Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name As she sheds her skin on stage I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's P.A. The strip joint veteran sits two away Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, but I'm afraid that I Well, I may have faked it and I wouldn't be caught dead dead dead dead in this place Well I'm afraid that I Well that's right That I may have faked it and I wouldn't be caught dead in this place And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Well I'm afraid that I Well, I may have faked it and I wouldn't be caught dead dead dead dead in this place Well I'm afraid that I Well that's right That I may have faked it and I wouldn't be caught dead in this place And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety
I was pacing ‘round the club Deep in thought and ambivalent About what to do when summer ends That isn’t about school. Suddenly the DJ played A song by the mythical and legendary Rusty Cage That was about tying the hangman’s knot And then I thought wow that really cool and I should make some, Nooses. On my own. I like nooses, but don’t commit suicide, Because There’s no reason to. Used to fake my depression, It was all for the attention i like nooses, but don’t commit suicide Because there’s really no reason to Used to fake my depression was all for the attention NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You see, you’re mis... taken. I’m not suicidal. I just like the noose. Very mu mumu mumu mumumumuch Eventually, the teach’, caught on to my act And I think that everyone else did too. I like nooses, but don’t commit suicide, Because There is no reason to. Used to fake my depression, It was all for the attention I like nooses, but don’t commit suicide ‘cause there’s really no reason to Used to fake my depression It was all for the attention It seems as though I am Victimizing myself And I’d never want to be Hung up in a noose caught dead and choking Somebody please get me Hunter Avallone ‘cause I wouldn’t be caught dead and choking in a noose. I like nooses, but don’t commit suicide, Because There’s no reason to. Used to fake my depression, It was all for the attention I like nooses, but don’t commit suicide ‘cause there’s really no reason to Used to fake my depression It was all for the attention I like noose, but I don’t commit suicide. Lets not taint our blood with carbon dioxide.
Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name As she sheds her skin on stage I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's P.A. The strip joint veteran sits two away Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety But, but I'm afraid that I Well, I may have faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place Well, I'm afraid that I Well, that's right, well I may have faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Well, I'm afraid that I Well, I may have faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place Well, I'm afraid that I Well, that's right, well I may have faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh
