"Paralyzer" but Russian paratroopers are dropping over Virginia 

“FIGHTER JETS OVER THE I-95!” “HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH”

Virginia is quite possibly the single worst place for Russian paratroopers to drop.

"Over Virginia" Man I'm not even American but i know damn well those poor lads aren't even gonna touch the dirt before they get lit the fuck up

I'll point out that the og Mw2-3 russian invasion lasted a grand total of 9 days before being repelled.

“Ramirez! Fix my marriage!”

"Sarge did hq just tell us to go f ourselves?" Love that line

I am thoroughly convinced it anywhere near the Southern States, those troopers would be coming down like hamburger helper

The most unrealistic part is that Poland let Russia fly over their territory and live.

Back when we all thought Russia was a threat. Good time

" Hold your fire! Stay along that BTR, it hasn't acquired us yet. " was actually a nice way to start 'Wolverines!'

This is the most 2007-2009 nostalgic feels video.

"RAMIREZ! Ivan's got us pinned at Burger Town and they're out of Burger Balls! Get to the diner across the street and order me a number 9!"

Geneva conventions do not apply to gun owning citizens. That being said, dragons breath rounds are expensive AF but commercially available regardless.

aces in exile but is 2040 and you're flying over the nuked amazonian wasteland in an old F35, fighting for lithium, during the second lithium wars

"All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined; with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years."

The locals might mop 'em up before the cops and Army even arrived

Stationed in naval station norfolk attached to a carrier. Virginia is home to massive military bases for ground, air, and the biggest naval base in the world. I cant imagine the hell that would errupt, it would be epic.

It is only a war crime if they are ejected pilots not parachute troops. Also, if you are a civilian you do not have to abide by the laws of the Geneva Convention.

"look like i caught one of them tactical fellers in the sights of my winchester"

That mission was peak American. Russia invades and the National Guard put all their resources into defending a Burger King

MW2 Wolverines hits different after seeing what the supposed 2nd strongest military in the world is actually like…

Virginia basically has a gun store in pearisburgs Walmart, so if the Russians even reach to that point in the mw2 lore they’d be pushed back by armed employees or well trained people

The most unrealistic thing about MW2 is that Russia had enough planes and BTR's to even invade a single state.

Virginia's JROTC battalions alone could take on the Russians.

If anyone tries to air drop into the US its gonna become a comedy real quick

MW2 in general is just a relic of a bygone era where we thought the Russian military was capable of a multi-sided conflict lmao Outside of nukes they would barely be able to get passed Belarus in a real conflict. Moscow would become property of Poland in a matter of weeks, no doubt

RAMIREZ! Get our food from the Burger Town then pick up my dry cleaning!

Reminder that in 2024 America possesses around 700 Gen 5 fighters while Russia struggles to maintain a single squadron

Bro mw2 was so golden kids these days dont even know about this

* Russia Invades with paratroopers* The Virginia prepper with an AA-12 and 3437 rounds of insidiary: "Boy would you look at that!..."

Tell me, how in the living shit did the Russian paratroopers get their boots on the ground without getting lit up.

Man, the OG MW2 is an experience we're never getting again with CoD, it was just so intense.

remember when we thought they could do this simpler times

"Ramirez, get me a Mountain Dew!"

I wish you had the wojak in UCPs. Ranger kit was the only time it looked good

Bold to assume they wouldn’t be F-22 food. And boy are they ravenous.

Youd see so many dudes with red white and blue flag hats and shirts chanting "usa!" Theyd just be having the times of their lives like it was a super bowl party.

Imagine they try to attack a nation with more guns than people.

RAMIEREZ, GET ME 3 NUMBER FIVES, AND UHH 1 NUMBER SIX

Ah yes when Russia was a threat

It fits well but if you start paralyzer slighty after the "hunter 2-1 all suppourt has already been engaged" line it fits well even up to smoking the btr as the chorus plays when they drop the ramps of the btr. Eeriely if you time it right and do it fast enough the line "I should just stay home" plays after you smoke the first group of russians in the alley and their bodies are lying in a heap. It fits really well and I even wanted to make a video similar to the Dark Side of the Moon and Alice in Wonderland (not a commetary just a demo of what I mean.) Try it for yourself

Lyrics : I hold on so nervously to me and my drink I wish it was coolin' me But so far has not been good It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should This club has got to be the most pretentious thing Since I thought you and me Well, I am imagining a dark lit place Or your place or my place Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you I hold out for one more drink, before I think I'm lookin' too desperately But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home If one thing really means one This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks That would be cool with me Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place Or your place or my place Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you Not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you I wanna make you move because you're standin' still If your body matches what your eyes can do You'll probably move right through me on my way to you You'll probably move right through me on my way to you You'll probably move right through me on my way to you

Ah yes mw2 also known a the ramirez do everything simulator

"Ramirez! Repel the Arch Traitor and buy the God Emporer more time!"

The Norfolk area would be just nukes. Sure there are a bunch of Naval that could be valuable if captured but also a bunch of pissed off assholes looking for a reason to shoot someone. I should know, I was one of them

I guess MW is like our Red Dawn. Turns out we made the enemy look worse than they actually were. Pathetic honestly, them, not us.

There should be a mod that reskins all the rangers as civilians to make this more accurate to what would happen if anyone tried to drop into the US

If Russia decided to drop anywhere other than California, so many American gun owners would gleefully say "Today's the day!" as the military surplus market becomes inundated with authentic, used Russian equipment.

Pretty relevant considering one of politicians in Russia pointed at the possibility of Russia reclaiming Alaska in near future

We're surrounded... Now they have nowhere to run.

Honestly though the radio chatter in the DC missions is awesome

Nice one, man. I loved it!

Remember when we thought Russia was a good villain enough to have them be the bad guys? Yeah pepperidge farm remembers.

lmao I had this shit downloaded onto my 360 and would listen to it while I played mw2 this is a throwback for sure :)

YO THIS SHIT GOES HARD

The MW2 playing in the background. That is hilarious.

Iv never been so pumped during cardio thought I was gonna have a hart attack

Dunn: “Sarge, did HQ just tell us to go F ourselves?” Foley: “Pretty much, Corporal.” The average Army Experience

Good throw back to MW2 and just the late 2000s in general

Remember: civilians do not have to abide by the Geneva conventions. Always keep this in mind when invading a country.

The most unrealistic part of this is how the Russian airforce teleported into Virginia.

Our response is 60 seconds. Those troopers wouldnt know what hit'em

Alternative title: "Paralyzer" but you're on your way to do everything and defend the Burgertown.

POV: you picked the wrong burgertown

As a Virginian, this makes me happy. Imma hit up the Burger Town after this.

Ok yt, I see you only recommend new banger audio remixes when I'm blitzed. LETS FUCKING GO MATE!

This is like a time machine to the 8th grade, thank you

Noobs, everyone knows America has a +10% core defense and attack modifier after McAurthur takes power.

Ahh yes 2009.

Finally an opportunity to use your „homedefence“ M2 waiting in the garage for some poor home invaders 😂

As a resident of Virginia, seeing this pop up in my recommended fucking terrified me.

Late 2000’s vibes are heavy

That Ranger DUI though

I swear the soldier chatter is the guy who voiced the president in Rick and morty

"VDV but you're a Russian paratrooper landing in the Swamps of New Orleans"

Southwest Virginia is prolly the worst spot for a paratrooper to drop

They are not touching the ground

this hits different when I'm looking at the Pentagon from my hotel room lmao

RAMIREZ!!!!!! Defeat the entire Russian invasion force with this M9 and combat knife! And remember to AIM DOWN YA SIGHTS!!!!

Russia can't even maintain an air presence in RUSSIA.

Paralyzer but Russian paratroopers are looking up unregistered hypercam tutorials using notepad.

"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!" "I'M LOOKING AT FIGHTER JETS OVER I-95!!! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH‽‽‽"

RAMIREZ, PUSH UP WITH THE BRADLEY!

Not sure if the song fits the situation, but good effort. Might want to pay more attention to the audio mixing next time.

This makes me think of the original Red Dawn for obvious reasons

They should have a modern battlefield game with the setting of BF1 in Virginia and the Appalachian area. It’s one of the most underrated states in America

WE GOT SU-25s OVER I-5!

May we never forget those we lost during the 2009 Russian invasion of America

The Virginia National Guard watching the russians deploy Quagmire Toilet:

I draw the line at some gopnik stopping me from getting my Burgerjoint(tm)

Russia's military is more dysfunctional than anyone could've imagined. They've so far been unable to conquer a direct neighbor country that's less than 10% the size of Russia. You see, Russia's economy is actually tiny, roughly on par with the economy of Spain. So, they're relatively poor.

When your russian cousin comes home for some netflix and chill. 😎

best mission in the entire CoD franchise don't @ me

Man, they really discovered just how bad Appalachistan is NOT the place to be

Liberal?,SJW?, trans-rights? Man you've had a rough week just sit down and lets play co-op MW2...come on ill let you be the gunner on the overlord mission

RAMIREZ 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️

I cant stop thinking about quagmire when I hear this song

do “Camona, but you’re defending a space center in a giant furball”

My home state❤️

My brother in christ.... Bubba and his buddies from the local militia would slaughter Russian paratroopers.