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@Bajicoy
@Bajicoy 7 месяцев назад
If the bike falls, it is absolutely taking you down with it
@harrykumoro4335
@harrykumoro4335 7 месяцев назад
😮 when in at uphill bicycle ride you
@Randomkloud
@Randomkloud 7 месяцев назад
And a fall from a normal bike doesn't?
@D0minate0
@D0minate0 7 месяцев назад
​@@Randomkloudno, you can jump out separately. At least, I can
@lazomaco
@lazomaco 7 месяцев назад
@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist
@skrrrtsusman3450
@skrrrtsusman3450 7 месяцев назад
you can easily plant your feet with it, so if you fall with it, probably would've happened with a normal one too
@KossolaxtheForesworn
@KossolaxtheForesworn 8 месяцев назад
its the public humiliation machine
@evangelicalsnever-lie9792
@evangelicalsnever-lie9792 7 месяцев назад
😂👍
@alessandrorpglover
@alessandrorpglover 7 месяцев назад
designed to help people aiming you with rotten tomatoes
@quan-uo5ws
@quan-uo5ws 7 месяцев назад
This looks like something jews would be strapped to in ww2 germany
@E13v3N1
@E13v3N1 7 месяцев назад
What the hell😂😂😂 😭
@tnbspotter5360
@tnbspotter5360 7 месяцев назад
It's like a rolling medieval stockade, except you're suspended by your balls.
@ZAYBUNY101
@ZAYBUNY101 Месяц назад
The defenition of: "They're cooking, but no one is hungry"
@sci-tech2521
@sci-tech2521 6 дней назад
More like they’re cooking to make people throw up
@aelion7761
@aelion7761 6 дней назад
Who let bro cook?
@user-wh8co2wi4y
@user-wh8co2wi4y Месяц назад
I refuse to believe that this more comfortable than a bicycle lmao.
@ajc5930
@ajc5930 10 дней назад
This is straight up the Mr. Garrison dildo bike without the dildo
@ferdinandmagellan9210
@ferdinandmagellan9210 6 дней назад
Deez nuts agree 👍🏻
@elizabethconley4996
@elizabethconley4996 5 дней назад
I could see it for those with mobility issues due to obesity if you don't need to go up or down
@jauxro
@jauxro 4 дня назад
as someone with scoliosis i think it would be pretty comfortable except for when i launch downhill at Mach 5 and go into traffic like a frog in a blender
@zanechristiansen
@zanechristiansen 2 дня назад
​@@jauxroas someone without scoliosis this looks terrible for your back lmao but I guess we'll never know (unless one of us buys this dumb ass thing lol)
@reDoraemon
@reDoraemon 5 месяцев назад
going uphill : fighting for your life going downhill : praying for your life 😂😂😂
@anonomyss
@anonomyss 5 месяцев назад
Gonna see a depiction of Speedy Gonzales screaming while running down the hill at mach 7
@MrGilghamesh
@MrGilghamesh 5 месяцев назад
Damn you make my day buddy !
@Traylormade_Chief
@Traylormade_Chief 5 месяцев назад
HahahahahH
@bugjams
@bugjams 5 месяцев назад
It still has handbrakes for downhill btw.
@reDoraemon
@reDoraemon 5 месяцев назад
@@MrGilghamesh thanks.. Glad I could help 😁
@100drips
@100drips 5 месяцев назад
Truly genius. In case of an accident your neck is trapped in between the frame maximizing the possibility of a quick and painful dead.
@tjenadonn6158
@tjenadonn6158 5 месяцев назад
The Suicycle.
@roseedge5626
@roseedge5626 5 месяцев назад
At least you wouldn't be seen on this alive.
@positivewarrior5206
@positivewarrior5206 5 месяцев назад
This thread 😂😂😂
@HafidzMurshidie
@HafidzMurshidie 5 месяцев назад
@@tjenadonn6158The Perfect name for a perfect product
@MultiMangoPie
@MultiMangoPie 5 месяцев назад
​​@@roseedge5626 nevermore
@OptimusPhillip
@OptimusPhillip Месяц назад
"We need to make a more comfortable bike!" [Invents crucifixion machine]
@jaysharky1711
@jaysharky1711 Месяц назад
Up next, the engine-less car! Fred Flintstone walks in: "You stole my car!"
@sorayageloo954
@sorayageloo954 2 дня назад
Most underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂 yabadabadooooo!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nathanlevine5825
@nathanlevine5825 5 месяцев назад
CONS: Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains Can't bail out since you're strapped in Straps hurt rider's crotch PROS Gives everyone a much-needed laugh Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene
@franciscomedina6729
@franciscomedina6729 5 месяцев назад
Plus if you fall to the side you will surely break your shoulder or hip
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 месяцев назад
PRO: serves as dual-purpose S&M device
@dondin6093
@dondin6093 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@nadeshikorealnofake2237
@nadeshikorealnofake2237 5 месяцев назад
​@@franciscomedina6729 Or your head. Like your neck is around 2 hard metal bars it would prolly break your neck in half.
@Qualicabyss
@Qualicabyss 5 месяцев назад
To be fair it's also easier to go up hills, still unbelievable impractical
@Jes196
@Jes196 6 месяцев назад
“More comfortable” as we see an image of a man who’s entire weight is resting on his groin hammock.
@TEXAS2459
@TEXAS2459 6 месяцев назад
Yeah...so?? They never said less stressful or painful 😁😂
@TEXAS2459
@TEXAS2459 6 месяцев назад
@@xyz12345457 nope there are foot resters.
@__keys
@__keys 6 месяцев назад
It's called a harness and it's only painful if you're wearing it wrong
@mmaforever1166
@mmaforever1166 6 месяцев назад
@@__keyshold on guys let me just unlatch myself from my bike real quick I’ll only be five minutes , imagine crashing one of these things or if someone is trying to fight you while you’re still hooked up to it no matter how you look at it this bike is just dumb
@__keys
@__keys 6 месяцев назад
@@mmaforever1166 I'm just saying claiming it's not comfortable because it's a harness is stupid
@seedspittinspacecowboy
@seedspittinspacecowboy Месяц назад
That's the one they roll you around and chant "Shame!"
@keithryan683
@keithryan683 6 дней назад
Yeah , like mobile stocks .
@alus1002
@alus1002 8 дней назад
Weak points: 1. Uphill 2. Downhill
@Kreptic
@Kreptic 7 месяцев назад
Finally, a bicycle that rides you
@rumble1925
@rumble1925 7 месяцев назад
lmao
@supershenron4688
@supershenron4688 7 месяцев назад
Lolol😂😂😂
@oximas-oe9vf
@oximas-oe9vf 7 месяцев назад
Step bicycle what are you doing 😂😂😂😂
@Jellysem_06
@Jellysem_06 7 месяцев назад
🤔🤔🤔
@Klaevin
@Klaevin 7 месяцев назад
In Soviet Russia....
@BeatInMySkull
@BeatInMySkull 7 месяцев назад
How do I bail from a bike crash? This bike: You don't. You commit to it
@DanielGlover
@DanielGlover 7 месяцев назад
There the comment I was looking for. Stupid idea. will stick to my normal design, but electric (still have to pedal) bike thank you.
@NoraIconiq
@NoraIconiq 7 месяцев назад
Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.
@maulikgadhavi8356
@maulikgadhavi8356 7 месяцев назад
How do one bail out from Car crash ?
@NoraIconiq
@NoraIconiq 7 месяцев назад
@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.
@West_Coast
@West_Coast 7 месяцев назад
It's a death trap.
@maxcar7298
@maxcar7298 Месяц назад
"There's mud on the road, let me stick my feet right on it"
@GMTunes
@GMTunes Месяц назад
Soon we'll have plenty of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' 😂
@ronque23
@ronque23 7 месяцев назад
Finally-a bike that doesn’t require a lock when you park it.
@C4pungMaster
@C4pungMaster 7 месяцев назад
the only things worth stealing are its parts lmao. You will come and notice only the chassis and handlebars remains
@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622
@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622 7 месяцев назад
Cuz no one wants it💀
@jaysmooth9630
@jaysmooth9630 7 месяцев назад
I'll be laughing at that humor for a while 😅
@blaedus5318
@blaedus5318 7 месяцев назад
Pfft. You have way too much faith in people. Some people will steal worthless things just because it's something that they don't have.
@rapidshareag3962
@rapidshareag3962 7 месяцев назад
Shhhhiiiiiii don't park that sheit in the ghetto!!!!
@Angerbones
@Angerbones 6 месяцев назад
Inventor: “How can I make walking more difficult, more expensive, and way more embarrassing?”
@dianapennepacker6854
@dianapennepacker6854 6 месяцев назад
It does seem faster and more efficent. Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall! Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles. Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.
@moakman5829
@moakman5829 6 месяцев назад
Best comment lol 😂👍
@lethauntic
@lethauntic 6 месяцев назад
​@@dianapennepacker6854I honestly didn't even think about the fact that your head is wedge between two bars. Looks interesting, but dangerous.
@rodrigomoreira2306
@rodrigomoreira2306 6 месяцев назад
E o calcanhar destruido
@bradensorensen966
@bradensorensen966 6 месяцев назад
@@lethauntic just wear a helmet?
@devonlatrell5767
@devonlatrell5767 Месяц назад
you wont fall off the bike, but you will fall when the bike falls
@CellaDragon
@CellaDragon Месяц назад
From the makers of the Flintstones, comes… The Yabadabado Bike!
@v.j.3029
@v.j.3029 12 дней назад
You might also need to strap your shoes to your legs so that you don’t lose them during the ride and end up barefoot like the Flintstones in the end.
@michiel5160
@michiel5160 8 месяцев назад
At least it won't get stolen.
@Romo2055
@Romo2055 7 месяцев назад
The wheel still might
@lordhoweproductions3733
@lordhoweproductions3733 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@codechrist
@codechrist 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@davyjones7813
@davyjones7813 7 месяцев назад
I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back
@davyjones7813
@davyjones7813 7 месяцев назад
Then there was the community bike that got passed to everybody in town at one point
@thachdao3624
@thachdao3624 7 месяцев назад
- people in 1940s: we have flying car in 2023 - people in 2023: we have pedal-less bicycle 🗿
@thebikeman5592
@thebikeman5592 6 месяцев назад
And also flying cars
@elietimmy9181
@elietimmy9181 6 месяцев назад
@@thebikeman5592well we are still working on that
@ecos889
@ecos889 6 месяцев назад
We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂 Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)
@Salvaticus
@Salvaticus 6 месяцев назад
@@elietimmy9181won’t happen. It’s very impractical
@param888
@param888 6 месяцев назад
😂😂
@Chris_50
@Chris_50 Месяц назад
Looks like it could snap your neck the moment the fall sideways in an accident
@gabarwar5775
@gabarwar5775 Месяц назад
Let's not invent a bicycle again a proverb says
@theinquisit0r
@theinquisit0r 7 месяцев назад
If the strap fails, you will literally get run over by your own vehicle
@Jingling-MelO
@Jingling-MelO 7 месяцев назад
Right in between the butt cheeks too
@tined_trout4460
@tined_trout4460 7 месяцев назад
ouch.. wedgie
@KunalSawant875
@KunalSawant875 7 месяцев назад
Rip future generation
@Frost_LP
@Frost_LP 7 месяцев назад
Reminds me of cars from the Flintstones cartoon
@mylamberfeeties875
@mylamberfeeties875 7 месяцев назад
🤣
@damntrain1862
@damntrain1862 7 месяцев назад
I didnt know bicycles can also evolve backwards.
@steadyeddie639
@steadyeddie639 7 месяцев назад
Apparently so...
@TahirAli-ri3hn
@TahirAli-ri3hn 7 месяцев назад
Lol
@chrissamiselo708
@chrissamiselo708 7 месяцев назад
😂
@StefanVeenstra
@StefanVeenstra 7 месяцев назад
If people can, so can their inventions.
@bern9642
@bern9642 7 месяцев назад
​@@StefanVeenstrawell humans don't have wheels so it will be tougher.
@JESUS.saves.Repent.
@JESUS.saves.Repent. Месяц назад
It needs those shoulder bars to come out further and act as a headguard. Otherwise you'd run the risk of being decapitated if you fall the wrong way on something.
@theofficialfluffy
@theofficialfluffy Месяц назад
For a second, I actually thought that it would be a good idea, till I realized going downhill 💀 same principle as going down a hill whilst sitting down on a skateboard
@theancientvoice9272
@theancientvoice9272 8 месяцев назад
This is why Aliens won't talk to us
@PeterPan-hs5tu
@PeterPan-hs5tu 7 месяцев назад
😂nice❤
@szpg
@szpg 7 месяцев назад
👽 ✌️ 😂
@nuttysquirrel8816
@nuttysquirrel8816 7 месяцев назад
🤣😆😂
@willemjordaan4108
@willemjordaan4108 7 месяцев назад
NOOO MAAAN THEYY DOOO ..
@codechrist
@codechrist 7 месяцев назад
Bhahahaha ❤😅
@Scampi95
@Scampi95 5 месяцев назад
If conventional bike seats weren’t uncomfortable enough, now you get to suspend from your bike with a G string
@tregrenos8615
@tregrenos8615 5 месяцев назад
It’s an impractical hammock, but at least it’s mobile.
@theaterhobo
@theaterhobo 5 месяцев назад
Lmao this! The whole time i was like "that wedgie looks intense" 😰 oof
@bisess3689
@bisess3689 5 месяцев назад
😂😂
@harryv6752
@harryv6752 5 месяцев назад
Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly. Keep on rockin'! 🤟
@dpssaboteur3799
@dpssaboteur3799 5 месяцев назад
south park in real life
@2fast47
@2fast47 8 дней назад
Ppls spines: "I'd rather die"
@ipassingthrough
@ipassingthrough 9 дней назад
It's amazing what lengths people will go just to be "that guy". What if this bike goes down or you need to get off quickly? Maybe in a safer community but this makes you too vulnerable
@utschb18
@utschb18 6 месяцев назад
A great solution for a problem that never existed.
@carboy101
@carboy101 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@Spinoza137
@Spinoza137 6 месяцев назад
😂
@longebane
@longebane 6 месяцев назад
A balance bike is also pedalless without having to be.. this
@seymourglass26
@seymourglass26 6 месяцев назад
I want to see how it costs like $2000 or something insane as well.
@fishbuddy401
@fishbuddy401 6 месяцев назад
Hahaha 😂
@yash_kambli
@yash_kambli 11 месяцев назад
Calling this comfortable is crime.
@ToastbrotRaver
@ToastbrotRaver 9 месяцев назад
Having your balls squished is very ergonomic
@joshuamillerknight7530
@joshuamillerknight7530 9 месяцев назад
I cannot see myself doing this
@mastowl_7112
@mastowl_7112 9 месяцев назад
It's crushing your scrotch
@kikic2052
@kikic2052 9 месяцев назад
Their add campaign will be pure scrotch talk
@BASH_ANGEL
@BASH_ANGEL 9 месяцев назад
Lol
@deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813
@deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813 14 дней назад
Imagine being robbed and they throw you in the truck with the bike because it’s faster then unbuckling from the bikes
@player_566-1
@player_566-1 25 дней назад
My bike isn’t that weird Bros bike:
@The_Ghetto_Gothix
@The_Ghetto_Gothix 7 месяцев назад
Them Germans were like, 'Let's take a bicycle and make it more impractical, more dangerous and more uncomfortable.'
@ivancap4232
@ivancap4232 7 месяцев назад
also watched southpark but didnt want to go that far
@cbk-te7ru
@cbk-te7ru 7 месяцев назад
That whacky German sense of humor
@sunnydivino
@sunnydivino 7 месяцев назад
And more humilliating
@tylerdavis3
@tylerdavis3 7 месяцев назад
Ah yes, that renowned German engineering I’m always hearing about.
@Veltrosstho
@Veltrosstho 7 месяцев назад
How is it any of those things? Are you deaf?
@talbotd27
@talbotd27 7 месяцев назад
Imagine you go through a mud puddle and the tires just shoot it straight up into your face
@mikeeforma2281
@mikeeforma2281 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@docwiz
@docwiz 7 месяцев назад
Normal bikes don't have mud flaps and your near the same height head-wise in a normal bike. Both would be puddle traps.
@ThePrufessa
@ThePrufessa 7 месяцев назад
You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.
@Cloudy_Days.
@Cloudy_Days. 7 месяцев назад
Imagine riding this naked
@joshuakarr-BibleMan
@joshuakarr-BibleMan 7 месяцев назад
​@@docwiz The downtube catches the worst of the spray from the front wheel.
@slartibartifastoverdrive195
@slartibartifastoverdrive195 10 дней назад
Well this is a terrible idea. You didnt need to reinvent the scooter.
@Brass319
@Brass319 9 дней назад
I was wondering if anyone else pointed this out!
@D5Do
@D5Do 7 дней назад
This must be where south park creators got their inspiration for that hilarious episode.
@rainbow_vader
@rainbow_vader 6 месяцев назад
"we'll have flying cars in the future" The future: we removed the bike from your bike
@markh3885
@markh3885 6 месяцев назад
It still has two wheels.. it just doesn’t have a seat. Technically it’s still a bike, just a stupid looking one?
@majzerofive
@majzerofive 6 месяцев назад
"make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable
@knowledgeiswealth.
@knowledgeiswealth. 6 месяцев назад
But We have flying cars also 😑
@ElectroNicko_
@ElectroNicko_ 6 месяцев назад
@knowledgeiswealth. Ehhh somewhat, but they're super expensive and most are just prototypes rn
@knowledgeiswealth.
@knowledgeiswealth. 6 месяцев назад
@@ElectroNicko_ nah we built flying cars decades ago its called an "helicopter"
@gopalnk-sd6sh
@gopalnk-sd6sh 5 месяцев назад
He found a solution for the problem, which is not yet discovered.
@manaspradhan8041
@manaspradhan8041 5 месяцев назад
42
@javiermendez9365
@javiermendez9365 5 месяцев назад
He never let them know his move. He is Always one step ahead.
@aminaahmet1025
@aminaahmet1025 5 месяцев назад
😂
@GolemDude
@GolemDude 5 месяцев назад
Just hope no one forgets about it like with the steam engine
@K-Choi
@K-Choi 5 месяцев назад
Uphill biking
@dukeofspies6683
@dukeofspies6683 6 дней назад
"Goodmorning, I'm looking for something that makes me look like a dumbass" "Say no more"
@wolfzillaproductions4563
@wolfzillaproductions4563 7 месяцев назад
“How do you go uphill with these things?” *”That’s the neat part, you don’t.”*
@riftvallance2087
@riftvallance2087 7 месяцев назад
Maybe Germany doesn't have hills
@DTanix
@DTanix 7 месяцев назад
You walk.
@CandleWisp
@CandleWisp 7 месяцев назад
Might actually be easier, because you already have your feet on the road.
@voice_0f_reason
@voice_0f_reason 7 месяцев назад
How about downhill? Or just slowing down? Seems like a nightmare😬
@TheeOK1
@TheeOK1 7 месяцев назад
​@@voice_0f_reasoni mean it still has breaks but this thing is dumb lmao
@shoulderBirb
@shoulderBirb 6 месяцев назад
"travels faster and further" *gear ratios have left the chat*
@WhatKindOfNameNow
@WhatKindOfNameNow 6 месяцев назад
I'm pretty sure that line is comparing it to a "half-walk, half-run," not a conventional bike.
@nobitatabino5959
@nobitatabino5959 6 месяцев назад
Is it faster than my bed rolling speed
@silver1407
@silver1407 6 месяцев назад
​@@WhatKindOfNameNowwhatever you say 😭
@MrKunecke
@MrKunecke 6 месяцев назад
Who needs gears when we have Knees!
@richards4986
@richards4986 6 месяцев назад
Why?
@jmm1233
@jmm1233 Месяц назад
looks so much more dangerous than actual bike , especially if crash into something with no helmet
@Jay87NY
@Jay87NY 4 дня назад
Chiropractors are somewhere rubbing their hands together like the league of villians, praying ya'll crazy enough to get this.
@bambo9350
@bambo9350 7 месяцев назад
Everybody gangsta until you go uphill
@cheapbruh9778
@cheapbruh9778 7 месяцев назад
you literally just have to walk uphill with this, the real issue is downhill, RIP
@edwardwongiii2229
@edwardwongiii2229 7 месяцев назад
@@cheapbruh9778 It has brakes.
@edwardwongiii2229
@edwardwongiii2229 6 месяцев назад
@@WorldPeacePlease123 No, I have never had any speed wobble. Besides, you'd have to be a simpleton to let your bike gain too much speed anyway.
@edwardwongiii2229
@edwardwongiii2229 6 месяцев назад
@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century. I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on. Have a nice day.
@edwardwongiii2229
@edwardwongiii2229 6 месяцев назад
@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.
@ericwiest1242
@ericwiest1242 11 месяцев назад
Let's see you go uphill
@vupham5252
@vupham5252 10 месяцев назад
tru dat lol
@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000
@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000 10 месяцев назад
Let's see *YOU* go uphill by just walking lmao
@thistimeimhere
@thistimeimhere 10 месяцев назад
​@@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000yeah but now your pulling a bike up also.
@ManchesterUtdFan
@ManchesterUtdFan 10 месяцев назад
Let’s add to this. Let’s see you go downhill. Does this bike even have brakes!?
@jameslowe2979
@jameslowe2979 10 месяцев назад
​@@ManchesterUtdFanthink you're expected to use your balls. Not a great design.
@AnuragKharade
@AnuragKharade 8 дней назад
Paddle Less ❌ Efficient less ✅
@xXIronPeachesXx
@xXIronPeachesXx Месяц назад
The germans need to stop putting bdsm gear in their utility vehicles
@AdrienMitchell69
@AdrienMitchell69 5 месяцев назад
"it doesn't have a seat, gears, chain, or pedals" -- you know, all the things that make bikes great.
@timdiligence
@timdiligence 5 месяцев назад
😂
@bahrawijaya
@bahrawijaya 5 месяцев назад
Lol at the top.😂😂😂😂
@anamidutta2
@anamidutta2 5 месяцев назад
At least it has wheels 😂
@IsraelWillBeFree
@IsraelWillBeFree 5 месяцев назад
Lololol
@IsraelWillBeFree
@IsraelWillBeFree 5 месяцев назад
​@@anamidutta2at least lolol
@NoahBailey33
@NoahBailey33 7 месяцев назад
“The design is very human”
@dr.zoidberg8666
@dr.zoidberg8666 7 месяцев назад
"You will now say a few words to explain your hu-man art!"
@LearnandLive97
@LearnandLive97 7 месяцев назад
😂
@ZigealFaust
@ZigealFaust 7 месяцев назад
"Very easy to use."
@almakabban9996
@almakabban9996 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@descendency
@descendency 7 месяцев назад
it looks like what AI would design if you asked it for a bike - but never told it what a bike was.
@xzalean
@xzalean 9 дней назад
boy looking like one of them things off Wizard of Oz
@glennkrzeminski7539
@glennkrzeminski7539 7 месяцев назад
Rumor has it that just now, German engineers are also working on the worlds first seatless chair
@riftvallance2087
@riftvallance2087 7 месяцев назад
Perhaps a rungless ladder next.
@elmioelmo2013
@elmioelmo2013 7 месяцев назад
rumor said the engineer does'nt have any chair in his home.. even in toilet.. imagine how he poop.. 😂😂
@GrimmPoetics
@GrimmPoetics 7 месяцев назад
It already exist. Has for a long time
@01cornflakes
@01cornflakes 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 major breakthrough
@WaryJester
@WaryJester 7 месяцев назад
They were called birthing chairs hundreds of years ago lol
@dr.ticklebum2385
@dr.ticklebum2385 7 месяцев назад
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" - Ian Malcom
@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler
@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler 7 месяцев назад
/ahem..../ Dr. Malcom btw
@DantesAvian
@DantesAvian 7 месяцев назад
@@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler spared no expense
@desertrat1357
@desertrat1357 7 месяцев назад
I bring scientist......you bring a Rockstar. Are you familiar with the chaos theory?
@magiclegume
@magiclegume Месяц назад
This is great for flat surfaces. Kinda looks easier. But going uphill will be a nightmare.
@AdamPFarnsworth
@AdamPFarnsworth Месяц назад
My first thought "Wow, that's strange and unique, I want one!" After reading comments... yeah, y'all make great points. I'd likely die on it lol
@ericaceous1652
@ericaceous1652 6 месяцев назад
I think not being strapped to a bike is a pretty important safety feature
@SofaKingShit
@SofaKingShit 6 месяцев назад
Being unable to breathe because of the straps must make it great for going uphill. Said no one ever.
@dsredbeard4869
@dsredbeard4869 6 месяцев назад
Your head and neck are fucked if you crash
@heathernoak4536
@heathernoak4536 6 месяцев назад
Plus being a permanent hunchback!!!
@Scooterbeerrun
@Scooterbeerrun 5 месяцев назад
lots of decapitations on that ride
@bobs5596
@bobs5596 5 месяцев назад
it's got you by your balls..
@TimJapan
@TimJapan 5 месяцев назад
“your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 5 месяцев назад
It's all fun and games until somebody gets eaten by a T-Rex.
@TimJapan
@TimJapan 5 месяцев назад
The only thing i'd want to encounter on this thing is an Ihopetheyneversaurus.@@SmallSpoonBrigade
@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 5 месяцев назад
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to. And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.
@tezcatlipoca6336
@tezcatlipoca6336 5 месяцев назад
Jurassic bicycle.
@TAMIKKOBEASTY
@TAMIKKOBEASTY 28 дней назад
This is an awesome training tool for long distance marathon runners on flat back roads. 🏃🏻‍♀️💨♥️😍
@Plazali
@Plazali 9 дней назад
So it’s the same feeling as riding a shopping cart or that 3 second adrenaline rush with Heelys
@gtassa01
@gtassa01 7 месяцев назад
The true cost is your self esteem as you willingly go out in public riding it, or rather have it ride you
@Mimi-zk8rq
@Mimi-zk8rq 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@brexitgreens
@brexitgreens 7 месяцев назад
I remember how people ridiculed cyclists over a century ago exactly in the same way.
@sam-515
@sam-515 7 месяцев назад
😂😂
@miguelpereira9859
@miguelpereira9859 15 дней назад
​@@brexitgreensYou must be quite old then
@brexitgreens
@brexitgreens 15 дней назад
@@miguelpereira9859 Look into these eyes. They have seen things that you, people, wouldn't believe.
@hatuletoh
@hatuletoh 7 месяцев назад
The only device that allows you to half run, half walk, and look like a complete asshole all at the same time.
@monkeytimestamps4915
@monkeytimestamps4915 7 месяцев назад
All of the comments were hilarious but this one made me laugh out loud.
@JERZEEHOTBOY
@JERZEEHOTBOY 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂👏🏿 🙌🏿
@supershenron4688
@supershenron4688 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@victorguzman4334
@victorguzman4334 7 месяцев назад
Lol 😂
@MohamedIbrahimJRM
@MohamedIbrahimJRM 7 месяцев назад
😂💀
@oscarteos
@oscarteos 24 дня назад
The least efficient bicycle in the world. Designed by Fisher-Price.
@anastasisparastatidis5479
@anastasisparastatidis5479 Месяц назад
"If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike" *Bet.*
@nicolaspets4975
@nicolaspets4975 7 месяцев назад
The most potent contraceptive ever created
@damnpretzel
@damnpretzel 7 месяцев назад
😭😭😭
@hitlertentounossalvar
@hitlertentounossalvar 7 месяцев назад
He should have been aborted.
@idfkidc
@idfkidc 7 месяцев назад
Well then you're not using it right 😉
@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 7 месяцев назад
Guaranteed to make you less likely to have children by making you more likely to be avoided at all times.
@ES11777
@ES11777 7 месяцев назад
@@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786😂
@Sinic818
@Sinic818 7 месяцев назад
When you fix something that isn't broken.
@isaacnelson4503
@isaacnelson4503 7 месяцев назад
When you brake something the only could of use a small fix.
@Dread_2137
@Dread_2137 7 месяцев назад
I mean, it works like these bikes for 3year-olds, just normal bikes but without pedals.
@alphagt62
@alphagt62 7 месяцев назад
It sure doesn’t look comfortable
@chickennuggetman2593
@chickennuggetman2593 7 месяцев назад
But... I like it...
@zizhaohu741
@zizhaohu741 7 месяцев назад
well, nothing is broken until something better is built
@stewielebowski5928
@stewielebowski5928 Месяц назад
How about the proverb: “don’t rediscover the bicycle” ?
@Aiden83948
@Aiden83948 Месяц назад
That how I look when I push the cart at Walmart and I lean over it and it feels like I’m flying
@justanotherenglishspeaking684
@justanotherenglishspeaking684 5 месяцев назад
Me: I wonder why my back hurts so much My sitting posture:
@Tubie1111
@Tubie1111 5 месяцев назад
You're hanging not sitting. It actually would be better for your back and tailbone. 🤷‍♀️
@justinbarton8808
@justinbarton8808 5 месяцев назад
You’re strapped to an adult baby jumper with your back hunched against a metal bar, yeah real comfortable. You can’t stretch your back.
@Well_Earned_Siesta
@Well_Earned_Siesta 6 месяцев назад
"ergonomic and comfortable" were not the first two words that came to mind
@freehand.underhand
@freehand.underhand 6 месяцев назад
mine were "wedgie" and "vehicle"
@rleriche5044
@rleriche5044 6 месяцев назад
@@freehand.underhand lol
@tehfuqizg0inon588
@tehfuqizg0inon588 6 месяцев назад
That one southpark episode
@bugsy742
@bugsy742 6 месяцев назад
@@freehand.underhand😂🤝
@M3LP
@M3LP 6 месяцев назад
I'm pretty sure we all saw that man's crotch wedgie. If that is comfortable, then I'm concerned about what the narrator considers uncomfortable.
@Ata.TeaGargler
@Ata.TeaGargler Месяц назад
You forgot to mention that it also makes you look like a complete fool in public
@Arthurmondo
@Arthurmondo 7 дней назад
Imagine going to school with this 😭
@tyreeross81
@tyreeross81 7 месяцев назад
A resolution to a nonexistent problem
@AntilleanConfederation
@AntilleanConfederation 7 месяцев назад
Yup like communism.
@double_joseph327
@double_joseph327 7 месяцев назад
@@AntilleanConfederationmore like reinventing the wheel… you took it a little far..
@rizizum
@rizizum 7 месяцев назад
@@AntilleanConfederation Dude just had to bring politics into a bike video
@AntilleanConfederation
@AntilleanConfederation 7 месяцев назад
@@rizizum sorry to trigger you Karly Marx
@AntilleanConfederation
@AntilleanConfederation 7 месяцев назад
@@double_joseph327 are you a communist
@terrificfrogg8377
@terrificfrogg8377 7 месяцев назад
There's no way this is more "ergonomic and comfortable...and travels faster than a bicycle"
@pro-socialsociopath769
@pro-socialsociopath769 7 месяцев назад
I'd sure love to hear about the physics supporting that claim 😂
@snapgab
@snapgab 7 месяцев назад
​@@pro-socialsociopath769 Well, theoretically there's less energy lost when you just directly push off against the ground instead of relying on pedals and gears to move the wheels that then drag the bike over the ground. The angle at which you'd be pushing off seems less than ideal though, and there's no way that hanging in that harnass is comfortable, the belt thingies are way too narrow for that, they'd feel like they're cutting into your skin.
@redn9215
@redn9215 7 месяцев назад
@@snapgab Can't use your weight here. The reason bikes are effective is because you can output a lot more force downwards towards the ground than parallel it, and bikes translate that into forward acceleration. You can generate a lot more torque which can be converted to speed. The core design of the bike is already perfect in its simplicity.
@maggiepie8810
@maggiepie8810 7 месяцев назад
​@@snapgab You've never heard of leverage, have you? There's no way this is more efficient.
@stonefox9124
@stonefox9124 7 месяцев назад
It's more ergonomic only in the sense that ur half leaning forward compared to someone sitting straight up, what they ignore is that u can also lean forward on a regular bike for same effect. I'd be a bullet going down hill on a bike because my butt would be right over my rear wheel and my chest would be on the seat so I had no air drag whatsoever.
@FunkBastid
@FunkBastid Месяц назад
For the low cost of 1,000€, and your remaining dignity, you too can have one.
@Ben-tu8df
@Ben-tu8df День назад
Imagine you just walking down the street and see some random dude cruising on this banana bike
@keithhendrickson8522
@keithhendrickson8522 7 месяцев назад
In the event of an emergency, there's an ejection handle that releases the straps, dropping you face first onto the moving ground, where the bike can promply run you over.
@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 7 месяцев назад
Ah yes. One final act of humiliation for the poor sap who's fool enough to have bought it.
@jameselliott216
@jameselliott216 7 месяцев назад
. . . the moving ground 🤷
@sam-515
@sam-515 7 месяцев назад
Right 😂
@GuysCupank
@GuysCupank 7 месяцев назад
OMHg 🤣
@moe3235
@moe3235 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 some steps forward take true sacrifice 😂
@SonOfGalactus
@SonOfGalactus 8 месяцев назад
A perfect example of just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
@jdos5643
@jdos5643 7 месяцев назад
This thing is the most unsafe thing out there. It leaves the head vulnerable while the person is strapped. Some ppl threw safety out the door with this thing. Traditional bikes are safer in that a person can jump off it in case of any horrendous situation arises. This thing makes one be trapped.
@Saiku584
@Saiku584 7 месяцев назад
​@@jdos5643Damn, u rigth
@SomeGuilStuff
@SomeGuilStuff 7 месяцев назад
Ok cyberbully
@CodepageNet
@CodepageNet 5 месяцев назад
the laugh is worth it tho
@outdooroperator714
@outdooroperator714 6 дней назад
This that thing Mr Garrison was riding
@TT-_-
@TT-_- Месяц назад
If a harness was comfortable, wouldn't we have those hanging from the ceiling at home instead of chairs and well-padded sofas?
@carlbrown1000
@carlbrown1000 7 месяцев назад
Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents "The NoPussy-inator"
@venom19891989
@venom19891989 7 месяцев назад
Hahahaha. That's hilarious 😂😂
@ndhambi
@ndhambi 7 месяцев назад
😭😭💀
@karaqakkzl
@karaqakkzl 7 месяцев назад
Since when Doof dating with Cupcakke 😂😂😂
@thefirsttrillionaire2925
@thefirsttrillionaire2925 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣 I just cried!
@No-cc1fq
@No-cc1fq 7 месяцев назад
Damn i guess i've been hit
@theonexx762
@theonexx762 5 месяцев назад
So instead of a bike you can buy something thats 30% less compact, 70% slower, 80% less convenient, 90% more dangerous, and 100% makes you look like a goblin on 2 wheels
@acidz0037
@acidz0037 5 месяцев назад
At least it makes it easier to spot the fools😂🤣😂
@timmullen8951
@timmullen8951 5 месяцев назад
Humor. Arh!
@danielhernandez2575
@danielhernandez2575 5 месяцев назад
Literally says it goes faster but ok.
@podled942
@podled942 5 месяцев назад
​@danielhernandez2575 its faster and further than walking and running, but its more "ergonomic and comfortable" than a pedal bike. It is not faster than a pedal bike.
@ExpandDong420
@ExpandDong420 5 месяцев назад
​@@danielhernandez2575it literally isn't, though. It's faster than walking but it cannot be faster than a normal bike
@_The_Traveler_
@_The_Traveler_ Месяц назад
And then you get the speed wobbles going down a particularly steep hill, and realize that you can't just slow yourself down with your legs because they're not designed to absorb the kind of shock a traditional bike is designed to, and you can't bail in soft grass on the side of the road or someone's yard because you're literally strapped to a vehicle that has locked and suspended your core and upper body in a way that can't be adjusted unless you take your hands off of the bars and unclip the various tethers around your chest and waist, and allow the bike to literally roll over you as you fall into the gap between the wheels. Sounds like a great time.
@miguelpereira9859
@miguelpereira9859 15 дней назад
The bike does have brakes tho
@_The_Traveler_
@_The_Traveler_ 14 дней назад
@@miguelpereira9859 You're still strapped to it though. Imagine you're about to crash and you feel like you still have time to bail into soft grass on the side of the road, but then you realize you literally can't move because you're strapped to the thing that's about to crash. Having brakes is good, but it won't save you in the worst scenarios. What would make this at least somewhat safer is if there was at least some kind of "ribcage" coming off of the back "spine" of the bike that shielded you in case you fell over, with enough space to get out of it quickly. A quick release mechanism would be great too, but again, with this design you have to drop straight down instead of being able to jump off and to the side.
@shaggy44zebra
@shaggy44zebra Месяц назад
How do we make the most efficient form of transportation less efficient? -Some German engineer
@Nitish_Dhanuk
@Nitish_Dhanuk 7 месяцев назад
When your solution needs a problem 😂
@tum2
@tum2 7 месяцев назад
Just imagine 😂
@ppppppppppp-wo9sp
@ppppppppppp-wo9sp 7 месяцев назад
😂
@nikoraasu6929
@nikoraasu6929 6 месяцев назад
​@amitranaware9356then get a normal bike?
@derp6424
@derp6424 9 месяцев назад
Finally the Flintstones bicycle.
@thomaswillis1569
@thomaswillis1569 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@jasonking442
@jasonking442 8 месяцев назад
Fred Flintstone patent copyright breached...
@flynnstone3580
@flynnstone3580 8 месяцев назад
They found my bike! Dinosaur 🦕
@BenSamara
@BenSamara 8 месяцев назад
Ride it up hill
@rsuriyop
@rsuriyop 8 месяцев назад
They already have something like that in Africa, it's called a chukudu.
@xavierwindon8968
@xavierwindon8968 8 дней назад
That looks low-key fun
@jerroldkeyser5187
@jerroldkeyser5187 2 дня назад
With no one around me, i literally said out loud "That's the stupidest thing ive ever seen."..... And then i remembered the shake weight and cybertruck.
@matthewtaylor3308
@matthewtaylor3308 Месяц назад
For fuck’s sake. South Park predicted the future again.
@blightedgrounds
@blightedgrounds 6 месяцев назад
This should be a form of punishment & humiliation for DUI drivers.
@jermaineblalock5553
@jermaineblalock5553 6 месяцев назад
Lmao
@mahinhossen9063
@mahinhossen9063 6 месяцев назад
Bro no comments let me fix that
@swetztalk5416
@swetztalk5416 6 месяцев назад
🛑😘😎😂😀 just maybe a genius idea
@DuskLegend
@DuskLegend 6 месяцев назад
You’re a narc
@TEXAS2459
@TEXAS2459 6 месяцев назад
And the posture fits that cause sooo aptly
@NavyBluee
@NavyBluee 7 месяцев назад
My man reinvented a skateboard but added more embarassment.
@nodell8729
@nodell8729 6 месяцев назад
This looks way more fun than bike. I doubt the more ergonomic claim, but if it is, then I ll get one given its ever going to be cheap as bikes
@MaybeDOOM
@MaybeDOOM 6 месяцев назад
@@nodell8729no you’re not stfu
@user-dm3kg7sp4h
@user-dm3kg7sp4h 6 месяцев назад
Gonna look like a clown riding that outside 😂😂😂
@franciscoduarte1925
@franciscoduarte1925 6 месяцев назад
What??? How dare you compare skateboard with this ?
@Celloide
@Celloide 6 месяцев назад
Skateboard is one of the best board sports if not the best and most popular, tell me you are ignorant without saying you are ignorant 🤡
@Floating-Stick
@Floating-Stick 12 дней назад
I can already imagine the robbers struggling to figure this bike out.
@BLACK-FANTASY
@BLACK-FANTASY Месяц назад
- It's a skin Walker - Nah bro it's my cycle
@tikoblocks3224
@tikoblocks3224 7 месяцев назад
Huge safety hazard, no chance of bailing. Plus if you hit a tree branch that would be headfirst.
@turismofoegaming8806
@turismofoegaming8806 7 месяцев назад
This was the very first thing I noticed, I cannot believe more people did not notice this? I guess there are a lot of people out there that never took any chances or did anything extreme on their bicycles and as such, they have no knowledge of the need to “bail out?!”
@4m4n40
@4m4n40 7 месяцев назад
Plus the wheels could turn into grizzly bears that would accidentally drown you while they’re hunting for salmon in rivers.
@kyleg508
@kyleg508 7 месяцев назад
@@turismofoegaming8806 after you spear into a car the bike then splits your rear end
@turismofoegaming8806
@turismofoegaming8806 7 месяцев назад
@@kyleg508 You end up with a bicycle tire up your ass and one in your mouth!!! Lol
@TopeA8
@TopeA8 7 месяцев назад
I'm not sure I would ever want to bail on a bicycle. I would most likely want to either avoid impact or maybe turn into the impact, but just jumping off a moving bike on concrete or asphalt sounds like something I would be unlikely to do.
@The_Hero
@The_Hero 7 месяцев назад
This is the equivalent of strapping a pencil to your index finger to write with
@professorx3060
@professorx3060 7 месяцев назад
Handypen by Jacksfilms
@jokestermasteroflaughter7754
@jokestermasteroflaughter7754 7 месяцев назад
Hey that worked great in elementary school
@cakeandicecream1582
@cakeandicecream1582 7 месяцев назад
Why would you say that? You severely wron for saying that.
@BigGleemRecords
@BigGleemRecords 7 месяцев назад
@@cakeandicecream1582 why not just rollerblade😂
@cakeandicecream1582
@cakeandicecream1582 7 месяцев назад
@@BigGleemRecords is that the best you got? Come on, let’s hear what else you got.
@sethmullins8346
@sethmullins8346 День назад
There is no fucking way this thing where you can never rest your legs is more “ergonomic” than a normal bicycle.
@ScarletKingDemi
@ScarletKingDemi 4 дня назад
Best part is my grandkids aren't at risk of a sudden stop
@marlonwhite2257
@marlonwhite2257 5 месяцев назад
"Mommy, I want to look like a jackass"
@mamanova2657
@mamanova2657 5 месяцев назад
Lmfao
@followhim.8543
@followhim.8543 5 месяцев назад
If you died TODAY, where would you be spending eternity? Have all your sins been forgiven or are you still hoping that you're a good enough person to earn a spot in heaven. The reality is that no one can earn a spot, our sin disqualifies us. But the God news is that Jesus paid for our qualification by dying on our behalf taking the punishment that we deserved. JESUS said, "For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son; that WHOEVER believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." - John 3:16 Nothing is more important than your eternal destination. Please, don't say, "When I get older I'll get right with God' or 'I'll get serious with Jesus one day when I'm ready.' Don't wait any longer, today is the day of salvation. Get right with God today, for tomorrow very well might be too late. We invite you to REPENT and accept that Jesus Christ is Lord of your life by praying this simple prayer out loud right now... 'Heavenly Father, I turn away from my old life and repent for my sins. I believe that Jesus came for me, that Jesus died for me and that Jesus rose again for me so that I can be forgiven and receive eternal life. I believe in my heart and confess with my mouth that Jesus Christ is the Lord of my life from this day. Through Him and in His Name, receive the gift of eternal life. I ask you to fill me with the Holy Spirit and lead me for the rest of my life. In Jesus name - Amen. 🎉🎉🎉
@treadnokash7598
@treadnokash7598 6 дней назад
I cant breathe lmao
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