ONLY THE PUREST MAY MOUNT ME 

I like thinking that barbarian witnessed the whole scene but chose not to interrupt

For those wondering why the barbarian was able to ride the Pegasus is because his heart is filled with pure rage

This is a good example of the sunk cost fallacy. If the peagus had told him all the requirements from the beginning he would have no interest in riding him

Deeply concerned that the unicorn insisted on saying "mount"

I like how we all know, deep down inside, they showed that one shot of the pegasus holding up a finger instead of a hoof, just to mess with us.

Judging by the veins on that horn my boy was going for a different kind of mounting. This Pegasus is looking rather pega-SUS.

THE VEINS ON THE HORN I CAN'T-

I wasn't ready for the pulsating horn

The horse edging itself on purity was so unexpectedly expected and I loved it

The Pegasus was engaging in foreplay with the knight. The barbarian did not.

The unicorn is enjoying this purity a bit too much.

The Pegasus’ facial expressions, the VOICE, the stomp, “mount”, the shame, the knight’s sniffling, everything perfect just perfect

The pegasus said "fair maidens", so maidens who are unfair are totally a-ok

that creepy pegasus enjoyed it way too much for my comfort.

Love how the unicorn suddenly had a hand and fingers out of nowhere to make his point.

The Paladin is going to need a remove curse of the highest level he can get to get rid of all that magical legalism, I’d bet he would not.

The "PUUUURE" had Meatcanyon vibes all over it.

Smartest barbarian around, let the knight take all the curse and take all the reward.🤣

WHY DOES THAT UNICORN GIVE OFF MEAT CANYON/ GREASY TALES VIBES?! D:

Some say that the pegasus' horn grew three sizes that day.

When he blinks at the pegasus in 1:59, the subtitles say “Slowly blinks as rage intensifies”. 😂

The barbarian saved this poor knight from becoming that pegasus's personal fleshlight

Come to think of it, the barbarian DID meet the criteria. 1) We didnt see him kill anyone, only maim, but no actual kill in video. 2) He ignored all the treasure in genie cave. 3) Its possible he never laid with anyone, it wasnt in any video. 4) He never cursed, not even when genie "tricked him". 5) We didnt see him drink alcohol either.

NAH THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR A DND CHARACTER- absolutely hilarious, amazing animation

He's only a mermaid away from another bingo. What an absolute legend.

The CHAD Barbarian VS the Virgin Knight.

Love the way you say "Mount Mayy"

Barb gonna get that blackout on his bingo card one way or another.

The paladin just dodged a bullet. A long and hard veiny horn, I mean.

2:45 caption 😂 THE TORTURED SCREAMS OF SWEET JUSTICE 😂😂

Gonna point out that the Pegasus only said he can’t bed *MAIDENS* If they’re not a maiden they’re fair game. Remember, it’s not gay if you high-five afterwards.

Moral of the story: secure the goods before you pay in full.

It's impossible to overstate how important it is to change your settings to 0.25 playback speed and then go to 2:42

I thought it was going to peg his asus.

I FUKIN KNEW THE BARBARIAN WAS GONNA DO THAT. His heart is pure, unadulterated, badass.

The fact he was willing to be unable to do anything to save someone being attacked just to ride a Pegasus proves his heart wasn't pure

That Unicorn was so cursed anyways and the Barbarian came to save the Day!

Was the Pegasus expecting him to sit on his back or sit on his forehead?! Why was his horn THROBBING!!!!!!? #weneedtoknow

...in the paladin's defense, there are a whole host of loopholes in those oaths. Such as him still being allowed to bed fair men. For example.

Just realized this video was a sequel to the previous one "Chivalrous Paladin" - He cannot bed nor masturbate (he doesn't have the lock in the beginning of the video) - He cannot kill (he has a code) - He cannot drink alcohol (that's why he asks for milk)

This is why you never make oaths with magic horse things in the woods.

And that kiddies is the difference between the boyfriend and the thug down the street...

This Pegasus made me so uncomfortable with every passing sentence... This is just great! And the Ending with the Chad Barbarian was just fabulous.

it was a mimic source: hand

Let’s be honest, if the Knight was willing to make such vows for a quick ride, makes him no better than the Pegasus.

The pegasus was smart to get the “no killing” vow done first because I would have murderous intent by the “no alcohol” part.

1:48 Oh god this is cursed, the pegasus has human hand with 4 fingers

I love the multiple easter eggs here. You've had this set up for a year. I would love to see the next chapter for that pegasus.

He could still bed the unicorn... no one said that couldnt happen 💀

Fking died at the barbarian coming in all his glorious splendor

The unicorn said you couldn’t bed fair maidens, but he never said anything about bedding “unfair” maidens

2:39 that horn 💀

I really like how the promises work. I was running a game, one of the players was a war cleric. He was also an asshole who charged anyone for anything he did, he charged his own party members for healing and once caused a Father and Son NPC die due to his sheer greed. So they are all high level and I like to make it rain so the entire party was decked out in magical trinkets. They wanted to do the Tomb of Horrors. The war cleric managed to escape alive, but completely naked. I informed him he couldn't cast any class specific spells until he got his holy symbol back. Going to the church he had to pray to his God and I informed him the God was displeased with his acts of greed. That the player's holy icon would be restored, along with their power after they promised to pay a tithing of 10% of anything he found to the church. Now that player has a curse that automatically takes 10% of anything of value he finds. Oh, also his new holy symbol was made out of solid platinum just to rub salt in the wound.

showing my nerd a little too much. my first thought when he said Pegasus was "bullshit, that's an Alicorn." I truly am cursed

the "i give it out to passerby's but youll have to wait and put a ring on it" vibe 😂

I had to promise to do the opposite things to ride my friend's mule.

Paladin was a simp. He gave and gave but never got what was promised. Barbarian was a chad. He took what he wanted.

Wait a ducking minute!?!? Is this the chivalrous paladin origins?!?!

That's an oddly veiny horn, he's got there

This is a perfect metaphor for "nice guys always lose"

This is one hell of a metaphor, I must say

I lost my s**t when the barbarian jumped out. There was no way that could have ended better.

Just when I thought it was over, our Hero swoops in and grabs his prize.

The first episode introduced Kevin drinking milk while wearing a chastity belt. This video explains his plight.

1:49 I always knew pegasus had fingers!

Someone was about to get mounted alright, I just don't think it was the Pegasus 💀

the throbbing, veined horn is choice! that Pegasus was READY!

2:32 Papa Meat?!

Pegasus chastity belt, one of an oath. Being an Oathbreaker paladin looking pretty good about now.

Why were there veins on the horn....i think the barbarian unintentionally saved him💀

One of my favorite creatures posting, love to see it. Meant to say creators, but this works too.

Pegasus might need some purity too 💀

Barbarian swooping in shows he could have totally rode the pegasus without making any of those vows

This is a prequel to the paladin's first video, oh my god. The chastity belt gets put on him here! The lore is insane!

Voicing the pegasus must be fun af

it's their mouths that freaks me tf out

Pegasus mount DONE

That ending caught me so off guard lol, the Paladin and Barbarian would make an interesting team!

The pegasus was just messing with him. He was never gonna make him ride and what the barbarian did him a favour and just taught him to just ride it

The Chad Barbarian vs The literal (and now forever ) Virgin Knight.

2:26 wait how is bro supposed to piss now 💀

Im 999% sure the barbarian saved that fighter from a sweet cheeks clapping xD

And one more time, the Barbarian out of nowhere does it again, imposing his bravado and gigachad demeanor... My wife is crying here laughing with that ending, great job guys, keep going

that was one solid build-up: almost 3 minutes for a 3 seconds of punch-line (or should I say slap-line?).

2:13 *Knowingly stares*

Barbarian strikes again!

Okay and now let us review the entire deal. So basically, the Paladin gives an oath of purity in exchange of dominion over creatures of pure light, which extends not just to Pegasus, but to all others like unicorns and elementals of light, ability to mount them, summon them and command them, including to fight. The oaths are sure limiting, but are actually far less restrictive than it seems. Nobody ever died from not cursing. Giving their excessive gold to charity is pretty standard paladin oath so that one should have been active already. Bedding fair maidens is very specific: it does not cover men, and it does not cover maidens NOT fair, or, ahem, creatures that are by definition no fair maidens like succubi or fae. Drinks do not cover any elixirs, drugs or otherwise non-alcoholic recreation substances. Purity also gives a lot of additional protection, immunity to all evil magic, and presumably to physical harm as well. Potentially even immortality. Likely ability to heal and resurrect as well. And Barbarian has already shown us that "no killing" rule is of little obstacle to actually fighting monsters. Besides, even no killing anyONE may extend only to sapient creatures, while wild animals and mindless monsters would be fair game. Finally, if the Paladin is now unable to kill anyone, same was never said about his followers and minions. So... Paladin actually won more than he thought.

No maidens? Well, maidens are unmarried women, Paladin's got a loophole. Lots of loopholes, really. Married women, divorced women, widows...

And he can't even kill himself

The Unicorn was literally throbbing with purity - he was almost there. He was rimming that knight with his "pure" essence.

...Can the pegasus please make an oath swearing that he's *not* a wanted sex offender from the fey wilds? *Can he?* I'm not sure he can.

Is this why Kevin had a code not to kill the orcs and has to drink milk at the bar now? Hope it was worth it, Kevin.

published 33 seconds ago and on my YT front page - niceeeee

This was oddly arousing Specially at 1:36

Haha so nice, it's just the embodyment of "nice guys finish last" XD

Oh no, this man just ruined himself over a horse. I hope he knows a dark lord or two!

There is a loophole here. The unicorn said the knight cannot do any of this, nothing said about the unicorn doing it! >:] Also the "bed no maiden" does not refer to males, non-humans and women who are not considered Maidens like "ladies of the night" so... yeah; it isn't as bad as it sounds. Oh and the alcohol thing? Do fermented apples count? Since they contain alcohol but 1. they're naturally made and 2. they aren't considered alcohol until put in a bottle and all that other stuff added. Just trying to find where my rights are Lord Unicron-I mean Lord Unicorn. :p

2:39 omg the veins on the horn😅

I think the Barbarian is pure of heart: Never actually killed anyone that didn’t wish for it, doesn’t seem he’s stolen anything, and he’s too Chad to “diddle himself, and he we haven’t seen him bed anyone. But if he did, I don’t think it’d be maidens, it’d be Queens.

Pegasus of Moving The Goalpost of Expectations... 😅