Overwatch: Certified Surgeons 

I love how anytime theres an argument in one game, phish always clips from like 3 matches in the future where the argument is still going

Using a defibrillator is the medical equivalent of “have you turned it off and on again?”

“Pretty messed up what they did to Pluto, huh? I’d treat Uranus much better than that.”

2:10 Classic Salty Physh move to instalock Lucio whenever you're on Ilios even if you're on tank

5:13 is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

0:38 “An aneurism is a blood clot in your brain that kills you randomly.” “WELL, IT COULD BE WORSE”

So proud that Saturn’s parents finally decided to let him stay up past 10. He’s growing up so fast

2:13 when he tried to inst pick Lucio but got tank looollll

“The wars that the Ants from Antz caused is the reason I’m a gamer now.” -Salty Phish

2:41 The mercy mains didnt like that.

Video should just be called "twobold and lewi fighting about planets for 12:08"

A “dwarf planet,” as defined by the IAU, is a celestial body in direct orbit of the Sun that is massive enough that its shape is controlled by gravitational forces rather than mechanical forces (and is thus ellipsoid in shape), but has not cleared its neighboring region of other objects. So, the three criteria of the IAU for a full-sized planet are: It is in orbit around the Sun. It has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape). It has “cleared the neighborhood” around its orbit. Pluto meets only two of these criteria, losing out on the third. In all the billions of years it has lived there, it has not managed to clear its neighborhood. You may wonder what that means, “not clearing its neighboring region of other objects?” Sounds like a minesweeper in space! This means that the planet has become gravitationally dominant - there are no other bodies of comparable size other than its own satellites or those otherwise under its gravitational influence, in its vicinity in space. So any large body that does not meet these criteria is now classed as a “dwarf planet,” and that includes Pluto, which shares its orbital neighborhood with Kuiper belt objects such as the plutinos.

Man you guys were at each other's THROATS this vid lolol

Youd be like the ants *from Antz.* Solid on the fly reference

Sam : NOOOOOO ! You can't just say than a defibrilator use static electricity !!!! Can i bring facts ? Everybody : HahA, hEaRt gO brrRrRrrRRr

8:43 Tybold is Lewi's alt account it seems.

Hey genuine shoutout to Sam, thank you for all you do and I hope you know you’re appreciated, especially in times like this. You’re a superhero, I have nothing but respect for you❤️

4:42 And that your honour was when he said. And I quote “my hero academia” with no other context. I rest my case.

"You heard about pluto? That's messed up right?" -Burton Guster trying to pick up girls unsuccessfully

As a totally legit nurse, I can testify to the fact that CC's does in fact me Crowd Control.

“Whats the diference between this picture”: Shows a picture of a super hero “And this picture”: Shows a picture of Yee “They’re the same picture”

"I think we'd be doing better if someone would stop playing a FILTHY RAT." "Okay, then stop playing Mercy."🤣🤣

0:32 this clip ended the same way it began with a brig in phish's face

When phish uploads, you gotta be fast.

9:10 most iconic line from psych, the most underrated show ever

ngl this was like the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Like I was laughing 80% of the video dude. Good job

Genji:I need healing Now Genji:I AM THE HEALING

Real talk, ants can lift 50 times their own weight. Now imagine a human punching you with that level of force.

5:15 - Me: *is watching a documentary of a murderer* 5:20 - Dad: Ah, the glory days

0:34 as expected from salty, tactically taking damage to get his health that low

Thank you Salty, after watching this video I have professional degree in medicine.

Twobold’s fighting back against Phish’s bullying and I’m here for it, each season gets better than the last

5:12 this clip had me laughing so hard

I've seen about 80% of Phish's videos about 3 times each, and this is by far my favourite. It has great bit after great bit and the short jokes are genuinely funny. The pacing is nice and all around just a great video.

"I thought it was that, you scream in their ear *Clear* to see if that wakes them up, and then if that doesn't work you press their heart with electric paddles." - Salty Phish

Definitely my most favorite video of yours salty. It's just constant quality and enthralling humor

I’m glad Salty and his friends have entered the same brainwave as my friend group where we just fucking speak in various voices like Marge or Lois.

11:40 -11:44 that went from 0 to 100 BACK to 0 way too quickly 😂

I’ve picked up the habit of saying “we go again” just from watching Salty

2:09 I love how phish instinctively goes for Lucio when it's illios even when he's tank just out of muscle memory alone.

Keep up the amazing vids. You’re the only overwatch channel I watch and you and your friends are hilarious. Thanks for all the laughs

i love how whenever music starts playing, phish just gets DUNKED ON

Phish: wants to be family friendly Also Phish: Has that one voice clip at the end of the video

0:37 Lewi: an aneurysm is a blood clot In your brain that kills you randomly... AND INSTANTLY Baptist: WeLl iT cOuLd bE wOrSe

8:45 love to see it, classic editing mistake giving Twobold Lewi’s color

Bro this video was one of the best, i was laughing so hard in the "Ants from Antz" part. Great job man, love your videos.

I like how salty phish season 4 has just become an amalgam of adult swim shows “Our comedy has evolved

You know Salty, I just want to say that you're the one youtuber the people can relate to. I mean, you represent what we all are: the common man. No particular set of skills, no exceptional abilities, just someone to relate to. In many ways, the people watching are actually even more talented than you, which gives us the mindset "Man, if this guy can be successful, I sure could!" I mean personally, after watching you, I feel better about myself every time; your videos make me realize my inadequacies could be way worse. Thank you for beings such a good emotional wingman, my man.

On this episode of Salty Phish ANKO Season 5, this episode is sponsored by instagram/reddit I guess, everyone goes back to school and fail miserably, Essie spits some facts, Yee is revealed to be a player, Phish changes mains I guess, the gang goes pro for the second tournament arc, best girl Ashe makes a return, there’s a Family Guy and Simpsons crossover, PLUTO IS A FRICKIN’ PLANET, the gang almost falls apart over it, we find out Sam is blind, TwoBold and Lewis have a boxing match, ANTZ from ANTZ make a guest appearance, Sam is dyslexic too wow and she contemplated leaving the show. Tune in next week for Salty Phis ANKO S5E6

My sister was acting really rude just now, but seeing the notification for your video made me feel better

Well in defense of Pluto being a planet “Dwarf” typically means small And they’re saying a dwarf planet should not be considered a planet So are you saying that small people should not be considered people?

Phish: Calls Mercy a rat Me: "You know how close I am too crying"

7:28 Look! Comedy is evolving! Comedy involved into... *_L OOOOOO II SSS_*

Ah yes, the episode where everyone roasts each other. This will make a great addition to the salty phish lore.

Yeah everytime when I use a defibrillator I scream "CLLEEAAARRR" into their ear too! :^)

i relate to twobold's passion about pluto being a planet so much

"polygamy we stan" essie supports my relationship and I love her for that

I feel like my sense of humor degrades when I'm drunk 'cus this is one of the best salty video's I've seen in awhile.

I cried when essie called Hammond a dirty rat

This is honestly one of your funniest videos. I was laughing start to finish

This was one of the most TOXIC video you’ve ever made 😂

I just love it when they all laugh about something stupid in a real good kood the end music starts fading in

"I like holding both their hands." J O J O R E F R E N C E I N T E N S I F I E S

Okay but honestly, all of season 5 so far has been goddamn amazing. Keep it up phish!

God I am glad you made a video, I've been so depressed and crying all day I'm glad now cause I know I'll laugh btw I'm 15 and I'm 5'2 XD

2:10 phish instinctually goes to lucio on Ilios

I’ve noticed the use of TF2 weapons in the recent thumbnails, are you felling nostalgic and might go back and play it again or just include them to mess with our heads?

I’m so glad Phish’s videos aren’t as short as twobold. Phish would definitely be at least Neptune

5:16 does anyone know what the sound/song is called

“Hands thrown immediately” 😂😂

2:14 yes the arrhythmic rhythm calls for a defibrillator but not a non-beating heart. Electric shocks don’t ‘reset’ the heart if it doesn’t beat. When there is no pulse you perform CPR and once you get a pulse (if you get a pulse at all) then you use a defibrillator to put the rhythm into a normal sinus rhythm or closer to it to keep the patient alive. Also the call “CLEAR” is to make sure every one around the patient has taken all contact off of the patient, this is done because if another person is in contact with the patient while the defibrillator goes off, it will either send electrical currents into the wrong person or it will disrupt the current and may not work at all.

4:54 the captions following the Winston highlight intro is a nice touch well done

Sam talking about medical stuff is some of the best salty phish content yet.

Twobold and Lewi having an arguement that's straight out of Rick and Morty. Twobold is Jerry and Lewi is Rick in this scenario.

can we talk about how lewi's version of a pickup line is just small talk and has nothing to do with picking someone up from the bar who is too drunk, with only one line

Lewi: Correct answer Twobold: Dumb answer Saturn: Funny answer Phish: Boring answer

1:40 PHISH LOL.

If Pluto was a planet then the solar system would have several thousand planets. The qualifications were tightened to make it easier to categorize things.

Y'all roasting Sam at the end I don't think I've related to something so much in years and I felt it so much

I need the clip of Phish falling and seeing the Reinhardt as a separate video ngl.

06:02 the color coded outline on the cards was a nice touch

Fuckin love the “if I ever see you in real life? Just hands. Hands will be thrown immediately”

Doctor: CLEAR *oh shit he's not waking up* Also doctor: LETS RUB SOME ELECTRIC PADDLES ON HIS HEART

i’m watching this 7 months later and this is still the funniest video you’ve ever made i never fail to cry laughing multiple times throughout this video

10:02 (I think) Twobold: You could watch Phish missing or you could watch Saturn's where he's hitting s*** Phish: WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! *immediately misses 3 shots*

5:21 So how weird do you want it to be Phish: YES

5:13 Few seconds in: yes,kill the hanzo Few seconds more: Omg he made it!! Literally second after: (Spits out taquitos in laughter)

The first part of the video was a chill family gathering then at the middle the two cousins argue and the whole family then starts to argue Great video as always! :D

2:13 Honestly felt that when I got lijang tower once but i got tank and was really depressed

Whoever did the Spanish captions, you did a great job

5:20 I’ve never laughed so hard lmao wtf is he doing down there?!

"Youre like the fucking Ants from Antz" is the greatest insult in the history of man. I'm still losing it over that.

Future Saturn Taking his kids to an orphanage The kids:Dad I feel like you don't want us here. Saturn:TAKE THE HINT

This was the first video I watched after surgery ironic

I just really love the “TAKE THE HINT” from YaboiSaturn And twobold PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET 😂

Saying Pluto's not a planet because he's a dwarf planet is like saying a person with dwarfism is not a human because he's a dwarf

This has got to be one of the best saltyphish videos, out of all the years ive watched

This whole video was just arguing and I love it

I was actually dying from the lois joke

ACTUALLY! The correct way to bend "Cringe" is: I cringe. I Crang. I have Crungen. xD