Opie & Anthony - Patrice vs Gallagher 

aaha facts!

Waaaaaahhhhh hahahahahahaha cuz they both dead or sumthin hahahahaha tsssssss aw fawk ya home run

BAHAHAAHAHAAA comedy Gold!

Gallagher spends the rest of his eternity in paradise smashing the heads of sinners with his holy sledge-o-matic for the Lord's amusement.

@@DaveLeperres

+Scramblieggs Bahahahaaaa!! He said that to 1980's Gallagher.... Talk about sign of the times!

+Scramblieggs "I'll beat a bitch's pussy with a hammer like that watermelon"

Scramblieggs - Legendary!

Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

XD this comment should be shown way more love XD

LMAO a series of downward sloping ramps.

Holy shit lol

Holy shit hahahaha brilliant

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, DAFREAKIN' NATIONAL ANTHEM IN MEXICAN. OH!

Ant does the best Dice impression😎

38:20

Dice was as funny as a dirty public toilet, like.. 😅 hah? The gimmick of impersonating Dice is funny but still.. Nooooo one since 2000's g.a.f. bout some "🎲"

It is a fantastic role on this type of program. Poor Opster did not agree, this killing the golden goose.

His peak was keeping Donald Rumsfeld on the line

Yuck

They are…. It’s almost like salt and pepper. In past videos they both admit to never ever wanting to hang out outside of radio. And are opinionated racially. But they are always on the same page. Patrice actually makes it harder, and therefore funnier, to compete so we end up getting the best of Ant. Normally, his jokes are amazing only in relative to Opie’s non jokes.

Awesome duo. Pure fantastic comedy I love it. Anthony and Patrice’s comedy timing is awesome

@@nimo517 thats the great beauty: because if you hang out with your homies all the time nothing is new and no new jokes are created, but when you know how much of a piece of shit he is, and you had time to gather information, the next encouter is aways a warzone

@@nimo517 Yeah their unlikely chemistry is amazing.

You know it's bad if even Opie is getting in lines.

I hate Opie’s voice,he was the luckiest, untalented, unfunny f*%ker on the radio ever.

Like using a toilet

😂

This just broke my heart

Nobody understands how amazing this comment is

Legends🤘

Love them both. RIP.

Same here lol

Lol, they’re both in Hell. “Those little horns and shit? Get those the fuck OUT”

Same. Once yesterday and once today, lol.

@@Resevil Well I said "Great Beyond" not heaven. See you there too

It's been 3 days since Gallagher died and I've been listening to Patrice ever since, lol.

XaeeD so quick.

I'm a bit slow, explain it please?

@@RiffChris King Kong

@@TheYongary mlk too

​@@chillsjiujitsu Def not intended

Took me a couple mins but l got it

@@pCOCKPRO11 xD Jesus man, start smoking less. If the old man didn't get angry at the end, this would be a phenomenal episode, just a few funny guys messing with each other.

@Juan C Salinas Where's the problem exactly?

what is that, just another way to say "I'm Born This Way"?

Hahaha how do people not understand this line?

Try the Opie and Anthony Roasts, which I doubt you haven't seen yet...but I've watched the Jim Norton roast and the Rich Vos roast at least 15 times

@@Iron_Thunderstorm why would you listen to Voss?

Because he is great!

I stone washhkk my car today

Yea Gallagher is complete trash compared to Patrice.

I really wanted to hear Ants joke about Gallaghers Twitter but of course baby boy couldn’t handle it so Ant had to censor himself 😡

hes fuckin holding back bruh

Patrice was only using about 15% of his true power

That would have been so unfair and cruel. I cringe at a few parts of this LOL

@@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw facts

I think it’s because Patrice didn’t know him well enough to respectfully trash him like he would Colin or Vos. But the respect is clear.

DontTreadOnMyVape True Pimp Shit

Leooooo! Lmfao

@Jonathan Straccia 🤢

@Lil' Connor Peterson what's the story there

Von is the worst. She tried to do comedy and it was the worst piece of shit you’ve ever seen in your life. Then she tried to market herself as some sort of dating coach, calling herself “coach Von”

By the end of this they've turned Gallagher into Fez

@@knicksfule Fez vibes for sure.

Very well put, sir. Agreed.

But the Orange Man group does.

@@avidadolares that was fucking 👍 🤣🤣🤣

​@@avidadolares true dat 😢

Laughed so hard on that one :D

He did O&A two days before this if you’ve never heard it : ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sCJRpIuBb7w.html beginning at 2:21:00

Still here. RIP patrekee

Somehow never heard this before"...Why a watermelon?" was one of the funniest lines I've heard in quite some time. The timing, the set up, everything. Perfection.

Patrice pulled "Booger Chops" and "Barnaby Clifton" out of thin air. Amazing.

If you’re willing, I’d take a new cut while we listen each year 🤷🏻‍♂️

Last like to listen through 🙏🏼 Rip my dude

rayskist

Brando Eliksir that was by far the funniest question Opie has ever asked and an even more brilliant response by Gallagher I laughed my ass off great moment and Patrice is the man

truly one of my favorite moments besides patrice laughing at Bobo when he first witnessed the up and down game!! PATRICE I miss you brother! when opie sold the watch he got from Patrice's benefit after his death I lost all respect for opie. instead of a object that is supposed to be a reminder of a person who is supposed to be your friend and he returns it and gets a few shirts. And if opie tries saying that was a bit, he is lying. anyone else notice that shitty move opie did with the watch?? PATRICE YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!! I ALWAYS SAY TO MYSELF WHAT WOULD PATRICE DO?

More relevant than ever. Liberals look to call everyone a racist. they live for it. So why give them the satisfaction?

Nate G he sold the watch?! Are u fucking for real?! Why did he do that? Did he give a reason? Did he end up not like Patrice after he died???

it reminded me of a scooby doo episode when they take off the bad guys mask

The Kid In The Hall?

what about opie?

@@mikeo5003 he was definitely there

@@jody90210 lmao

@@jody90210 🤣🤣🤣

We need him more then ever

Fuck yea man. I come back every couple years. No shame.

I wonder what snacks & junk food was too irresistible & took him out😢

@@brianwilhelm3777 ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF THEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!

I’m here now. Was here a couple years ago, and then a year before that lol. There’s no shame in it, I love these guys.

Chaz G that made me holler

That was HILARIOUS!!

38:00

LMAO fuck yeah, Ant kills with the dice

Ill never get over that shit

Hasan Kodal 38:20 HAAAAHAAA

Social Anxiety Gaming I wasn’t ready!! Ant is a Savage

@Trantor The Troll boooooo

Randomhero651 Gallagher likes to sound smart when in reality he’s a fuckin coo coo bird

I mean, it's a weird question but not really a nonsense question to ask what the difference is between a photon and an electron. But it would be so esoteric and so far removed from common knowledge that it would make the guy come across as even more of an insufferable douchebag. I don't know what's a worse look actually. Which way do I give him the benefit of the doubt?

Lmao i swear i was really pissed at that. He was so broken that he lost his composure and still tried and i could even see him uncrossing his arms to try and hurt feelings like a kid. But its defense i guess

nope he said photon on purpose he was ready for the response to correct them.

Yup gone too soon very talented

If you want to top it off, listen to him walk out on a pod cast with Marc Maron, it's on RU-vid. Never heard anyone so egotistical and angry.

Mandy Marc Maron was waaaay more egotistical than he was. He completely railroaded him the entire time.

Haha it's like his lady gaga joke - this song goes out to all the disenfranchised, all the immigrants, yearning to be free - BRRR YAA BA BA BA

@Ajax Aidy he walked away in marc maron's podcast. He was/is not playing dumb/ignorant for the sake of it

There are so many great lines. "Well he said my mom fucked a Viking." "Well imagine what he thinks my mom fucked!" "At least it has king in it, Jesus Christ." "Yours has king in it too." Holy shit, I'm dying laughing and I've listened to this easily 20-30 times over the years.

Matt B I might be stupid, but can someone explain the joke to me

@@zuscanga30 Anthony is referring to Kingkong

Its a *Classic*. ...it lifts me up too

Howie W yeah true I started watching these like 3-4 years ago and I seen the comments and came with a open mind but it’s true everyone rips on each other except for opie cuz he gets a lil salty

He really trys to help Gallagher it''s hilarious

R.I.P. Gallagher 😞

lmao

You googled how to spell that

I hope not, because its spelled incorrectly!

Lmao

Max Camacho sonnets

His King Kong line as well is lightning

@@Ghihggggukhhhkh Man I didnt get the milkman one, I wishI did! What did Ant say? I cant really hear it

@@snicker576 Just reverse what Patrice says right before...

@@theoriginaltommysteward I tried man, the only thing I could come up with was "man milk", was that the joke?

@@snicker576 Haha that's not all he says...there's one more word after milkman.

Yep, played like a fiddle. I had no empathy. lol

Think of how annoying it would be to get career advice from Patrice when your career is 1000 times better. Leo was nice.

@@trple2 You're never too big to take advice, that's how you stop growing

@@trple2 1000 times better on the news with two nobodies talking about nothing, because nobody else cares to give him air time? Yes such a great long respected career...

@@skylardesmire9585 that's true. but it does help if the person is knowledgeable. there's a limit to the ratio of bullshit information vs valuable stuff anyone can take in. Just saying it would have been more compelling and a better use of everyone's time for Leo to be advising Patrice than vice versa.

Classic

Not only are you correct, but the MS-DOS architecture was pushed aside 3 editions earlier than XP. NT Architecture has been developed and favored for close to two decades now. Furthermore, Microsoft has an engineering base of over 40,000 individuals, they know what they are doing. On a relevant note, Gallagher is a fucking hack as I ever heard one.

But his "dam up the Colorado river to stop the Mexican drug trade" idea was 100% relevant and revolutionary.

Hey guys now come on... the idea of why the coach doesn’t dump the Gatorade cooler was pretty unthinkable. I mean Gallagher probably saved hundreds from heart attacks by presenting this brilliant idea

Andrew Dice Clay Because it’s tradition and deep down the coaches kind of enjoy it

indeed, in a strange way gallagher is a lot like patrice, and even more ironically, in this episode patrice was the one coaching gallgher to be LESS like himself, which is the very thing that patrice himself never properly compromised in.

Exactly. He called him “Carlinesque”, which is very true of Gallagher in his prime. Always appreciated the way Patrice tried to approach everyone as a person and not as “Gallagher” or whomever

Yeah, they were fucking with him pretty good but it wasn't malicious.

Gallagher wasn’t listening to Patrice at all.

telling him he has I-gave-up hair

Mark Airwind LOL it’s such a no brainer and none of them put 2 and 2 together. It would have sent Gallagher over the edge for sure

Glad im not the only one. Over the years ive heard this 30x minimum, sad but this shit is a classic

Same. About once or twice a year

Gotta give it to the Opester, he was really good on this one playing the good cop.

"He really wants to smash an eggplant right now" was a pretty underrated line too imo

so childish lol he had no reason to not like Patrice.

If I sounded like Richard Simmons, I’d be bitter too

I feel like his fame has grown in the years since he died. I honestly never heard of him until a couple years ago

He deserved it XD

You nailed it.

i was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed this. he sounds so much like late-career Fez, but with more delusions of his own talent.

😂😂

DOS hasn't been used for operating systems since '95 lol

Great Civil War/KKK reference

Patrick McGovern Patrice is eternal, Gallagher is merely the Manager of the Fluvial Irrigation of Greater LA lol

Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr.

Boy have I got some news for you...

Well, you can rest a little easier now

I don’t get it

@@maurohernandez1354 "king kong" as patrice was a big black fellow lmao

@@drewinsur7321 😂🤣 holy shit