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Opie & Anthony: Progeria Kids 

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Opie, Anthony, and Lil Jimmy talk about these freaks of nature.

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Комментарии : 128   
@cinemacynic980
@cinemacynic980 4 года назад
Progeria jokes get old fast.
@granpastreetz
@granpastreetz Год назад
This line should have five thousand likes.
@TheRealTurkFebruary
@TheRealTurkFebruary Год назад
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@F1REPROOFED
@F1REPROOFED 7 месяцев назад
Took me a minute lmao
@morganm4768
@morganm4768 3 месяца назад
You're gross.
@gastonhurtado6927
@gastonhurtado6927 28 дней назад
"Because two wrongs don't make right" - thats what they said about your DNA! 😂
@jeremypayne5078
@jeremypayne5078 6 лет назад
This kid IS lucky. He gets the early bird special and eats for free.
@HK-db4uv
@HK-db4uv 3 года назад
And most importantly, he never has responsibilities never has to work and gets to die at 13. what a lucky fuck
@ClibanariusJJ
@ClibanariusJJ 10 лет назад
"Why does he love the Xbox? Because it beats the next box." Boom.
@ShortFingeredShreder
@ShortFingeredShreder 9 лет назад
I think I felt Satan claiming my soul as I laughed at that...
@jimlaunder5061
@jimlaunder5061 7 лет назад
ClibanariusJJ Bjorne iiiii
@ispittruthchannel5317
@ispittruthchannel5317 4 года назад
That was a brilliant line by Ant
@newtoy7791
@newtoy7791 3 года назад
Has anyone already thought of this kid's fave video game being "Half Life"?
@brennanspice2737
@brennanspice2737 Год назад
Can someone explain
@Clembo
@Clembo 9 лет назад
"...and the coolest dog in the world-" "-that will outlive you..."
@clarabellen
@clarabellen 9 лет назад
"Progeria; Straight from Pampers to Depends." baahahwhahaa aha
@morganm4768
@morganm4768 3 месяца назад
You're a bigot.
@caesar349
@caesar349 6 лет назад
Uncle Paul would not know how to feel if he saw a progeria kid in person
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад
Suuuure
@mrdog4529
@mrdog4529 4 года назад
"How long have you been playing XBOX?" "Half a lifetime"
@cleverusername6233
@cleverusername6233 7 лет назад
"a wrong chromosome and a wrong chromosome, make a wrong child" lol
@MeenBean
@MeenBean 2 года назад
“Alright, who wants to guess what the progeria kid hates?” “Sunlight?” “God?” 😂😂😂😂😂
@ethankajfosz5912
@ethankajfosz5912 2 года назад
25:20: One of my favorite jokes as told by Ant. "Because it beats the next box." Too funny!
@ronalddonner3396
@ronalddonner3396 2 года назад
I see Joe Biden seems to be doing well.
@brandonobaza8610
@brandonobaza8610 3 года назад
🎵🤗 A non-stop joyride 🤗🎵 _(SILENCE)_ ...that could end at any time! Rob Schneider has... _Progeria!_
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад
Rated pg13
@brandonobaza8610
@brandonobaza8610 2 года назад
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc Rated "ProGeria13" or "Forever13"
@TristypoozOA
@TristypoozOA 9 лет назад
When I first learnt of Progeria I was disappointed it wasn't more like the movie Jack.
@nonofyabidnez5737
@nonofyabidnez5737 5 лет назад
Holy shit Anthony's Xbox line was fucking epic! xDD
@Anuskasv0
@Anuskasv0 6 лет назад
I'm on a helium diet.
@HaandBanana
@HaandBanana 7 лет назад
He likes the Xbox because it beats the next box. Fucking savage
@trevor_on_youtube2809
@trevor_on_youtube2809 3 года назад
God, forgive me for crying laughing at this horrific comedy.
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад
God doesn’t have a computer
@devadasn
@devadasn 3 года назад
Looks like joe biden
@grindsmore
@grindsmore Год назад
Jeff's picture joke was so savage.
@morganm4768
@morganm4768 3 месяца назад
These guys are creeps.
@pieceofcake125
@pieceofcake125 8 лет назад
They always reminded me of Marlon Brando's mini me in Island of Dr. Moreau
@randyd0514
@randyd0514 Год назад
Progeria kid looks like Joe Biden.
@seventysue8090
@seventysue8090 2 года назад
John in Arkansas is so fucking dark. I love him.
@seventysue8090
@seventysue8090 2 года назад
How did he fucking think of some existential shit like that?!
@jasoncullity1363
@jasoncullity1363 7 лет назад
"Reading the sign thru your transparent skull". Holy Shit
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 9 лет назад
God that Progeria voice
@ThomasKaczkowski
@ThomasKaczkowski 11 лет назад
25:20 audio/jokes like this is what made me start listening to this show in the first place.
@DeuCyJUIcY22
@DeuCyJUIcY22 2 месяца назад
I love how parents think the ideal way for a progeria child to spend their 9 years of life is learning about the Pythagorean Theorem. “Thanks mom I’ll be able to use this to count down how many days I have left”
@Doctorrayify
@Doctorrayify 11 лет назад
These guys are my new messiahs.
@eej9273
@eej9273 8 лет назад
Progeria? More like Naygeria! Fuckin Chip.
@Kouhiko9674
@Kouhiko9674 8 лет назад
Tss Homerun
@tejasnair3399
@tejasnair3399 Год назад
This aged like a progeria kid
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад
Gets social security and an allowance.
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 11 дней назад
There should be a video of these types of children singing the Alvin and the Chipmunks theme song.
@andrewarnold9818
@andrewarnold9818 9 лет назад
If I had progeria, I would do whatever I wanted. "What mom, you're gonna ground me for not going to school? Why should I? I just need to know how to read, I'm gonna be dead in like a year."
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 5 лет назад
I wouldn’t. Your mom would be able to charge you as an adult.
@HK-db4uv
@HK-db4uv 3 года назад
@@KC-bg1th charge you with what 😂😂
@Vaughnmateee
@Vaughnmateee 3 года назад
@@KC-bg1th Charge with what idiot? You never replied. Wow haha
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад
@@HK-db4uv Aids
@CEWIII9873
@CEWIII9873 6 месяцев назад
Those kids definitely did not live to see this posted on YT...
@sdry
@sdry 7 лет назад
5:40 xD
@georgedudleysashtray3860
@georgedudleysashtray3860 11 месяцев назад
"she was reading the sign through his transparent skull"
@clintcranford
@clintcranford 8 лет назад
"I'd be a grumpy ole' preschooler..." haha Opie was actually funny on this one
@geezusuck
@geezusuck 8 лет назад
He's funny every so often. Have you heard that clip where he spoils that santa claus doesn't exist? To a little kid, Opie's hillarious there.
@bobborlog1677
@bobborlog1677 Год назад
Can we point out something important here if genetics can make you rapidly age then they should be able to dabble with the genetics and make you age very slowly
@thetortoise4107
@thetortoise4107 6 лет назад
"Scott from Jersey" gets the car crash lol.....was this before or after the creationism call?
@hotbananapants
@hotbananapants 10 лет назад
What's the song at 13:08?
@grindsmore
@grindsmore 7 месяцев назад
Electric Head, Pt. 2 (Sexational After Dark Mix) by White Zombie
@manoneal1724
@manoneal1724 11 лет назад
So no interacting with other kids his age and developing social skills?
@JoeyBullet222
@JoeyBullet222 3 года назад
Thumbnail of Biden after the fake inauguration 😂😂😂
@Rob02150
@Rob02150 7 лет назад
Is that Stanley from The Office in the background?
@skinnyclemenza
@skinnyclemenza 8 лет назад
BOY EXPRESS!!!!
@manoneal1724
@manoneal1724 11 лет назад
I know that a lot of material in school is bland and unexciting, but maybe he really wants to go to school, see his friends, and learn some shit. I don't think you realize how much of a social impact school has on kids. Have you ever spoken to a home schooled, sheltered child?
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 6 лет назад
Man O'Neal He can socialize all he wants in his retirement home.
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад
Frankly he had a choice leave his parents house and he chose not to
@skinnymalinx6443
@skinnymalinx6443 7 лет назад
Hi
@UmbrellaCorpResEvil
@UmbrellaCorpResEvil 9 лет назад
omg these two are awful but so god damn funny
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 года назад
Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Morticai
@manoneal1724
@manoneal1724 11 лет назад
What would you have him do?
@HedslappinglyObvious
@HedslappinglyObvious 5 лет назад
Damn, I forgot how often my instant feedbacks got read. We had a great crew back then, didn't we, WB'ers.
@MeltingBuddhaCandle
@MeltingBuddhaCandle 6 месяцев назад
No, no you didn’t, “needy”.
@disasterpiece16
@disasterpiece16 Год назад
8:35
@Ringey247
@Ringey247 11 лет назад
He died in 2007
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 6 лет назад
Charles Ringey Thank god.
@grindsmore
@grindsmore 2 года назад
*Reading Rainbow guitar strum*
@chazikstan
@chazikstan Год назад
Wah wah
@molinodesign
@molinodesign 5 лет назад
when hes grounded its 30yrs to life.
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 6 лет назад
15:10 Yikes.
@watchALLthethings
@watchALLthethings 7 лет назад
12:25 Why don't you eat your words, you putz.
@manoneal1724
@manoneal1724 11 лет назад
Don't you think that going to school helps kids to learn how to play with others as well as meet those others that he/she would be playing with?
@chrisjames5254
@chrisjames5254 7 лет назад
The comment below is the best ever
@newtoy7791
@newtoy7791 3 года назад
Progeria's not a disease, it's a cure - for misogyny. Lucky li'l fella!
@cinemacynic980
@cinemacynic980 3 года назад
What if Jesus was actually a Terminally Ill Developmentally Disabled person, and the Bible was actually just a Make A Wish project? They got a bunch of people together to right a book that made him out to be a big hero, and the book was the sequel to his Favorite book growing up "The Old Testament".
@cinemacynic980
@cinemacynic980 3 года назад
write* Damn predict text.
@RyanC__
@RyanC__ 2 года назад
God this is brutal 😂😭
@jk1271
@jk1271 11 месяцев назад
I remember how funny this was. At almost 50 now it’s just mean.
@TwoPyramid
@TwoPyramid 11 месяцев назад
Making fun of this topic reveals a lot about their character and it's pretty disappointing.
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 11 дней назад
You two should get a room.
@VanguardSolarEnergy
@VanguardSolarEnergy 7 лет назад
This is despicable
@NicholasElodeon
@NicholasElodeon 7 лет назад
Laurence Lanigan u mad?
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 6 лет назад
Sorry, sailor-name.
@TheScrubtech07
@TheScrubtech07 5 лет назад
Just go watch something else...you OBVIOUSLY cannot handle this and trying to fight it is FUTILE
@morganm4768
@morganm4768 3 месяца назад
@@TheScrubtech07 Calling them assholes is just stating a fact.
@kdot8340
@kdot8340 2 месяца назад
"She was reading the sign through your transparent skull" Hahahaha
@crisponzinicallahan1138
@crisponzinicallahan1138 3 года назад
Its really disappointing that this video exists, GOD forbid this should ever befall your children, that would be terrible but it would be justice. Shame on you people.
@trevor_on_youtube2809
@trevor_on_youtube2809 3 года назад
Wow, wishing such a terrible disease onto a child who had no choice in who is parents were. How very big and kind of you to hope a kid suffers for things he never did. Stfu.
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад
Hunny bunny it’s your fault you didn’t wear a tampon, stop pushing the mistake you made onto other people
@Jumbopoptv
@Jumbopoptv Год назад
Shut up buzzkill
@ChiTownOriginator
@ChiTownOriginator 11 месяцев назад
How did you even get here?
@morganm4768
@morganm4768 3 месяца назад
@@ChiTownOriginator Besides the point.
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