"Now if you'll excuse us, we have to get to bed!" Kramer has to stay with Jerry after his apartment keys are lost following switching over to the Jiffy Park. From Season 7, Episode 19: The Wig Master.
My brother alway complains if anyone wakes him up. I had a light on to read around 2am while visiting his apartment. He woke up and started complaining, so I said "patio furniture's on sale." Knowing his Seinfeld, he immediately burst out laughing and went back to sleep. Problem solved.
My brother stayed on my couch for about a month a few years ago (while I lived in a one-bedroom apartment) and didn't adapt to me at all. I can't believe I never thought to use that line. Well played, sir.
Well Kramer is very loyal and goes out of his way to help the people he knows. He is very forgiving also. Really one of a kind character. It's amazing that he was based on a real person.
Jerry is alone and has too much time on his hands during the day, Kramer doesn't have much going on his life so he's perfect for Jerry to keep him entertained during the day.
I literally laugh every time when I watch this clip Kramer points saying, "Go to your room and read." Like their roommates instead of neighbors or something.
@@AddMoreQuarters What about when Jerry said he could sleep in the park, and Kramer could have a luxury suite of both apartments to himself, then Kramer thought Jerry was mad (not sarcastic), because *THOSE ARE LOAD BEARING WALLS, THEY CAN'T COME DOWN!* Then Jerry agreed that Kramer was right and said "yeah, that's no good." 🤣
@@jethrotroll5442 yayyyyy. One for YOU fktards showed up. It's SOOOO rare. But. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. The comments sections are full of people pointing out what they thought was funny funny from the clips. Maybe you could start your own platform where you can create rules nobody, bit tards like you want to follow. Be sure to let us know how it goes.
@@cryptojihadi265 You literally just repeated the whole scene to everybody, like we weren't able to comprehend what we just saw. Yet, I'm the idiot?!! Whatever you say jerk.
What he meant was to first work on love and the they can proceed to the free exchange of sex and discounts. Signifying that the cornerstone is working on love.
A free exchange of sex and discounts? Pssh. If I've given up the sex, I expect gifts. That means free and clear, not some coupon or your employee discount. Give fully or don't bother. Like you're bringing me a diamond tennis bracelet for Valentine's that's partially paid off. "I got it at a discount! You just have to pay it off." The free exchange will end quickly thereafter! :D Better to not even give a gift than to be churlish in the giving. (Kramer is ridiculous though and his frankness about the whole thing is oddly refreshing.)
That’s how the episode ended. Kramer dressed in the technicolor dream coat with the hat and the walking stick. He got arrested for pimpin at jiffy park lol
@@atithi8 I think it stayed on his head, but it blew off of a woman's head, that's how Kramer got it. I'm pretty sure it was still on his head when he got to the parking lot
I can only imagine how many takes they had to do while they were in bed together 😂😂😂 ... patio furniture on sale 🤣 I can see Jerry cracking up so many times during that scene
@@bbuuttercupp you’re genuinely using RU-vid comments to measure the quality of a show that’s already been massive popular for decades before. This metric is not needed at all.
@@steverogers7601 I am not 'genuinely' using RU-vid comments to measure the popularity of anything, as I didn't even mention popularity in my original comment, my comment was about how _good_ the show is. You can have a bad show with good ratings (which there certainly are) and you can have good shows with bad ratings, which there certainly also are. My original comment was simply about how good the writing is and how that is showcased, by the comments all focusing on different lines under a not-even 4 minute clip.
"The two of you need to work on trust. And then, and only then, will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts. The cornerstones of a healthy relationship."
Love the way Kramer just orders JERRY around. It's JERRY place open house every day. Like they have nothing else to do! P.S. JERRY smile is infectious.
I had two friends just like Kramer. They both used me for food and my couch. One would come over in the middle of the night to crash on my couch. Morning would come he'd get up and take off for work. About an hour later my other friend comes over playing hookie from work and crashes on the couch. I used to joke to my other friends that my couch needed a vacation.
The funniest moment in this scene is when Jerry nods approvingly to Elaine after Kramer tells her she needs to leave because they've got to get to bed.
Actually, of the three of them, though he's probably nearly as shallow, Newman seems like he knows how to treat women better. Remember his poem for Kramer, and Marcellino's wife seemed very into him.
My little sister wants to live in New York. All I can do is point to this show about how even parking is an utter nightmare. I guess I'm not cosmopolitan, but I'd really rather live somewhere where parking isn't like the goddamn Hunger Games.