My friend goes to catholic school and once in theology class, they were asked by the teacher to give examples of God’s miracles/presence in life. One dude pipes up “well, like, what about wind? Like it cant just move on its own, right?” My friend, an atheist , was holding back tears
ugh i’m a lesbian and i go to a catholic school. once, during the “love in life” program, (which was basically sex ed, except they talked about why sex before marriage was wrong instead of educating us about how to use protection, and deal with stds n shit) and homosexuality was brought up, and the teacher went on a forty minute rant about how “we need to reject sin, even if the temptation is real”. s o m e o n e s e n d h e l p
This reminds me so much of the church my relatives go to. My immediate family is not religious, but it makes our relatives happy when we go to church, so sometimes me and my siblings go for them. When I get back home and tell my mom about the things they say, she laughs so hard. These people are ridiculous some times 😂 I have to try so hard not to make faces, or laugh, or bring up an argument during service. They upload their services to RU-vid, so I always watch them back and laugh at my past self's face. My expression doesn't ever change through the entire (usually 2, sometimes 3 hours long) sermon. It's because I have to shut down and stare at one spot on the wall the whole time. Occasionally on cue I bow my head to pray, or stand while they sing. If I didn't shut down I would totally mess up and start something 😂 I can't imagine having to do that every school day. That must be torture.
My uncle said something similar but was more talking like a control freak Eg Your confused You can't be gay Unnatural And you've gotta have baby's It's the only way to be happy And no one stays gay He sounds really dumb I say if you habe a question or point then bring it up
so this is just a list of things I've heard through-out highschool; In a dead quiet sanctuary room packed out with people: "I NEED THE WEED, MATHAOS." My friend, muttering under their breath during a test: "Do you think if Jesus was nailed to the cross upside down, they would have the upside down cross as a Christian symbol?" Someone after promptly walking into the classroom, sitting down, and SLAMMING their head against the table: "I spent four hours trying to figure out why 9 was less then 0 on my math before I realized that there was a negative sign." Staring blankly at the blackboard as we write notes for an upcoming final: "I want to heelies away from my feelies by my heelies are broken and God is dead." A: "Do you think if God knew how things would go in our lives, he would've stopped some things?" B: "I mean, not entirely--" C: "I don't know what damnation I earned to have stubbed my toe six times in one day." B: "...Ouch?" C, from the complete other side of the room: "I don't know what I did to deserve to be born." My friend, walking out of the classroom with tears in his eyes, incoherently muttering: "..The nun had crocs on..Crocs...She...I.." "You know I bet if I ran hard enough into a nun I could phase through her body into heaven."
Alright, I've got a Catholic school story. I was pretty young, about 3rd grade, and our religion teacher was going on and on about "the touch of Jesus." So what she ends up doing is telling us to close our eyes and see if we can feel the touch of Jesus. So naturally the class closes their eyes and I guess some of them are peeking cuz we're like 7 or 8 or whatever but we're sitting there for like 5 minutes. And I hear some very light shuffling and the religion teacher is going around, seeing if people's eyes are closed, but she's also tapping people on the shoulder. BUT ONLY SOME OF THEM. After 5 minutes is up she tells us to open our eyes and she tells us to RAISE OUR HANDS if we felt the touch of Jesus. You can imagine how weird that was.
Lol this kinda reminds me of a game. I think it was called 7up??? Everyone sitting at tables would cross their arms and put their heads down, but keep a thumbs up. The people chosen beforehand would tap the thumb, and the person tapped would put down their thumb. In retrospect, I don't remember much except that I played it in Extended Day at my elementary
I thought I was the only one who wrote down crazy things I heard in school. One of my favorites: A: “You don’t DRINK milk, you EAT milk!” B: “Listen! If it’s in a liquid state I DRUNK THAT SHIT!” A: “No cause milk goes to the stomach!” B: “Then where does water go!?” C: “Maybe the milk goes somewhere else?” D: “Like a separate sack?” A: “A milk sack. A sack just for milk.” D, to someone at a completely different table: “How many milk sacks do you have?”
From gov class: "I don't care if the government takes over the whole world, they can do what they want" Overheard in the a hallway (some seniors talking about a then-freshmen): "13 Reasons Why, (the freshman's name) is all 13 of them"
0h my god, me and my best friend from high school had a cardboard folder when we wrote all stupid shit our teachers said (or we did), and drew shitty pictures of said things. So many memories ~
@@PuppyLove2468 my school didn't allow those. The limit for long socks was below the knee so as the little shit I was. I took the longest socks I could find. And cut them just below the knee. Like milimeters away from covering it. But ultimately not covering. They had no power against me that year.
Honestly, I thought the same way. I went to Catholic school from Kindergarten through 8th grade. Us girls weren't allowed to wear pants during winter (which SUCKED) and on top of that we weren't even allowed to wear leggings underneath. Edit: in grade 8 they let us wear pants but only me and 1 of my friends did this cause the uniforms were overpriced (hers were hand me downs and mine were from Sears)🙄
I was in a situation where someone tried to do an exorcism on me. I was bored and decided to mess with them. So long story short, I learnt I could speak in tounge on command.
I used to go to a charter school in San Francisco and this random woman stopped me to try and talk to me about Jesus (and his "searing, holy, cleansing light). When I tried to get around her, she literally whipped out a cross and tried to hit me with it while speaking in what I could only assume was Latin. That...that was an interesting day.
@@BrinyGale no worries, glad to give a laugh. It's one of my band camp stories I don't get to share often because no one believes it. Yes "one time at band camp..."
I go to a catholic school. Shoulders are evil. Collarbones are evil. Legs are evil. Ankles are evil. The list could go on. Edit: WAHHHH I’VE BEEN NOTICED SHOOK thanks 4 all the likes gays *guys
I ALSO HAVE A QUOTE BOOK! "I like worksheets, but only easy ones. They make me feel accomplished." "He's soaked in piss!" "I may not be in prison, but I do go to public middle school."
I go to a Christian school, and our school looks like a LEGIT CASTLE. It was built in 1909. Us having houses makes it all the more awesome tho lmao Edit!! (A year and a half later) : I no longer go there (thank god) it turned out to be a terrible and manipulative place, I hated it, I’m much happier in public school in my small town now. Not to ruin the dreams!! I’m sure there are much better schools held in castles :)
My school was similar (even older!), but it was not a catholic school. In fact it was so progressive our school director fall in trouble with the government (she allowed students to organise a Pride Day).
...I have never wished that I wasn't homeschooled as much as I am right now because of this comment. Congratulations. You are in Hogwarts and I am yelling at my brother for stealing and breaking all of my pens 😭😂
They're actually targeting the LGBT community, so it's probably got more to do with this channel, and it's demographics. It's incredibly scummy, because their goal is to reach vulnerable people (kids) who are questioning their sexuality.
I’m bi girl with a female preference, and I came out to my class during my speech. I got hugs and a lot of “I’m so proud of you”. I’ve never been happier, but I still need to come out to my parents, sister, and brother. Still in Narnia 🤠🙌🏼
i’m a pan girl, and i recently came out to my grade. I then came out to my mum. My sister unfortunately is homophobic and i am extremely scared to come out to her because we are so close.
Im so sorry that youre going through that Joelene! Im sure if youre close with your sister then she will hopefully be less homophobic after you come out to her. A lot of times that can really humanize gay people to homophobic people.
15:41 not really lol today my rabbi said the homosexuals are running rampant and me and my sister went to the car and laughed because we are flaming homosexuals lmao
@@boldanabrasevic3020 OKAY UPDATE I FOUND THE FAN ROOM AND TOOK A PEEK INSIDE ITS WAS WELL LIT THOUGH AND IT FELT LIKE SOMETHING WAS GOING ON . I WANT TO GO IN BUT IM SO SCARED OF GETTING IN TROUBLE
I went to an all boys Jesuit high school, which is like a Catholic school but with more focus on education. My teachers were alright and I actually learned a lot, but the main problem I had with that school was how manipulative they were about religion. They would have all these retreats (that everyone's parents made them go to) where they would basically brainwash you with all of these emotional worship sessions and huge, sweeping Christian rock songs. When I look back on it, all I can think about is how manipulative it really was.
What annoyed me at my private Christian school was all the cliques, they all happened to be the top students, made up the majority of the sports teams, made the decisions like who got to be on the cheerleaders squad and if they happened to get in trouble they’re punishment was much lighter than anyone else. One girl had an abortion and wasn’t expelled because her dad had donated a ton of money to the school to build it. They preached be kind to others all the time but if you weren’t one of those clique students the teachers were very mean and picked on you repeatedly. In fact I was told loudly several times I was stupid because I couldn’t understand the material when I had asked in private for help. Most people I went to school with are now atheist or gnostic at best.
Oh my god who else wants to get a couple of their friends and just explore their school top to bottom now for secret rooms and passageways even tho there prbly aren't any!??? Cuz I do
Dude my school was built in 1930 in Germany and has an entire bunker system underneath. I mean there's a basement, and then there's a bunker as big as the surface area of the school under that. It also has rooms on top of the stairways that used to be observatories and stuff but when I went there they were just filled to the ceiling with old books, including 1930 era. The school was always profoundly anti-Nazi, so afaik there are no books teaching the ideology left, just old print versions of classical literature and stuff. The stairways all also have memorial sculptures and the names of all alumni who died in the war or at the hands of the Nazis directly. It honestly was a cool ass school.
Dude, it viscerally upsets me how boring my school is, it doesn't even have a basement, because it was built in, like, 2000 because the old building burned down
@@Purple_Dragonfly2002 you should check out our youtube channel!!!! we spill a lot of tea on our catholic school!! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xf-7XCJ3MPI.html
I've only watched to The Boiler Room part, I have friends who went to a Catholic School in the 80s and 90s and they either summon demons inside said Boiler Room or had sex.
i could talk to you for hours about how much i hate catholic school. i have many reason, awful uniforms, lots of them don’t believe mental illness/learning disabilities are real things, the homophobic teachers (one is proud of it and tells people that she disowned her daughter for bring home a girlfriend), the racial slurs that get tossed around like it’s no big deal (two boy just got suspended for using the hard r n word), i could go on i also went to a catholic summer camp and that pissed me off a lot. the owner, during a story thing i don’t know, said that a lot of his classmates were cutting themselves in the 7th grade and when he told his mom, instead of telling the administration, she told him to “show them jesus”. they also said that “twenty one pilots songs aren’t about suicide, it’s about jesus!” (even though the songs they were playing were CLEARLY about suicide), they whipped the guy playing jesus WITH REAL WHIPS, etc.
Connor Lachmanec yep, google it, cysc. it literally indoctrinates people. my friend went their and she’s abused by her mom but as soon as they indoctrinated her, suddenly everything was “fine”
This is so weird. My personal experience with Catholic schools is nothing like this bar there being uniforms but I live in the UK where every school has them. It seems like every American has the same negative experience though.
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lt03-PynKPo.html found this video from the camp. some of these workers were absolutely sweethearts (eddie was so nice to everyone) but a lot of them were rude and treated the campers like shit (this is a call out to tyler). but go to the channel and look at some of their ‘week highlight’ videos, it seems so creepy and it really was
I haven’t studied in a catholic school for years, and I only went for 2 years when I was FOUR The teachers still managed to: Tell my mother I had ADHD, based on the fact I couldn’t write my name perfectly at 4 Tell me women always had to say yes, to everything, and the reason Mary was made a saint, was that she always said yes
Literally styled an entire outfit exactly like Lola's because it just spiritually touched me in such a magnificent way. Simple. Elegant. I had to wear my Lesbian pride flag button tho so I didn't feel entirely like I just waltzed out of bible study.
My Catholic high school is currently in a $300 million lawsuit because certain teachers where spying on kids in the locker rooms through secret windows. The post and currier did an article about it
@@chelsealeighton3692 No, Bethany married her (male) fiancé. After all they're Christians, the homophobic kind (mostly the other one I think, Bethany might not be aware that gays exist).
gaystripe haha no, mine "used to be a catholic school" bc all the nuns had retired and even though there were still some catholic traits to the school, it wasn't nearly as strict or as closed minded than catholic schools.... besides I live in Quebec so 😂😂
I've been in Catholic school since third grade and I would like to share my favorite phrase that I've ever heard in my many years of attendance. "Just dab off, Jason!" No, I don't know Jason did, but the stars aligned and I heard that phrase and my faith in God is revived.
I just go to a pretty normal public school and honesty exploring some spaces I've never seen sounds like so much fun but there are cameras EVERYWHERE so we could never get away with that. A kid snuck off campus to go to a store last semester but later once he got back he was caught because of the cameras.
A friend of mine was born and raised Catholic but she doesn’t have a single clue on why she believes what she believes. She literally just does it cause her “family has always been Catholic”, she never even learned anything about sex. So after graduating from college I had to explain things to her and she was completely shocked. So I agree that how things are taught plays a crucial role.
Your boiler room story reminded me of this time at the church I grew up in, when my friend (who worked part time as a custodian) unlocked the door to the organ pipes and we just climbed around in there like a jungle gym. The pipes were probably about two stories high and 15 feet deep, so it was tons of fun. I had forgotten all about that, reserved to the part of my brain that keeps all the horrors of my christian upbringing locked away, so thanks. It was a good memory.
I go to a Catholic school and have had my whole life, and honestly can't relate to any of this. The only thing that everyone has to do is go to mass on special occasions (once a month at most) and say the school prayer in the morning before we read the notice board. The school is pretty supportive of the LGBT community and, judging by the hight of the skirts at my school, don't really care about skirt length either. All that is asked is that you respect the religeon of the school you attend, not that many people do anyway. By the way, I do love your channel and mean no hate, just wanted to try and say that not all Catholic schools are like the ones you attended.
Storytime! Okay so my school isn't catholic but catholicism is taught in every Polish school. And there are some religious compulsory/sort of compulsory activities around christmas etc. And one day there is the last day of school for seniors. And local priest was invited (the main priest in parish that our school belongs to not the one working here). And he was supposed to give a speech and after it he'd sing thank you jesus in like every language possible. Like dzięki jezu, thank you jesus, grazie jezu, spasiba... And he was constantly asking as to sing. It went on for minutes. It was awful. I cringe even while typing it.
@@MagicznaPanda By default you're attending religion. Your parents can sign you off but mine won't do it :( When you sign off you theoretically should be attending ethics but I havr never met someone whose school had ethics. When people resign from religion they sit in library or something. Also you get a grade from religion that is taken into account while counting your gpa
Gabi Olszowy yeah I signed off religion this year after years of attending it. After the first lesson this year I just went to the nun after the class and told her idontagreewithsomethingsthechurchsaysaboutfeminismandlgbtpeopleandeventhoughiwishibelievedingodbecauseithelpsyouidontandalsoimgay on one breath, she stared at me with the weirdest look and said: then go out and never go back again She was my Religion teacher in primary school (then she went to teach in our high school and we met again after 3 years). I was her favourite student from my class. I'm gay.
omg "anti girl defined" XD you to should make a channel called that just to irk them lol (im kidding that'd be way to much to do, but it would be funny)
omg I went to catholic school from first grade until 8th grade, and one time a friend and I had gone down there’s stairs that go under the church, and it was pitch black, the hallways seemed to go on forever. It was obvious that nobody had been where we were for YEARS! We had been walking through rooms and down this hall for about 10 minutes now, and we got to this one room with large windows into the hall, and the lights were on inside, so we ducked and walked under the window, and when we got to the other side, we looked in and out church’s priest was laying out on the table!!!!!! We couldn’t tell if he was sleeping or awake but we were so fucking scared! We froze, but eventually got back to the other side of the window, and we RAN back all the way through the hall, and got caught by a janitor while going back up the creaky ass wooden stairs. It was so fucking worth it
I went to a private Lutheran school for 2 years, was 4th and 5th grade, they gave us a shopping list of what to buy from a clothing store for our uniforms and it was fairly affordable. Before entering my 6th grade year they handed out catalogs for clothing and we had to order from it. That shit was $400 PER OUTFIT, I ended up not going for 6th grade because the money to get in was ridiculous ontop of now needing a uniform that has to be bought from that catalog. I thank god for that catalog preventing me from wasting more years of education there. When I got to public school my grades were TERRIBLE, I had high marks in the private school but once out I was failing nearly every subject despite trying my hardest. My counselor told my parents I was 2 years behind in education and might need to repeat the 6th grade. I was taking, supposedly, state tests over there but when I got to public the school system had no evidence I even attended the last 2 years of school. It was the biggest waist of 2 years of my life and I had to work 20x harder then everyone else to save myself from being held back, then the next 2 years was a struggle but I did eventually finish my last middle school year with straight A's only because I stayed after school for an hour longer every.single.day.
@@coh2conscript851 you realize I'm saying he wasnt human dont you? I'm saying unlike humans he was not gifted with free will. Extrapolate what that changes.
@@TheCinderfang It's almost as if all religion is built on a lot of contradicting nonsense that you have to handwave away by invoking the mysteeeeeerious ways of god. Also, I don't mind satin. Feels nice on my skin.
ok i know i'm late as fuck, but so my mom went to a catholic school at some point in her life and was always like "rat, you are NOT going to a catholic school." which i was fine with, particularly in sixth grade when i discovered: - i am aegosexual and aroflexible - i am lesbian - i am shinto problem is, a large chunk of the people at my suburban texas school were pretty christian and conservative. and thus it was mainly me and my atheist, agnostic, and/or omnireligious, lgbtqia+, very open friends. i remember talking to my friend in my design class (before i figured out that i was shinto) and they said they were atheist. this one kid threw a temper tantrum because of it. that same god damn day, three friends and i were talking to each other and being atheist, talking about evolution (which we all believe is real). this old assistant teacher -- in our s c i e n c e c l a s s -- inserts himself into our conversation and spends a full five minutes trying to convince us that christianity is the truth. THAT SAME DAY, an entire math class yelled at my friends that the fossil one of them brought to school was fake. fun times.
Your school sounds terrifying, bizarre, and awesome in a weird way. Actually, that reminds me - there were supposedly some sort of tunnels under my high school from like back during the cold war to be used for bomb shelters in the event of nuclear war. Sadly, I never got to explore them.
When you said “Chapel Periods” I astral projected back to when I was 6 to 10, I think, when I would go to church camp. There was this hill called Chapel Hill, and it had a giant stone cross and stone benches at the top. It took so long to climb and I felt like I was dying. We always went there on the first day so the counselors and staff could introduce themselves, and the camp manager would sneak around and maybe put on an accessory and introduce himself again every so often, with a different voice or accent. And each job would have its own slogan, like for the manager it was “He’s everywhere”, so that’s a thing. It also had a horse camp, and I decided to try it out, and we had to get up so early. On the bright side, we got breakfast before everyone else, on the down side we had to walk maybe 2 kilometers to get to the barn where the horses were. I did get some good stories out of that place though. Our cabin would get a reward if we collected the most litter off the ground, and one year my cabin counselor said that she would do one curl up for each piece of litter we pick up, and we ended up picking up over 200 pieces of litter.
weirdest thing to happen at my catholic school was a priest showed up to an event super drunk. Edit: The Eucharist thing was called Adoration or Eucharistic adoration and we had to sit and look at the sun thingy (monstrance) for like 15 minutes while they waved so much incense I nearly passed out. Good times. Edit x 2 LMAO WTF they took doors off at your school too? They took the boy's bathroom door at mine bc they were worried about them misbehaving or something.
When I was a few years younger than before my dad, sister, and I saw about 5 nuns trying to fix a car at a gas station. I asked my dad if we should help them and he said “after all the scary movies I’ve seen I don’t trust nuns, I’m sorry hun..” That was the best day of my life. No joke
My Catholic school had a convent, and the school admin decided that the top level of the convent was so traumatising that only the oldest grades were allowed up there. It contained paintings made of actual human remains (e.g. the finger bones of dead bishops), samples of fisherman DNA (specifically), and a perfectly-preserved room where a nun died of tuberculosis.
