Ork's Top 5 Practical Squigs YOUS NEVA HEARD OF! 

See, according to the incredibly accurate historical documentary known as 'The Flintstones', humans used to have something kinda like squigs to help them do all the stuff that needs doing to have a civilized lifestyle. Unfortunately, they turned to barbarism when a big space rokk killed all their squigs and they had to figure out how to do things in their new, weird, backwards ways.

Damn orks have got it good, everything you’d ever need is just running around somewhere waiting to get picked up.

I never even thought about where Orks got their paint from, I just always imagined their buckets just, There

Okay, I need to see what a marching regiment of Orks with pipe-squigs looks like. Sounds like? ...maybe from a distance.

Kuriboh's cousin that got really obsessed with dental care.

My game night group played a Warhammer wrath and glory campaign where Wes was all ork boys, I was a painboy, and we had a camp squig named dud because he ate a grenade and gun powder but didn't blow up, so we'd give hime hummies we caught to chew on

I'm glad he finally revealed that his eyebrows and soul patch are hair squigs. Squigs truly are magnificent creatures.

NEVA ENUGH SQUIGS IF YEH AZKZ ME!

What ‘bout ya lucky Grot, D’akki? What she have ta say ‘bout squigs?

Here’s some advice when dealing with orks… if you are confused, walk into your bathroom, look into your mirror, and say “orks” until you get it.

I’m glad you taught me about Chewin’ Squigs- I’ve got a character I’m making for Wrath and Glory named Squeeka Dokmek. He decided one day that if he can build metal bits for stompas and such, he can build metal bits for fixing up the other boys. He’s the first Pain-Mek-Boy, and if there’s one thing that boy needs, it’s something to help him think.

Fun fact: In some parts of the world the indeginous peoples would use ants to suture wounds. they wwould do it exactly like you said by ponching the wound closed then letting the ants bite down to keep the two sides closed then pinching the ants bodies off.

There is something immensely satisfying about ending the video with a good blast of dakka.

so chewing squigs are basically that whole thing with chewing gum helping folks concentrate. huh. neat. ovo

Im happy the bagpipe squig and the breath mint squig are still remembered

I don't know why, but showing the Emperor with the tagline "A ZOGGIN NUTTA'!" just got me laughing for some reason

I'm glad you're embracing the squigma male grindset

I'm rather new to the Warhammer 40K scene, and I'll admit: Orks is best. It does make me wonder though; does each clan have certain Squigs they prefer or utilize. Like I notice the Snake Bite clan loves to use Squigs as mounts (and they seem to be the only ones who do). I guess the better way of asking this is, do the Ork clans have a breed of Squig that is unique to them? Clearly there are Squigs that every clan uses but what about the more specific kinds?

But boss, yaz forget bout the oil squig!! Meks and buggyz needs dem!

Awh, ya didn't talk about about the messenger squigeon, my favorite kind o' squig.

I already loved the Squigpipes before, and I still love 'em now!

Personally I would love to learn about more kinds of squigs! There’s so much about superior orkish logic and practicality that can be learned from studying squigs alone, and we humies could always stand to learn from that! Especially when all our big bosses ever talk about is heresy! Your teaching is greatly appreciated Sir Glitzdakka! I pray you don’t get bored of doing it too soon!

Squigy Gas been detrimental to these new yoofs💀🙏

Video idea: Which Digimon has the most daka?

I now desperatly want to see a music battle between some orks with squigpipes and some humans with bagpipes.

So. the chewing squig is just the ork equivalent of chewing on gum.

Nothing more useful than a few different Squigs at hand.

I love how basically anything that's not a weapon or a vehicle in an Ork's day to day life is a squig of some sort. They really are an adaptive and varied bunch of gits. That chair? If it's not stolen from a humie, it's probably a squig. The blanket you have? If it's not something you killed for a laugh, it's a squig. The lamp you carry around for patrols? If it's not stolen, it's a lamp squig. Very helpful little fellas.

Mmm Squig Friez

The blood axes must've had alot 'o chewin' squigs for all that pretty cunning thinking pardner.

YOUZ GOT A PROBLEM? DERS A SQUIG FER DAT!

Glitzdakka, you got to Zoggin do more of dis Squigs! Please!!!

"Hair Squig" Da mostz importants squid fo ya dappah Orks!

Such an educational experience. I knew a number of these squigs, mainly the Hair Squig, but also learning that Pain Boyz use Hair Squigs for stitching up fellow boyz? Yeah, that's some might fine work right there.

Zog, you forgot me FAVORITE Squig. The UnSeeable Squig. Dis squg skin changes all sorts of color so it looks like it ain't even der. Perfect for keeping from getting eaten, or for surprising and eating some git dat can't see it. Da Boys uses it because itz blood is purple 💜 and datz wer we get dat purple 🟣 paint dem Blood Axes like to use for dem Sniper Boyz. You see when you put dis purple 🟪 paint on, it starts to change color, so you don't look like you der, and den you can be all sneaky like a cunning plan from brutal Mork, and Dats why you will never see a Purple Ork!

Believe me when I say that all human painters wish they has painting squigs.

Shark-Squigs and pigeon-squigs are underrated tbh

My curiosity is PEAKED by your shenanigans XD

Squig chewing gum, squig sutures, squig bagpipes?!

the Ork Stonks meme is one of my favorites

I really like the theory/cannon fact that sqigs are tyranid life forms created with ork DNA but we're too ork like to be controlled by the hivemind

hey the bag squig is still a rock squig take a listen ta Or-C D-C it a long way to da top is ya want to rock n roll for proof of dat.

Absolutely I want more squig content! pretty please!

A squig for every occasion or need! I knew about hair squigs didn't know they could double as sutures. And I know the importance of food squigs. Lovely to be learning about some new types of squigs though.

"There's a squig for that."

i need more Squig geographic

Facsimile. Not a word I expected from an ork

13:27 suddenly a impreal gaurds man says you think that green skin but well i got some old terra bagpipes! plays the same tunes right back. we had thsoe too by the way.

Glitzdakka's art style is legendary! & only orks are smart enough to use squigs as chewing gum!

I gotta thank youz, now I can make ma own Squig Farm.

12:42 Oi you Git! You must have got krumped in the noggin' when Uz saying dis. Every Ork knows Dakka should always be bigga. No dakka is "ovurzeyesed"

i had no clue how useful hair Squigs could be

youz got i roight, mate. wheneva i get stumped on what kinda bits and dakka i put on my projects, i pull out a handy chewin squig and i get lotsa ideas.

Pipe squig makes me love orks even more

Never took Glitzdakka for a lover of classical music.

@GimGam_Glitzdakka You really got me interested into the Squigs, so please, Warboss, tell us more!

5:55 I want a novel where an ork oddboy is chewing on something like gum but it's just their chewing squig

Squigs really can be used for any purposes you need them to do.😺

Love that you talked about the squig pipe. Frankly though I think that newer rok music could use them.

a head with legs is actually a valid way to describe a sea star: echinoderms are practicaly only heads.

I kinda wanna see Glitzdakka react to The Doom Turtle Tank

i just imagine a badmoon paint squig shop is mostly various shades of yellow, gold, and black

my personal favorite squigg is the buzzer squig as the idea of using those in battle agenst my foes is hilarious to me.

Playtesters for my GorkaMorka RPG have been exploring the wealth of squigs Orks use. I've made a few new ones from questions like "What do Flashy Bosses put in their Fungus Brew to make them taste better?" So I made the Juice Squig. Think of it as like a Paint Squig, that you squeeze into a Drink to make it taste better. Another that came up was "How do Orks make clothes?" To which I created the Sewin' Squig. Similar to a Hair Squig, with a single thick hair growth. Just hold two pieces of hide or cloth next to each other and poke the Squigs pointy bit through. The Squig will immediatly wrigle back around and come through, hopefully on the other section. Its a pretty mean, but not very dangerous squig. So when it comes back through towards you, trying to jab you with its pointy bit, you grab it and repeat. Once youve come to the end of the squig's length, you cut the hair, and toss the squig back in its bin/bucket/box so it can regrow another hair.

There is a practice in south america, which is basicly what you use hairsquigs for. You have a wound, you let the ant bite the wound shut, and pop the body off. Im assuming the warhammer writers knew that, but still. Its very neat that they include small buts of lore like that.

I have never heard of chewing squigs!

2:50 WARBOSS Ufthak Blackhawk.

Not a bad way to start ORKtober.

Even as a humie myself, those Gob Squigs could save millions when it comes to keeping teeth clean 'n health if we had access to them. Cause let's face it, no one want's to visit a humie dentist.

I would love to see more! I’m also curious about any squig recipes for cooking!

Nothing compares to the pipe squig!

You really released this the day I buy bubblegum for the first time in months. Life does seem good with these squigs :3

we need a video on all the musical squigs that are out there!

Now go over all the really fun orky weapons that are just crazy. Like the one weird boy one that shoots a snotling inside something.

Happy Orctober!

OI! YA GIT! TRU GOFF ROCKAS KNOW THAT ROCKA MUSIC AND SQUIGPIPES CAN GO HAND IN HAND! AND YA NEED TA INFORM DA 'UMIES ABOUT DA REST OF DA SQUIG TYPES SO THEYS DON'T THINK DEY CAN JUST SLAP TWO EYES ON A TING AND CALL IT A SQUIG! AGREED ON THOSE SQUIGS BEING DAMN USEFUL THO! KEEP UP DA GREAT WORK ON EDUMACATING DESE 'UMIES ABOUT HOW ORKS IS BEST!

10:29 I knew the orks used them medically but didn't know they used them for stitches

Personal favorite is the Face Eater Squigs; Simple, and fun all around x)

9:27 Reminds me of what do'z humies somedimes do to close der wounds, wut wer dey called? Army ants? Ye dose.

Ah, warhammer fantasy online, or an mmo of warhammer fantasy, there was a squig herder class where you got like 3 variation of squigs from one that is spiked, a horn and even a gas squig.

More squig episodes would be great

It's perfectly logical to make our planets shiny, it attracts the Xenos to crump (by the Throne, I'm talking like them now) without risking the warp.

I always sort of understand what you say, but i always have fun

Ok but genuinely “teef” are genuinely a pretty good currency if you don’t hold any innate value to things like precious metals. They’re fairly hard to get, the previous owner won’t just give them to you. Ya can’t exactly counterfeit them or shave them down to make them less valuable. And because of how many Greenskins there are, there’s basically always a steady supply of teef entering the economy and being removed at the same rate.

Wonderful. I would like more!

just in case we forget GW/Orks were British: DAZ GOT BAGPIPE SQUIGS??! DAT ZOGIN FUNNIE!😂

I find it funny ta send a pot o buzz squigs at humies XD

Now dis was a roight propah bit o' lojik.

Love squigs, theys cute little zoggers

Oi! Ya'z Yeller Bad Moon Git! We'z need annuva Squig vid!

Dis da best brain boy WAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

More Squigs

Thank you for the video.

PLEASE do the rest of the squids!

Praise Boingob!

EATING SQUIGS

Yes! I wanna learn more about how practical the squigs are! God, we stupid humans waste so much time with junk we gotta manufacture in our stupid human factories. But the orks get to just grow such useful things!

So the orks use bio tools like the yuuzang vong in the different squigs... Cool

I find it interesting that Orks treat teef (teeth) as a currency. My guess is that maybe, and that's a big maybe, teef from other races have more value than Ork and other Ork type teef, even if their teef are smaller. But if the value of teef is based on the size of the teef then you want Tyranid teef. They're plentiful that you can get a lot of teef after a good krumping. Ya just gotta use a lot of dakka because they are a swarm.

I just fink dey’z neat