Paimon's Chinese voice actor checks out the men's butts [Genshin Impact] 

for anyone who's interested, zhongli's chinese voice actor reacted to paimon peeping at his butt! hahaha i translated their exchange here: hinoe.tumblr.com/post/639271456883261440/follow-up-the-the-paimons-chinese-va-checking-out

Zhongli's coat is long for a reason huh... has to hide the cake

The sound of pure disappointment when she realized that Childe has no cake.

Paimons VA: let’s stop looking- Her 1 second later: _i want to see kaeya’s_

It's funnier when you realize that Zhongli has the option to change his appearance. He chose to have that booty.

Zhongli: “I am Rex Lapis the god of C-“ Paimon: “Contracts?” Zhongli: “C-ake.”

"Aiyah, Childe's too skinny." Mood. The disappointment whenever I use him.

Paimon no stop wait

Everyone: S tier Zhongli: aSS tier Update: after the buff for both Geo elemental resonance and the big Zhong, no tier can contain our Lord.

In cutscenes, the one about stormterror, kaeya GOT ass, but Mihoyo robbed us and the playable one...

Lol ngl I only noticed when I was gliding around and I saw his coat flap around. Got so shocked had to call my sister in and be like look at this man

Damn they give Zhongli a long cape to hide the good stuff for no reason :/

ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT SHE HAS EVERY CHARACTER

1:16 She said: Someone in my chat is going to report me (for lewd behavior).

THE FACT THAT SHE KEPT ON COMING BACK TO ZHONGLI JUST TO COMPARE HIS CAKE TO THE OTHERS IS SENDING ME

So lessoned learned, zhongli and jean are the thiccest ones in the game-

That's why so many people fell to death...

This whole video screams bisexual frustration

They robbed us of the Kaeya cake when he had so much potential with those tight pants of his

rock bottom got a whole new meaning

Dilluc has cake ZHONGLI OWN BAKERY

Zhong li VA : “i feel a disturbance in the force”

Her: _proceeds to check Zhongli's cake_ The chat: _spamming question marks _*_intensifies_*

THE SLURPY NOISES SHE MADE AT THE END

LMAO ALL THE "????" IN THE CHAT 💀

Paimon is extra thirsty.

I feel like I'm watching "kiss him not me", the vibe it that same

As someone who somewhat knows mandarin, I swear, all I get from her saying is, “*insert character’s name*’s butt!”

You know you did a good job when the VA use their earn money and goes back to the company.

Even Jean's Japanese VA (Chiwa Saito) noted that, "When you run with Jean, please tilt your camera angle a little bit because she got a really beautiful butt." 😭

Paimon dropping the traveler for Zhongli: “I don’t wanna play with you anymore”

paimon is a zhongli fangirl confirmed

Women of culture Weebs: we approve

Genshin Team: Blurs the characters so you can't stare at their butts. Paimon's VA: *Finds perfect Angle* Genshin Team: Hey! NOO! You're not supposed to do that!!!

Her : no butt UnU Childe : and i took that personally

2:57 she says "我感觉都没zhongli的qiao(big)"=i don't think their's is bigger than zhongli's 3:03 she says "直播间应该设么关系吧“=I probably won't need to censor it in the stream. (bilibili has a very strict cencor policy and she was afriad that Mona was going to violate it) Hope it helps!

This whole video is a bisexual panic and honestly, can relate.

The noises she made looking at JEAN lmffao

This is probably what Paimon does whenever she disappears

I love how she keeps switching back and forth to zhongli 😂

"why his butt is so thicc?" zhongli : ohh... i forgot to change the setting from the last form

"Kaeya is flat" Oikawa: Welcome to the club

the fact that zhongli has to wear a coat cuz he knows how powerful he would be with his cake exposed and might crash the whole game 😩😩🛐🛐🛐🛐

Now I'm mad I didn't get Zhongli.

As a Kaeya main I’m always saddened by his flatness

That's why Genshin is so popular... half the time people be "climbing". ...not that I'm any different tho

Paimon's favorite food isn't sticky honey roast anymore...

I'll be in the middle of playing and looking up (to see how much longer I have to climb, to look at things on higher ground, just looking around, etc.) and I'll think, "Oh, I should probably stop doing this since it looks like I'm looking at their bottom's." as though the characters knew and would be offended at me or something.

LMAO the way she would always switch back to zhongli just to gawk 💀💀

We got ourselves a woman of culture, here.

I come back to watch this at least 5 times a day

I regret not doing this during Zhongli's trial run

The fact I understand what she’s saying makes this 20x funnier

Bilibili: "Is ThIs FoR ReAL?" Zhong Li: "This is order."

So that's why he's so weak. All of his power went to his cake

WH- SHE HAS LIKE EVERY CHARACTER THO- ✋😩

When the emergency food is hungry.

why is zhongli's so clenched LOL

Thanks for the content! Despite saying that your chinese isn't that good, I'm really impressed by how much you know about the weird slang of us. You seems to not able to translate some of them, so, a wandering Chinese is here to help you. 0:53 She's saying "I see deluc's ass crack" 1:16 She's saying "What, you guys are going to report me?"(for being lewd) 2:58 "I think none of them will have as thicc a butt as Zhongli" 3:04 She's saying "I hope nothing will happen to my stream" she is just concerning about whether her stream will get censored. 3:44 She's actutally saying something like "I should not endanger my stream like this" (I'm phrasing this one very differently from what she said originally, her original sentence here means "I should cherish my stream" which sounds weird without context), which is again, concerning about getting censored.

I'm Chinese and i can tell you her voice is really cute, i know foreigners often can't accept our high pitch voice compare to Japanese which has a smoother voice, but if we don't put too strong of a high pitch voice it turns out to sounds a lot cuter

Ok but her freaking out about Zhongli AND Jean is such a mood 🤣🤣😂😂

*Sees Zhongli’s cake* DAYUM BOI~ He’s THICC!!!!!

The way she keeps going back to Zhongli to look again lmao

Thank you for the translations. 3:47 “珍惜一下直播间” (zhen xi yi xia zhi bo jian). The literal translation is "Cherish my livestream." She probably meant "We better stop looking at Zhongli's butt or my stream could get in trouble".

Zhongli After 6,000 years of squats:

Childe has flatbread Diluc has buns Kaeya has cake ZHONGLI HAS THE WHOLE BAKERY

Damn Zhongli is looking fine 😳

Paimon's chinese voice actress is a woman of class

zhongli's getting buffed, so pog

she keeps saying "lets stop" BUT SHE CONTINUES TO LOOK AT OTHERS AHAHAH 😵

She actually drooled. Mah emergency food can't be this cultured :v

See this Mihoyo? even your partners want the censored angle to be removed.

I can never see Zhongli the same ever again...

I was on board with her until she called Kaeya's butt flat 😭 the disrespect

You can actually see Zhongli better while flying down.

1:15 I think she's like "oh my god is someone going to report me?" buuuuuut I can't be 100% on that

poor Childe

At least they gave to my snezhnayan boi ball physics 🤓

Paimon: "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny..."

literally the entire fandom

Childe might not have cake but he has ball physics 😤😳

Well that’s one reason to roll for Zhongli

So that's why Zhongli has such a long coat

imagine if the voice actors of all the chars she peeked at reacted to this

That’s not even the full package yet. I’m curious how will she react to ZhongLi grunting (manly moaning) in any of the 3 languages: CN JP and especially EN

1:17 “What? Somebody wants to report me?” That’s what she said

Can’t believe I’m back on this video.. again.

It's time for ASS FACTS! Kaeya's cheek size is on par with Zhongli, and almost THREE times as many polygons. The reason that he looks so damn flat is because his texture has just about zero painted shadows on his cheeks. By contrast, Diluc is almost COMPLETELY flat, but he's got some shading, so he looks thiccer than he is. Childe isn't as flat, but he's got less shading than Kaeya, and fewer polys too. So the ass flatness scale goes Childe > Diluc > Kaeya > Zhongli

“Her screaming at Zhongli butt” Me : Wut? I can’t see *Turn off Night shift mod and turn up the light a little* Aaaaaaaaaaaaa holy

She is like a yaoi fan girl XD

Paimon’s voice actor being a VTuber? Checks out ngl

Paimon: "Now this is some emergency food!"

Thats why we ship childe and zhongli 😌

where T/N says they don't know what she's saying: 0:53 she's saying she can see his buttcrack “屁股缝看到了” 1:17 "what, there are people reporting me [the stream]?" "怎么，还有人要举报我?" corrections: 2:32 "isn't this a bit too much?" "不是有点夸张了吗？“ 2:57 "looks like they're all not as thicc as zhongli's butt" "都看起来没有钟离的屁股翘” 3:05 "there shouldn't be any problem with my stream right" "我直播应该现在没什么关系吗？“

Ah, I see she's a woman of culture as well.

Everytime I play with Kaeya I try to look away from his butt. It's very... difficult...

Zhongli uses the coat to hide his cake

ahahhahha this is the best thing ever, I love this girl xDDD considering changing to chinese in game because of her xDDDD

1:16 Here she’s saying: someone wants to report me

DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON. HELLA ASS, THE SUN IS OUT.