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Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners
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@Spootnik
@Spootnik 4 года назад
I love when Anthony and Patrice just ignore Opie and keep going. Never hear that kind of chemistry again on the radio
@johnmiller5679
@johnmiller5679 7 месяцев назад
Opie is not a funny man. Anthony and Patrice are just coming up with funny bits while Opie is lost.
@l0ufromdaBX
@l0ufromdaBX 6 лет назад
“Either he’s dead.... or he’s not alive....” AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
@ph6376
@ph6376 4 года назад
I think Caruso knew exactly what he was doing and it made Horatio Caine an iconic character. Because sometimes.....something is so bad...(sunglasses)...it's good.
@jamesmoseley5428
@jamesmoseley5428 8 лет назад
I can't stress this enough. The greatest radio duo of all time would be Patrice and Anthony. Holy shit those two make gold when they get together. Rip Patrice
@nathangonzalez5477
@nathangonzalez5477 5 лет назад
James Moseley Patrice was the goat when it just came down to being funny on any format. Also him and Ant literally could talk about ANYTHING! They would have great serious conversation and they would still end up making the shit hilarious. I was so bummed when Patrice died. I literally a few weeks before had bought tickets because he was gonna be coming to Cleveland. And I was scared to take my girl because I didn’t want him to attack us lol Miss you Patrice.
@Spootnik
@Spootnik 4 года назад
@83rdox The world could never handle Patrice and Joey meeting, especially back then
@elartedepararte
@elartedepararte 2 года назад
Best trio partice ant and jimmy
@RootVegetabIe
@RootVegetabIe Год назад
Anthony didn't even go to Patrice's funeral. He didn't give a fuck about him.
@JackQNielsen
@JackQNielsen Год назад
@Life's a Game and Aryans Won the Championship love Patrice to what?
@Vometbomb
@Vometbomb 5 лет назад
“I was stepped on....by a colored guy” YEAAAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@coloredgentleman
@coloredgentleman 26 дней назад
That killed me😂😂😂😂
@yaqeenahbrim5388
@yaqeenahbrim5388 7 лет назад
"It looks like something caught her." Patrice: WHAT!!! His disbelief at how bad it is is hilarious.
@bokehintheussr5033
@bokehintheussr5033 7 лет назад
love how the next clip is actually worse than their riffing
@jamesthomison4356
@jamesthomison4356 4 года назад
The line would be bad without the dramatic pauses but thats the icing on a shit cake
@gdawgs101
@gdawgs101 8 лет назад
Butch: "You okay?" Marcellus: "I'm pretty fucking far... from okay" YEEEAAAAH!!!
@scottybricks3996
@scottybricks3996 3 года назад
😅🤣😂
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia 2 года назад
PUNK: "Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?" TERMINATOR: "Nothing clean... right." *YEEEEAAAAHH!!!!*
@nschultz417
@nschultz417 3 года назад
I love how that exploding barbecue grill produced a fireball big enough to cause that cop to fly and gain lift like a hot air balloon but caused zero damage to the grill itself.
@thegiftedone
@thegiftedone 8 месяцев назад
Patrice: He came He analyzed He conquered
@nonsocial1092
@nonsocial1092 8 лет назад
Patrice's laugh always makes my day better. RIP.
@sandygrungerson1177
@sandygrungerson1177 7 лет назад
they spend 30 fucking minutes on caruso's sunglasses, but then shit all over joe piscopo...O&A are the fucking worst sweaty hacks in radio
@andrewrobertson3894
@andrewrobertson3894 7 лет назад
Sandy Grungerson hahaha, fuck off you piece of shit :)
@sandygrungerson1177
@sandygrungerson1177 7 лет назад
god theyre fucking terrible tryhard cringemeat
@Vometbomb
@Vometbomb 5 лет назад
Or...does your day make Patrice laugh? YEEEEAAAAAAAAA
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 5 лет назад
Sandy Grungerson Not nearly as bad as your tryhard insults. 'Cringemeat'? Yeugh.
@goreds551
@goreds551 Год назад
"Hickory dickory dock, the mouse went up the clock....I don't think he knows what time it is. YEAAHHH" LOL
@abstractnonsense3253
@abstractnonsense3253 4 года назад
Louie... (puts on sunglasses) ... Beans YEAAAHH
@rcstockton
@rcstockton 6 лет назад
Nothing makes me happier than Patrice laughing his ass off. Favorite comic of all time. RIP.
@mk202
@mk202 6 лет назад
Struggle Chewie He always makes me smile too. 😆
@jasoncinema
@jasoncinema 3 месяца назад
He’s missed every damn day. 🥺 What a comedian. And his wit was so quick.
@95Lodgey
@95Lodgey 6 лет назад
I made him an offer . . . he couldn’t refuse. YEAAAAH!
@gametheory7533
@gametheory7533 8 лет назад
I love how Patrice just can't believe it's real 'cause it's so bad. XD
@Matthiacle666
@Matthiacle666 8 лет назад
Opie's "trying to include himself" laugh is the best part
@thefirmament1616
@thefirmament1616 8 лет назад
ya ive noticed hes never laughing
@johnmiller5679
@johnmiller5679 7 месяцев назад
He is not a funny guy, best thing that even happened to him was Anthony.
@petesmith9475
@petesmith9475 4 года назад
best thing is how Patrice can't believe this show is for real at first lol "eiher he's dead... or not alive."
@dbcooprrr
@dbcooprrr 7 лет назад
This CSI bit was the first time I ever heard O&A on the radio. I was about to go to school, but I decided to sit in the car and listen instead. I was 17 at the time. I couldnt believe how funny these guys were. Ive been a fan ever since. It was a shame it ended how it did. I never predicted it ending like that.
@4Legacy
@4Legacy 6 лет назад
dbcooprrr Yeah it's a shame. They kinda got sucked into the same crap they were always above
@jshudo44
@jshudo44 6 лет назад
“Frankly my dear, (puts on his sunglasses) I don’t give a damn.”
@theguywhoisaustralian1465
@theguywhoisaustralian1465 6 лет назад
jshudo44 YEAAAHHH
@Elusive_Pete
@Elusive_Pete 4 года назад
That Shatner impression mad me cry. Holy shiiiiit.
@juanelorriaga2840
@juanelorriaga2840 2 года назад
“Spock……..analysis”
@FunnyBoland
@FunnyBoland 7 лет назад
"and da boat wiff da big fan in da back..." hhahhahaha
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 11 месяцев назад
Why don't take a seat... right over there? YEAH!
@kronmedina4148
@kronmedina4148 6 лет назад
From Jaws following an attack, *Sunglasses* Well....This really bites
@yaqeenahbrim5388
@yaqeenahbrim5388 5 лет назад
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
@jasperbooth6383
@jasperbooth6383 4 года назад
Not how you do it,dumby
@kevjohn2006
@kevjohn2006 2 года назад
7:50 it's been nearly a decade since I first heard this clip, but I will never forget Patrick's incredulous "WH-WHAT!?!" at heading how bad this show's writing was. I also love how he proceeds to break down the entire formula within 5 minutes.
@1111Tactical
@1111Tactical 8 лет назад
Looks like we...got someone who's like dead or sumthin'...tss tss fawk YEAAAAHHHH! (The Who starts playin')
@TaRAAASHBAGS
@TaRAAASHBAGS 8 лет назад
Why not sum Sick Fawughgkin Puppies?!
@jacobhenry16
@jacobhenry16 8 лет назад
Person: she's been raped but there's no cause of death Chippah: Tss (puts on glasses) Mussuh had a big peckuh YEEEEEAAHH!!
@E101ification
@E101ification 7 лет назад
+Jacob Henry - XD
@slipamo4309
@slipamo4309 7 лет назад
Chip Caruso
@lousalvador1632
@lousalvador1632 7 лет назад
Patrice?
@thatch
@thatch 8 лет назад
Haha Opie with some rare self reflection @ 5:35
@Aphasia17
@Aphasia17 7 лет назад
not gonna see him no more
@ToruKun1
@ToruKun1 8 лет назад
Patrice trying to say "This guy is Stanislavski-trained" is my favorite part.
@ryanheppel861
@ryanheppel861 8 лет назад
Guess Patrice couldn't get the method....man YEEAAAAHHH!!!! ...boo
@liambutler6595
@liambutler6595 7 лет назад
Ya, Stravinsky is the Composer....fucking Opie
@chrisbrown18andup
@chrisbrown18andup 7 лет назад
ToruKun1 what an esoteric reference LOL. I had to Google it. I'm kind of interested in his books now. I'm not planning on ever being a character actor, but I'd bet they provide interesting insight.
@akim2442
@akim2442 6 лет назад
Patrice works in show business, and comedians act in movies/TV all the time. Patrice himself has several credits on TV shows and movies. So it makes sense he would be aware of acting terms.
@radicalpinkman8659
@radicalpinkman8659 9 лет назад
Anthony 's "horrid" made me laugh out loud
@AJTheGraftMan
@AJTheGraftMan 6 лет назад
13:10 greatest laugh ever
@thermalchill
@thermalchill 4 года назад
I am so glad, that. I found this. Video
@82battisti
@82battisti 4 месяца назад
Yeeeahhhhhhhh
@summerm7677
@summerm7677 5 лет назад
Ohhh Patrice, you are missed man. Some of the biggest laughs I ever had, and some of the most brilliant opinions I ever heard all from Patrice.
@midnightmist871
@midnightmist871 7 лет назад
HAHAHA Patrice loses it at around 13:06
@WhoBeSilly
@WhoBeSilly 5 лет назад
Ha ha ha ha Patrice nailed the formula for Caruso one-liners at 11:20. Classic radio!!!!!!
@knicksfule
@knicksfule 5 лет назад
Ant and Patrice at their best
@mike35macri
@mike35macri 8 лет назад
This video is gonna be huge... Yes Opie we heard you the first 17 times
@MartKencuda
@MartKencuda 8 лет назад
Just him trying to convince the audience that they're on the cutting edge of current memes.
@E101ification
@E101ification 5 лет назад
@@MartKencuda Have you heard the one where he just plays a Family Guy clip instead of contributing something funny himself? You can hear the awkwardness of everyone in the room as they're thinking "Why is he just playing a Family Guy clip?"
@ihavegivenup2887
@ihavegivenup2887 3 года назад
@@E101ification sounds like you're describing big jay on bonfire
@MartKencuda
@MartKencuda 8 лет назад
Ant and Patrice are coming up with great lines by themselves while the board op has to take mediocre lines from the audience.
@ryanheppel861
@ryanheppel861 8 лет назад
sounds like Opie....pushes your buttons YEEAAAAHHH!!!!
@cl4709
@cl4709 7 лет назад
This video is fuckin hilarious
@frankbonini7085
@frankbonini7085 Год назад
CSI : Miami ... ... Come for the David Caruso One-Liners ... Stay for the Emily Proctor, Kandi Alexander, Sofia Milos & Eva LaRue
@primigenius623
@primigenius623 2 месяца назад
Yessir...❤
@rem299
@rem299 6 лет назад
6:20 ... perfect example of opie being chip!!! thank god patrice was on top of things.
@dirthpool
@dirthpool Год назад
I love listening to Patrice and Anthony going back and forth while Opie struggles to keep up.
@chelereyes3305
@chelereyes3305 3 года назад
Imagine becoming a millionaire doing this shit😂 American Dream right there
@iffyAttorney
@iffyAttorney 8 лет назад
18:08 Opie had a good line.
@E101ification
@E101ification 7 лет назад
If Andrea Yates had lived in Miami: "Well Frank, looks like this mother threw the baby.............out with the bathwater...." _YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!_
@82battisti
@82battisti 4 месяца назад
Dude i love how long it took for anthony to catch on the "have a nice day" reference lol
@sadeaton
@sadeaton 3 года назад
This encouraged so many people to grow up and become a Detective.
@MrBackoftheface
@MrBackoftheface 7 лет назад
"Hey Horatio, Opie got fired." "Well Frank, looks like this shock jock..............wasneverfuckingfunnyanddeservedtobefiredalongtimeago"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
@jamesthomison4356
@jamesthomison4356 4 года назад
Little boy blue... ...he needed... ...the money... YEEEEAHHHHH
@alisterfolson
@alisterfolson 8 лет назад
Thanks for the laughs!!
@josephselkow2845
@josephselkow2845 7 лет назад
Is this a great video? (pause, put on shades) or is this video great? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@PrinceChaWulf
@PrinceChaWulf 5 лет назад
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
@deadgrandma9407
@deadgrandma9407 5 лет назад
He's a very..... willful boy
@HMSConqueror
@HMSConqueror 8 лет назад
Only david caruso makes it cool...*puts glasses on YEEEEEAHHHHH
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 Год назад
Holy shit I'm fucking crying
@fifihey
@fifihey 7 лет назад
"..yeah that's about 5 cents from 50."
@mac78xxx28
@mac78xxx28 5 лет назад
I got a one liner.. You pictureperfect sexy😘
@johnmiller5679
@johnmiller5679 2 месяца назад
It’s raining and he is under an umbrella and he still puts the sunglasses on. What would be funnier is if he did this every episode then after the commercial break he is never seen from or mentioned again the whole rest of the show. He just does that Walsh off and then other people handle the case and he is never mentioned until the next show.
@michaelmitchell4992
@michaelmitchell4992 Год назад
The best one I ever saw was in the original CSI where a midget was killed and the dude says "looks like we have a little murder"
@thomaskishmanii2675
@thomaskishmanii2675 8 лет назад
The real reason Caruso walks away is because the writing is that bad
@bokehintheussr5033
@bokehintheussr5033 7 лет назад
He rushes back to his trailer to take a shower after delivering the lines
@LeatherCladVegan
@LeatherCladVegan 5 лет назад
Perhaps he should just... ...keep on walking YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
@annecorey607
@annecorey607 4 года назад
They all very good teams they love each other very much Bless you all have a good day thank you
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 10 месяцев назад
The Diceman one liners
@juanelorriaga2840
@juanelorriaga2840 4 года назад
“You want a coke with that?” “No”
@SporadicMovementz
@SporadicMovementz 8 лет назад
My 2nd wife watched this crap. I used to piss her off by, whenever Caruso paused dramatically, finishing his line before he could. What a hack
@imanf18bro
@imanf18bro 7 лет назад
SporadicMovementz I'm sorry for your loss.
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 года назад
I wonder if Patrice knew that David Caruso was married to the actress who played Edna Hockett in Friday The 13th Part 3 when the movie was made, Friday The 13th Part 3 being the one Patrice specifically mentioned that he loved.
@johngoldsworthy7135
@johngoldsworthy7135 Год назад
6 degrees of Patricky
@beatsinmycrates
@beatsinmycrates 5 лет назад
Patrice and Ant . Would be great if he was alive today to visit compound media. These two are always on the same page.
@luisrojas3173
@luisrojas3173 6 лет назад
That's about five cents from fifty
@SAM-ru4vx
@SAM-ru4vx 6 лет назад
looks like wwe hired............these writers
@brutallyhonest123
@brutallyhonest123 6 лет назад
OLE SammyOLE lol Patrice would find that particularly funny. He was a writer for wwe for about a week
@thorbus
@thorbus 6 лет назад
"It's the Opie and Anthony Sh- OWWWWWW!!!" not bad
@LouJNT
@LouJNT 7 лет назад
I got stepped on.... by a colored guy, YEAHHHHH!!!
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 8 лет назад
Did anybody see that Roger Daltrey episode where everybody had to pretend they didn't notice one person wearing a bunch of different Halloween masks throughout the entire thing?
@LeatherCladVegan
@LeatherCladVegan 5 лет назад
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Nah dude, never saw it.
@soupafi
@soupafi 6 лет назад
I miss Patrice
@TheeAccountable
@TheeAccountable 3 года назад
“It depends on what your definition of ... *sunglasses* ... IT is...” YAHHHHHHH
@hudhastings1
@hudhastings1 6 лет назад
I like David Caruso it's hilarious but that's what people like. He was good in Rambo
@bricecate
@bricecate 7 лет назад
Oh man opie was so funny in the beginning of this! said his line may be in all the comedy clubs, but you know it was too brilliant for the average comic to think up.
@heyitsvos
@heyitsvos 7 лет назад
Annnnnnd...Op spoils the riffing once again.
@E101ification
@E101ification 7 лет назад
_Why_ wouldn't he?
@mikecappadocia5959
@mikecappadocia5959 7 лет назад
HeyItsVos it looks like the riffing... spoiled op. YEAAAAAAAAHHH!
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 6 лет назад
Ope, it is spelled Ope.
@Luckykat622
@Luckykat622 7 лет назад
Lmao sunglasses 😎
@FunnyBoland
@FunnyBoland 7 лет назад
Patrice's laff makes me appee.
@bunkerbuster8729
@bunkerbuster8729 Год назад
The Rizzuto Show RIPPED this bit off hard. Pests should attack
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 11 месяцев назад
Besides here are The Pests even active anymore?
@bunkerbuster8729
@bunkerbuster8729 11 месяцев назад
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc im just trying to spread the word about this particular morning show. They have ripped off a fuck ton of material. And now that one of their hosts got cancelled for being a creep they have went softer than Howard.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 10 месяцев назад
​@bunkerbuster8729 fair enough. Post this stuff on TACS videos.
@opiniondude1
@opiniondude1 3 года назад
You put velcro on the roof..... Yeeeaaahhhhh!!!
@stevenw2028
@stevenw2028 5 лет назад
Frank . . . . . It's a killer. 17:46
@CrapLuckSimon
@CrapLuckSimon 6 лет назад
I wish Opie Would stop fucking interrupting YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
@josephedwarddowling5919
@josephedwarddowling5919 4 года назад
Can any one explain how that show was so popular? I wish they filmed Patrice watching it !!
@mikebarbieri3345
@mikebarbieri3345 2 года назад
"No....I am your father!" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
@johnmiller5679
@johnmiller5679 7 месяцев назад
What would make the show even better is if Caruso did his thing at the beginning and then you never saw him the rest of the show. And nobody even mentions him as if he does not exist. The. Next show the same thing. .
@advancedraymondology2914
@advancedraymondology2914 4 года назад
Patrice loving something was the greatest. Haha.
@michaelmitchell4992
@michaelmitchell4992 Год назад
"What's my problem, Your in my fucking house"
@Kongatthegates00
@Kongatthegates00 3 года назад
Did someone crack ass at 7:49
@pnlson5629
@pnlson5629 6 лет назад
...I was stepped on... by a colored guy. YYYEEAAAHHH!!!
@lukemich12
@lukemich12 9 лет назад
only 42 views?!
@1manorgy
@1manorgy 4 года назад
Jimmy woulda had a field day with this.
@theboyx323
@theboyx323 7 лет назад
to fix Anthonys list of CSI"s its :CSI Las Vegas CSI Miami & CSI New York with LV being the original.
@hypnotoad28
@hypnotoad28 4 года назад
Where's the original video? I wanna see it, cause there were a few missed here
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 6 лет назад
I don't know if they explained that this is the intro thing that he did. It's not like this was happening constantly throughout the show. Those lines were his "Live From New York...."
@brutallyhonest123
@brutallyhonest123 6 лет назад
Kissai Sith Jen'ari that's an accurate description of how silly this idea was. They expected people to take this seriously. SNL hasn't made me laugh this much since the 90s
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 6 лет назад
"Or maybe, brutallyhonest123, your sense of humor went out...............................with the Macarena" "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! .................................................We don't get fooled again!!! Don't get fooled again!!!"
@field369
@field369 5 лет назад
0:55 CSI:Patterson joke bombs & he tries to cover it up! Only funny thing about Opie, we laugh AT him, not with.
@habanerojones2169
@habanerojones2169 Месяц назад
I have AIDS, and now (puts on sunglasses) so do you. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
@Newarksfinest05
@Newarksfinest05 4 месяца назад
24:53
@mikecappadocia5959
@mikecappadocia5959 День назад
Blow and A
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. Год назад
'y'know what they say... sunglasses are cool. or maaybe... it's hot out here...'
@VaultRadio
@VaultRadio 4 года назад
Opie kills momentum by talking about “views” and “going viral” because he’s a hack
@shessobittersweet
@shessobittersweet 6 лет назад
What is Anthony referencing with the “exit stage right/left even” it sounds like the Pink Panther I guess?
@cs925
@cs925 6 лет назад
I'm 99% sure that was a Yogie Bear (part of the hanna barbera cartoons)
@patrickdoyle6559
@patrickdoyle6559 6 лет назад
It's Snagglepuss.
@gspcanadianicon
@gspcanadianicon 6 лет назад
Heres to swimmin.. with bow-legged women.
@FormulaPunRacer
@FormulaPunRacer Год назад
What happens when CSI MIAMI mushes with Swan Lake? (I haven’t got this right yet, so forgive me if this sucks) Horatio and Siegfried see Princess Odette being kidnapped by Rothbart Horatio says to Siegfried: Don’t worry Siegfried. I’m gonna help you get Odette back. Since Rothbart dared to kidnap your girlfriend and turn her into a swan, he ruffled the wrong feathers (Puts on sunglasses) 😎 Mine YEEEAAAAAAH!
@johnmiller5679
@johnmiller5679 7 месяцев назад
Ict Benin Berliner. They have to be doing this on purpose because people expect it.
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