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Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #10 

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@ozzymanreviews
@ozzymanreviews 4 года назад
Here's the info for the NordVPN sponsorship again ya legends: nordvpn.com/ozzyman or use code OZZYMAN to get 70% off a 3 year plan plus 1 additional month free. Stay safe out there and thanks heaps for watching :)
@sebastianmelbin
@sebastianmelbin 4 года назад
Ozzy Man Reviews 1st like
@fetilttttttttttttttt
@fetilttttttttttttttt 4 года назад
Thank you
@davidk3567
@davidk3567 4 года назад
Nordvpn is not a good service. A lot of youtubers stopped accepting their sponsorship. There are some youtube vids on it. I'm sure Ozzy Man wasn't aware of it otherwise he wouldn't have accepted their sponsorship.
@jacobboi_i
@jacobboi_i 4 года назад
4th comment lol
@niravgodhania8787
@niravgodhania8787 4 года назад
can anyo1 plz tell me if that girl was dumb or they normaly act like that in that country which ever it was?
@Mr_-Heisenberg
@Mr_-Heisenberg 4 года назад
That Jenga game was so intense, I was on the edge of my seat. Not gonna lie
@montelbooner
@montelbooner 4 года назад
Mr Heisenberg but she was cheating like a trooper, using 2 hands and not putting the blocks back on top.... What sort of rules are they ?!??!!!
@jeffwalters8552
@jeffwalters8552 4 года назад
I actually cheered for the dog.
@averagedude4943
@averagedude4943 4 года назад
Lie
@Blackcain
@Blackcain 4 года назад
I second you. I had palpitation. Like Ozzy Man I would have rather watch the human centipede a second time.
@patrickmaloney1810
@patrickmaloney1810 4 года назад
Go Shrek!
@longboweod
@longboweod 4 года назад
"I don't need a babysitter." "Shut up, let mummy trash talk."
@kluttoplutto4686
@kluttoplutto4686 4 года назад
100th like
@amrithraj3117
@amrithraj3117 4 года назад
😂🤣
@mariannecontrino6297
@mariannecontrino6297 4 года назад
That was my mom's go to line when she'd come watch my basketball/volleyball games in high school. Needless to say, she was asked to quiet down by the ref on more than one occasion.
@neverforget1447
@neverforget1447 4 года назад
@@mariannecontrino6297 how embarrassing that must have been.
@Orrinn123
@Orrinn123 4 года назад
Yes. He said that in the video. You’re not funny for repeating it
@johnbravo1034
@johnbravo1034 4 года назад
Damn, that female soccer player was hardcore - hammering her friggin’ kneecap back.😳
@churchillwang4269
@churchillwang4269 4 года назад
Jaylene Esmeralda That guy flopped
@christopherh4653
@christopherh4653 4 года назад
@@esmalx 'male'
@internallyscreaming2788
@internallyscreaming2788 4 года назад
Christopher Hall nah they’re right this time
@Manettvibrante
@Manettvibrante 4 года назад
id rather watch female soccer, its always more intense lol...
@christopherh4653
@christopherh4653 4 года назад
@@Manettvibrante Or...any other sport. Soccer is awful.
@exessex3522
@exessex3522 3 года назад
1:38 The honey badger voice-over is excellent.
@metzli5797
@metzli5797 4 года назад
The dogs went through the entire Kama Sutra in about 5 minutes, and wrote some new pages at that.
@kartikaybhardwaj3528
@kartikaybhardwaj3528 4 года назад
The likes count is at 69. Should i fuck it up?
@djsejwal2
@djsejwal2 4 года назад
No
@abhishekbajaj109
@abhishekbajaj109 4 года назад
Wtf was happening there
@qazaq3882
@qazaq3882 4 года назад
@@abhishekbajaj109 menage a trois
@christopherellis2663
@christopherellis2663 3 года назад
@@qazaq3882 Čingiz Ašmrxanov...nice name!
@ridgefrost
@ridgefrost 4 года назад
the guy who filmed those dogs literally hit the lottery of perfect timing
@lukbomr.3112
@lukbomr.3112 4 года назад
Maybe those dogs have regular threesomes.
@supersecret4899
@supersecret4899 4 года назад
What makes you think this isn't normal for them? Hahaha
@yeanahman2823
@yeanahman2823 4 года назад
@@supersecret4899 once you go Jack you never go back.
@quenteqmampff8204
@quenteqmampff8204 4 года назад
not what I would call the lottery of perfect timing but hey, to each their own I guess.
@Roof_Pizza
@Roof_Pizza 4 года назад
Why do I feel the cameraman has seen it before many times?
@jasepoag8930
@jasepoag8930 4 года назад
The dude almost getting smeared across the side of the dock by the gigantic boat was really stressing me out. Not a lot of times in life when upper body strength is important, but this was definitely one of them.
@roblivingston1167
@roblivingston1167 4 года назад
I didn't see the rescue first watch, thought he was a goner. The guy who pulled him up is a true hero.
@SageAtoreis
@SageAtoreis 4 года назад
I think he would actually live if he fall to the water. There should be a gap between the ship and the docks there at water level. Not sure tho.
@jasepoag8930
@jasepoag8930 4 года назад
@@SageAtoreis probably, yes, but hanging off the edge, he would have been smashed and smeared in half.
@SageAtoreis
@SageAtoreis 4 года назад
@@jasepoag8930 yeah it would be like class C horror scene in real life.
@paulroberts3639
@paulroberts3639 4 года назад
It looked to me like two fell in. The one who got out and a second one off the gangway to the ferry.
@thegasman_3651
@thegasman_3651 3 года назад
“Shut up, let mummy trash talk” 🤣
@oceanview2965
@oceanview2965 3 года назад
That whole little scene, cracked me up 😄.
@jacobcastro1885
@jacobcastro1885 Год назад
Killer line! 👍👍
@MiniLemmy
@MiniLemmy 4 года назад
That was incredible! Not only a dog playing Jenga, but the care that it took taking out those blocks! I’m genuinely impressed by that dogs intelligence!!
@SwapPartLLC
@SwapPartLLC 3 года назад
Meanwhile, 3 male Jack Russells hump each other in some weird, gay, dog orgy. Yup, not all dogs are created equal.
@spanqueluv9er
@spanqueluv9er 2 года назад
^*dog’s, not dogs🤦‍♂️ I am genuinely disturbed by your low intelligence.
@haventthoughtofanameyet6364
@haventthoughtofanameyet6364 2 года назад
@@spanqueluv9er uh no you're wrong. Dog's = dog is. It is a contraction. Dogs is plural. Dog's is singular.
@katiescarboro248
@katiescarboro248 2 года назад
@@spanqueluv9er lol are u joking
@TheeJakeJacobs
@TheeJakeJacobs 2 года назад
@@haventthoughtofanameyet6364 you made your name wrong haven’t = have not not havent, havent isn’t a word but good try
@gjoza4262
@gjoza4262 4 года назад
Can't wait to watch " wtf happened in 2020" at the end of the year. 😅
@gregorymunoz8089
@gregorymunoz8089 4 года назад
People died thats it
@KaiUndMoritz
@KaiUndMoritz 4 года назад
Joza Kuntz GOD: yikes you think so? Destroys world before trump can get reelected
@yashdabholkar378
@yashdabholkar378 4 года назад
That is dark af!
@TheAmritabha
@TheAmritabha 4 года назад
If we could complete it...!! :D
@theamberwolf6825
@theamberwolf6825 4 года назад
Coivid and then fuck all
@Furykidxxx
@Furykidxxx 4 года назад
Neymar should look at that girl's reaction to and be ashamed of himself for the rest of his life
@jimmysupafly1547
@jimmysupafly1547 4 года назад
All of those pro soccer players are pussies. They don't even play if their hairdresser doesn't show up.
@Ser-Smiley
@Ser-Smiley 4 года назад
@@jimmysupafly1547 😅😂😂😂😅😂😂😂
@markbuckley5825
@markbuckley5825 4 года назад
The female player could of badly damaged her leg by doing that. Why are we praising her, it was very stupid.
@RaXXha
@RaXXha 4 года назад
Melmon O' Brian we’re not really praising her as much as were shaming the guy. 😂
@A-G-A-G
@A-G-A-G 4 года назад
Melmon O' Brian we are praising her because while it may have been the wrong thing to do, it obviously shows she is far tougher than most people and certainly more than men like neymar
@creativeprismstudio1003
@creativeprismstudio1003 3 года назад
Ladies football (soccer), literally tries to smash own kneecap back into place. Mens football (soccer), cries in agony when opponent picks up ball.
@sujon6058
@sujon6058 4 года назад
"Everyone has fans these days, not friends 😏" -Ozzyman, 2020
@OneNiftyBoi
@OneNiftyBoi 4 года назад
#SoDeep
@teymurg.r8860
@teymurg.r8860 4 года назад
It was before 2020
@sebe6962
@sebe6962 4 года назад
Only fans, no friends
@abnormalnox
@abnormalnox 4 года назад
@@sebe6962 lmao....onlyfans
@emeltea33
@emeltea33 4 года назад
@@OneNiftyBoi That must be how the swing girl repaid them.
@user-yb1dg8oj6x
@user-yb1dg8oj6x 4 года назад
"Everyone has fans these days.. not friends." He is good at snugging a word of wisdom here and there.
@GuitarxWolf
@GuitarxWolf 4 года назад
To quote a little unsung metal band: “Sad but true”
@Vlad_Tepes_III
@Vlad_Tepes_III 4 года назад
@@GuitarxWolf Didn't know Metallica was unsung...
@abnormalnox
@abnormalnox 4 года назад
That's cause people only care about followers
@b.w.8104
@b.w.8104 4 года назад
Red cards for that level of acting... only way it's going stop.
4 года назад
Agreed. I've never seen so much pain inflicted by a football being picked up near by though... brutal stuff! 😂
@mickleblade
@mickleblade 4 года назад
Shoulda been an Oscar not a red card
@ivanm2225
@ivanm2225 4 года назад
People watching soccer deserve that kind of fake acting. If they put half of their energy to bashing players for that behavior it would stop real quick
@FromTheDead.
@FromTheDead. 4 года назад
@Egbert Wadman football = foot + ball. Soccer=???. I always thought of it like that.I know american football is football because the "ball" is 1 'foot" long but whatever floats your boat. I aint here to argue.
@sachxtrem
@sachxtrem 4 года назад
@Egbert Wadman cringe
@TheToneBender
@TheToneBender 3 года назад
Shame on Fifa (or whomever) for letting these players continue with the match if they're in such a condition. Neymar was clearly in immense pain. There needs to be a rule that when someone starts rolling around on the floor after getting an owie, he's not allowed to play for the rest of the game anymore.
@iamunknown5116
@iamunknown5116 2 года назад
Yeah he’s a pure fairy 🤪
@Granalfsson
@Granalfsson 2 года назад
Unlike hockey, socker judges are too stupid to review videos it would seem.
@michael2636
@michael2636 Год назад
That dog playing jenga has more talent and integrity than an entire soccer team
@benf6237
@benf6237 Год назад
Wouldn't you love to actually throw a hard leg kick into his shin to see how he reacts
@northernsnow6982
@northernsnow6982 Год назад
​@@Granalfssonunlike hockey, soccer players are delicate flowers made of glass. You need to hit a hockey plaer pretty hard, just to make him wobble on skates while on ice. You just look at a soccer player the wrong way, and he's rolling on the ground in pain, as if you just ran over his foot with a steamroller. Rather pathetic on any players part, rule or no rule.
@shawnyfin
@shawnyfin 4 года назад
The girl stuck in the swing...man, they're really running out of writing material in the porn industry.
@whatisreality9808
@whatisreality9808 4 года назад
She could've just pulled off her pants and she would've been free btw
@deanfillery8652
@deanfillery8652 4 года назад
She always did want to be a swinger.
@defencebangladesh4068
@defencebangladesh4068 4 года назад
😂
@Iceberg86300
@Iceberg86300 4 года назад
@@whatisreality9808 exactly. Very unimpressed with their problem solving skills on that one. They could have simply set a couple blocks for her to stand on. Or a fucking ladder for Christ's sake.
@krashd
@krashd 4 года назад
@@whatisreality9808 No, she wouldn't have.
@DizzyOg423
@DizzyOg423 4 года назад
“Don’t worry guys I’ll keep humping the air”
@ashwinc3789
@ashwinc3789 4 года назад
2:40 The Sheila punching her kneecap back into place was the most badass thing I've seen in awhile.
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 4 года назад
Yeah that was some Rambo shit. I feel like she could've just waited for medics to come and treat her...
@suscrieforsubscribing1146
@suscrieforsubscribing1146 4 года назад
@@Thetruthiscosmic feminine testorone
@siddarthakakarla2226
@siddarthakakarla2226 4 года назад
I have dealt same problem the pain is unbearable and you won't wait for medic trust me and I used to be 120 kg that time
@Ih8GoogleandApple
@Ih8GoogleandApple 4 года назад
She probably got up and finished the game!
@siddarthakakarla2226
@siddarthakakarla2226 4 года назад
@@Ih8GoogleandApple no way she can't barely walk
@emb5048
@emb5048 2 года назад
That penguin was Wellington, a rockhopper penguin who lives at Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. When they closed during the pandemic, he got to explore and they posted videos.
@neehobelic689
@neehobelic689 4 года назад
If the dog in the jenga game was not filmed, noone would have believed her lol🤣🤣
@misterflibble6601
@misterflibble6601 2 года назад
Who's noone?🤣🤣
@IDK83
@IDK83 2 года назад
@@misterflibble6601 Your mom probably
@manikkalore1630
@manikkalore1630 4 года назад
The term "Underdog " has never been so apt .
@chair5728
@chair5728 4 года назад
Manik Kalore Nice Camaro
@Concordeagle
@Concordeagle 4 года назад
The doggy trio, died laughing 😂
@user-oh2hx9kf8d
@user-oh2hx9kf8d 4 года назад
Rip
@dayze3618
@dayze3618 4 года назад
I agree
@Mommie2redheads
@Mommie2redheads 4 года назад
F
@xymonmanzano2379
@xymonmanzano2379 4 года назад
There just having a good time
@kisa3495
@kisa3495 4 года назад
When he started dry humping I fucking drooled from laughter
@williamyoung3340
@williamyoung3340 2 года назад
The fact that the dog understands the idea behind Jenna is mind blowing
@Randomeris1
@Randomeris1 Год назад
Dogs and other 4 legged animals are just better than humans in any, and every way.
@sheezle3
@sheezle3 Год назад
Nah, she's just trained to perform a super basic task. Absolutely no intellect required
@mikimiyazaki
@mikimiyazaki Год назад
​@@Randomeris1really? Well you can change your species nowadays. Go and identify as a rat. They have 4 legs.
@northernsnow6982
@northernsnow6982 Год назад
​@@sheezle3you can see the dog actually paying attention to the tower, so it doesn't fall. It may just be so the blocks don't fall on the dog, but even that simple fact takes intellect on its own. However, it probably understands to not knock down the blocks. Otherwise it would just do a basic trick as you said, and just grab a block while knocking the rest down. So this dogs intellect, or the understanding it has of the situation, is quite high.
@jajupa78
@jajupa78 4 года назад
Them dogs went straight in the house,and licked the owner all over the face.
@onevastanus
@onevastanus 4 года назад
That's why dog owners are so fucking healthy, and smart.
@casadelshed9128
@casadelshed9128 4 года назад
Those dogs was doing it for the Gram
@DaniloDanny77
@DaniloDanny77 4 года назад
@8-Bit Assault Dog owners. Definitely them.
@wildmanstudios6534
@wildmanstudios6534 4 года назад
Remember the golden rule?
@patjohn775
@patjohn775 4 года назад
8-Bit Assault I don’t know what I hate more adults that still play video games or those low resolution games from the 80s and 90s that look like arcade games.
@kristiantucker5449
@kristiantucker5449 4 года назад
Nothin better than Ozzy man while in self isolation. Stay strong every one 💪
@jordywillaert-rt9qt
@jordywillaert-rt9qt 4 года назад
You in self isolation? Lol gf
@poopingwhilestanding5801
@poopingwhilestanding5801 4 года назад
Much, much better than seeing the crap women post on tik tok
@MrBlitz-kr2wo
@MrBlitz-kr2wo 4 года назад
5:16 Ugandan Pup: "Why are you gay?"
@april4769
@april4769 4 года назад
It's so nice to laugh at anything these days😂🤣😂
@lovelessissimo
@lovelessissimo 4 года назад
I don't think Neymar's dignity will ever make a full recovery.
@user-fq1ig3uy3q
@user-fq1ig3uy3q 3 года назад
Wait... He once had dignity?
@13yearsaprepperr.jtilbury.51
@13yearsaprepperr.jtilbury.51 3 года назад
ya cant recover what you never had !
@Gia1911Logous
@Gia1911Logous 2 года назад
well you're right... he got a yellow for just being good in a game in PSG... referees certainly don't like him
@lovelessissimo
@lovelessissimo 2 года назад
@@Gia1911Logous can you blame them?
@Gia1911Logous
@Gia1911Logous 2 года назад
@@lovelessissimo yeah? yeah i can blame them... because if you aren't pierluigi collina, you are bound to be hated by both sides every time because you almost every game call something wayyyyyy off and then call yourself righteous
@magicpyroninja
@magicpyroninja 3 года назад
That dog has caused me to rethink the actual stability of Jenga towers
@gerhardtoxopeus8574
@gerhardtoxopeus8574 4 года назад
That girl on the swing is lucky there are no Jack Russell's around
@capnskiddies
@capnskiddies 4 года назад
Or a me
@topspinaurelius
@topspinaurelius 4 года назад
She looks like someone who would enjoy the attention and actions of the jack russells
@christrotter3052
@christrotter3052 4 года назад
🤣
@felixargyle1285
@felixargyle1285 4 года назад
@Syk of this pc bs not of you definitely
@cpprcrk1833
@cpprcrk1833 4 года назад
The world doesn't need anymore Ginger Puppies !
@angelica3744
@angelica3744 4 года назад
There are two kinds of dogs: Those who work hard on perfecting their Jenga game and...well...5:17.
@simcity8367
@simcity8367 4 года назад
Those dogs were wild 🤣
@TheHuxleyAgnostic
@TheHuxleyAgnostic 4 года назад
They were playing Tetris.
@MrJackandEmily
@MrJackandEmily 4 года назад
Bitches be crazy
@joseg.6238
@joseg.6238 4 года назад
No different from humans
@yoyomamad
@yoyomamad 4 года назад
why did i watch dog fucking each other for straight two minutes (-_-"
@tlf.
@tlf. 4 года назад
The chad girl vs the virgin neymar
@bmo3778
@bmo3778 3 года назад
that lady showed us the spirit of "cmon, knee cap, you can't let me down when I need you the most!"
@riyank5238
@riyank5238 3 года назад
Yeah man.. Tough girl man.
@krzkam7792
@krzkam7792 3 года назад
Tough yet stupid as fucking fuck.
@tehmtbz
@tehmtbz 3 года назад
"As long as you're running somewhere, it's a sign of having a healthy survival instinct." I totally lost my shit at this pearl you shared. That there is whats known as a truism.
@giovannicherico3837
@giovannicherico3837 4 года назад
The female soccer player is one of toughest athlete I've ever seen.
@gousserooldy2600
@gousserooldy2600 3 года назад
no she is not
@giovannicherico3837
@giovannicherico3837 3 года назад
@@gousserooldy2600 Who is tougher?
@angeevids5294
@angeevids5294 3 года назад
@@giovannicherico3837 you have been tracking this comment for a year
@HoLeeFuk317
@HoLeeFuk317 3 года назад
It hurts a lot less once it pops back in
@bat6087
@bat6087 3 года назад
@@gousserooldy2600 bro she dislocated a fucking kneecap put It back in place and kept playing that's insanely tough
@bakurasplanet4502
@bakurasplanet4502 3 года назад
5:42 *Kev was just saying "Don't worry guys, I'll keep humping the air while you do your thing, I'm good."* This is freakin' hilarious!
@theenchiladakid1866
@theenchiladakid1866 4 года назад
I don't know what's more messed up. 3 dogs humping Someone filming it or Ozzy man showing us it
@mehmetyersel449
@mehmetyersel449 4 года назад
TheEnchilada Kid commenting about it
@diegotavel5872
@diegotavel5872 4 года назад
Us looking every second of it
@youtubepunisher8695
@youtubepunisher8695 4 года назад
@@diegotavel5872 us watching every second 😂
@iliyasjobs
@iliyasjobs 4 года назад
I know right, it's weirdly so satisfying to watch..
@maadtee6281
@maadtee6281 4 года назад
Me being jealous
@avikchatterjee7854
@avikchatterjee7854 3 года назад
"Everyone has fans these days... not FRIENDS" _That went too deep too fast_
@graveesports486
@graveesports486 3 года назад
I heard it she's got fat , everyone's got fat nowadays not fans
@mattkrieger3428
@mattkrieger3428 3 года назад
....that's what she said
@mayannksharma8128
@mayannksharma8128 4 года назад
Yo that girl popping her kneecap back on was so badass..! Meanwhile...... Neymar: *WELP*
@BlackEagle352
@BlackEagle352 4 года назад
Medically a disaster though.
@suscrieforsubscribing1146
@suscrieforsubscribing1146 4 года назад
Bobs and vagene
@iracarew5172
@iracarew5172 4 года назад
She ain't got time for that she's got shit to do
@shekhar7singh
@shekhar7singh 4 года назад
@@suscrieforsubscribing1146 Ask your mother that.
@mayannksharma8128
@mayannksharma8128 4 года назад
@@BlackEagle352 gotta appreciate her perseverance tho
@rvh9876
@rvh9876 4 года назад
That soccer player was punching her knee back into place DURING A 6-0 MATCH! What a badass.
@btchiaintkidding7837
@btchiaintkidding7837 4 года назад
@@Peter-ff1tp is she okay, that was a dumb move
@MrJagger112
@MrJagger112 4 года назад
@@Peter-ff1tp If that was the first time then yes, she probably made the injury worse but I have a left kneecap that dislocates every now and then when I walk up stairs or crouch and stand back up quickly and I can pop it back to where it should be but that's because it's worn to f****. First few times it happened it hurt like hell, now it's more of an inconveniance. Moral of the story is that if it happens frequently it ends up not hurting very much at all. Allthough she looked like she was in serious pain.
@DizzyOg423
@DizzyOg423 4 года назад
That jenga doggo is very impressive
@lazycatdetectingnc8086
@lazycatdetectingnc8086 4 года назад
Snatch the movie loved it
@dv9239
@dv9239 4 года назад
Not enough people are talking about secret
@riproar11
@riproar11 3 года назад
For anyone wondering, the man who jumped from the gangplank was helped up by one of the men with a white shirt and tie. If he hadn't made it up he could have released into the water and there would have been plenty of space between the ship's hull and the dock for him to tread water.
@spazzypengin
@spazzypengin 7 месяцев назад
Wasn't that ship being captained by the same guy who was captain of Costa Concordia for the crash?
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 4 года назад
The girl stuck in the baby swing had *zero* shame. She literally did the Fred Flintstone heel click right after they freed her! Lmao!
@cthulhustar997
@cthulhustar997 4 года назад
without even acknowledging the firefighters efforts. They freed her then she walked away. She probably said thanks later but still...stop thinkin about the video and acknowledge your first responders. Btw the firefighters didnt need to do all that, a pair of emt scissors could have gotten through the rubber on that swing.
@That_Awesome_Guy1
@That_Awesome_Guy1 4 года назад
@@cthulhustar997 Probably didn't want to break the swing at first.
@GrandTickler
@GrandTickler 4 года назад
they shouldve kept her in there for 2 more days, now shes learning nothing from it
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 4 года назад
@@GrandTickler Cutting the chains off and making her go to her high school classes like that for a couple days would teach her a valuable lesson in humility!
@sen5530
@sen5530 4 года назад
Nah she was stuck
@konstantinospetrakis2418
@konstantinospetrakis2418 4 года назад
Neymar needs to be banned from sports in general. What a bloody disgrace.
@louiscarr5864
@louiscarr5864 4 года назад
Let's be honest players dive in every single match modern football wouldn't exist without diving
@konstantinospetrakis2418
@konstantinospetrakis2418 4 года назад
@@louiscarr5864 There's a difference between diving once , when you see a chance of gaining something..and with what Neymar does. He is not an athlete , he is an actor and a terrible one at best.
@ashique5942
@ashique5942 3 года назад
@@konstantinospetrakis2418 mate you need to watch more football there are even worse divers in football than Neymar
@konstantinospetrakis2418
@konstantinospetrakis2418 3 года назад
@@ashique5942 Nope, there really is none worse than him.
@ashique5942
@ashique5942 3 года назад
@@konstantinospetrakis2418 you really hate Neymar doesn't you lol
@Vok250
@Vok250 4 года назад
The cruise ship just shrugged off that collision, meanwhile my car needs $4000 in repairs because a squirrel looked at it the wrong way.
@michaelgamble2848
@michaelgamble2848 3 года назад
I was hoping the captain of the cruise ship popped out of the cabin after he "parked", looked around and shouted "like a glove" doing his best Ace Ventura impression.
@kiranpersad5709
@kiranpersad5709 4 года назад
No cure yet for this coronovirus but Ozzyman's mega comp is the cure for quarantine boredom
@terminaldeity
@terminaldeity 4 года назад
I work in public health so I've been working a lot of overtime. This is less a cure for boredom for me and more a nice humorous escape from my nightmarish daily reality.
@kiranpersad5709
@kiranpersad5709 4 года назад
@@terminaldeity hang in there. Best of luck
@elfice033
@elfice033 4 года назад
The girl stuck on the swing.. They really could have just brought her something to stand on 🤔
@thelasticonoclast9467
@thelasticonoclast9467 4 года назад
That’s it. You are kicked off the rescue squad for letting common sense get in the way of an opportunity to cop a feel .
@PorchPotatoMike
@PorchPotatoMike 4 года назад
The last iconoclast Yeah! I was thinking some mouth to mouth resuscitation was in order.
@TheStoryUp
@TheStoryUp 4 года назад
Where's the fun in that.
@GrandTickler
@GrandTickler 4 года назад
but then they didnt get to touch the girl all over
@kinggu9270
@kinggu9270 4 года назад
Tf? That clip got me curious if she is a youtuber or something but i found out instead that it is not a not so rare scene lol there are lots of them getting stucked in baby swings and getting rescued by firefighters. That's future for you😂
@Chillmann2k
@Chillmann2k 4 года назад
the 3 dogs ... - i had to pause and wipe of my tears
@KovietUnionDefector
@KovietUnionDefector 3 года назад
" I'd prefer to see the Human Centipede for a second time" - Great comedy mate!
@msgeen
@msgeen 4 года назад
"Even Jon Snow's direwolf would be jealous with that head scratch" 😂😂😂 Poor Ghost. He didn't even get a pat after fighting those undead bastards.
@seanahern9511
@seanahern9511 4 года назад
00:48 The dog actually legit won that game of Jenga. You can't use both hands in Jenga, human girl!
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад
It was like she realized she might actually lose to a dog and just said fuck the rules
@itsprivate3061
@itsprivate3061 4 года назад
ikr, the gurl should have been using her mouth too, it was only fair
@bewmdogg
@bewmdogg 4 года назад
nah you gotta put the pieces you take out back on top so the dog is shit out of luck with that.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад
@@itsprivate3061 Sounds kinda hot
@rrrigil
@rrrigil 4 года назад
@its private then she can with *my jenga* all day
@GrandTickler
@GrandTickler 4 года назад
12:37 damn he just litterally saved his life in the background, 3 seconds later and it wouldve been over
@SteveRogers0768
@SteveRogers0768 4 года назад
Grand Tickler was thinking the same thing
@johncourtright1632
@johncourtright1632 4 года назад
Grand Tickler Agreed. That was some quick thinking. There's a hero right there!
@redhammer5783
@redhammer5783 3 года назад
Such a close call, huge balls on that man
@briankimmell7960
@briankimmell7960 3 года назад
Thank you, I missed that
@MrDanielqueijo
@MrDanielqueijo 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment!
@chrisevans3804
@chrisevans3804 3 года назад
"Even Jon Snow's diary would be jealous of that head scratch." My god, what a line. 👏👏😂😂
@foxygrin
@foxygrin 3 года назад
Direwolf *
@chriswelcome8102
@chriswelcome8102 3 года назад
LOL DIARY HAHAHA
@NomnomJawsnomnom
@NomnomJawsnomnom 4 года назад
Anybody else worried that the man that fell off the gangplank in the cruise ship clip was going to be crushed?
@ChristopherEvansCurMudGeoN
@ChristopherEvansCurMudGeoN 4 года назад
No, because that's not in this video.
@firewing1319
@firewing1319 4 года назад
You can see him get pulled up by another guy. About 4 seconds before the bow passes where he was atZ
@kalekhalili8130
@kalekhalili8130 4 года назад
I came right to the comments to see what someone said
@rayb9321
@rayb9321 4 года назад
No but I wonder if there's someone trapped in the cabin underneath those huge seals.
@adodoes8770
@adodoes8770 4 года назад
Apparently only 5 people were injured in that clusterfuck of a situation
@Shelbkip
@Shelbkip 4 года назад
I've popped my knee cap many times-- and it hurts so bad. Props to that woman for straight-up punching her knee cap back in place LOL
@ericholt56
@ericholt56 4 года назад
Literally dislocated mine a week ago and that girl made me feel like a bitch
@stinchy8564
@stinchy8564 4 года назад
That soccer player is the embodyment of me, once any limb or such of mine pops out im straight to "did i say you could come out" and then im vigorously hitting it back into place
@Brandyalla
@Brandyalla 4 года назад
How do you even teach a dog to play Jenga? Pirates of the Caribbean music under the sea lions on the yacht, nice! XD
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад
Considering the breed, I wouldn't be surprised if he just figured it out
@BolasDaGrk
@BolasDaGrk 3 года назад
2:58 I think anyone who fakes injuries like this should be automatically disqualified from soccer permanently. Zero tolerance ought to weed out the weasels.
@Adam-jw9jv
@Adam-jw9jv 4 года назад
That dude that helped up the mad lad who jumped is the real hero. He would have been crushed.
@PatrickRyan147
@PatrickRyan147 4 года назад
Schmeared more like..
@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname
@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname 4 года назад
Yes very true
@Andrew-rg7vc
@Andrew-rg7vc 4 года назад
Shit yeah, seconds from death
@suscrieforsubscribing1146
@suscrieforsubscribing1146 4 года назад
I thought he died or death happened on him
@geneizenberg556
@geneizenberg556 4 года назад
Werent they 3 falling into the water?
@iceking956
@iceking956 4 года назад
"shut up, let mommy trash talk.." 🤣🤣🤣
@GoneGirl2605
@GoneGirl2605 4 года назад
"She's looking for a gelato stand, oh there it is, she does value her life" 😂😂😂😂😂
@salus1231
@salus1231 3 года назад
The girl on the swing was definitely enjoying that
@everythingreview767
@everythingreview767 3 года назад
I dont know bout that, but what i do know is im enjoying that heh heh
@kevinobrien9271
@kevinobrien9271 3 года назад
That girl is so good natured ☝️
@mrwusss9126
@mrwusss9126 2 года назад
if it was a fat ugly dude stuck in a swing, nobody would even help. Now a cute teenager has a lot of stewardship and privilege rights in society
@Brandon-es2gr
@Brandon-es2gr 4 года назад
3:29 What a talented cat. The doggo looks so relaxed.
@Marshaze1
@Marshaze1 4 года назад
I was a FF/Paramedic and I've actually been called to a park for a young adult stuck in the toddler swing. We contacted our Parks and Recreation department and they told us that those toddler swings are about $1000 a piece. We had to cut through the seat with the young man still in the swing, and there are actually steel bands embedded in the rubber. It was a nightmare to actually get this person out and it ended up costing the city a couple thousand dollars because of materials, our time (other units had to be used due to us being tied up on this for a very long time), and the maintenance then required of our tools and equipment.. The city wouldn't arrest them and press charges to recuperate the money because it would be bad PR.
@PeterVogopoulos
@PeterVogopoulos Год назад
Everyone is doing this wrong. Get the trapped person a platform to stand on (we used a folding table), then two people grab the swing seat and pull it down. Works most of the time.
@yannick4425
@yannick4425 4 года назад
Man's soccer : a mild wind and everyone is down Woman's soccer 'dislocates a kneecap' : this but a scratch
@Dimplez271
@Dimplez271 4 года назад
Men: youve got no bloody leg! Women: tis but a mere flesh wound haveatcuuuu
@robertprado5125
@robertprado5125 4 года назад
She's a beast I would have her on my team.
@shinankoku2
@shinankoku2 4 года назад
Woman’s soccer: awesome. Men’s soccer: suck.
@WexMajor82
@WexMajor82 4 года назад
Watch rugby. They have to forcibly remove bleeding players from the field. No actresses there, like in men's soccer.
@divinho1
@divinho1 4 года назад
@Halkiirk she did, and she went on to finish the match.
@frumpusnumpus
@frumpusnumpus 3 года назад
I'm a little more concerned about the human who recorded that entire dog prrn scene. 😕😒What are you doing, mate?
@sanynava9160
@sanynava9160 3 года назад
Legend he is
@Dazzaleinstein
@Dazzaleinstein 3 года назад
Probably a Furry...
@lv7118
@lv7118 3 года назад
And then WE watched it!🤣
@dandavid2027
@dandavid2027 3 года назад
One hand on the camera and one hand on the .....
@smexyapman
@smexyapman 3 года назад
for real, i cant even watch it, and this dude.......
@danyv1826
@danyv1826 4 года назад
OzzyMan is the only RU-vidr that makes me NOT skipping the advertisement part of the video, I swear
@Koigokoro3096
@Koigokoro3096 4 года назад
Finally some actual fun on RU-vid and in quarantine.
@gravityhurts2910
@gravityhurts2910 4 года назад
"I prefer to see the Human Centipede for a second time." Hey, that's hell you're walking into lol.
@Sam-cy9tm
@Sam-cy9tm 4 года назад
The second movie traumatized me lol
@GZA_1
@GZA_1 4 года назад
2nd was the worst
@ridgefrost
@ridgefrost 4 года назад
@@GZA_1 wait,there was a second?
@Ucofatoffski
@Ucofatoffski 4 года назад
@@ridgefrost and a third.
@theamberwolf6825
@theamberwolf6825 4 года назад
Do i sense a fate/stay night reference by any chance ?😁
@jean-louisduvalleon3947
@jean-louisduvalleon3947 Год назад
I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit for 30 minutes. Best guy on the internet in a long time
@Lucid34
@Lucid34 4 года назад
“I don’t need a babysitter” “Shut up, let mummy trash talk”
@99mintaltezza2
@99mintaltezza2 4 года назад
Thomas Fisher copy comments much
@chair5728
@chair5728 4 года назад
Michael O'Connor Oh come on it was said in the video, let him have the likes.
@vaibhavsowchi2407
@vaibhavsowchi2407 4 года назад
Honey "THE BADASS" Badger always taking on punks above its weight class.
@ThaSlymes
@ThaSlymes 4 года назад
Saw a vid of one taking on like 4 lions, they very quickly wanted nothing to do with it! Ended with the honey badger trotting off and the lions being like "fuck that!", hilarious to watch.
@lighty805
@lighty805 4 года назад
One of the most feared among animals. Such a beast animal.
@alexandrumilos6149
@alexandrumilos6149 4 года назад
Must be the one who ate the python🤣🤣🤣
@hikikomorihachiman7491
@hikikomorihachiman7491 4 года назад
*the badgers*
@satishdharu2236
@satishdharu2236 4 года назад
This honey Badger should face Khabib Nurmagomedov for lightweight belt.
@cranzysolis
@cranzysolis 4 года назад
“Even jon snow’s dire wolf would be jealous of that head scratch.” 😂
@justinsander7654
@justinsander7654 3 года назад
You will likely never find me on one of those floating death traps. Those big cruse ships are dangerous af.
@nubivagant3068
@nubivagant3068 4 года назад
That soccer player popping her knew cap back in place is one of the most badass things I've ever seen.
@OhioOwns
@OhioOwns 4 года назад
I was pretty fascinated by that Jenga dog though, tbh. the concentration he had was amazing.
@user-fq1ig3uy3q
@user-fq1ig3uy3q 3 года назад
She. Her name is Secret.
@OhioOwns
@OhioOwns 3 года назад
@@user-fq1ig3uy3q well she's secretly a badass. minus the 'secretly' part....
@gowokeyoubecomebroke.4747
@gowokeyoubecomebroke.4747 3 года назад
@@user-fq1ig3uy3q - - He. She identifies as a male dog and is saving for the surgery.
@dandavid2027
@dandavid2027 3 года назад
How about the Jack Russells? Were you fascinated about that?
@ImNotaRussianBot
@ImNotaRussianBot 2 года назад
That's an Aussie. They're super smart. My sister has two. They often out smart her to get what they want.
@robd3529
@robd3529 4 года назад
“Shut up, let mummy trash talk”... gold lol
@travisferguson33
@travisferguson33 3 года назад
The sad part about that jaguar clip is that the baby was doomed anyway because jaguars break the spine of their prey so they can't run away. That's why the baby is just rolling around and can't stand up
@drey8
@drey8 3 года назад
lucky for the honey badger it's a leopard then
@HydroSnips
@HydroSnips Год назад
Nah, rolls onto his front, limbs all working, moves head etc. Just watch it, you can see the spine is working just by the way he’s moving. Critter’s certainly a bit shocked and might have a few teeth marks (bloodstain back of neck) but probably lived.
@ZGGordan
@ZGGordan 4 года назад
8:56 this girl is going places, not college, but places.
@wilsoncrocker
@wilsoncrocker 4 года назад
wtf lol youre not wrong tho 😂😅
@THETRIVIALTHINGS
@THETRIVIALTHINGS 4 года назад
@Stuckgrenadepin This ^
@Imlaor25
@Imlaor25 4 года назад
That is a pretty girl... I mean, that is a pretty stupid girl.
@sabatheus
@sabatheus 4 года назад
12:34 "The Shiela coming up on the left is in no hurry, whatsoever. She's looking for a fucking gelato stand. Oh, there we go...she does value her life!"
@gladysaalmeida9267
@gladysaalmeida9267 2 года назад
I'm concerned about the men who fell into water 😳 have they survived that Cruise?
@camerakid76
@camerakid76 4 года назад
That Corona cruise ship finally said F this we’re docking right here right now!
@zitokeratin2643
@zitokeratin2643 3 года назад
8:56 Hot young lady stuck on the baby swing. The hardest thing the firefighters are thinking of is "how do I help her, without touching anything I shouldn't touch?"
@Memories7
@Memories7 4 года назад
9:34 "Every one has fans these days, not friends" Wise words.
@athul3434
@athul3434 4 года назад
12:36 anybody notice in the background how a man saved the life of the man who jumped from the boat, underrated hero He could've got crushed!
@INITIAL-AS
@INITIAL-AS 4 года назад
Wow it could have been disturbing vid. Thanks to that guy now its just a content of ozzyman's youtube
@tahunuva4254
@tahunuva4254 4 года назад
That's horrifying. That someone would spell could have like cudv is nightmarish. Also the boat crush, yeah.
@Geraldo_Rivian
@Geraldo_Rivian 4 года назад
He's shirou EMIYA probably
@isaacibarra6159
@isaacibarra6159 4 года назад
i cant believe ozzyman didnt mention that. honestly a big miss, i feel let down
@discopoe
@discopoe 4 года назад
Neymar is such a laughingstock, a disgrace for football.
@maadtee6281
@maadtee6281 4 года назад
Come on neymar was hurt a lot he couldn't walk properly
@wayne20uk
@wayne20uk 4 года назад
@@ashman4473 where's the full stop young man!? Punctuation!!!
@bananaboombox3620
@bananaboombox3620 4 года назад
football is a laughingstock
@andresgv10
@andresgv10 4 года назад
Yes, he is. And this sport of full of assholes like him.
@mcharris5200
@mcharris5200 4 года назад
With 'Neymar' at the top of their footballing tree they will win nothing. Just like 'Robinho' before him another one who was supposed to be the best thing since sliced bread
@scottsmith4315
@scottsmith4315 3 года назад
Dude! The two sea lions on the sailboat are from my city in Washington state! So cool you have this on your show!
@Akangmeren2
@Akangmeren2 4 года назад
Even Her teammate of at 2:45 be like. 'Ah you'll be fine, it happens. Pull yourself together'. And here we have Neymar and the whole team.
@sproocey698
@sproocey698 4 года назад
Akangmeren Aier i dont get why everyone is attacking the whole mens sport because of one wanker
@krashd
@krashd 4 года назад
@@sproocey698 Because amateur dramatics are common in football, the players forget that there are cameras covering them so they pretend to trip over people's feet when they are half a meter away from the nearest person. People like Neymar take it too far.
@sproocey698
@sproocey698 4 года назад
Rob Fraser yeah i agree but people act like every male player is a pussy because of the 5% of the players are divers. but yeah neymar takes it way too far
@debasishprodhan3250
@debasishprodhan3250 4 года назад
5:42 "Dont worry guys I'll keep humping the air while you do your thing" Next level from ozzyman 😁😁😁
@iennternet
@iennternet 4 года назад
I was so happy when I turned on my phone and saw this
@Reaper-bh9xr
@Reaper-bh9xr 3 года назад
I love it how he says "Here's my face" whenever he shows his bloody handsome face
@xanderstossel
@xanderstossel 3 года назад
And for me, an american guy it sounds like he is saying "here's 'me' face". . .
@bag3lmonst3r72
@bag3lmonst3r72 4 года назад
"She's an underdog" Well played Ozzy, well played. ps. Don't you sleep?!
@marissamenefee4426
@marissamenefee4426 4 года назад
I believe you may have forgotten about Timezones 😆
@bag3lmonst3r72
@bag3lmonst3r72 4 года назад
We live in the same time zone. It was around 4 a.m. when he posted this, hence.
@zovalentine7305
@zovalentine7305 4 года назад
I'm in u.s.a., so it's always 2morrow in Australia. It's always anyday on the internetz🎠🤠
@xxxx85
@xxxx85 4 года назад
8:52 Quagmire: "Dear diary: Jackpot!"
@benjaminmyers2681
@benjaminmyers2681 4 года назад
😂
@chunter8807
@chunter8807 4 года назад
Giggidy
@dec13666
@dec13666 4 года назад
So this joke starts with these three animals stuck: a cat, a goat and a redhead teenager...
@ApriliaRSV4F
@ApriliaRSV4F 4 года назад
Let me guess. Nobody rescues the redhead teenager.
@positiveplayer4744
@positiveplayer4744 4 года назад
there was also a video where a cop getting stuck on a fence.. i think its ozzy's fail cops
@johncourtright1632
@johncourtright1632 4 года назад
A cat, a goat and a redhead teenager walk into a bar ... Bartender: "Hey, no animals in the b... Wait a minute, ... you three look familiar. Have you been in here before?" Redhead teenager: "No, this is our first time." Bartender: "I never forget a face. I'm sure I've seen all three of you before." Redhead teenager: "You may have seen us on TV last week." Bartender: "That's it! I remember you now. You were on that awards show! You didn't win, but were all honorable mentions. That's pretty good isn't it? You're celebrities! What was the name of that show?" Redhead teenager: "Never mind. It's not important." Bartender: "I remember it because it was one of the strangest awards show I've ever seen. None of the finalists showed up to accept their awards. Weird!" Bartender: "It's on the tip of my tongue... I've got it! It was called the "Darwin Awards". Redhead teenager: "I said it's not important."
@dec13666
@dec13666 4 года назад
@@johncourtright1632 😂👍
@TommyGun1979
@TommyGun1979 3 года назад
I have to admit the 3 dogs cracked me up.... I found myself LMAO !
@markknoop6283
@markknoop6283 3 года назад
Taking someone's parking spot in a habor is on an other level.
@gabereiser
@gabereiser 3 года назад
oh you're waiting for the spot? didn't have your blinker on, so I'll take it
@bigdingo8848
@bigdingo8848 4 года назад
Players like Neymar make it so hard to like soccer/football....
@chriswhite5517
@chriswhite5517 4 года назад
Your right that shit is pitifull
@masterwrong4933
@masterwrong4933 4 года назад
He's not the only one flopping. Every player does it. Dont blame it one player
@gamehardy
@gamehardy 4 года назад
Glenn he is by far the bitchiest tho
@flykicksdj
@flykicksdj 4 года назад
@@masterwrong4933 nope not all of them flop. Show me a video of Messi flopping for example....
@Oneath
@Oneath 4 года назад
​@Ice capades what happens on the pitch does matter in the end
@brendencampbell3082
@brendencampbell3082 4 года назад
I am convinced that the JR in Neymar JR actually stands for Joker.
@bossingtonhillforever4267
@bossingtonhillforever4267 4 года назад
LMAO! XD
@saikatkar4452
@saikatkar4452 4 года назад
It stands for Just Ridiculous.
@polishheavies8205
@polishheavies8205 4 года назад
This is underrated
@prasadkmvss8094
@prasadkmvss8094 4 года назад
It stands for Just Rolling
@jakelus71
@jakelus71 4 года назад
He's a disgrace to the game, and he's been that way his entire career. I have no idea how he has so many fans.
@MuppetChops
@MuppetChops 3 года назад
The cat dog massage was brilliant. Please do more narrating animal videos ;-)
@youngfly3004
@youngfly3004 4 года назад
These dogs are having wayy too much fun man 😂
@juanarocha8629
@juanarocha8629 4 года назад
2:51 saying "she's strong' is an understatement
@Thetruthiscosmic
@Thetruthiscosmic 4 года назад
Agreed, or saying she's tough. Watching Neymar in the clip that follows makes me roll my eyes so far back I can see my brain.
@imwinningthisone7613
@imwinningthisone7613 4 года назад
No, that was an adrenaline rush, she was crying and just slightly hitting her knee
@dv9239
@dv9239 4 года назад
Saying she's stupid would be appropriate
@oldmillennial6872
@oldmillennial6872 4 года назад
I hope that girls parents got a massive bill for the swing.
@jakemorrison8507
@jakemorrison8507 4 года назад
Was it made of gold like?
@Njerve1
@Njerve1 4 года назад
It's usually a fee for covering response teams, where i come from. But i guess they could just copyright the scenario for the upcoming porn spinoffs. I mean really, she couldn't spin upside down and "fall out" ?
@chicagojonesy
@chicagojonesy 4 года назад
@@jakemorrison8507 If it was made of gold like the cost will be astronomical like. But I bet it was just steel like and plastic like.
@Spielix
@Spielix 4 года назад
@UC5vXHLZFwPQJwH07PS9uEKg Many things that are put up in public spaces are much more expensive than one would think. One reason surely is that they have to be quite resistant to survive vandalism.
@sethralavode9012
@sethralavode9012 4 года назад
Typical dredge of society these days.
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