Franklin giving me Kira vibes from Death Note. He has a controversial agenda in which us the followers will do what we can to make him prevail!

A mash up of two mash ups, this is too much power... I'm working on commenting the lyrics for the space jam one, and I'm tempted to write the lyrics for this

One-Winged Space Kong is my spirit animal.

This is to Powerful for Human Ears

Top 10 crossovers most epic in RU-vid

Well, we're a long way from Kongdom Hearts now. I haven't enjoyed falling down a youtube rabbithole this much since discovering SiIvaGunner

When the 2 smart kids in class have different answers

When the DJ has been dunkin' too much materia in his coconut drink we get this. This... Masterpiece.

That change from "crushing rocks seems such a breeze" to "crushing *you* seems such a breeze" hits hard every time lol

This fusion of Sephikong and Shaqiroth is awe-inspiring.

when you unlock the secret rematch with the final boss and there's another phase where an even stronger boss appears and teams up with the original final boss

I gotta say, the countdown is such a nice ambient song that I would listen to it by itself as well, and then of course the main attraction is a work of unadulterated mad genius

Oh no, Shaqiroth found the banana stash