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Donald Trump plans to withdraw the United States from the Paris agreement on climate change. That's bad news for anyone who happens to live on this planet.
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Комментарии : 13 тыс.   
@loek1455
@loek1455 7 лет назад
you know that that the shit gets real, when the french president speaks English
@mrwaffly2202
@mrwaffly2202 7 лет назад
No it get real when he surrenders...
@creepernerd101
@creepernerd101 7 лет назад
Mr waffly xd funny and original joke xdddd
@val3sd3sor47
@val3sd3sor47 7 лет назад
i agree
@earthisflatgoogleericdubay7466
You are not on the underside of a ball spinning 1000mph.
@gintokisataka3285
@gintokisataka3285 7 лет назад
"cum here, and work♂with us"
@Outlander3k
@Outlander3k 7 лет назад
I just think Trump looked at the name of the agreement, saw that it didn't say AMERICA, and decided to withdraw on those merits.
@ZippyLeroux
@ZippyLeroux 7 лет назад
Nevermind America, he saw that it didn't say Trump and decided to withdraw on those 'merits'.
@aromaladyellie
@aromaladyellie 7 лет назад
Well the reason he and his buddies want to repeal Obamacare is the name of it, yeah? It doesn't help he has nutjobs whispering in his ear.
@dootdoot6130
@dootdoot6130 7 лет назад
Both of you got it wrong, he didn't see "WE'LL PAY YOU MONEY TO STAY IN THIS AGREEMENT" and he decided to withdraw on those 'merits'.
@AA-km2lh
@AA-km2lh 7 лет назад
DannyBoyTrip nop he didn't see he's name
@TofranBohk
@TofranBohk 7 лет назад
I think you're giving him too much credit. The people he listens to probably just told him to do this.
@WholesomeWeeabo
@WholesomeWeeabo 5 лет назад
"I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris" People in Pittsburgh: "We didnt vote for you"
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 5 лет назад
He did get more votes from the state as a whole, but we're no longer the smoggy coal town he pictures in his cartoon brain when he uses us (who hate him) to justify decisions we don't support. (And we spell Pittsburgh with an h.)
@kaushikiyer4881
@kaushikiyer4881 5 лет назад
@Radicalsphere87 funny for a president who says he supports the coal industry, he's dismantling the Appalachian regional commission which is crucial for providing more jobs to the coal country
@TheRedRaccoonDog
@TheRedRaccoonDog 5 лет назад
@Radicalsphere87 The US didn't vote for him either.
@tanishqsrivastava1816
@tanishqsrivastava1816 5 лет назад
@@TheRedRaccoonDog Russia did
@TheRedRaccoonDog
@TheRedRaccoonDog 5 лет назад
@@tanishqsrivastava1816 TBF he won because he won a few states by a few thousand votes. A few thousand people got to dictate the POTUS for the whole country. #MakesTotalFuckingSense
@__-cd9ug
@__-cd9ug 5 лет назад
Fun fact : only 2 countries have not signed the Paris Climate Agreement. - Syria, which is in ruins in the midst of a civil war, and - Nicaragua, who rejected it because it DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH FOR THEM!! Even North Korea is in! Will the US be the 3rd country? Well, they have officially asked to leave not long before this episode of Last Week Tonight but they cannot actually leave the agreement before 2020 so we'll see.
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 4 года назад
But it's 2020 now..!
@Alexander_Kale
@Alexander_Kale 4 года назад
Also a fun Fact: China and India, the largest emerging economies of the world and biggest producers of CO2 by about a hundred country miles, have signed, but do not need to actually MEET the terms of the agreement. Or to put it another way, the Paris agreement was completely worthless in terms of its stated goals anyways.
@laurenbastin8849
@laurenbastin8849 4 года назад
Then surely trump pulling out was not only completely unnecessary but also needlessly provocative?
@Alexander_Kale
@Alexander_Kale 4 года назад
@@laurenbastin8849 Depends what you mean with "needless". Trump gained political capital from it, and the majority of voters simply don't know how toothless the Paris agreement actually was.
@selahanany5645
@selahanany5645 4 года назад
@@Alexander_Kale fun fact: india is the FOURTH largest not seconnd. the US is the second largest.
@axis1247
@axis1247 7 лет назад
John John John, For Trump to finish a thought he would've had to have one in the first place
@otaku9421
@otaku9421 7 лет назад
Axis1247 great job!!! best comment ever!!! (gives you a cookie)
@christinalahey327
@christinalahey327 7 лет назад
You're correct!
@Bassmastr-ly5vf
@Bassmastr-ly5vf 7 лет назад
Axis1247 well said👍🏼
@gamemaker1295
@gamemaker1295 7 лет назад
id fc actually the human body is a very good fertilizer
@JamesOsyris
@JamesOsyris 7 лет назад
Errrr dats a good wun
@Maximus0451
@Maximus0451 7 лет назад
Republican or Democrat, I think we should all agree to not fuck up the place we live in.
@jalygator2904
@jalygator2904 7 лет назад
Maximus0451 ikr.Omg tonight at my state there was a sort of radiation that could make phone devices that are on would explode and even burn the device omg all phones had to be off. Why this happened? i dont know im scared :(
@Posiman
@Posiman 7 лет назад
It used to be a conservative thought: saving the environment, the value we've inherited from our forfathers and God, what's more conservative than that? The first law about nature protection was pushed by Teddy Roosevelt, EPA was started by fuckin' Nixon of all, the first carbon emissions cutting program was made by the Bush administration. This SHOULD NOT be a partisan topic, the only thing partisan here should be the way HOW TO DO IT. The choice between the market-oriented solutions or more centralistic approach.
@BigBadJerryRogers
@BigBadJerryRogers 7 лет назад
If it costs too much in the short term, Republicans cannot agree to that. Short term financial gain must be had at all costs for Republicans. That's all this comes down to. Republicans are immoral scum. This could not be more obvious.
@Maximus0451
@Maximus0451 7 лет назад
I don't want this thread to be a Republican hate circle jerk.
@alexdenijs2789
@alexdenijs2789 7 лет назад
Donald Trump stop bitching about other people and resign. youre not cut out for this
@carolinamurtha3102
@carolinamurtha3102 3 года назад
7:00 John loosing his shit over Trump not being able to finish a thought is hilarious and cathartic.
@noahdewitz790
@noahdewitz790 5 лет назад
"Trump is creating millions of jobs..... For the wrong friking country!" Hit it square on the nose, John.
@Elenrai
@Elenrai 4 года назад
@Mike B Yes, low wage shitjobs that robots ought to do! Let me ask you this; How come the EU is being flooded by US investment if the economy is STEADY in the US? Because creating shitty low wage jobs based on socialist policies from ARGENTINA of all places, is a really short term way of creating jobs! It does not "create" jobs, it simply makes an american able to work a shit job that a chinaman could and will do at 20% of the cost, then the dude from vietnam shows up and laughs his ass off, yes more people have jobs but even more people have LESS to go around in the long term! because, guess what? Vietnam is not under Embargo. And guess what? the EU exists and is a bigger economic powerbroker, even without the UK, compared to the US. And we dont embargo china. so they sell us things cheaper because you guys stopped buying their stuff, remember, basic supply and demand here. However, this means you got 1.6 million shitty jobs, worked by, americans, selling goods in the US only, because everyone else gets their stuff from china....because its cheaper and quality is about the same, fuck the chinaguys even do cheaper deliveries! Fucksake the economic policies Trump is pursuing are literally from the fucking 1700s and endorsed by KARL FUCKING MARX!!! My nation was reliant on trumps current economic model for, oh, about 1200 years!!! So answer me this; Why did Denmark stop relying on its mercantilism economics and trade tariffs? Dont bother I will help you; Because 1; it hurt our economy along with that of our neighbors, 2; the prussians yelled at us very loudly, 3; france threatened a fucking invasion! 4; britain destroyed our navy and we ran outta wood basically! If you want your future to be that of Social Democratic Denmark, do vote for Trump next time, because his policies are so fucking socialist that social democrats across the world go "yikes, thats a step too far pappa stalin!"
@evahabic3025
@evahabic3025 3 года назад
Yeah, with a chair!
@user-yv2cz8oj1k
@user-yv2cz8oj1k 3 года назад
It's very nice here in France. Howdy to ya'll back in the USA.
@nicholasthomas3040
@nicholasthomas3040 3 года назад
I just think Trump looked at the name of the agreement, saw that it didn't say AMERICA, and decided to withdraw on those merits.
@mandymoore5774
@mandymoore5774 2 года назад
Wrong FUCKING country!
@trikitiger
@trikitiger 7 лет назад
Quick! Rename it the "Trump Agreement", and he might actually pay attention to it!
@davidbrick1260
@davidbrick1260 7 лет назад
Teriki Tora Just leave it at "Trump" and you'll get his undivided attention.
@GummyDinosaursify
@GummyDinosaursify 7 лет назад
He'd sign that thing immediately and call it "The best agreement in the world. It's true."
@kgirlartist66
@kgirlartist66 7 лет назад
Brilliant idea!!
@mabelcorn2798
@mabelcorn2798 7 лет назад
😂
@aurora5481
@aurora5481 7 лет назад
Also put it in gold frames and hire a hot, blonde O'Reilly impersonator to read it out.
@Yesnog05
@Yesnog05 7 лет назад
"You have 3 failed marriages. And yes, I'm counting your current one." Holy shit that was the most hilarious burn I've ever heard John Oliver say!
@vilairefontilus5249
@vilairefontilus5249 7 лет назад
haiti
@Maialeen
@Maialeen 7 лет назад
He doesn't even have to try. Everything he says about Trump is true. His marriage is a sham. She definitely didn't expect this when she agreed to suffer for money. She 100% thought he'd drop dead by now or be close.
@soulwarrior
@soulwarrior 7 лет назад
It was the most savage line I've heard this year.
@Esquarious
@Esquarious 4 года назад
@@vilairefontilus5249 Sak pase?
@niashaoden5840
@niashaoden5840 Год назад
When I was a senior in HS I wrote a satirical essay about how we shouldn't do anything about climate change because it was gods will and if we tried to fix it it would show we didn't have faith in him to fix it, and to hear an actual representative say something so similar is just... I have no words.
@krishnawidardjo5777
@krishnawidardjo5777 5 лет назад
"What are you talking about? They were happy because they secured a landmark victory for the future of the planet, you F-ing Egomaniac" Thank you for saying it for me, John!
@comedyman4896
@comedyman4896 7 лет назад
Last time I was this early, the Earth had a chance.
@cameronlennox9857
@cameronlennox9857 7 лет назад
Molten salt reactors can give it one
@eszethomas
@eszethomas 7 лет назад
the Colossal Titan turn to KEK for your answers.
@kennyzhang9649
@kennyzhang9649 7 лет назад
Pls titan spare us 😭
@captainobvious90
@captainobvious90 7 лет назад
the Colossal Titan last time you were this early, Eren's mom is still alive
@comedyman4896
@comedyman4896 7 лет назад
At least I can kick down that wall if it ever comes up.
@ST-cv4fc
@ST-cv4fc 7 лет назад
A 2 degree rise means cocoa farming would become unsustainable, coffee would not grow and wheat would be severly restricted.. So no more chocolate, coffee or beer. Heat waves, droughts, submergence of islands and coastal cities like New York are other climatic effects..
@ze_rubenator
@ze_rubenator 7 лет назад
Anyone who supports Trump would love for New York to be submerged.
7 лет назад
no pos mejor me mato , alv
@csanfino283
@csanfino283 7 лет назад
Repiblicans: Don't worry those are Liberal cities
@diddlysquat4582
@diddlysquat4582 7 лет назад
Shivika Tiwari kudos to you, knowing how to target the modern audience, kudos
@tnebula2100
@tnebula2100 7 лет назад
No more coffee?! 😭😭😭
@rhorizon
@rhorizon 5 лет назад
John, please more episodes on the climate crisis. It's dire.
@Dichtsau
@Dichtsau 4 года назад
*actually, "climate change" aswell as "climate crisis" are _unwords._ there is no such scientific term as "global climate", because that would paradoxize the existence of "climate zones". what we do have, is "global temperature" and "global temperature change". if you keep using the wrong terms, all you do is cheerleading the doubters & disbelievers.* yes, it's getting warmer, ofc it is, we're at the end of an ice age and spring is warmer then winter. the problem is that we dig out- and bring co² back into the cycle, that has been kicked out of the cycle millions of years ago, which was the basic reason for all of us humans & plants & animals that we know nowadays to thrive into prospering existence. we're manipulating the cold-warm-cold-warm cycle in everything else then a smart and/or healthy way. our global main goal hast to be, to put as much co² back underground as we can. some ~20 year old german students actually invented a selfpowering machine that does exactly that, tho alot more efficient then burying trees.
@SupramanRambled
@SupramanRambled Год назад
It should be an entire season.
@StickyMcBudNugget
@StickyMcBudNugget Год назад
Its not, but it does sell alot of shit, pass a lot of pork-filled bills and buys votes from gullible rubes
@neuralnetwork17
@neuralnetwork17 Год назад
@@Dichtsau Good lord, you're full of shit.
@edalbanese6310
@edalbanese6310 5 месяцев назад
😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 5 лет назад
Can we change the saying from 'God bless America' to 'God save America?'
@unseenmonster4506
@unseenmonster4506 4 года назад
SOMEONE BLESS AMERICA!
@WyattCayer
@WyattCayer 4 года назад
God won't save shit. He ain't there.
@ariandynas
@ariandynas 4 года назад
God is not fixing this.
@Acidfrog475
@Acidfrog475 4 года назад
OH GOD NO IT'S AMERICA AGAIN
@jasonteqja7262
@jasonteqja7262 4 года назад
I’ve heard the saying “God gives you the ingredients to bake the cake” which means he gives you the ingredients to do anything you want in life and you have to figure the rest out. He created the universe and hasn’t messed with it a lot since it’s creation. That’s why we fucked up. We did a lot of things wrong.
@acetate909
@acetate909 6 лет назад
Doesn't Trump know that pulling out is not an effective form of Earth control?
@sarthakj84
@sarthakj84 6 лет назад
very clever monsieur
@jaridkeen123
@jaridkeen123 6 лет назад
Evan Fields it is a great form of of reducing climate change.... if we pulled trump out of the earth's atmosphere and just keep pulling him closer to the Sun till he burns. That should fix our problem
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 6 лет назад
Kinda 0FiNCE1VE Yeah that paper currency with no practical value must be saved. Fuck the planet!!!...... Douchebag
@halo4224
@halo4224 6 лет назад
he doesn't
@deeptv5577
@deeptv5577 6 лет назад
Evan Fields 7
@fuyuseetaa
@fuyuseetaa 6 лет назад
I wish Donald Trump's father had pulled out. :(
@marcoslemus3056
@marcoslemus3056 6 лет назад
fuyuseetaa bb
@abdukomilovv
@abdukomilovv 6 лет назад
Lucas O'Brien i hope u r joking
@charlier4618
@charlier4618 6 лет назад
i hope you arent being serious
@demonqueen26
@demonqueen26 6 лет назад
i said the same thing lol...Glad I am not the only one who thought this.
@Informatic1
@Informatic1 6 лет назад
Lucas O'Brien Yeah. Pft scientists... what do they know
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 3 года назад
And just like that, we're back, baby!!! 💙
@BraigeRoleyMusic
@BraigeRoleyMusic 3 года назад
Hell yeah
@JoeLaFon3
@JoeLaFon3 3 года назад
Let's goooo
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk 3 года назад
If only trump's dad was better at pulling out, we could have avoided this dumpster fire of a presidency haha Out of his 4,268 massive failings, unprecedented disasters and criminal acts..the only thing I will give him props for is the steps made in north korea to end the dmz and assist in unity with south korea ..and yet that's cancelled out by his Twitter insults to Kim Jong causing massive issues
@sigmaballsnetwork
@sigmaballsnetwork 3 года назад
Less gooo
@notadev1590
@notadev1590 3 года назад
@@KaladinVegapunk I may be a month late but "if only Trump's dad was better at pulling out" might be my favourite Trump insult I've read and that's a high bar. I'm fucking dead lmao
@benbrennan4953
@benbrennan4953 4 года назад
I love how a foreigner is the realest, most honest, most informed, most listenable and most entertaining host about American news 🤣🤣🤣
@kritikasharma5642
@kritikasharma5642 3 года назад
He is American, dual citizen to be precise
@ericaubin8024
@ericaubin8024 2 года назад
​@@kritikasharma5642 thanks for the correction. Way to weigh in there!
@edalbanese6310
@edalbanese6310 5 месяцев назад
We don’t want him! Take him
@MrDanzibar
@MrDanzibar 7 лет назад
Thanks for giving me 20 minutes of laughter instead of the combination of screaming and weeping that my life has become.
@meepster554
@meepster554 7 лет назад
Carbon Copy Stupid.
@letthatsinkin4913
@letthatsinkin4913 7 лет назад
Carbon Copy snowflake
@mysteryman7877
@mysteryman7877 7 лет назад
By 2050, Phoenix, Arizona is projected to reach 130 degrees Fahrenheit every summer. That is as hot as it gets in a car that's left outside in the summer. You know, what's now illegal to leave kids in there because it's fatal. Imagine that outside.
@alekar2034
@alekar2034 7 лет назад
Mystery Man And the fokes on the coast better start developing gills
@meadowlarkgrapefruit1381
@meadowlarkgrapefruit1381 7 лет назад
Mystery Man Its all good we all want to die here anyway
@dannyfenton1235
@dannyfenton1235 7 лет назад
As a person from Arizona, I can confirm that you don't want anything to be as hot as a car left outside in the summer.
@henrykrider179
@henrykrider179 7 лет назад
It's okay we just have everyone get A/C to keep them cool, and to power all of them we'll build some more coal plants waiiiiiiit
@Sergiosimpson1
@Sergiosimpson1 7 лет назад
BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?!?!?
@Magrat_Knoblauch
@Magrat_Knoblauch 5 лет назад
As a German it makes me angry that he pulled out of the Paris Deal. Europe and Germany are independently getting greener - Germany uses currently 36% renewable energy (which is still too low for my liking) - but that the USA pulled out doesn't endanger only the USA itself, but the whole world. The USA is on second place of highest CO2 emissions of the world, but largest by CO2 emissions per person. (16 tons per person) It has a _responsibility_ to reduce its emissions and to get cleaner. Because Europe and Germany can become as green as we like, when the USA emits even more greenhouse gas than they do now all that doesn't help. But if we're lucky Trump won't be reelected again and the next president stays in the Deal.
@CryotoWolf
@CryotoWolf 5 лет назад
This doesnt change anything. The paris climate agreement is the shittiest agreement ever. Every country that signed it say they will reduce carbon emissions. But if they dont there is no consequences. Its empty promises.
@Magrat_Knoblauch
@Magrat_Knoblauch 5 лет назад
@@CryotoWolf Well, I agree with you that not much happened so far (which is very disappointing), but at least there was an effort to reduce emissions and to do so globally. Trump wants to increase coal mining (also bad for environment), the government has now given the ok to search for oil in the sea with seismis waves (which will harm marine species), he doesn't believe in climate change. Maybe the Paris Agreement weren't so far successful, but with his climate policies he goes backwards and successfully prevents the US from fullfilling their share of the deal.
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 4 года назад
Believe me I'd love to have a government easier like Europe's. But the issue is that my senator is like your chancellor. And I don't even know who that is or really what he does. We don't have the same relationship with our states as you do your nations even though many of our states are LARGER than your nations. In our minds the president is the equivalent to the chancellor but in reality he's more like Julius Caesar. He's the elected head of an empire basically that thinks like a nation. Politics are so Goddamn messy here, mostly because NOBODY realizes those facts. The United States is basically an empire, and yet I have NEVER met another person American or otherwise whose ever just came to that realization. To everybody it's a giant nation like France or a compounded nation U.K. with multiple large chunks of varying independence. And because we view it so, we don't really behave politically like we should. My state is a fucking nation basically, but until like 2 years ago the only election I really knew anything about was the presidential because it's so controversial. Same with most people. It's its not our perceived nation leader then we couldn't give two fucks half the time. It's honestly not comparable to Europe like that. Even though it SHOULD.
@mistylouis4476
@mistylouis4476 3 года назад
Do you even know what clean energy is. What's being claimed as free energy is the biggest scam I in history oh wait that's the pandemic of 2020.
@haydenprewer8388
@haydenprewer8388 3 года назад
@@Magrat_Knoblauch I agree with you but wanted to point out small, oil producing nations like Qatar have higher emissions per person
@magicman9218
@magicman9218 4 года назад
The Olsen twins are secretly 4 sisters. It took two to play one child on T.V, so it must take four to play two in real life. Think about it
@FizzleFX
@FizzleFX 3 года назад
all I heard is.. She moves TWICE as fast !
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin 3 года назад
Now THAT'S a conspiracy theory I can get behind!
@Thumbsupurbum
@Thumbsupurbum 7 лет назад
(19:00) Me in 2014: "Man, my home state is boring. It never get's mentioned." Me in 2017: "Oh god, stop. Please make it stop. I never want to hear about my home state again!"
@JaySingh-dy9bt
@JaySingh-dy9bt 7 лет назад
Flintstoned LOL
@nigelgreer6230
@nigelgreer6230 7 лет назад
Flintstoned same oh my god,, I miss when we were just tobacco and BBQ and windmills
@ruikirisame1744
@ruikirisame1744 7 лет назад
Meanwhile... me: why isnt anyone talking about Portugal?
@elNitemare
@elNitemare 7 лет назад
Nigel Greer and basketball
@phantomspaceman
@phantomspaceman 7 лет назад
"Please don't be North Carolina again.... SHIT!"
@pearlz176
@pearlz176 6 лет назад
Gotta admit, that moment when they announced the Paris Agreement and people were standing up and clapping made me a bit emotional.
@TomaszJegorow
@TomaszJegorow 4 года назад
@Mike B "cleanest air"? You are generating the 2nd as country and 18th per person world CO2 emissions. You are like Earth's ashtray. "strictest policies" -- that is funny.
@Sam-on5jf
@Sam-on5jf 4 года назад
when I saw it on TV, tear streaming out of my eyes, just looking at it now makes me cry. such a powerful moment.
@avacatherine5646
@avacatherine5646 3 года назад
@Mike B please realise how disturbing what you’re parrotting is. You’ve been speaking about statistics from biased sources about something that should be the most basic thing to understand. You, your family and everyone you care about (including your fuhrer Trump) will die if measures aren’t put in place to delay the effects of climate change. That’s not an opinion, it’s fact. Get a clue.
@robertpoen5383
@robertpoen5383 3 года назад
yes, because after 30 years of trying, all countries in the world finally agreed to do something, anything, to slow our march to extinction. "For a small and forgotten time...."
@lucillecook1052
@lucillecook1052 3 года назад
Fun fact : only 2 countries have not signed the Paris Climate Agreement. - Syria, which is in ruins in the midst of a civil war, and - Nicaragua, who rejected it because it DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH FOR THEM!! Even North Korea is in! Will the US be the 3rd country? Well, they have officially asked to leave not long before this episode of Last Week Tonight but they cannot actually leave the agreement before 2020 so we'll see.
@oeterg1181
@oeterg1181 3 года назад
I just love this guy. He makes me laugh and I learn some really cool stuff. Thanks.
@jrelevates1574
@jrelevates1574 3 года назад
Watching in 2020, We're literally on fire.
@impulseburst2367
@impulseburst2367 6 лет назад
Dear god, that Trump speech... was he high when he said that?!
@rehmanarshad1848
@rehmanarshad1848 6 лет назад
Trent Dillihay I wish that were the case... I've seen dogs high as fuck smarter than him... 😂😂😂
@carlosalbertofurtado3043
@carlosalbertofurtado3043 6 лет назад
Trent Dillihay dear god was you high wen you wrote that
@sumairb9978
@sumairb9978 6 лет назад
The united states of America, *wHiCh wE aLl LoVe*
@sumairb9978
@sumairb9978 6 лет назад
Oh wait you meant the one after that...
@CassidyCope
@CassidyCope 5 лет назад
@Radicalsphere87 Not on the job, especially if your job involves nukes.
@elitefencer777
@elitefencer777 7 лет назад
I never thought I would live in a world where not only would a French president welcome American immigrants, but encourage them to consider France as a new homeland. This is a situation so dire, not even the FRENCH will waste time with posturing.
@rogerthat5459
@rogerthat5459 7 лет назад
elitefencer777 France has Universal Health care, from birth to death you are taken care of.
@ProfessorGanymede
@ProfessorGanymede 7 лет назад
Except if you have a drug addiction. Then like every other country with too much American influence they say fuck you and send you to jail.
@witchgroup
@witchgroup 7 лет назад
ProfessorGanymede actualy live in the fucking country before deciding what's going on in it.
@elitefencer777
@elitefencer777 7 лет назад
Oh I'm aware of the perks, meant it more as a cultural matter. For instance: I'm Swiss by descent, and even if I were to move there, be fluent in the languages, be a functioning member of society and marry a local, in their eyes I would never really BE Swiss and it certainly wouldn't be my homeland. It's that distinction in Macron's invitation that caught me off guard.
@XkillerXmannequinsX
@XkillerXmannequinsX 7 лет назад
French has been a hard language for me to understand but now I'm considering it lol
@FelisImpurrator
@FelisImpurrator 4 года назад
"One, two, potentially billions..." Is this a Monty Python sketch?
@hildajonsdottir837
@hildajonsdottir837 5 лет назад
Did he just say "The Eurovision is being sued like crazy, you wouldn't believe it"???
@yuritardid7761
@yuritardid7761 3 года назад
He said Univision
@brendangray4770
@brendangray4770 7 лет назад
Ironically, Trump lost the county that Pittsburgh is in...
@Sergiosimpson1
@Sergiosimpson1 7 лет назад
80% of the votes were for Hillary. How can he be so stupid as to choose that example?
@brendangray4770
@brendangray4770 7 лет назад
Comments like these are why I wish birth control would be more readily available for the bible belt.
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 7 лет назад
Daario Naharis: Well, how many US cities are there that stand for old-timey industry and also start with a P? Was probably a stylistic choice.
@artsikatsi4883
@artsikatsi4883 7 лет назад
I thought Trump won there, but maybe I'm wrong. If he lost that would be even more funny XD
@NewYorkKnightsCombat1
@NewYorkKnightsCombat1 7 лет назад
It was a style choice that happened to coincide with Pitsburgh's reputation as a steel town, blue collar, hard hats, smoggy skies, high unemployment as the steel mills close. But like much of the rest of the world, it has moved on beyond Trump's vision.
@genericname8128
@genericname8128 7 лет назад
I used to find these hilarious but now it just depresses the hell out of me.
@childeater7327
@childeater7327 7 лет назад
*hillary*ious
@DzheiSilis
@DzheiSilis 7 лет назад
austin hart Welcome to the Gundam series.
@TheLegoMaster261
@TheLegoMaster261 7 лет назад
Things will get better, never lose hope. The people of our country are fighting against Trump. Every country has its dark times. Germany was once the most poverty stricken country in the world, but the bounced back up and are the wealthiest in Europe. Perfect example that things get better. We can do this :)
@thomaszupan6308
@thomaszupan6308 7 лет назад
Donkey Kong Fan I find that really ironic
@soyjeffe__
@soyjeffe__ 7 лет назад
generic name 139k thumbs up would say differently
@chrisbeecraft
@chrisbeecraft 5 лет назад
We live in a big fish tank, God doesn't come and empty out the filter every 50years, all the shit we produce stays in the fish tank. Some of us realise this, others don't - we need to remove those that don't from the seats of power.
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 4 года назад
I mean even as an atheist that still works. Even more so actually.
@Gaius__
@Gaius__ 4 года назад
Preferably we remove those that don't understand from the human gene pool as well.
@thelastasmrchannel5734
@thelastasmrchannel5734 3 года назад
Lol it’s the future now, and we back in babyyy
@rileyschroeder8560
@rileyschroeder8560 7 лет назад
People of the world, please know that a large number of Americans, including myself, oppose Trump's idiotic decisions and do not feel at all represented by him.
@Fulgrim88
@Fulgrim88 7 лет назад
then fucking do something about it. Last i heard even more republicans won state level elections (post Trump), when realistically this party should be dead given the blatant idiocy it supports.
@lauzulrich
@lauzulrich 7 лет назад
Riley Schroeder we know but still he was elected by your electoral college and it fucking pisses us off that now we (the rest of the world) have to suffer because you guys fucked up. allowing this idiot to win is one of the worst things you have ever done. sometimes sorry is not enough, you need to empeach this fuckface for the sake of the whole world.
@firephoenix357
@firephoenix357 7 лет назад
believe me when I say if the power of impeachment were in the hands of American citizens and not this cabal of government assholes, we'd have had it done before this big orange turd had really gotten started. I didn't vote for his ass, gun to my head, wouldn't have done it. fuck him.
@graysonpirtle2639
@graysonpirtle2639 7 лет назад
Impeachment sounds nice. But the problem is the people who succeed Trump after his impeachment. Mike Pence? I'm pretty sure he believes that God will strike down all the gays in the world if they don't immediately repent. All I'm saying is that Trump is a big problem, but the GOP also controls the House and the Senate. Trump, essentially, has free reign to do whatever the hell he wants to.
@hugodelgado6160
@hugodelgado6160 7 лет назад
lauzulrich we don't control the electoral college believe me we were completely pissed off.
@JeremyPezmanTaylor
@JeremyPezmanTaylor 7 лет назад
When I heard Trump's speech I just thought of an alternate universe, where JFK said we shouldn't go to the moon because it was hard.
@maxmedford5344
@maxmedford5344 7 лет назад
Wouldn't that make a really interesting DC elseworld Story?
@blakemonway
@blakemonway 7 лет назад
Jeremy Taylor "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for me and my totally big hands."
@xcactuswingsx9289
@xcactuswingsx9289 7 лет назад
Jeremy Taylor trump wants to go to the moon, the space shuttle program was shut down under Obama imbecile
@Neravine
@Neravine 7 лет назад
There's a short story in the Sandman series that's really similar to this.
@JeremyPezmanTaylor
@JeremyPezmanTaylor 7 лет назад
xCactusWingsx I think you misunderstood my analogy. As someone who wants to be a ecologist (scientists) for a living, I feel like Trump is telling us it's not worth it to do what I'm doing. like he's giving us all a metopholical middle finger.
@chia9534
@chia9534 4 года назад
here rewatching in 2020 while my country is burning to the ground ✌️
@NonameWriter
@NonameWriter 4 года назад
Atia Herriman 😭😭
@tiduswhiteblade8535
@tiduswhiteblade8535 5 лет назад
This episode is the reason I'm voting in the primaries tomorrow. Thank you, John Oliver. This was the wake-up call I needed.
@cherle7512
@cherle7512 7 лет назад
john's going to break his desk one day
@soccrstar4
@soccrstar4 6 лет назад
Lillybeth Oat Especially if he keeps banging it with such serious gavels.
@stefantanasa13
@stefantanasa13 6 лет назад
Cheryl Oduwole I would like to see that so that John would sue Trump for making him so mad to break that desk. I, for one, would be so happy and John would be 100 times happier
@jamesslick9879
@jamesslick9879 6 лет назад
I think for one episode when John is going to get really, REALLY pissed, they should replace it with some weaker stuff to that when he hits it, it shatters. I've actually thought that would be really funny and wondered your same thought myself. The only problem would be possible cuts...
@beastmaster0934
@beastmaster0934 5 лет назад
Cheryl Oduwole I hope he breaks it over trump’s head
@Lupinthe3rd.
@Lupinthe3rd. 7 лет назад
Trump may have pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement but the big question remains why did Fred Trump not pull out of his wife sometime in September or October 1945. This all could have been avoided
@flaatheaad7544
@flaatheaad7544 7 лет назад
KingDT2007 YES JUST YES
@TaymaShine
@TaymaShine 7 лет назад
KingDT2007 lmao made that joke on twitter a week ago... didnt get much acknowledgement 😕
@bobyost42
@bobyost42 7 лет назад
KingDT2007 pulling out has shown to be about as effective as... well, as effective as Trump has proven to be at draining swamps or making America great again or at really ANYTHING other than destroying everything he touches. Now, had Fred strangled infant Donald with his still pulsing umbilical cord at the moment of birth he could've saved the world a lot of grief.
@Mr_Elusive763
@Mr_Elusive763 7 лет назад
we just would have had another idiotic talking piece in charge. His supporter don't love him they love how stupid he is. They feel like they can relate.
@ygvonnerincones3197
@ygvonnerincones3197 7 лет назад
KingDT2007 ,
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 5 лет назад
15:36 Some Disney exec saw this and immediately yelled "Cast this guy in the next one!"
@NephariusMusic
@NephariusMusic 5 лет назад
Sooooo is Macron’s offer still on the table?
@808FUCKEM
@808FUCKEM 5 лет назад
Yep. Since he's been elected he kept asking pissed of american and british citizens to come work here with videos like that. Some actually did. He is mostly talking about highly qualified people, but still... I'm french, voted for that guy, didn't regret it
@tieyourmotherdown90s80
@tieyourmotherdown90s80 5 лет назад
Absalon, you dont regret it for actual policy or for all the fanfiction of him and governor trudeau? 😂😂😂
@808FUCKEM
@808FUCKEM 5 лет назад
@@tieyourmotherdown90s80 haha I mean.... BOTH ! such a love story
@808FUCKEM
@808FUCKEM 5 лет назад
Macron and Trudeau are actually the same person
@AlphaWolf096
@AlphaWolf096 5 лет назад
Absalon Records Is knowing French a requirement, or can we learn while we’re there? Do people speak good enough English that I could reasonably have a conversation with someone? If not, is it possible to get a translator? I’m asking these questions because I may need to leave the USA for France if the current trend over here continues. I’m not likely going to go for a doctorate, or even a Master’s, but undergrad is from (potentially) one of the top Universities for Sustainable Development right now. I took Spanish rather than French in high school, so...
@butterworthfilter8403
@butterworthfilter8403 7 лет назад
Yeah Paris Agreement represents the people of Paris. Because it's got "Paris" in the title. LMFAO.
@pendantblade6361
@pendantblade6361 7 лет назад
aufdemtrip Because it was held in Paris. Like the Geneva Convention was signed in Geneva.
@kochka22
@kochka22 7 лет назад
seriously ?
@kochka22
@kochka22 7 лет назад
What is your point ? This agreement has nothing to do with Paris (apart from the name) and by the way it is in the interest of the US as USA are on this planet.
@RusselXJoyce
@RusselXJoyce 7 лет назад
kochka22 i think that was the point he or she was trying to make beeing sarcastic 😂
@beavisbutt-headson3223
@beavisbutt-headson3223 7 лет назад
What are you guys on about? Butterworth Filter just pointed out how ridiculously pointless Trump's comment was that he represents the people of Pittsburgh, not the people of Paris. I understand that sarcasm can be hard to pick up on sometimes but he really didn't make it subtle
@everythingisfakeandgay3859
@everythingisfakeandgay3859 7 лет назад
Fun fact: I learned about global warming in my 8th grade science class. Thanks Mr.B! Seriously how do these guys not know how global warming works? I understood it at 13 years old
@SpareLs
@SpareLs 7 лет назад
They're just skeptical because of scientists being wrong on several occasions, can be ignorant of what climate actually entails, and generally don't care because we'll be dead before the world ends
@millerrepin4452
@millerrepin4452 7 лет назад
Climate change doesn't end the world the world will be fine the problem of climate change is that it makes the world unsuitable for humans to live on.
@SpareLs
@SpareLs 7 лет назад
I don't know exactly who, but when scientists began to claim that many cities would end up underwater by now due to melting polar ice caps years ago and it didn't happen like that, lots of people seem to have lost faith in global warming. It's just from what I've gathered from comment sections, whether their sources are true or not I tend to take their comments with a grain of salt
@thereaper2615
@thereaper2615 7 лет назад
afcforever Seriously bro??? I lived in an Archipelago country and lots of our smaller islands are gone from the raising sea level, and our shore keep diminishing, sea level keep raising up by some centimeters each year. Do note that the island used to keep increasing due to coral growth and volcanic activities.
@boastfultoast7066
@boastfultoast7066 7 лет назад
miller repin And most of not all other plants and animals.
@douglasrau5094
@douglasrau5094 5 лет назад
"The commitment is not legally binding and there are no consequences." Just tell Trump the agreement is like marriage vows: utterly meaningless and no sense of commitment. Maybe he'll get it.
@aswallace88
@aswallace88 3 года назад
Good luck to the people who survive COVID just to have to try and survive the droughts and wars that will inevitably come.
@tangroro
@tangroro 6 лет назад
The audiences are laughing, but as a teenager, I just watching this in silence, fear for my future......
@apophis7712
@apophis7712 6 лет назад
I don't fear my future; I'll be dead. As for the future generations, hope they get to use gas masks.
@coreylineberry8557
@coreylineberry8557 6 лет назад
I fear for my future as well. Also, nice profile pic.
@carlosalbertofurtado3043
@carlosalbertofurtado3043 6 лет назад
tang roro as i wathching this as a human with brains im shaking for fear of yours dumbness
@lumas825
@lumas825 6 лет назад
This current political climate is one of the reasons I want to take AP US Government during my senior year in high school.
@robinhood5627
@robinhood5627 6 лет назад
And the world shall end to the sound of rapturous applause and cheering
@gustaflarsson595
@gustaflarsson595 7 лет назад
The fact that Donald Trump makes George Bush Jr. look like fucking Stephen Hawking by comparison is so god damn depressing.
@oscarkatime9849
@oscarkatime9849 7 лет назад
Can you quickly build a series of walls: 1. Mar o Lago, 2. White House and 3. Trump Tower.....
@pamevans8001
@pamevans8001 7 лет назад
Hell he makes W. looks like effing Pericles compared to Carrot Caligula
@StormyHotwolf88
@StormyHotwolf88 7 лет назад
God, I know... Bring Bush Jr. Back LOL
@zakbailey8672
@zakbailey8672 7 лет назад
why are these russian spam comments EVERYWERE
@brianbuchwak9981
@brianbuchwak9981 7 лет назад
Gustaf Larsson I legitimately miss Bush
@SethTraplifeGLO999
@SethTraplifeGLO999 4 года назад
Been rewatching every single episode over the last 2 weeks, he was really really stressed on this one lol. Like noticeably more then normal
@scryer88
@scryer88 3 года назад
Isn’t this the birth of the Olsen Twins bit? Always a classic.
@nzazueta3693
@nzazueta3693 7 лет назад
I'm still wondering if Trump knows that there's a Paris Texas
@gabeduncan4228
@gabeduncan4228 7 лет назад
N Zazueta I'm not sure very many people do.
@nzazueta3693
@nzazueta3693 7 лет назад
Gabe Duncan with the amount of European influence our country has there are bound to be towns or cities named after European capital's. Also even the Rugrats knew on an episode over 20 years ago. plus I just have a wide range of obscure knowledge
@nzazueta3693
@nzazueta3693 7 лет назад
also I wonder if that town will be protected
@TubbyBubbleLove42
@TubbyBubbleLove42 7 лет назад
And in Kentucky!
@nzazueta3693
@nzazueta3693 7 лет назад
TubbyBubbleLove42 that's funny I forgot about that one. that's sad because I live in KY
@karlovcg1823
@karlovcg1823 7 лет назад
Oh don't worry, it only affects the people who live on Ear- ohhhhhhhhhhh
@morganthem
@morganthem 7 лет назад
OHHHHHHH
@triopsate3
@triopsate3 7 лет назад
Trump and his supporters live on alternate Earth though.
@scottevil4531
@scottevil4531 7 лет назад
Well Mars here we come XDXD
@gogetter6837
@gogetter6837 3 года назад
Watching this again after Biden was elected president. I hope that he reverses the catastrophic decision Trump made.
@a_human8489
@a_human8489 4 года назад
“Isis your the best” Oh what words to take out of context
@Thund3rstruck57
@Thund3rstruck57 7 лет назад
Macron is a boss! As a mechanical engineer, I might take him up on that offer. I've eaten too much popcorn, and now I'm sick of this circus.
@ocean29
@ocean29 7 лет назад
Thund3rstruck57 Yes! The center should rule the world! The only people with a concrete brain.
@overduetax
@overduetax 7 лет назад
Macron sounds ridiculously sexy giving that speech. Makes me question my orientation!
@soni8995
@soni8995 7 лет назад
Thund3rstruck57 I'm still laughing outloud...
@TheAnaHD
@TheAnaHD 7 лет назад
Jacks Raging Bowel Duct You can see that he already posted it in youtube right? Your threat is extra stupid.
@Kyle_Schaff
@Kyle_Schaff 7 лет назад
Hey, I'm a chemical engineer. Been taking French classes for around a year. I am taking him up on that offer, please do the same
@globalcritics9076
@globalcritics9076 7 лет назад
"We don't want other countries to laugh at us" Mr. President, they're not laughing at the US. They're laughing at YOU
@sophiaisbased9621
@sophiaisbased9621 7 лет назад
We're also laughing at his voters.
@4lkareth
@4lkareth 7 лет назад
Well... We may actually be laughing at you a tiny bit, for having elected such an idiot to represent you as a country
@yaddar
@yaddar 7 лет назад
I'd say we laugh 80% at Trump and 20% at the US for electing him. maybe 70-30
@CaptainPhilosophical
@CaptainPhilosophical 7 лет назад
Lamb Sauceror remember he didn't win the popular vote
@antman7673
@antman7673 7 лет назад
Captain Philosophical still
@dodid0
@dodid0 5 лет назад
Ignorance is the curse of humanity
@noahrathje8976
@noahrathje8976 2 года назад
That "I know, but still" fucking killed me omg
@walpole70
@walpole70 7 лет назад
I wish Trump's father pulled out 70 years ago.
@clary7935
@clary7935 7 лет назад
walpole70 omgggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@ianlow
@ianlow 7 лет назад
what makes you think he came from his father's sperm in the first place?
@jonathanfoote3309
@jonathanfoote3309 7 лет назад
Yup!!!!
@royrowland5763
@royrowland5763 7 лет назад
I wish Trump's grandfather had pulled out 112 years ago. Fred Trump was a piece of shit, too.
@jesss3725
@jesss3725 7 лет назад
walpole70 Yup. And I wish Germany had allowed his grandfather to immigrate back to Germany. Maybe not though......... trump is like reincarnated hitler. Just watch some early hitler videos and compare. Watch the hand motions, body language, and listen to the rhetoric. That might've led to ww3.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 лет назад
Paris isn't in Pittsburgh? Damn you, DeVos' geography curriculum!
@samuelstensgaard4828
@samuelstensgaard4828 7 лет назад
Hey, don't criticize her master education plan, I haven't been mauled by a bear yet.
@maistromann136
@maistromann136 7 лет назад
You lie! Paris is a country!
@josephspencer6375
@josephspencer6375 7 лет назад
wait, I thought Paris was a country
@ed765super
@ed765super 7 лет назад
I CANT XD
@kimmysmiley1352
@kimmysmiley1352 7 лет назад
ChasdielOfTheEnd j
@pearljammer364
@pearljammer364 3 года назад
Thank god that since Biden was elected, he's going to rejoin this accord after he was inaugurated.
@nosiahan
@nosiahan 4 года назад
John Oliver: *Talks about an important issue. My immature mind: "Pulling out of this is a huge deal.." Lol, pulling out.
@tamarbeker1701
@tamarbeker1701 Год назад
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@TjayLifts
@TjayLifts 7 лет назад
The difference between the global average temperature now and the last ice age is only about 5°C so I'm sure you can imagine how disastrous a 2°C increase in our global average temperature would be.
@ACE-zo6st
@ACE-zo6st 6 лет назад
The world's scientists get it, but Trump doesn't get any money in his pockets by paying attention to real facts. He's greedy, ignorant narcissism at it's worst and the U.S. is paying dearly. Putin knew getting Trump in would send the U.S. into a tailspin. Trump can't stop thanking him. We need help and many more honorable people in the White House and Congress. Those there in the GOP simply don't care about 98% of our population, or the rest of the world.
@twotonedmonstar1544
@twotonedmonstar1544 6 лет назад
Tristan L do you understand that between that time and now we've only been producing green house gases for (as a conservative estimate) 300 years? You stupid fuck.
@quingo1139
@quingo1139 6 лет назад
Marcus Baxley Why does the amount of time we've spent producing them matter? The issue is the amount we produce, not the time it took us to produce it.
@sanzuriver2959
@sanzuriver2959 6 лет назад
Marcus Baxley You do understand between the time I was born and now, I only stopped flushing the toilet for the past 30 days or so. You might as well eat off it since ccording to your logic, it's not enough time to matter yet.
@MeleeTiger
@MeleeTiger 7 лет назад
That fact that someone who is a compulsive liar is even allowed to remain in office, should really tell us all we need to know about this...
@MurderousJohnny
@MurderousJohnny 6 лет назад
Um all presidents lie...at least it obvious with trump. Obama's ability to lie was horrifying by comparison.
@gamingrex2930
@gamingrex2930 6 лет назад
Marlide Leblon ? Is this an ad?
@fieldy409
@fieldy409 6 лет назад
Murderous Johnny that isnt a defense of Trump. And he provably lies or at least says things he is misinformed on statistically more often than any other major American politician....
@youhan5961
@youhan5961 6 лет назад
Rennis Tora blame it on the ignorant American who listen to every words of he said without asking questions cuz they too busy cheering for him
@correctionguy7632
@correctionguy7632 6 лет назад
Does it really matter? You guys are just arguing with each other on which crook you think is worse, in the end they are essentially all the same and the course is not going to change. This also applies for john oliver, praised for not being afraid of speaking against multi billion dollar corporations while working... for a multi billion dollar corporation.
@michielvermeulen6485
@michielvermeulen6485 3 года назад
The Paris Agreement is the one time Trump should not have pulled out.
@jakeleon381
@jakeleon381 3 года назад
Who else came here after Joe Biden got USA back with the Paris Agreement
@suicune690
@suicune690 7 лет назад
America seriously needs to cut down on: 1. Red meat. 2. Air conditioning. 3. Giant cars containing a single person.
@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
hey we like our red meat :V
@suicune690
@suicune690 7 лет назад
So do I, but the industry's gotta collapse at some point or another.
@michaelxinsun7232
@michaelxinsun7232 7 лет назад
+1 on 1 and 3. ;)
@gerardmjagroo
@gerardmjagroo 7 лет назад
Whats wrong with red meat?
@suicune690
@suicune690 7 лет назад
It requires massive amounts of water and land and is a leading cause of deforestation. It's become far too energy-and resource-intensive to continue to exist on a single planet.
@michaelramon2411
@michaelramon2411 7 лет назад
7:00 - Someone saw that clip and said to themselves "that man should be given significant power."
@malachidaw9730
@malachidaw9730 5 лет назад
"it's a little gavel, but it'll do great things." but it's cute tho!!!! 😂 but you right
@malachidaw9730
@malachidaw9730 5 лет назад
I'm sorry WHAT THE F*!?
@Superstorm50
@Superstorm50 3 года назад
Speaking about a goldfish, imagine if it was Klaus watching Trump. 😂
@LeonardoAddingtonLeo
@LeonardoAddingtonLeo 7 лет назад
I bet aliens haven't invaded us yet because they know we're idiots and don't want to deal with us.
@GreatJobTy
@GreatJobTy 7 лет назад
SUCH AN ORIGINAL COMMENT OMG!!!!
@shirolee
@shirolee 7 лет назад
They realized that we're going to kill ourselves without help.
@sportsgeek3476
@sportsgeek3476 7 лет назад
Atlαѕ- Z Honestly, the most damning evidence of intelligence outside of earth is the fact that they haven't visited us yet
@zeetuga676
@zeetuga676 7 лет назад
They kind dont need to invade us, we are doing their work xD
@ApricotData474
@ApricotData474 7 лет назад
Atlαѕ- Z They know we are like roaches are to us if that makes sense
@DanielIverson3
@DanielIverson3 7 лет назад
It is very sad that we all can't get along in a world that we all live in. Anything that helps our future planet should be our number one objective.
@mdtalibhossain7114
@mdtalibhossain7114 7 лет назад
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@MultiMolly21
@MultiMolly21 5 лет назад
John deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, and his shows deserve a place in the Smithsonian.
@wolf1066
@wolf1066 5 лет назад
Absolutely floored by Bill Peduto's comment - so used to seeing politicians at all levels opening their mouths and having nothing but shit spill out that hearing a mayor say something intelligent is quite the shock.
@VealCalf1
@VealCalf1 7 лет назад
If only Trump's dad had pulled out too..
@allief1662
@allief1662 7 лет назад
Hold on, I'll get something for the burn! :D
@SmokingBirds
@SmokingBirds 7 лет назад
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuh. missed opportunity - should have been in the video :D
@PosiTrump
@PosiTrump 7 лет назад
VealCalf1 Yeah,he should have pulled out of the climax agreement.
@ceryseira
@ceryseira 7 лет назад
It's probably reliance on an unsafe method such as pulling out that got him in trouble in the first place :') LPT use contraception.
@sexkitten2785
@sexkitten2785 7 лет назад
VealCalf1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 go one
@OfficialManGo
@OfficialManGo 7 лет назад
Trump didnt want other countries to hate America and laugh at it. well I guess you know how that changed
@jonathan66ist
@jonathan66ist 7 лет назад
Official ManGo to late they never did if anything thought it was money hungry
@sleepyrunes
@sleepyrunes 4 года назад
Waiting for the day when John breaks his table out of exasperation 😂
@Aralynnfireborn
@Aralynnfireborn Год назад
Ive come back to this 5 years later just to say his Be Our Guest lives in my head rent free still
@louisejames6457
@louisejames6457 7 лет назад
I'm from this mythical place called Denmark; we're a small country and are all-in-all pretty damn insignificant on a global scale (despite our politicians believing otherwise) but we do pull our weight. I don't care about the US making more money than us... I simply want the United States of America to pull their weight in this climate debacle. It isn't about money - nor should it be about money. It is about ensuring a future for our planet and the generations to come. It is a far bigger hubris to believe you, the politicians of the US, have the right to doom the world by not participating in the fight to save it.
@sanjogh777
@sanjogh777 7 лет назад
Louise James I studied in Denmark. I have to say it is the most eco friendly country I have ever visited. Kudos to you guys and your government.
@louisejames6457
@louisejames6457 7 лет назад
Sanjog Wayne thanks! I always get excited when I encounter people who've been here since most people only know Denmark through conversation. But I'm happy that we made a good impression :)
@louisejames6457
@louisejames6457 7 лет назад
There has been an intense focus on reducing our national carbon emissions and creating sustainable renewable energy opportunities. Despite being a small country, politicians, companies and households alike have all been willing participants in trying to reduce our carbon footprint; many private homes and institutions have solar cells installed, along with a growing number of "solar-farms" popping up throughout our countryside, and energy companies are making the gradual shift to exclusively using/selling renewable energy produced by windmills.... And so much more! We are making an effort: despite our small size, we realise the importance of making such changes and even though we are less than 6 millions people, *we pull our weight and we are proud to do do*
@Daymjo
@Daymjo 7 лет назад
Danes are really lazy in my experience, but good, nice people all in all.
@victoriacschmidt1438
@victoriacschmidt1438 7 лет назад
Louise James , no country is insignificant, we all share the same planet. I learned about your beautiful country at school.
@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039
Happy to be from CA, where we are one of the state's that will still be part of the agreement. Resisting that scum 45.
@ADAMan123
@ADAMan123 7 лет назад
I live in San Diego! Agreed! #California
@silenteagle3340
@silenteagle3340 7 лет назад
yes, Unfortunately I do not think Texas will be hopping on that bus.
@GroovyMrSchneebly
@GroovyMrSchneebly 7 лет назад
Your Governor isn't good, in my opinion, but I have read where some parts of Texas has embraced renewable energy, and is using solar power. That's a start in the right direction.
@Disciple_of_Cthulhu
@Disciple_of_Cthulhu 7 лет назад
Greetings from Hawaii! We're with you on staying true to the Paris Agreement.
@fictionalcosmos4626
@fictionalcosmos4626 7 лет назад
Ahh this sucks :( I live in Nebraska😞
@Jim54_
@Jim54_ Год назад
Our rejection of Nuclear power was a massive mistake, and the environment has payed dearly for it as we continue to rely on fossil fuels for our electricity
@Domsy95
@Domsy95 7 лет назад
trump is a real life villain.
@muadh2650
@muadh2650 7 лет назад
At least from the bright side, Trump learned how to pull out.
@Vespasiaan
@Vespasiaan 7 лет назад
Can I hug you? Or like give you a medal?
@pattyc.4978
@pattyc.4978 7 лет назад
Max Maskari damn!
@Boringspy
@Boringspy 7 лет назад
OHHHHH! SAVAGE!
@brandontherabboat4850
@brandontherabboat4850 7 лет назад
Max Maskari I guess that IS a plus.
@everytonnothington8646
@everytonnothington8646 7 лет назад
Would have been better if his father did.
@avedic
@avedic 4 года назад
*"Earth. The adopted home world of Bjork. What **_are_** you??"* I'm a _huge_ Bjork fan. I honestly think she's in the pantheon of musical creative geniuses. But....Oliver's opening there genuinely made me laugh out loud. And I could not agree more with his question. Same goes for Grimes and Aurora.
@nihalnitnaware8822
@nihalnitnaware8822 3 года назад
That Bear Joke was Epic!!!!
@frankytoad12
@frankytoad12 7 лет назад
I have no words for Trump anymore... but for the rest of us, perhaps we could do a better job electing our politicians.
@shivamrai2886
@shivamrai2886 7 лет назад
Frank Toldt For Trump supporters, if Trump shat on their kids mouth they would still defend him
@CentaurusRelax314
@CentaurusRelax314 7 лет назад
"MMMM! Nutritious and pre-processed! Thank you. May we have another?!"
@hoxnier591
@hoxnier591 7 лет назад
Frank Toldt It was really the electoral college that voted for Trump not the American people
@Maxmarvelus
@Maxmarvelus 7 лет назад
Frank Toldt never happen
@GlassOnion.
@GlassOnion. 7 лет назад
We need better politicians.
@iorekbyrnison1370
@iorekbyrnison1370 7 лет назад
watching this show as a french is delightful
@Sara3346
@Sara3346 7 лет назад
Huh, I always thought the denonym was " a franc"...
@Fitch75
@Fitch75 7 лет назад
I agree
@ush__
@ush__ 3 года назад
I'am 13 year old and in 2070 I will be 67 I am scared of my future.
@avedic
@avedic 4 года назад
Anyone else on a John Oliver spree right now? It's 11pm feb 15 right now....and the new season starts tomorrow. Somehow I ended up on a LWT marathon tonight. Didn't intend to....but I watched the one on televangelists, then the one right after Trump won, and then like 5 more after that....and now I'm on this one. I always knew, but kinda sorta took it for granted, but.....this show is so fucking good. On every level. I'm curious what episode 1 of the new season will shine a light on. I honestly think Trump is _so_ consequential that I hope he tackles that first. But....you never know! This show has that very rare ability to _completely_ subvert your expectations. But it's one of the things I love most about LWT. Every video keeps me on my toes and challenges me in some way.
@adumbooctopus1115
@adumbooctopus1115 4 года назад
Eyyyyyy, so am I! Marathon buddies! :D
@phandomtrash976
@phandomtrash976 7 лет назад
it's 11:30 and I have two finals tomorrow but John Oliver is more important at this point
@bread1958
@bread1958 7 лет назад
1:22 for me
@t.muller825
@t.muller825 7 лет назад
"I don't wanna live on this planet any more" (Me in 20 Years)
@sergiosanchez5460
@sergiosanchez5460 7 лет назад
Tilmann Müller more like "I CAN'T live on this planet anymore" lol
@t.muller825
@t.muller825 7 лет назад
You can do it. You just have to believe.
@thiagojose7055
@thiagojose7055 7 лет назад
Believing in things does not make them true. c:
@ThePikiful
@ThePikiful 5 лет назад
One of the best episodes
@user-qx1om2wj1h
@user-qx1om2wj1h 4 года назад
Drink every time John Oliver says "pulling out".
@bonniejunk
@bonniejunk 7 лет назад
John Oliver: The height of hubris is 6' 2" and he just pulled us out of the Paris Agreement. *SHOTS FIRED*
@ooktar
@ooktar 7 лет назад
I feel bad for John Oliver and the Last Week Tonight crew. I'm sure they had all sorts of ideas for shows this season but instead they are stuck covering Trump every week because he pulls some ridiculous shit on a near daily basis now.
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 7 лет назад
ooktar you just described every talk show host this year and possibly for the next 3 years.
@thepatriotlenny2182
@thepatriotlenny2182 7 лет назад
Guys, I was a staunch Trump supporter, until John Oliver called him, "Drumpf," and I thought that was a really compelling point. How could I support a man who could so easily be called something that isn't actually his name??
@ooktar
@ooktar 7 лет назад
I have the Chrome add on that changes "Trump" to "Drumpf" so it's all Drumpf to me.
@amerob291
@amerob291 7 лет назад
+ooktar Wow that's pretty funny
@fortuno1319
@fortuno1319 7 лет назад
ooktar Like droppin the unemployment rate to 4% ?
@mwehehe3182
@mwehehe3182 2 года назад
I have to write an essay on the Paris deal and this video was very helpful!
@oefspcedwards
@oefspcedwards 3 года назад
At least we are at the point where Joe Biden has stated he will rejoin the Paris agreement.
@Sunny-iu7lg
@Sunny-iu7lg 7 лет назад
John Oliver, you are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
@ColdDisdain
@ColdDisdain 7 лет назад
Sunny *laughs as the world goes down in flames*
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