Painting The Trade || Drag Queen Storytime || Lushious Massacr 

i'm over the moon thinking about the number of children who clicked this video thinking that by "painting" you meant doing a little makeup look on some trade. ohhh honey they about to get educated LMAO

1. If anyone complains about that fan they can GO SOMEWHERE LOL 2. You look SO BEAUTIFUL 😍 3. I admire your ability to be so open on camera AND to be able to open up. 4. The fact that you explain that all of this is normal and you want to teach the right way.. oh my goodness I am so inspired. I absolutely love that you educate and care about everyone and their love making. ☺️💋

Now THIS is the drag makeup Manny Shoulda sold his pallet with in his vid. Lachuchesssss... this is art. That white lined split wing.... so beautiful.

Brown Mist?! I cannot !!!! Girrrrl and it's allllways the ones who "just showered" that bring the biggest cans of paint to the housewarming party! I'm throwing my phone away, girl bye!!!

painting is how you keep a man, tho. like ts madison once said, "that doodoo got voodoo"

My first time I was 17 and he was 27 I had a burger an hour before meeting him girl that was a mistake.

12 minutes in & this is the most informative video I’ve seen in my life. #6pumps

Yasssssss MORE STORYTIMES PLEEEEZ......YOU AND RICH LUX ARE MY TWO FAV RU-vidRS LUV U SO MAAAACH😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Omg. I’m dying over here, blushing so hard 🤣😂over here, but I’m here for the education ...love you. I thought the title meant you were putting makeup on someone...LMAO. Well now I know. 🤔

Lol I lost it at “scat queen” lol

Can u do some makeup tutorials??? Ur makeup is stunning #skills

I am laughing so hard at the Fuji bottle education!

OMFG IM DEAD 😂😂 you and Rich are my number one I'm going to absolutely love your story times. I'm straight but I absolutely love listening to this and your honesty. I'm LAUGHIN SO DAMN HARD!!!

Audio quality is fine, mami, it sounds like we in the room with you. When the trade show up we gonna have to hide in the closet 🤣🤣🤣

Miss "luchuchus" love you girllllll!!! New sub here from Rich lux page 😘😘

Goddamnnnnn Lushious Girl you can’t beat the living hell out of a face. Just stunning.

"Brown mist" I am gaaaggging the house hunnay!! This was such a funny video but on a real note I must say that your willingness to educate and break down the stigma of backdoor play is brave and beautiful! This happens to ALL HUMANS who enjoy a little variety in life. Much love girl and please keep it coming! You give this fat old broad life hunny.

I will never see a water bottle with the same eyes 👀 again lol ! Thanks 🤭

You were made for RU-vid!

Even looking at you with all that colour makes me smile... you could sit there for ten minutes and do and say nothing and I’d be happy. Love you so muuuuch! ❤️🧡💛💚💜

Yes ma'am. The first time anal... he was big honey. And I said... "I'm gonna..." and he said, "no you won't. It just feels that way." 😂lies!

I HAV NEVER WACHED ANYONE SO DAM REAL AND SO HILARIOUS IM LUVIN THIS SO MAAACH LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN A LONG TIME IM ROLLING I LUV THIS😂

The backdoor fantasy was never my kind of gig, but I appreciate knowing the tea when it comes to painting the trade. It might come in handy to know to help others, so thank you for the storytime, Miss Lushious!

Luscious ur so educational!!!! U freakn keep it so real I absolutely love it and u looking hot babeee! Yes please keep telling us more storytime living for it! The quiero mucho 🤗

I’ve heard the term “Cleaning the sheets” for douching.

"Brown mists" & "I'm redecorating"..... LOL 😂😂😂 #Dead

I know it's happened to me lol!!! Your right, no one ever wants to talk about it. I was not prepared and no one ever told me so i was mortified when it happened to me! Thank you for educating the children!!! More stories please gurl!!! And i want a collab storytime with Rich PLEASE!!! You had me rolling on the floor laughing so hard i couldn't stop!!!! 😍💋💖👍

Second half of the Dynamic Duo, giving us piping hot tea!!

Mermaid realness!! Gurl don't steal my man huuni with your trade skills lol sending love from Dallas Texas boo!

Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom on the booty matters, Honey! I feel like I learn more in this few minutes than I ever had in my whole life! You look fabulosa by the way.🧜🏽‍♀️

Lmao girl this story had me cracking up! Spilling that true tea honey!! Please give us more storytime videos!!!

That ombre lip girl!!!!! Yaaaaassss queen!

Paint the trade, just the tip?! Damn maybe that'll get me a man 😂😅😂

So beautiful. You have the best lipsticks ever! I legit jumped out of a Jeffree Star video as soon as I saw this go up. 💖 Love you so mach!

I’m obsessed with your mug, your honesty, story times, and just YOU!!!! I LIVE for u and rich!!!!! You had me dying at “ you become a Picasso!!!!” I was 💀 dead!!! Love you sooooooo maaaaaaach!!!! Yes goorrrllll!

This is what I'm talking about... this is drag makeup... Luchachas the house... Rich Lux said he saw you packing Manny's pallets with tia Petra... love you so muuuuuchhhh...

You're going to have fetish tops all in your dm's honey

You are giving me a whole aquarium fantasy hunny!!! Pure fish 🐠 an aquatic dream... I am obsessed!! Your Story times are the best!!

Lmfao 😂 I learned something today gurllll 🤣

Unclockable, as always 😃

TRUE TEA IM SO HAPPY U HAVE UR OWN CHANNEL I JUST CANT GET ENUF OF YOU AND RICH LUV U BOTH SO MAAAACH💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Guuuurl u look beyond fabulous!!!!! Love the storytimes!!!! Yes i have been a Picasso at one time.

Hispanic urban legend is that if you bleed in a man’s mouth, he’s hooked for life. 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾 is that considered painting? 😂😂

Ok i know ive made a.million comments...im so sorry lol but i amd subscribed...i just wanna say i really enjoy ur channel and stories...like a said before even woman can listen and learn from u lol and u are so very talented with makeup!!! U are awesome! Thank u for all u do on ur new channel i love it! : ) luv yas!!! ♡

YOU R STRAIGHT UP THE BEST FCKING MKUP ARTIST ON RU-vid.....YOUR CLEANLINESS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!! Why aren't u more famous

This is the realest story time I’ve ever heard!! I swear other people are like “so this guy came over and ‘you already know’ it was just a crazy night” I’m living for this

Lort hammercy. This crash course is INTENSE!!!! We need more lingo videos too. I live!!!!!!!

I love love love how honest you are and how real you keep it, like thank you. Seriously!!! Educating the right way 🤓 Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy GAWWWWDDDDDD.....I just got to the real real part of the video... .😅😅😅 not laughing at you, the fact it's your roommates bed is fantastic I'm done 💀💀💀💀

You're smart deciding to be real on RU-vid because people burn out pretending to be someone they're not. 💎

Darling I done painted and some to my man and I'm not talking about no copper eye and nude lip sis tf

yesssssss hunnay a real BBW WOMANNNN to teach us a thing or two about the trade. girl the children are shook at this storytime, you redecorated the house. tbh we alll love a backdoor fantasy. if he hasn’t been painted IS HE REALLY A TOP???

Living for you! I need more Lushious videos in my life!

Best story time EVER! I laughed till it hurt 😂😂😂😂

Omg I just watched your latest video here a work.. have my headphones in and finished watching so it just kept playing your older videos and this one came on!! I remember when you first posted this one hahaha 😂 I’m cracking up all over again! This is a Lachuches classic! I miss your story times

Yessss!! I'm living for this full fantasy😍 I want more storytimes!

Work that green wig hunny... I'm living!!💚💚💚

OMG THIS MERMAID VIBES!

Yess Ms.Leche!!!! MannyMUA whoooo?! 😂

"I was redecorating girl " girl love this story time!!! You're so gorg!!

Lushious, have you and your fellow queens ever thought about teaching drag classes? Even though I’m a woman, I’d think it’d be fun to go to a party in drag. I’d love to learn how to do the makeup, how to find a persona, etc. Y’all could make some good daytime money by holding a month-long course. Think of it: 15 or so students at $300 or so each!

Lushious, I am watching your story time videos while studying Asepsis and Infection Control in Nursing School. I am so obsessed with you and your animated way of telling a story. I have watched this video for about the 7th time this week and cannot get tired of it. I am so stressed out in Nursing School, with 2 little ones and when my husband leaves town for months at a time to work, I become a single student mother. I want you to know that I can open up your youtube and feel like you are right here with me. You are SO relatable because you are humble, sincere, straight-forward, and so full of LOVE! I am a full millenial baby at 27 years old and let me tell you that THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I WOULD RATHER MEET ON RU-vid THAN YOU! When I talk about you at school, I tell them you are "My fabulous gay friend Luschious who has a RU-vid channel". My family goes to Mexico every year and I'd love to stop by Brownsville to meet you some day. I need to do this before your RU-vid channel explodes and you become more unavailable. Te AMO y PORFAVOR sube mas videos!

Thank you for educating the children! It's too late for me but I could have you used that when I was starting out when I was a youth starting to enjoy a backdoor fantasy!

I first found you on Rich Lux’s channel and I am loving you!💚

She said my Judy’s and the Gigs!!! LOL!!!!

Oh, and that dress, I saw you wearing it in the dragcon vid. This dress captures my Caribbean soul!!! And you look SO fish in it. Yes mama!!!!

Once again...u have absolutely amazed me with ur beautiful makeup and hair...u look so beautiful!!!!

Omg 😱😱😱😂😂😂😂 nooooooooo lmao. Girl, I always thought painting was makeup lmfao

Hi hunny I love your personality I found you thanks to rich lux !!!!

This opened my eyes. There was this WEALTHY man who would come in and blow 100k a night on craps. Nasty fellow to deal with. Well, he always had a twink with him, and would frequently have his 15-16 year old "sons" (never the same sons) in the room. I didn't understand why housekeeping refused to clean the room and why there was always shit on the walls, ceiling, floor, tv, everywhere. I thought dude was mad for losing his $ and was taking revenge. Omg those poor young men! I stopped the video and called the casino I used to work at and had them add comments to his profile. This can't continue. It just can't. The next time he comes in with them, they are calling the police and gaming.

That wig is gorgeous! OMG!

Queen Motha, that teal is slaying me. Had to watch some vids back to back, missed you going off. LMAO That necklace, I’m wearing that to bed on my 35th bday. “Pulling the fraudulence, girl!”🤣😂

Omg! Yaaaz! Loved it, it was very educational, funny with a serious twist...very hard ti stop listening lol! Keep'em coming girl!!

OH HuunnnEEE.... You are beautiful! I LOVE that little trill/chirp/pur you do. Thank you for the TRUE tea! Also 💘 the look 👀 you are on 🔥👑! 💘💋✨🌻🌹💐

I can't even concentrate on the story, I am so in awe of your look! The nails, the dress, the face, the hair, the jewels!!! You look STUNNING!!!

Catching up on older vids. I am CRACKING UP cause yes sis, it happens! 100!! Hahahaha. Proud of you for being 100!!

omg I've got my little boy asleep next to me and I'm watching this with headphones absolutely fucking losing it 🤣

Your look is giving me life! Yaaaasss! Educating the kids! Gotta love a queen that isn't afarid to talk about real shit! Thank you! 💛💚💙💜💖

I know I'm commenting a lot but I can't handle this if you only knew how hard I'm laughing... Your right up my alley for real

The tea is hot!!!! Miss Lachutchess, oh my Jesus! 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

I am living for your look! I love that color of green!

Hey Lush this was one hell of a first story time. Love the honesty. Next time can you please give us all the def. of all the drag girl lingo? Have a great Sunday Lush from one bbw to another.

Miss Massacr.....saving trade’s life since 1998.. 👏🏾👏🏾

You are looking flawless. This has been quite an education. LOL No joke, I bet you're helping a lot of people with this kind of information. I love your honesty. Thanks for sharing a situation that was difficult for you. Isn't it amazing how we grow immune to things that once mortified us?

OMG! That brown mist tho...!!! You had me over here dying!!

Please do more I’m obsessed with you

I love the green make up, it's beautiful!!!

I’m living for your makeup and your honesty.

LMAOOO 🤣😂🤣😅😄🤣😂 I SERIOUSLY WISH YOU DID STORY TIME EVERY DAY!!!! you are the ABSOLUTE best story! My sister did this to a man.. the worst part. They just put a sheet down and went to sleep on top of the "juices"

Miss Lushious, Ooo girl story time yeses I love love love story time. OMG all over the bed, the walls....girl you go girly !!! Better out than in my grandmother used to say LOL !!! I think you are a brave woman talking about, educating the young about backdoor bottom good for you honey. Didn't no one teach my old fat ass nothin about it ever. But no your not alone on having "painted" a trade.....At 50 yrs old I am so ashamed to say I had one want me to paint him on purpose and girl I over did it BAD !!! But as a nurse I know it's a natural body function. I'm just so happy you are coming on RU-vid I love you and your a breath of fresh air. Keep the stories comin girlfriend. Hugs from Texas💓

lmao girl the things you say have me ROLLIN!! the way you tell stories are hilarious! we need more of you girl, keep the videos COMING HUNNAYYYYY!! please and thank you 😂

"They gonna take my bottom trophy!" That's hilarious!! I fucking Love you!

I just have to say, I love you. I grew up surrounded by gay and drag culture and so, to me, these kinds of convos are normal. I had a friend walk by in the background as I was watching this who was shocked by the convo, lol. I was dying, because you're being 100% real about things. I had a chat with my friend after (who hasn't been as exposed to anything outside thier little box until recently) about their discomfort over it and they couldn't really explain why they felt how they did. It basically came down to it being a taboo subject and he felt embarassed about it. I explained the other side of things and that it's no different than people talking about hetero sex and things that can happen. It was a good convo that opened the door for some questions and understanding and it started because you made this video. My roomate (who is a chick) watched the vid after she heard because her BF wants to try anal and she said she wants tips, haha. Just wanted to thank you for being so real and so candid (and funny about it) because you're normalizing something that a lot of people want to know, but are afraid to ask about. I've always been around really sexually open/chill people my whole life (a lot of Europeans) and LGBTQ+, so as someone who already is comfy with the dialogue, I think its awesome that you put yourself out there to educate as well as entertain.

Girl! You talked about tupperware booty, putting all sorts of things in there. Good lord, I'm loving it! I seriously think you're my new favorite. I'm binging your videos since I'm a new subscriber. Keep it real! You're beautiful.

I loved seeing you on Rich Lux s channel!💜💜 I agreed with a lot of what you said regarding Manny M UA's new brand and palette and I came to subscribe, like and support you 😘 I thought you had a genius idea about creating a beauty brand specifically aimed and marketed to drag queens, you need to take that idea and run with it ✨ much love to you, you are BEAUTIFUL😘😘😘

Mizz Leches came to spill all the milk honay!!

Sooooohh informative; more storytime!!! Soh muCH TEA my bladder CAN'T take it.😅😂😂 If those walls could talk???!!!

Lush yasssss you look gorgeous, omg love your stories, you and Rich are my friends in my head thanks for the tips

"The secret to true love is 🍆💩🎨" This story time left me on the floor gurl 😂

Ive never asked a gay guy that cause im too affraid of offending someone ...my cousin is a gay man and i could ask him but i just dont want to offend at all lol i would feel so so bad lmao ...i love how open and honest u are!!!! ♡

SHES A FRAUDDD! I’m living for you gurllll