the length of these compilations always blows my mind, it doesn't seem that long when you think of it in 15 minute videos but somehow noita has 5 hours
Just droppin some timestamps so i can find em easier 1:53 barbados slim 6:07 red eyes jutting jawmar bit 8:20 LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN YOU 9:00 i want to kiss a girl that looks like me 12:02 gollum is related to aragorn 15:23 kevin smith shits into his own mouth like tubgirl 15:55 oneyplays and smiling friends co-creator sympathize with björk stalker 21:23 yoshi 5 finger filet 22:02 sid meier's torture sim
this is by far my favorite recent series from them. i have no idea what’s going on in the game in anyway but they have some banger conversations. this will help me make it through work today
1:14:30 "Thank you. Check Please. All Done." -Zach The scar tissue from that red eye flight with the screaming child is showing through in the 'All Done!'
cory actually might have hit upon an amazing idea for a food with his worm rant! let the worms eat marmalade in one dish till their guts are cleared from dirt, put em in another one with some clean marmalade and wait till they get plump and then fry them! that sounds delicious
@@hilotakenaka i watch best of oneyplays compilations for around 4 hours every day and have done so for a few years now, please do not mind my retardation
Worm stew used to be used as a type of medicine in medieval England, though they wouldn't clean them out. They would also make a worm necklace, basically tying worms to a string to wear around your neck, to use as a cure for sore throat. The worse your throat felt the more worms you would tie to the necklace.
I know it's funny to bring this up given how oft Chris & crew deliberately spread vile & evil misinformation, but the tank guy in Tiananmen Square didn't get run over lol he got arrested for obstructing the tank- it tried to maneuver around him but he kept moving in front to stop it.
Another answer to that breaks and falls riddle should be trust. You can break someone’s trust but it doesn’t fall. You can do trust falls but you’re not breaking anything
1:43:17 masterpiece 18:23 This is what listening to Supermega feels like 43:25 I remember overhearing some kids going “the Stanley cups are over there” 1:27:16 Chris n word
I honestly tried so hard to get my friends to play 4x games with me and we were going to get together once a week and just play, but it just never came together. It would have been so much fun making memories and shooting the shit in the early game when nothing's going on, only for things to get really intense and crazy later on. This video really makes me wish things worked out.
Forgetting about the Holocaust and saying, "How can you have a famine when there's ground everywhere?" Might be the most unintentionally funny shit Cory has ever said.
0:25 I love how Tomar can recognize when Chris and Zach get themselves into a feedback loop saying his name in a strange way for no reason. He knows there's nothing he can do except say "oh no" and let themselves do their thing for a bit until they tire themselves out like demented children. This "oh no" is the exasperation of a Tomar that's seen some things and been mentally scarred by them. I hope that one day Tomar can find peace after being in the company of these weird little creatures for so long.
I think this is the first time in months someone in this comments section said something positive about Tomar instead of mentioning his various war crimes
@@A_Black_Sheep94 can't remember the specifics but with a powerful enough magnet you can affect materials that aren't really all that magnetic It's nothing like the attraction of something like iron for example though
The "oh no" from Tomar signifies that he is now tired. Not only is he tired, he's helpless. This man is being held against his will at this point, forced to be called things such as "Daddy Tomar", and "The Beard Bearer". Such a sad existence for our poor OneyPlays employee.
What would both an Oneyplays application, and resume, look like? Just imagining what either would look like if Chris and/or Zach filled it out/made it themselves.
I like to think he was in Ireland and was so annoyed they still send Chris stuff at his home that he singlehandedly swam across the Pacific (he was too angry he didn't realize he was going east into the Russian wastelands), traversed skidrow and LA goblins just to handle him the golden button, then go back and to drink tea and watch "who wants to be a millionaire" 1990 reruns on VHS with his wife.
The most baffling thing about this is Zach not knowing "Do Not Go gentle", I mean from everyone here I expected him to recognize it immediately, I expected "Wait, what is ancient Rome?" from Cory but not that.
Zach really doesn’t like Chris. Did anyone see that awful evil video where Chris tried to give him a hug and Zach checked his advice with a tiger mouth strike and a mean judo hip toss shattering Chris’s left ilium on impact. I think Zach might be hiding a little bit of resentment towards Chris idk
@@grinshady0164 Tomar whistled into each of the other's ear, muttering that the other one thought he was funnier. Zach thought Chris was full of himself, and Chris thought Zach was absolutely right about thinking himself funnier, which made Chris peeved. Zach has had it out for Chris ever since, slicing through his pajamas with a nasally blade.
Something I'd love to see in Civ VII is varying elevations. I know that there are the coastal areas that are prone to rise in sea level, but a more intensive height system that is visually appealing would be so cool - although hard to pull off well probably. There being mountains makes me want there to also be plateaus, valleys, canyons, etc. Would make it so satisfying to look over the country you rule lol
