Opie and Anthony: Sam Should Get A Pre-Nup (03/13/2012) 

Danny monopolized the airwaves for WAY too long.

Perfect way to logic your way into pre-nup agreement: Man- "I want to get a pre-nup. Just in case." Women- "Are you saying it won't work out? Why would we ever stop loving each other?" Man- "So you don't want to get married and just stay boyfriend and girlfriend?" Woman- "What? No!" Man- "We have to sign a legal contract keeping us together? Are you saying it won't work out otherwise? Why would we ever stop loving each other?"

Every time I see Sam's hair, I picture garden sheers trying to cut through a brillo pad.

Fucking Danny and Sammy were always half decent on mic man. I miss those days.

Here comes the pre

A lot of Anthony's have trouble admitting that their gun law opinions are influenced by a childish love of playing with guns.

Danny is giving advice on relationships? Really??

pre-nups can be over ruled in divorce court

19:40 a little story about Mitch Cumstein

Ant talking about “old school” gaming really makes me envious.

That candle night . . . that's a touch o'class.

ant really has incel behavior 😂 but i guess thats what happens when you have a bad dad

This was fun until Danny started ranting. Leave that to Anthony or Jimmy, they actually make it funny.

haha half life. ant is great

It's pre-nup but thank you for your service anyway.

That last minute made me queezy

I know that pre-nups aren't ironclad and judges can throw them out divorce cases. Doesn't anyone know how easy that is to do or what circumstances lead to it?

Why are the engineers talking more than the hosts, why the fuck do any of the interns and engineers think we want to hear a fucking thing they have to say

10:22 HAHAHAHAHA

Really want to see about Ants ex wife, couldn't have been that bad

What Sam should get is an appointment at a salon and get them eyebrows threaded or waxed.

Aww. It's cute when wannaminne Ant stots cwyin'