[Only in Thailand EP.1] Boat noodle - cheap Thai noodle with raw blood. 

Here is the key phrase for searching in Google Maps:
ก๋วยเตี๋ยวเรือ
HOW TO ORDER NOODLE IN THAILAND 101.
1. Choose the noodle first, which can be
- thin noodle (เส้นเล็ก), pronounced as "Lek"
- thick noodle (เส้นใหญ่), pronounced as "Yai"
- egg noodle (บะหมี่), pronounced as "Bah Mhee"
2. Choose whether you want
- with the soup (น้ำ), pronounced as "Naam"
- or without the soup, dry noodle (แห้ง), pronounced as "Haeng"
3. Choose the type of meat:
- Pork (หมู), pronounced as "Moo"
- Beef (เนื้อ), pronounced as "Neua"
- Chicken (ไก่), pronounced as "Kai"
4. Add some options:
- large order (พิเศษ), pronounced as "Phi Ses"
- less spicy (เผ็ดน้อย), pronounced as "Ped Noi"
- no spicy at all (ไม่เผ็ด), pronounced as "Ped Mak"
- no internal organs (ไม่เครื่องใน), pronounced as "Mai Nai"
Than put the words in 1-4 together. For example, if you want Beef thin noodle with soup, less spicy, large order, will be:
เล็ก น้ำ เนื้อ เผ็ดน้อย พิเศษ,
Lek Naam Neua Ped Noi Phi Ses.
For simplicity, just go with the basic, thin noodle with pork, or
เล็ก น้ำ หมู
Lek Naam Moo
Cheers,