Paul O'Grady Has a Good Old Rant About the State of Sandwiches | This Morning 

This brought tears to my eyes “Hello! "From me in heaven As you all know, I've died. To stay down there amongst you lot Well, I really really tried But Him up there sent a hit man Who dragged me from my bed And instead of taking me below I've landed here instead. It happened all so suddenly While I was sound asleep Dreaming of my doggie friends, My pigs, my goats and sheep. I got dropped outside these shiny gates And told to ring the bell (I was glad I wore my jimjams And my breath it didn't smell!) I got ushered in by Peter (I think that was his name) And I asked him what the matter was And just what was his game. "You'd better see the boss" he said And quickly disappeared Leaving me confronted by An old guy with a beard. This guy produced a glass of wine And gave me a strange nod "I am known by many names But you can call me God. Now, we have up here a vacancy Impossible to fill But someone very close to you Told me you'd fit the bill". I stared at him with open gob Then guzzled down the bevy "I'll help you if I can" I said "As long as it's not heavy!" "There is a door beside the gate Through which all creatures pass" And staring back I saw a sight Which made me drop my glass T'was Murphy standing, arms outstretched My mind was all afluster For standing right beside my love Was Bullseye, Olg and Buster. "You're needed here to help these pets" My Murphy did advise And seeing my loved ones once again Brought tears to my eyes. "Ahem, may I continue please?" This man named God then spoke "These animals need someone kind And we think you're the bloke To wait beside this special door Let those approach come through it And help each one dispell their fear". "That's it!" said I "Let's do it!!" So here I am with Murph and dogs Putting creatures at their ease A job which gives me so much joy And really is a breeze. We spoil them when they come to us With treats from out the fridge Then when we know they're ready We help them cross the Bridge. So stop the sadness that you hold. Don't let those teardrops fall. For I'm here in my element With heavenly love From Paul xx Written by a Paul O’Grady fan.

Sal C6 him and Cilla had a wonderful friendship

So very true

Sal C6 I totally agree with you. Paul was one of a kind, the world is a sadder place without him. RIP

Paul has got his angel 👼 wings far too early. He was so loved and so missed by us all. Thank you for all the times you brought me smiles and laughs out loud. Rest in peace

I feel the same no one like Paul God bless he will be missed.

So very true

No, if they Knighted Paul it would have given a measure of credibility to awards that have long been sullied by money, power patronage and privilege.

Thanks for a Magnificent poem really is wonderful that was Paul to a tea 😂😢

Beautiful ❣😔

Beautiful and funny thank you❤

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We were poor but we were shoplifters !!! 😂 very funny man there will never be another guy like him

Offensive to women imagine if he blacked up rather than dragged up

agree. he is so much loved by everyone. not even the royal family can lay claim to that

Totally agree it’s such a profound loss for us the British viewers ❤😢

He was decent and everyone loves him ❤😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Lost

Should say lost

Only in North Western Europe and some parts of North America

I bet you're secretly a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race!!

@@jaynesheehy5237 never watched it just pisses me off that they r associated with gay men and sexual orientation but condescending people like yourself also piss me off then again its your problem not mine

Yawn

Shush, Stephen.