It's so unfair that you cant smoke a blunt and get a job, but you can be an alcoholic (which is 1000x worse) and still get a job. Smh. I think any employer would rather have somebody high off weed than somebody who is drunk
Nah man I’ve seen people be high off weed and can’t hang and some Can same with beer it’s just the person on how they focus and can handle what substance yk. People really be forgetting their at work sometimes high Ik I do 😂
After many attempts of failure , I finally passed with certo for probation . You need to drink TWO boxes of it . Put two in each Gatorade and you're good my brothas
OBANS 50S you need to buy two boxes of the liquid certo and two gatorades . Each box comes with two packets . Put two packers in each Gatorade and chug both of them QUICKLY . Then drink a red bull or pop 5 b12 pills an hour or two before your test . Do not pee more than five times before taking the test
Just wanted to drop through and say thank you for making this video. I passed a test today to work for a car dealership with this method. This truly works. I self tested last night before my test today and I came back positive for THC and I didn't take another one before my actual test this morning so I was sure I was going to be a goner but low and behold... I actually passed. I did piss like 5 times before the test which was insane. I literally pissed like 12 times today it was insane. I'm a big guy, 235 lbs 5'11 and I only used 1 Certo pack about 2.5 hours before the test. I got the job and your boy is going to be bringing in some dough! Going to be dropping this comment on all the Certo videos I can find so people know it really works if you do it right.
Dang man that's the same situation I am in with a car sales job. The dude said I got orientation on Monday but they didn't even get the results back yet lol, so we'll see how that goes. I did a drug test for a car company before like 3yrs ago but I passed the test without doing anything, I don't think they all really care or test the urine for drugs. Maybe they do, I just hope I pass
To help everyone, since i see a lot of peoples questions left hanging and not answered, Im going to tell you my story. I am 27 years old and was a chronic, chronic smoker since about 12. The certo(Sure gel) method worked for me about 5 times when i was younger, but with some twists. My method: Take two packs of certo that come in box and mis with gallon milk jug of water. Drink this down about two hours before drug test and piss at least 3-4 times. Also, 2 hours before take a super vitamin b complex pill that will restore yellow color to urine. If you want to be super safe, start taking creotine a few days before and that will get you past any problems with weight in diluted urine. HOpe this helps, and stay calm. No matter what happens, its happening for a reason. Good luck.
Tra Gik saving my life rn I tried some detoxify bs and I failed. Gonna try what you suggested hopefully it works, if I fail I'm fucked. Ik your comment is old but wondering if it would work if I stop smoking the day before and then use the certo the day of the test
Tra Gik I got a test Monday Bruh I really need this job lil homie in the video got me thinking I can pass this test and you made me feel like no matter what everything’s going to be alright... respect brother
I'm so thankful I seen your video in time. I had a drug test for my new job.. I smoked two weeks prior to my drug test ( not knowing I would get the job ) I was freaking out , I knew there was no way I was going to pass. I went to the store & bought 2 , dollar store drug test. The first test I took was after I downed gallons of water the last two days before my test WHICH DOESNT WORK btw. lol so the day of my test I went to Walmart & bought this stuff. Put one full packet in a Gatorade bottle full of water ,not gatorade. This was an hour before my test literally. I downed the drink , drank more water until I had to pee. I peed one time , & then peed again 20 minutes later.. I took my second drug test. & I failed ! I then drove to the job , & filled out papers & took my test 20 minutes after that. I HAD TO PEE SOOOOO BAD. when I went in the restroom with the lab person , I peed in the toilet then peed in the cup. MY PEE WAS CLEAR AS WATER. She tested it right there & BY the miracle of god this shit worked & I passed !!! Thanks to this video!
Thank god we watched several videos about this, me and my husband had a pop up drug test we had to take within 3 hours! I did feel mine but he passed his! It still helped us out, so thank yal !!!
Thank you so much for the info. Also, there are places that do not do the mouth swab under the tongue, it's usually on the inside of your cheek. That's how methadone clinics do it when they have to do the swab, and the company I used to work for does the same thing. Actually, they let u do it but they tell u where and watch u do it. Hope this helps someone. Thanks again!
Yo dude. You should have set up a go fund me page for this shit. It worked!! I passed!! Didn't smoke for 4 days, weight 150. Mixed certo and Gatorade, let it sit in fridge over night. Drank 2 hours before test, took B12 30 mins before test. Took test. Came home and took home test 5 hours later, shit still negative. Note - I am a light smoker. Half a blunt a day, whole blunt a day on weekends. Thank you so much. I need this new job. Now I can puff 😊
So just to be clear, you put a packet of Certo in a normal gatorade and drink the entire thing about 2 hours before your test. Then you drink water non stop basically until your test, and you can pee every time you need to, right? Or should you not pee? Someone please answer ASAP
@@liltattoo2968This actually does work. I get tested once a year for my job. Stopped smoking 7 days before the test and on the day of the test I woke up early as hell and mixed one packets and kept drinking and pissing. Later on like four hours before the test I did the same thing. I passed.
But doesn't it come back "dilute" when you do this? They test creatinine levels to make sure people haven't simply drank a bunch of water (and/or diuretics) to dilute their urine. What about this? Your results have never come back dilute?
Am I the only one binge watching videos on the Certo method? I'm stressed tf out 😭 1 packet or two?! I read two is overkill but I need my Steps planned to the T so I can get off YT 😂
I didn’t use certo. I just didn’t smoke for 7 days, I was mixing apple cider vinegar and cranberry juice, three times a day with a shot of pickle juice as a chaser lol, big pot head here and in 7 days I was clean lol. Easy as cherry pie 🍒 🥧
I've been taking the QCarbo16 for the past few years only failed once bc I had to take the test within one hr after being hired (BS!!!) so it was a rush thing should I try this or stick with the QCarbo?
I'm not here to cause confusion or conflict but I used to always pass urine tests the day of the test by waking up extremely early and drinking a gallon of water and going 2 to 3 times at home or until the color changes dramatically. I did this E. V. E. R. Y TIME, no Gatorade no Certo. Truth be told, the common ingredient in everyone's video is H20. I can honestly say that I don't know if certo really "holds" the thc or not. Oh and this method was always used while being a full-time heavy smoker and smoking up until the night before
lopezdad30 Got it from Walmart (in the jello section), took one pack with a large Gatorade and 2 bottles of water exactly 2 hrs before the test. I bought lots of at home drug tests so I could try it out a few times before the actual test date🤗
Sara Jones thanku for your response....i have a big job interview tomorrow at 8:30am and they may drug test me, so I'm kind of worried cuz I smoked yesterday. I will let you know how it goes for me. Wish me luck!!
Guys i did this for a lab test and it said it detected absolutely 0 THC in my system. 💥💥💥I had to slightly alter the method because I’m 6’4 220 pounds. Keep in mind you have to do this all 2 hours and 40 minutes before your drug test. I put 3 certo packets in 1 Gatorade bottle (the size he used in the video) and 1 packet in another bottle. Chug the bottle with 3 until it’s all gone. Chug the second one half way and sip on it as much as u can. (You’re going to feel bloated asf.) then after 1 hour and 30 minutes take your first piss. After that piss you want to finish the other Gatorade bottle and fill it up with water. Finish that at your own pace but it has to be gone at least 30 minutes before your urine test. Once it’s been about 2 1/2 hours your next piss should be clean. It just worked for me and I’m a chronic smoker who goes through a cart in about 5 days. Last time i smoked was 2 weeks ago
3pks is retarded.. water is key. Misinformation is a terrible thing... you're clearly a 1st timer, your experience with 3pks is not how certo works. This is sad & wrong
So can you take it before a couple days before you take the test . So it can clean out your System if you don’t really smoke often and what else’s can you use to help it clean out for a long time
i drank a gallon of cranberry juice with 2 packs of certo 3 and a half hours before my lab test for my federal probation officer. passed flying colors after not smoking for 10 days. keep in mind i smoke a half ounce a day of 35 percent thc testing flower.
I went to the hospital not long ago and randomly I decided to find my medical records. Had no idea they did a drug test, I passed. I also smoke like a half bowl every night. Not sure how the hell I passed.
Say man, I took 2 hits of a blunt last night and I have a drug test on Tuesday. I am not a daily smoker, I just smoked that little bit. Any advise? What can I do from now til Tuesday to come up negative for THC? Thanks
For swab test brush brush brush!! Swish with peroxide and mouthwash although be careful if the mouthwash has alcohol in it as that will show up(can be explained though). Definitely brush under your tongue, your cheeks, gums etc like the man said. Mouth swab is easy as hell to pass, at least in my experience. Good luck stoners
I'm a heavy smoker I smoke everyday of my life! I smoked 12 hours before the drug test. I brushed my teeth the night before drug test about 6 times I used the original Listerine 3% peroxide I also used, activated charcoal toothpaste brushed entire mouth thoroughly woke up morning of test brushed my teeth another 6 times used Listerine and peroxide everytime right before I took test I asked to used bathroom brushed used Listerine and peroxide also used altoids works like a charm and it was sent to lab ps your mouth will be raw it will hurt bad for a week I couldn't eat but hey I now make $15 a hour🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽thank you
I haven’t smoked in almost two weeks, im gonna take a test some time within the next week. i’m gonna do this but shoulf I be worried about it showing up in my pee? will it still show up if I haven’t smoked in a bit and only smoke once in a while?
I have been on felony probation for 4 years and I have been getting drug tested every single time I go in to see my P.O. and I will swear by this Gatorade and certo does work for a urine test. I have a very important job interview tomorrow and if I fail it I will let you know. But if you need proof, I wouldn't be writing this if my P.O. knew I still smoke. I did 6 months my first time seeing her for testing positive for THC. The struggle is real and the fact that I can go back to jail or prison for failing a drug test still blows my mind.
Alice Wonder I am sorry I have been at work! needless to say I got the job! :) To be honest drinking the certo taste like shit but it works, just be sure to pee a few times after you drink the certo and not to wait any longer than 2 to 3 hours after drinking it!
I have to do a drug test tomorrow at noon. Yesterday was the last I smoked, what is the best way to Atleast mask the THC if I can't get it all out of my system by then?
This shir fucking works. Im so amazed. Took 2 tesrs before the drink and didnt pass em and took 1 after and that came out negative clear as day. Can finally be calm lmao. Thanks fam Helped me out alot
THIS REALLY WORK.... I CAN'T SAY TO MUCH BUT IT WORKED, "SOMEONE" TRIED THIS FOR THE GOVERNMENT/MILITARY AND "THEY" TRIED THIS 1 HOUR BEFORE THEY TOOK THE TEST AND PASSED, AFTER WATCHING THIS EXACT SAME VIDEO!
It works hands down. I have one coming up next week. I just bought everything ( yellow gatorade, certo, and about 3 Dollar tree drug test). I tested it out to see before my actual test. One test was positive which was the very first one before started. I mixed the certo with the Gatorade at 2:40, peed twice before I took the second test at 4:47 on my 3rd time peeing it was negative. I even waited and 20 mins to take the last test and it was also negative. 2-3 HRs before the actual test, pee twice or 3 times before you go, and you should be good! No 🧢! Your 3rd or 4th pee should be negative.
STR4nG3 this vid is not how you pass a drug test, they test your creatine levels to check for dilution.. you need to flush your system drinking hella water like a gallon or more and you also wanna take a shit load of vitamin b12 and vitamin C and other water soluble vitamins to make your urine yellow and not look flushed and you take an assload of creatine.. if you flush your system with creatine you will have nothing to worry about.. use his method if you want but add creatine on top or drink milk to boost creatine levels
I have a pre-employment drug test (lab) tomorrow morning at 11AM latest. The last time I smoked was Monday afternoon. I picked up some detox pills (USB all-in-one) will it work?
That certo shit does work on gang!!!I jus did my drug test today!! And passed but I did it the night before and the day off 2-3 hours before I went.. this for mf who don’t trust shit to much but experience so I had to be extra sure and plus it’s two packs might as well use both! This not a lie🙌🏿
+Trey Sky Walker @Trey Sky Walker You still on youtube? Granted this is years down the line but hit me up I got a few questions from Trial/Error/Success
Damn. Had to take a piss test a while ago that I didn't know about and failed. Lost a great job opportunity. Now I'm like 3 weeks into a break from weed about to find a job
Devinh Milwaukee i have smoked the night before an passed one but i wouldnt recommend it i just like to blaze iwould probably stop smokin 24 hours before use i mixed one pack four hours before drank second one one hour before leaving to take it
I have a Dr appt and may get a U.A and I have klonopin in my system which wasn't prescribed. Been taking them 2 weeks.. I'm wondering if this will work for benzodizapines and drink it in the early morning before I go ? I don't smoke weed at all...thanks
Hello, I have a serious question can someone please help… I haven’t smoked or ate any kind of edibles in about 10 years. I recently tried edibles to help me sleep… I had 2 THC gummies of 10mmg each for about 5 nights straight. I have a urine test in two days… its been about 8 days now of not having any… I had not had anything for about 12 years.. Does anyone know if I will most likely fail or pass? Please help I’ve been stressing out.
I never tried this but on the day of a drug test, having smoked a few nights prior, i sat in a sauna for 2 hours and as far as im concerned i sweated it all out cause i passed
After drinking the Gatorade /water with certo, Would someone have to take a piss before the initial test to get rid of any previous thc ramnets. If so let me know asap, I. Gotta take a test tommorrow morning
I probably should too, would save me a lot of money and a little stress... The source of the stress when it comes to smoking is society though so that's what fucking bothers me. If I quit, it should be MY choice.
what if u smoke the crack 1st, n smoke weed after to come down (I also smoke weed to help my fibromyalgia)? I gotta test piss for suboxone, neg for weed in 5 hrs. I'm sitting a brick which is a miracle in itself cuz I'm on suboxone n it slows down ur digestive tract, lol. will certo block the the cuz it's fat soluble, but let my suboxone flow thru?
+Faceoff Billy upstate ny...thanx anyways. I'm done lending my shit to ppl cuz when it's time for me to get paid back or when I need help, every1 disappears. fuckers.
Aight so, on June 26th I smoked a blunt, but before that I was 100% clean. On July 1st, I started taking these pills called “super cleanse”, it was recommended, and I started to drink 7-9 water bottles since. I’m going to keep on doing that until my next drug test, it’s on July 9th. Do you guys think I’ll come out clean? I weigh 200 pounds, I haven’t been eating healthy or anything, just been drinking water & taking the pills. & the blunt was all I smoked. (Please help)
The thing is I'm getting randomly drug tested by the school district since they found weed in my shorts at school, their giving me another chance but I have to do online school. If I fail that bih I'm automatically getting exspelled and their not letting me back into any school in my area. Someone please give me some advice...
