Opie & Jim Norton - Sam Morril, Darryl Strawberry, Theo Von (07-14-2016) 

What a hardworking man Theo is, he was working all night driving a taxi.

Theo's hand placement just screams all nighter doing cocaine in the back of a taxi

Theo has the eyes and posture of a man who’s been a witness to a toot performing acts at a waterpark.

Neck thoughts

The classic two fingers in front pocket and two in back pocket posture

One of these 5 men is hiding a pair of sweatpants

You can HEAR Theo coke grinding his teeth in this photo.

Theo Von walked into an intervention, but no one in the room knew it.

This Is Not Happening brought me here... and even the thumbnail isn't disappointing 😂🤣😂🤣😂

When it gets real quiet, you can hear Theo's heartbeat.

That thousand yard cocaine stare from Theo

Theo using his two fingers to feel for the baggie in his pocket

Theo grinding that jaw in the thumbnail picture 😂

As dumb as what Theo did was, it is insanely impressive he stuck out doing the show and still managed to pitch in and keep it together

Theo Von starts at 8:38

I have anxiety just listening to Theo while hes been up all night on blow and having to come in on live radio and act normal.

Once I listened to Theo on Joey Diaz talking about how coked up he was on this show and was running on "neck thoughts" had to give it a listen.

This is the height of Theo's dark arts

This pic of Von tweaking is glorious. #Diaz

Wish I could hear Theo’s thoughts during this show. On the outside he pulled it off

Just knowing that Theo is wearing sweat pants under those jeans and is high as a kite in this picture is hilarious 🤣🤣

Theo looks like he's been pounding cocaine lines for 6 hours in a taxi

Theo’s neck thoughts are superior to most people’s brain thoughts

Theo’s exhales tell you more than everything he’s just said

This was just a random episode of a radio show that didn’t last, but now lives in infamy because of Theo Von and the backstory of his visit

You can hear the cocaine come down in Theo's voice. Lol! Jeez. He wasn't lying. Poor guy. Glad he is good now!

Daryl Strawberry changed Theo Von's life.

I can feel theos leg shaking through the video

@ 1:20:00 Theo's listening to Darryl and sweating bricks!🤣

Theo took 3 showers in 10 minutes. And He dried off every time.

You can tell Theo is sad he lost his friend Luigi 😔

19:29 🤣 Theo is like let’s skirt away from thiiiis topic...don’t ask me about my niiiiiight. 😳😬 it’s like he’s answering to his parents. 😑🤷🏻‍♂️(😰) so funny. This photo is glorious.

8:20 is Theo’s introduction

Taxi driver, cocaine, and umm...3 showers in 10 mins. 🤣🤣🤣

Bro I can just imagine how he was feeling. I've gone to work after all night of doing white and when you finally get there, the come down and lack of sleep is the worst feeling in the world

This is hilarious because all the “sniffs” and “snorts” are all theo😂😂😂😂 love you T Dawg

No wonder Theo got sober after this.. Perfect timing with his shenanigans the night before then to hear Darryl's amazing interview straight off the bat (no pun intended).. Incredible. really inspirational.. And Them Neck Thoughts too.

Came here after seeing von with joey diaz !!! Hahaha

lmao, yeah, look at Theo's jaw goin' in the pic

Theo's facial expression summarises his night out

Makes me so happy to see what Theo have done with himself after this.. I used to be a fucking cokehead myself and i know how hard that ride out of it is.. If you didnt live it dont talk down or clown this man. Im proud of you Theo!

The pic is priceless

Here from this is not happening

Funniest part about this is that all the comments are about theo and what he did the night before. Nothing about the actual show 😂

Them dark arts boi.

Props to Theo keeping his shit together for 3hrs after his night. Coming down is the fucking WORSTTTTTT. If you know you know..

“What’s your drink of choice?” Cocaine

I’m here from Comedy Central “This Is Not Happening” cocaine Theo Von😂😂

After listening to Theo first on the Church and then subsequent podcasts, I find a lot of the older comics bust his balls in a jealous malicious way because they don't have his talent and it's a clicky comedic environment. Bruh was hungover to the gills in this appearance. The one thing I respect about Uncle Joey in this regard is that he humbly embraces and promotes the younger comics trying to make a move in this business.

Theo Von was high as a kite on cocaine during this broadcast but it convinced him to get sober...so it all worked out.

Rumor has it Luigi is still at the water park 😂

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sought this out, after hearing Theo Von's story. The comments did not disappoint!

I can tell you for a fact that man does not look like he took 3 showers in 10 mins 😂

$100 *ADIOS!*

"you had a bad night last night? you dont look like it" If only you knew man

Running on Neck Thoughts and wearing sweatpants under jeans.

Man, listening to Darryl speak from 1:19:30 sounds deep. I can see why Theo all of the sudden decided to quit.

He was in a taxi doing coke at 430 😂😂

Theo "couldnt feel my face". His moment of clarity with darryl strawberry

I came here to hear Theo "not talk", I see I'm not the first.

Look at theo in the pic lol " daryl strawberry had the biggest nostrils; im not saying that as an ethnic thing or anything im just saying he couldnt stand a chance against the fine powder" lol

Came back to see how badly the taxi night took a toll on Theo. Lmaoo

Theo Von told a hilarious story about his night leading up to this interview on Joey Diaz's podcast. Shit was HILARIOUS! Check it out!! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-V-QgeTdF5UQ.html

I love that every comment is about Theo hahahaha

"Yesterday was a crazy show... and then she just started puking off and on thought the morning" Theo: "wow..." Little did they know...

POV: you just got done watching Joey diaz episode with Theo about coke and the taxi

It almost looks as if Theo has sweatpants in those jeans.

Theo never speaks hahahahhhahaha I love him so much

I was losing handshakes 🤣

Is this the episode where he was partying an hour before this and went to this coked out of his mind?

Theo thinking like a student in a classroom - "please, please don't call on me, please, man. please."

Theo chewing some of the cocaniest gum ever.

You can hear the cocaine exhaustion in theos voice. Been there a few times too many. It's a horrible existing moment, all the stuff that makes you feel good in your own skin is voided for days

In all seriousness, good for Theo for getting sober. This shit still funny though lmao

I love Theo Von. Just straight up love the man. You’re a legend dude, keep that mind limber

You can tell in that picture Theo was fr high 😂😂💀

It’s crazy to think Theo was out till 5 AM blown out with a taxi driver the night before this.

Christ he comes across fairly collected and still funny when I’d be so numb not concentrating and just wanting to go to bed

Just watched "this is not happening" and holy shit he wasn't joking you can tell he's pulled an all nighter in this pic hahahaha *neck thoughts*

Now he's that sober hitter. Gang gang

The moment Theo realizes he’s wearing sweats under his jeans 😂

Theo's hand pose

Why does Theo sound so tired? I’m assuming he got a full nights sleep before this morning show.

Ooh, this is the video where Theo Von got high af the night right before this and stayed up all night with no sleep and went on this podcast. lol

I can't believe Theo made it through 3 hours of this...that's real toughness

Theo Von looks squeaky clean like he just got out the shower, and very happy to be there... I wonder why. Hahahahaha

Its soo crazy that they have no clue what theo went through just a few hours ago lol

Who else is here after hearing about Theos night leading up to this appearance? Lol 😂😂

Yeah Theo. "Magic 8-Ball". Wink wink

1:13:20

Who came here after listen to his taxi story😂

"A haircut by a Columbian". Well placed innuedo.

Theo’s jaw in this pic says it all ⛷️❄️🚕🤣

Driving the taxi all night 😂 😂

That picture of Theo is fucking hilarious #NeckThoughts

14:06 Theo like “damn that’s crazy bro…..”

oh fuck, so hilarious. the thumbnail alone after listening to This Is Not Happening.

Is there video of this anywhere? I wanna see Theo's neck thinking

Theo’s weird posture and backstory is great at distracting how Morril on the far left is stanced up like Earthworm Jim

First heard about this on the church finally decided to give it a listen (after hearing theo talk about it again on his podcast .haha too bad it's just the audio