I hate flying. Any airline. Anywhere. When I meet someone at a party or at a cookout, and I hear them say, "I work for (any airline)", I automatically and permanently consider them dead.
@Lil' Connor Peterson Yes I'd rather drive than have to pay the airline 2 grand and be treated like shit have your stuff lost and have to deal with those fuck heads in security
Same, call me old fashioned but I’d rather get nailed by a drunk driver because I’m night driving across the country than forfeit all of my rights just to get treated like cattle with a bunch of other bitchy people
the only ppl i like that work for airlines are pilots and the gay "waiters" lol as ant says... i always flirt w them and end up getting hand like 3 mini bottles when they bring the drinks and snacks around. when they have dry meat wallets my god can they be cunty... i had one pour me a drink after being asked then proceed to get mad at me when i said "oh i thought they were free thats why you just gave to w out asking for payment first" shes like "ughhhhh what do you think we just give alcohol away for free now?!"
@@thermalchill I had never heard about him until I heard Sam Hyde bring him up in an interview, referring to comedians who are fucking awful at their job, but basically hang around the right people in the industry and eventually get given gigs to placate them. I didn't know what he meant, but after watching Vos' material, jesus christ almighty, I understand now.
I love Jimmy and his tirades, I know I will never fly United because of him. Jimmy and Patrice, the two best people to go on a tirade which evoke such truth and anger it can change damn near anybody's opinion listening. I love the Jimmy and Patrice face off discussion and when Patrice defended O&A on Fox News against that unfunny bitch hahaha.
@J G Maybe because light isn't supposed to come in that's the whole point of hiring professionals. Do your job and you have nothing to worry about but when I'm spending my hard earned money on something I want it done correctly
@Gabriel Godina Maybe people in fucking customer service should realise they're there to serve the fucking customer not be on the phone or come off as some entitled ass hole because they have a shit job they hate I fucking hate people in customer service 90 % of the time they're ass holes who I want to drag across the counter and beat to death
To airline people here is some advice: If you can't help someone, be nice and pretend to help. That's it. A "Sorry Sir, I can't help you but here is a phone number to connect you with someone who could" goes light years in the right direction.
Opie doing that whole low-talk in the background while plowing through everyone else's dialog is unreasonably infuriating. I often wonder if Opie had an inside bit with himself to see how unlikable he could be.
He's autistic so in his mind the entire show is him talking. He thinks it's good and no matter how much we tell him he sucked, he truly doesn't believe that
Jimmy's analogy of Opie feeling like the kid that feels left out at the sandbox is spot on. He has nothing to contribute so he shits on Jimmy's story. Day 1 of radio school is don't interrupt a funny story.
Wouldn’t you bitch if you paid $1500!!!!! For a flight ticket, that ends up being “disregarded”. When you pay more youre allowed to be more entitled for a lack of better words.
Even worse was the Rocky Mountain Chocolate story where the stupid mother demanded her shitting kid use the employees only bathroom. Jim would not shut the fuck up about "power tripping" customer service people. The dude has never worked a customer service or service job in his life. Working in a warehouse than comedy. Anyone who has worked one week there knows that customers are dumb entitled shits and always wrong. Anyone who has worked one knows that someone WILL find a way to shit on the ceiling in a public store bathroom.
@@dorpth man you must live in a real ghetto I live in a part of Oregon where no one would ever do that 😂 I lived in Pomona for a while though and I could picture it happening in a place like that for sure. Pomona was kind of a scary place honestly
That’s seriously outrageous that Ant spent that kind of money for 1st class and was getting s**t. Was upgraded when my flight was cancelled from Vegas to JFK and JFK to Manchester. It was a nice surprise and far superior to coach but I would never pay for it, far too expensive.
I won't get that stupid "Real" ID beast system thing (even includes a pentagram right on your ID when you get one) so I sure won't be flying anytime soon
you can still fly w no "real ID" lol... but really can i ask what makes your current "ID" not part of some mark of the beast? what about a passport or is that not part of your "mumbo jumbo" theory? can i ask what exactly is the "mark of the beast" gonna do or require of you for a "real ID"? you just gonna walk to and from work or take your kids to school like the oregon trail in 10-20-30 years? what do you think they are gonna say about kooky old gramps who wouldnt get a "real ID" when the world just moved on... you do realize if you took any of the modern tech we have to today to Jesus' time you'd be called a DEMON lmaooooooooooooooooo😂
He is faux edgy or safe edgy. Notice he will not go near certain subjects, or with controversial ones he picks the enlightened midwit centrist position of muh both sides.
People used to have to travel months over land or by sea, and not everyone survived the journey or the scurvy. I am sorry that you were inconvenienced for a few hours, poor baby.
coma • I know what you mean! It's bothered me for years! I keep wondering which UFC he's calling Anthony Bourdain by mistake, but I reach a dead end. It just kills me that nobody called him on it during the entire show.
I've been looking for the bit where the homeless guy came in with his guitar and Jimmy was losing his mind because he kept fiddling with his belt amp. Anyone know if that's up
Jimmy really got mad that an A list celebrities didn’t recognize him a z list slug. Jeter, Bourdain, and other celebrities that denied Jim’s autographs or didn’t recognize him.
When will one of us step up and add photos and video to these amazing clips? Especially when playing videos that can be found anywhere, why not edit them into the video? Let’s do it to ALWAYS REMEMBER JA&O show
Holy shit, Opie talking about petulant people using the full extent of their job's authority just to play power games is almost too much irony to bear.
It's always funny to me seeing videos uploaded before the show blew up linking everyone's socials and advertising when to listen in the description. So optimistic 😂 The show fell apart 2 months after this video was uploaded lol
@@helltoupee6664 It's called Time Travellers comedy. And it just struck me right now..... And it will hit us all again when someone else replies. Kinda cruel to be honest.... but.... that's life....
Hyuck hyuck hyuck. I fucking hate Joe derosa. I honestly dont know how he was ever on O&A. He was never funny, laughed wayyyy too hard at his own shit, and was overall unpleasant.
"He's the only one who has hopes and dreams" "Sam?!" "That will go away..." The guy who said it will go away eventually gets fired. The guy who was in shock hearing it was Sam becomes his co-host Sam, the winner of the Game of Thrones
Unfortunately the government is unbendable, that's true. But they shouldn't be. Maybe if enough people got together and fought back, they wouldn't be and they might actually be held accountable.
If you were sitting in first class and your travel companion is sitting in coach, what is the point of having them board with you early? You’re still abandoning them basically by sitting in different parts of the plane why is it any different to just bored first, and have them board when Coach passengers get on.
its like a priority "perk" of the first class ticket person/points member/etc... kinda like your companion gets to get on no matter where they are so they dont have to stand waiting and all they, they can sit and relax first along with you and probably get off first and maybe they store smaller bags up there too.
Being correct wasnt Jim's issue with the guy. It was the guys attitude toward him. If you say "monies" you come off like a pretentious douche. Just say currency if its international. That covers everything too.
gotta give it to Richard Branson he knows how to run his airline, I wish he would run for prime minister pretty sure Britain would be booming in no time
Even with Compound tanking, the guy is a multi-millionaire. He picked up $15m from CBS alone. That's before the years of XM/Cirius contracts. Even his divorce, gambling and alcoholism aren't si financially crippling that he can no longer turn left when boarding.
My wife was a America Airline employee, and we traveled quite a bit for free. Because we were non revenue passengers, we were on standby for seats. Even flying standby I never has much trouble getting anywhere. We had to avoid major holidays, and some small airports were hard to get into, but all in all it was pretty smooth
This is old but this is why im serious I won't fly ever again. Maybe in some kind of VERY strange case emergency but why would u? You could seriously get a BOMB flat route rate long distance taxi or even limousine for SAME price or cheaper and u travel in STYLE