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@luckyystrikerr
@luckyystrikerr Год назад
The more I learn about Red Green, the more it feels like he was a lawless renegade in the wild west
@MrH.09
@MrH.09 Год назад
👍
@ChiefSmokinWater
@ChiefSmokinWater Год назад
Red Dead Green?
@snowgirl3522
@snowgirl3522 Год назад
texas red green
@bestbi3587
@bestbi3587 Год назад
what is his deal? I've never heard of him before
@debrachambers1304
@debrachambers1304 Год назад
Even the name is right.
@erinw1566
@erinw1566 Год назад
i once saw a tumblr post that said "when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war" and it just gets proven time and time again
@petridishproductions
@petridishproductions Год назад
I absolutely love that they never refer to him as red, always red green. I mean, it is a great name
@lilian-c7v
@lilian-c7v Год назад
it’s also classic Canadian comedy ❤😂🇨🇦
@danielbickford3458
@danielbickford3458 Год назад
​@@lilian-c7vI'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.
@Wanooknox
@Wanooknox Год назад
​@@danielbickford3458If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy 😁
@MaximusChivus
@MaximusChivus Год назад
​@@lilian-c7v The US states of Iowa and Utah would foam at the mouth and beat their chest like a gorilla if they heard you say canadian
@digitalharmony26
@digitalharmony26 Год назад
I didn’t click Green was the dogs last name until I read this comment 😅😂😂 I’m so tired but I thought Red-Green was his first name lmao
@Spencer-fu3wp
@Spencer-fu3wp Год назад
glad the Red Green/Willie the Hamster scandal is finally getting attention. we’ve been letting this injustice slide for far too long
@jgrace5274
@jgrace5274 Год назад
Cancel red green
@sebastienvondoom8615
@sebastienvondoom8615 Год назад
Wait till you find out what Red Green did with the nintendo
@throwinshayde
@throwinshayde Год назад
And I’m out here thinkin this man was about to tell us the hamster died of tuberculosis
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 Год назад
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 Год назад
Well if his tuberculosis arc was because of a tragic backstory, that would be it.
@jadedalton2662
@jadedalton2662 Год назад
+
@raejiisa4948
@raejiisa4948 Год назад
He'll find a way to connect the hamster incident and tuberculosis. It's all connected.
@zodfanza
@zodfanza Год назад
​@@raejiisa4948now I really want him to make a video connecting the two
@Mattal
@Mattal Год назад
The duality of the Green brothers cracks me up, in which Hank will write you a birthday card and John will write your eulogy.
@MaximusChivus
@MaximusChivus Год назад
And will somehow manage to tie it back to TB
@Mattal
@Mattal Год назад
@@MaximusChivus To be fair, everything comes back to TB
@munkeylove18
@munkeylove18 Год назад
But, and I think this is important, the eulogy will be fantastic!
@lijohnyoutube101
@lijohnyoutube101 Год назад
You should write a book, WHAT a way with words.
@Mattal
@Mattal Год назад
@@lijohnyoutube101 Honestly, I can't describe how big of a compliment that is to me. I've always enjoyed writing either for assignments in class or my own RU-vid videos but it hasn't been until the last year that I've really considered the idea. Largely in part the revelations came with the effort I put forth into personal letters to friends & family alongside compliments of being eloquent. I enjoy being goofy most of the time and playing dumb so having personal friends tell me about their surprised to find me well-spoken is a feeling I wouldn't trade for every ounce of gold. I'll weight the idea even more now. Your comment has meant a lot to me, and I appreciate you immensely 💚
@jojojo5872
@jojojo5872 Год назад
Never have I heard a story of a hamster dying in a normal way
@bestbi3587
@bestbi3587 Год назад
wouldn't be much of a story then, would it?
@fakjbf3129
@fakjbf3129 Год назад
My wife’s hamster knocked over its wheel during the night and was crushed to death.
@ObsidianGloria
@ObsidianGloria Год назад
All of my hamsters throughout the years have died normal deaths. Wtf are y'all doing to your little buddies
@mysoulcalledlife
@mysoulcalledlife Год назад
My hamster died because his wife bit his nose off after she ate all their babies.😞💔 I threw her out the front door to the sidewalk in a rage and screamed for her to never come back as she ran off into the grass. I was 7. ❤️RIP Iolaus.. my handsome albino boy, you are missed.
@Dajopa-is-here
@Dajopa-is-here Год назад
​@@mysoulcalledlifewhat the fuck
@samanthaw.861
@samanthaw.861 Год назад
I can’t get over the fact that your dog was named RED GREEN.
@heidim7732
@heidim7732 Год назад
I know right? Maybe they had a Canadian relative who was a fan of the show.
@LadyJuse
@LadyJuse Год назад
Iirc, they got him on Christmas
@zachhodgson4113
@zachhodgson4113 Год назад
​@@heidim7732 Oh no... My family loved that show. And we are in Kansas...lol
@AnesidoraAston
@AnesidoraAston Год назад
Its even funnier since he looked yellow and blue.
@AathielVaDaath
@AathielVaDaath Год назад
​@@zachhodgson4113I love it too and I'm a goth guy living in Colorado 🤣
@innovativeatavist159
@innovativeatavist159 Год назад
Hank- "Here's a happy ending." John- "There are no happy endings."
@jenn-k-h
@jenn-k-h Год назад
As a Canadian, I'm dying at the fact your dog was named Red Green 😂 "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. Keep your stick on the ice!"
@ThatLaurenThing
@ThatLaurenThing Год назад
I’ll never forget about how red green (ALLEGEDLY) pooped in the Nintendo
@kirby7294
@kirby7294 Год назад
"Don't you have a person in your life who you love very much but they're y'know?" Of course I know him, he's me.
@khdur
@khdur Год назад
AND We Love Him. We Do. We just dont invite him to Thanksgiving dinner anymore...
@totalweirdo8538
@totalweirdo8538 Год назад
The record has been amended. RIP Willie
@Tegutastic
@Tegutastic Год назад
You saw the opportunity for a fantastic legendary name and you took it. Red Green. Didn't think I could love John more until today 😂😂😂
@monicapenner4600
@monicapenner4600 Год назад
And this is why I tell my daughter no rodents. We already have a 🐈
@wasbear
@wasbear Год назад
That's a weird looking dog
@alexreid1173
@alexreid1173 Год назад
My cats only recognize small rodents as potential food. The bigger ones like guinea pigs and chinchillas are not treated like food.
@leahcarson1822
@leahcarson1822 Год назад
@@alexreid1173I feel like it depends on the cat lol some cats treat anything that moves like prey
@leahcarson1822
@leahcarson1822 Год назад
I have the opposite issue, I want a cat but I already have rats
@chaislaw5014
@chaislaw5014 Год назад
My dogs were great with the rats, treated them like their baby puppies. But you have to watch cos rats are fragile and dogs are not. I have had dogs that are trained to kill, and I wld never allow them near the rodents god no my cat is afraid of the rats, she runs from them every time.
@wjpperry1
@wjpperry1 Год назад
I love Red Green! Watched it all the time when I was young. Tried to get others to watch it, but I was the only one laughing. Guess it depends where and when you grew up
@jenn-k-h
@jenn-k-h Год назад
Keep your stick on the ice! Such an iconic show 😄
@DevonBlack
@DevonBlack Год назад
As a Canadian I can't hear Red Green without thinking of an grizzled comedian on public tv
@junoantaresofficial
@junoantaresofficial Год назад
I cannot even possibly begin to describe how much I love that the dogs name was Red Green, a reference and a dad pun all in one! 😂😂
@TecMatt
@TecMatt Год назад
I would expect nothing less than for you two to name your dog Red Green 😂
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 Год назад
The joke writes itself.
@andrewdavis8251
@andrewdavis8251 Год назад
Willie is a champ, it took an animal many times his size to finally defeat him.
@giraffles
@giraffles Год назад
YOU NAMED HIM RED GREEN IM SOBBING I grew up on that weird Canadian comedy show 😂
@markstubeworld
@markstubeworld Год назад
Red Green was just the asshole everyone lives with because he's related.
@klaindunn
@klaindunn Год назад
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." -Red Green
@FlushDesert22
@FlushDesert22 Год назад
"Don't you have a person in your life, who you love very much, but like pffffft, you know, they're... they're... you know?" Yeah, I can think of a few.
@PhantomSavage
@PhantomSavage Год назад
Be easy on ol' Red Green, he thought he was just eliminating a pest. He knew that if you didn't think he was handsome, he needed to be handy.
@dannypestolesi712
@dannypestolesi712 Год назад
That is some valuable information and I am glad to know it. But like... did he eat Willie?
@logan_beats
@logan_beats Год назад
I imagine their relationship was similar to Tom & Jerry's. Red Green likely fired a missile, and poor Willy didn't stand a chance!
@drakep271
@drakep271 Год назад
​@@logan_beatssame way he shot missiles into the Nintendo
@susanegley4149
@susanegley4149 Год назад
Lived with courage and tenacity. 😂 I can't. Red Green was a rebel, a misfit, played by his own rules, and couldn't be stopped. 😂❤❤❤
@LegateShepard
@LegateShepard Год назад
I love that y'all had a dog named Red Green. I used to love that show in the 90's.
@mailill
@mailill Год назад
Thank you John! Our terrible dog - who just had a fit of separation anxiety and doggy restlessness and very vocal whining that never seemed to stop - all because my mother went to drive her sister home, finally calmed down when she heard your voice. So you saved my sanity!
@ionvancleave9116
@ionvancleave9116 Год назад
Blue would definitely tell you he's a bad dog, but he'd wait til you couldn't do anything about - flames dancing in his eyes.
@theoriginalNoOne.
@theoriginalNoOne. Год назад
I love Red Green, too! Can never have enough duct tape!! RIP Willie. Lol
@lisaspencer1057
@lisaspencer1057 Год назад
You just taught me to how to explain my dogs to people. It’s perfect. They’re the worst but I love them so much. Thank you.
@Katiethewizard
@Katiethewizard Год назад
The way that vinny lulled meat into a false sense of security talking about pregnant elsa spiderman at 27:18 ... only to brutally kill her in front of everyone so boldly was sociopathic at best
@kleokriesel
@kleokriesel Год назад
Hank shouting "I did not put poop in the Nintendo" has been running non-stop in the back of my mind for years 😂
@pustulioyo
@pustulioyo Год назад
I absolutely LOVE that your dog was named Red Green. The Red Green Show is one of my favorite things to watch, good old classic Canadian comedy! My whole family, including my siblings and cousins, had an entire phase where we tried to make everything out of duct tape due to that show, I only successfully made a wallet. Lol
@mckennahovland4668
@mckennahovland4668 Год назад
Your dog's name has so many layers. I love it. if you watched the Red Green show, that would be... *chef's kiss* perfect.
@DoctorMoo
@DoctorMoo Год назад
I love that your dog was named Red Green 🇨🇦 Keep your stick on the ice .
@Foxobot
@Foxobot Год назад
So much fun to see siblings on RU-vid sharing stories of their childhoods. I love a good story, one that doesn't have to be over the top or incredible, just the stories of mundane daily life that are slightly interesting and really grounding on what's the real human experience.
@zodfanza
@zodfanza Год назад
I love how you say he was terrible but you loved him. John Green can make anything wonderful.
@tonyrae86
@tonyrae86 Год назад
RED GREEN... Oh how much I hope this was an intentional choice of colours to reflect the CLASSIC CANADIAN TELEVISION SHOW... because if it was... That's the most Red Green story I've ever heard. Perfection.
@LauraDan777
@LauraDan777 Год назад
Now the theme song from The Red Green Show is playing in my mind. "Keep yer stick on the ice."
@phoenixliv
@phoenixliv Год назад
This is why Willie had a Wonder dog named for him. Red, notsomuch. Gah Willie was such a good boi. Those head tilts!
@carlabamford9154
@carlabamford9154 Год назад
I was just thinking about the Red Green show today. Best PBS comedy EVER
@Dermatillomaniac
@Dermatillomaniac Год назад
I can only imagine the shenanigans these two got up to growing up!!
@yaniquebisson7152
@yaniquebisson7152 Год назад
You brothers are to wholesome ❤ I watch both of you and I get chuckle every time even right now. Hank wanted to leave things peaceful and happy but you're like no life doesn't work that way this is THE TRUTH💣 😂
@Pindolene
@Pindolene Год назад
It's so funny hearing about your childhood pets from both perspectives!
@Artifying
@Artifying Год назад
I feel the same way about my first dog, Fred. He was a grumpy old man from the day he was born to the day he died but damn I loved that little dude. Very happy to have cats now though. RIP Fred
@Forceprincess
@Forceprincess Год назад
Red green is my favorite fact about you guys...out of a lot of random facts. That name works on multiple levels...like...chefs kiss 💋
@cappycook
@cappycook Год назад
Red Green is a great throwback reference to my time watching local television. The red green show duct taped my childhood together
@yoyovish
@yoyovish Год назад
Hamster willie shall be remembered
@sierra_2016
@sierra_2016 Год назад
Lol Red Green of the Green family
@Jame5man
@Jame5man Год назад
The name Red Green makes me think of The Red Green Show. Which, if you don’t know what that is, it’s a Canadian television comedy that aired from 1991 until 2006 If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy - Red Green
@starkitty14
@starkitty14 Год назад
Such a great show!!
@Sarahew85
@Sarahew85 Год назад
‘Remember I’m pulling for ya, we’re all in this together.’ That’s always been my favorite ❤
@AathielVaDaath
@AathielVaDaath Год назад
The handy man's secret weapon brings us all together and holds us there... Mostly.
@jenn-k-h
@jenn-k-h Год назад
Lol! I just commented the same quote 😂
@melanie1982ful
@melanie1982ful Год назад
I watched this show when I was growing up in Tennessee, lol. PBS was full of Canadian and British program reruns. Good times.
@BestBetterBestest
@BestBetterBestest Год назад
I love that this video is directed exclusively at hank.
@iwontliveinfear
@iwontliveinfear Год назад
Your terrible dog Red Green had a great name. One of my favorite comedians.
@anniioakley9765
@anniioakley9765 Год назад
Is this real life? Or is John running lines on us from his latest literary delight? Passion and poise to perfection. I love these boys 😄
@chunkycheesemonkey99
@chunkycheesemonkey99 Год назад
Red green show is criminally underrated
@Grumplefut
@Grumplefut Год назад
Well if the woman don't find ya handsome, they better find ya handy! Loved the red green show.
@jbkkkkk
@jbkkkkk Год назад
Time to write a book about Red Green
@perriwinkleiii5361
@perriwinkleiii5361 Год назад
Oh my god this is the greatest DLC drop of all time
@bethperforms6191
@bethperforms6191 Год назад
And here I always thought Hank was a reliable narrator 😭
@Tores444
@Tores444 Год назад
"Yeah I'm a piece of shit...but you still feed me"
@khdur
@khdur Год назад
A slow pick opening and we launch into The Fated Lives of Willie and Ol' Red Green. A song of hope and despair, choices and expectations, triumph and tragedy. An extraordinary ode to boyhood, to doghood...to hamsterhood.
@Ikantspell4
@Ikantspell4 Год назад
Yall had the best pet name ever, Red Green! Makes me wanna go duct tape something now just to remind the Mrs I'm handy.
@acorn_woman
@acorn_woman Год назад
Maybe Red Green just needed the middle name Yellow, so he could learn how to find patience
@unholysporkable
@unholysporkable Год назад
Red Green. Makes me feel like "Maxx the wonder Mutt" and "AdoraBubba" are kind of pedestrian names for pooches.
@BliffleSplick
@BliffleSplick Год назад
As a Canadian this co fused the heck out of me for a moment. We had a comedy / home improvement satire series called The Red Green Show If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
@Pixaley
@Pixaley Год назад
As A Canadian, the fact that you named your dog Red Green will never not make me giggle. Keep your stick on the ice, folks!
@AConquerorsVendetta
@AConquerorsVendetta Год назад
RED GREEN!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the best dog name to ever exist, omfg
@MeredithHagan
@MeredithHagan Год назад
I am always happy for new Red Green stories. My childhood dog killed my gerbils when I was in 6th grade.
@SpaceCowboy57
@SpaceCowboy57 Год назад
That dog's villain arc started the second you named him.
@musical_kait
@musical_kait Год назад
Puff levels are always high when talking about Red Green 😂
@omiai
@omiai Год назад
Honestly, we had a dog like that too. Paddy. She was a monster. Nothing we did worked with her. We took her to training classes which she was thrown out of. We tried a pro. Nothing. But we still loved her!
@jangschoen1019
@jangschoen1019 Год назад
"...and he killed Willie, which, you know, wasn't cool." That's quite the way to put it.
@designerKAYA
@designerKAYA Год назад
As a Canadian, all I can think of is the CBC show The Red Green Show and it’s star Red Green. Think satirical handyman comedy where he fixes everything with duct tape.
@theOGLC
@theOGLC Год назад
I love how the stories of Willie continue
@jamie6506
@jamie6506 Год назад
The way he describes Red Green really makes him sound like a cat.
@Homegrown_Hillary
@Homegrown_Hillary Год назад
I have heard you tell stories about Red Green for at least ten years and am JUST NOW catching the joke about his name 😂😂
@CM-th2oe
@CM-th2oe Год назад
Loved the Red Green show from Canada 😅😂😂😂😂
@blacksmith67
@blacksmith67 Год назад
It blows my mind that these two awesome adults were once youngsters _in the same home…_ together! I mean I know it’s obvious, but still. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall in the Green household.
@davidreinhard6037
@davidreinhard6037 Год назад
"What do you expect, you named me Red Green. Do you know how insensitive that is?? I CAN'T SEE EITHER OF THOSE COLORS!"
@metaleggman18
@metaleggman18 Год назад
I love these brother back and forth shorts 😂
@tobistein9831
@tobistein9831 Год назад
So nice of the Green family to name their dog after my particular type of colorblindness. Truly they are the best people on the Internet 😊
@rileymachelle4088
@rileymachelle4088 Год назад
I love that Red and Green are also complimentary colours
@derekburm
@derekburm Год назад
Thank you for naming your dog so well.
@adventuresinlaurenland
@adventuresinlaurenland Год назад
I love that your dog's name was Red Green. I loved that show 😂
@missqueenbee3063
@missqueenbee3063 Год назад
I love the fact that they both look slightly disheveled in all their short form videos.😂
@smoothwalrus9354
@smoothwalrus9354 Год назад
The fact that dogs are red green colour blind makes the dog's name so much better
@Artemis_-yy1nt
@Artemis_-yy1nt Год назад
"you make a lot of them"😂😂😂
@ImpossibleEvan
@ImpossibleEvan Год назад
I love the fact that you named the dog red-green not only to make a joke that your guys's last name is a color but dogs are red-green color-blind so it's genius
@dlo111
@dlo111 Год назад
The dog being named Red Green hits a Canadian Gen Xer in a particularily amusing way.😅
@megan5867
@megan5867 Год назад
This is the perfect example of the difference between John and Hank, and why I love both of them for very different reasons. Hank will tell you the inspiring story of how the hamster lived, John will tell you the awful, yet hilarious story of how the hamster died 😂
@roygb
@roygb Год назад
I wonder how many more of Hank's tiktoks John hasn't watched and can give more insight on
@TheJttv
@TheJttv Год назад
He does make a lot of shorts
@TheUnofficialNinja
@TheUnofficialNinja Год назад
I'm really glad that john green is receiving hank green youtube shorts in the exact same order that i am which is to say that i also saw that one today, sir 🤝
@harryr5785
@harryr5785 Год назад
RED GREEN!! the brothers were destined to be iconic
@TheWanderingFire
@TheWanderingFire Год назад
"I'm a bad dog, but I can change, if I have to, I guess."
@DariusRoland
@DariusRoland Год назад
RED GREEN!! That's hilarious.
@snekdrek
@snekdrek Год назад
No one gonna mention how he looks like a time traveling version if the first guy coming to warn him of the terrible decisions he’s about to make
@niallmullins3398
@niallmullins3398 Год назад
I'm seeing lots of people reference a character that the name Red Green was based on, (and apparently him being gotten on Christmas), but I'm focused on the fact that you named a dog, a species that is to my knowledge at least partially colour bling, Red Green. With all the interacting factors, that is an INCREDIBLY well chosen name for your family's dog.
@Cynewise_
@Cynewise_ Год назад
We’ve heard so much about this dog Red Green, that we need to see a picture. 😊 please❤
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