Coming To Theaters Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius Pilot: T-minus ten, nine, eight, seven-- Narrator: Get ready for the launch of a new phenomenon. Pilot: Three, two, one. Jimmy: Blast off! (Jimmy hits the button and the rocket starts to propel upwards and the ship starts out its trajectory fine, but as Jimmy flies it is clear that it's hard for him to control it. He’s moving erratically and skipping along on the pavement of the street. As he reaches the end of the cul-de-sac a man in a car screams and veers away. Jimmy manages to pull the rocket up before it collides with a house.) Jimmy: Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! Narrator: Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies present... Jimmy: Gotta blast! Narrator: "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius." Jimmy: Does anyone know where we can get a lot of raw plutonium? Narrator: Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon do not advocate the pre-teen use of plutonium. Jimmy: Whoops! Narrator: This is Jimmy's Family. Judy: Jimmy Neutron, you march-- Hugh: Oh, now, sugar booger. Judy: Now, don't you sugar booger me. Hugh: Sugar booger. Judy: Mm-mm nope. Hugh: Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo- Judy: Not listening. Hugh: Boo-boo-boo-booger! Judy: No no. Narrator: This is his dog. Jimmy: Goddard is a custom-built cybernetic canine with an optical fiber neural- Cindy: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, that's really interesting, Jimmy. Humphrey can play dead. (Humphrey lets out a shriek as he stands on his hind legs before swooning and falling.) Jimmy: Play dead, Goddard! (He explodes, they are both covered in soot. He then came back.) Jimmy: Good boy, Goddard! Narrator: This... Jimmy: This is my hypno-beam. Narrator: Is his hypno-beam. Jimmy: Observe. Carl: Run, Jimmy, go! Narrator: And this... Vox: DNA match confirmed. Narrator: Is the sneak preview of his new movie. ("Jimmy Neutron Theme" by Bowling for Soup playing) King Goobot: After them! Bowling for Soup: ♪ With a head to square to be oblonged ♪ Jimmy: No! (Hugh finds the button on the top of the cube and hits it. An explosion of corn splashes all over the dining room.) Judy: Jimmy. Bowling for Soup: ♪ And his name is Jimmy Neutron ♪ Judy: James Isaac Neutron, you get yourself down here this instant. (The rocket jumps like a stone down the street until it makes contact with a fire hydrant and Jimmy is ejected from the rocket at high speeds. Water spews from the busted hydrant while Jimmy and Goddard are whizzing through the air. As Judy opens the front door intent to find her son, said son and dog tumble into the house from the air.) Bowling for Soup: ♪ Jimmy Neutron! ♪ Hugh: Oh, you gotta admit that is pretty neat. (Goddard Barking) Jimmy: (Off screen) Don't try that at home. Christmas 2001
