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@screenPhiles
@screenPhiles 7 месяцев назад
'This dude reminds me of Doctor Frankenstein, creator of Frankenstein's normal guy.' Quite possibly the weirdest, and funniest, thing ever said.
@joseaguilar3323
@joseaguilar3323 Год назад
I'm so happy they released this segment, the RU-vid masses deserve to be as horrofied as the Patreon elite.
@hdudidi
@hdudidi Год назад
patreon money drying up
@BigHomieGayAss1917
@BigHomieGayAss1917 Год назад
@@hdudidi?
@yam83
@yam83 Год назад
Misery loves company
@TheJoshuamooney
@TheJoshuamooney Год назад
Oh no doubt.
@FavourMore
@FavourMore 6 месяцев назад
I am finally free of erectile dysfunction after living with it for a while and your penis enhancement medication worked the same way you describe in our interview. Listening to people share testimonials about the effectiveness of their herbal medicines and their experience after using them gave me a strong feeling that it would work for me. I'm glad there are people like Dr. igho who just want to help other people struggling with the same problems.
@NHNuisance
@NHNuisance Год назад
The one word I can’t get out of my head is “corners.” Corners?! Corners!! What the hell do you mean corners?!! Why do these implants have corners?!!! Why aren’t they round/cylindrical?!!😳
@emmy8526
@emmy8526 Год назад
Modelled on the common square hot dog bun
@sweetlucas912
@sweetlucas912 Год назад
Easily one of the most horrific things I've ever heard. The audio version of a car crash you can't look away from
@dirrdevil
@dirrdevil 8 месяцев назад
When life gives you lemons, don't surgically insert them into your shaft.
@darthtater1231
@darthtater1231 Год назад
Rip to the fbi anget who had his penis shot by the cuban shrink ray
@adamazzalino5247
@adamazzalino5247 Год назад
I'm with Matt groaning in horror every three seconds and had to stop. lol
@capyossarian
@capyossarian Год назад
It's pronounced Matt *Graining*
@adamazzalino5247
@adamazzalino5247 Год назад
@@capyossarian Get out of my office!
@thrownstair
@thrownstair Год назад
Sometimes I remember "Make 'em say uuuggh, my penis gone" and start cackling to myself in public, making people look at me like I'm Arthur Fleck.
@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin
@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin Год назад
I'd vote for Felix with a universal dick rights platform! He's really looking out for the "little guy"!
@BigBlack81
@BigBlack81 Год назад
He knows how to win the populist vote. I'd give him my support.
@MJH-kr4zg
@MJH-kr4zg 4 месяца назад
This segment probably contributed significantly to Matt Christman's stroke.
@theotherdude1998
@theotherdude1998 Год назад
Chris wade there was absolutely no reason to upload this. I will be emailing your wife.
@BoneMachine1443
@BoneMachine1443 Год назад
fellas, don't you hate going to the dick mechanic? you just know they're intentionally fucking up your tubes and levers down there so you have to come back in 6 months, and it's all because you didn't spring for the Truecoat™️ sealant the first time around
@akumakorgar
@akumakorgar Год назад
It's harder for me I have a German dick so I can only go to mechanics who are licensed/qualified to work on European exports and those guys always charge more
@thesargs
@thesargs Год назад
@@akumakorgar you think that's bad try having a dick from a country that no longer exists.
@akumakorgar
@akumakorgar Год назад
@@thesargs Skoda made pretty good dicks in their day
@MrBabyBitch666
@MrBabyBitch666 Год назад
They install that Truecoat at the factory, there's really nothing we can do
@3dartxsi
@3dartxsi 6 месяцев назад
"I'd worry less about the surgery, and more that you'd angered a witch." 😂😂😂
@kenshin4113
@kenshin4113 Год назад
The phrase "an evil root" gave me Rod Dreher whiplash.
@herodotus53
@herodotus53 Год назад
2:54 echoes of Rod Dreher’s dreaded “primitive root wiener”?? Brother Rod is gone but never truly forgotten.
@janreal84
@janreal84 Год назад
makes me wonder about his rod
@samhall7385
@samhall7385 Год назад
Ive never been this grateful for my nearly 5 incher
@aa-rq8bt
@aa-rq8bt Год назад
4.75 incher here brother stay strong
@samhall7385
@samhall7385 Год назад
Nearly 5 inches sounds better. Makes me feel better
@PoolNoodleGundam
@PoolNoodleGundam Год назад
Going from Eric Adams shenanigans to *this* in the span of one episode hit me like a truck
@janreal84
@janreal84 Год назад
A truck full of improvised shoddy penis implants
@jonathannathan1754
@jonathannathan1754 8 месяцев назад
Frankenstein's Normal Guy
@TheMokeleMbembe
@TheMokeleMbembe Год назад
As soon as they started describing the "silver haired urologist" inventing "penuma" my brain conjured the titanic submarine billionaire
@TurtleChad1
@TurtleChad1 Год назад
These submarine jokes aren't funny anymore get new material 🥱
@tackycardia
@tackycardia 6 месяцев назад
The number of times I gasped out loud…good god
@mc_kublai
@mc_kublai Год назад
They needed to get Stav for this episode
@jorgenguyen7641
@jorgenguyen7641 Год назад
I listened to this episode on a fine bicycle ride last weekend, on one of the few smokeless days we enjoyed. i said aloud thing like "ohhhh noooo" and "ahhhhhh!" and other things of that nature
@InaneBlatherPodcast
@InaneBlatherPodcast Год назад
Needed Stavros on this episode
@diegowushu
@diegowushu Год назад
If you haven't listened to this yet, STOP. Don't do it. Heed my advice and turn away. It's too late for me, but you can be spared, stranger.
@drarp
@drarp Год назад
I was planning to write this exact same comment, almost verbatim, which is kind of scary. Anyways, good job
@clntmagee
@clntmagee Год назад
ARE YOU SURE? I'M 2.5 MINUTES IN.
@QGfk1
@QGfk1 Год назад
I think women could learn something listening to it. fuck if I know what
@ms_accel
@ms_accel 7 месяцев назад
@@QGfk1 for us it's just endlessly entertaining hearing men react to this sort of thing. It's an insecurity we don't have, and just plain funny to watch it go down in men. That being said, my condolences to the victims. They didn't deserve that. But I just can't say I understand the thing with men where their whole sense of worth and identity seems to be centered directly in their genitals.
@MJW238
@MJW238 5 месяцев назад
@@ms_accelI imagine it’s like how women can be sensitive about their weight or appearance in general.
@thesultrystrangerdanger6824
Seems like perfectly reasonable thing to listen to it 7 in the morning
@therideneverends1697
@therideneverends1697 Год назад
5:50 for me, sure, ill start the morning this way, why not
@mv-xr7lt
@mv-xr7lt Год назад
Same here listening during my 6 am shift
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Год назад
9a.m. full volume on speakers windows wide open the people need to hear this
@emmy8526
@emmy8526 Год назад
That billionaire went out worse than Stan Chera. Add this one to the recent wacky ways billionaires will Darwin themselves with instead of being able to enjoy their very comfortable lives.
@beej741
@beej741 Год назад
The way Felix loses it when Will does that Master P parody
@locky4809
@locky4809 Год назад
Can’t recommend making breakfast while listening to this
@jamesmcelroy5830
@jamesmcelroy5830 Год назад
I have a true kok horror story. I am a ex con. Many moons ago I spent a considerable time in the New York State Prison System. I was at Attica State Prison when my classification dropped from Maximum Security to Medium Security. They shipped me next door to a medium security prison called Wyoming Correctional Facility. So I went from living in a cell to living in sixty man dormitories. Anyway every day they would randomly call a different group of guys down to the administration building for urinalysis drug testing. Guys would panic if they were dirty. I seen all kinds of different ways people would try to beat that fkin test. Anyway one day they called a friend of mine and he was dirty. He got the bright idea to take powdered bleach cleaning stuff and he was shoving it up the hole of his dik thinking that the bleach would burn out whatever was in there. Not only did it not work but his dik got infected. It blew up the size of two grapefruits. He almost lost it. Thank God the antibiotics worked and the swelling went down.
@raven_g6667
@raven_g6667 Год назад
I refuse to like this comment lest my reaction to reading this be seen as anything other than horror.
@jamesmcelroy5830
@jamesmcelroy5830 Год назад
@@raven_g6667 That’s a true story. What I forgot to say is it was the next day that he told all of us what he did and he was afraid to go to the clinic for help. We had to scream on him and tell him what the eff is wrong with you. He’s fretting about worrying about getting in trouble and his you know what is the size of a cantaloupe all infected. It was a miracle that he recovered and didn’t lose it. He went to solitary confinement for a dirty urinalysis anyway with a extra charge of tampering. I’ve seen the craziest sht in there.
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
this episode sponsored by manscaped
@BushidoMauve
@BushidoMauve Год назад
This is some GTA infomercial bullshit right here
@MrMollusk7
@MrMollusk7 Год назад
It takes a true horror of man to make one feel sympathy for a defense contractor
@willeliot7090
@willeliot7090 Год назад
Really over cis people calling me mutilated for having top surgery and then doing stuff like this
@greatgaddafisghost6388
@greatgaddafisghost6388 Год назад
you are also mutilated :)
@harrydsgn
@harrydsgn Год назад
what the fuck is with these replies, you are absolutely not mutilated for having a body that you are more comfortable with.
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Год назад
@@greatgaddafisghost6388 your brain is mutilated
@zvz5823
@zvz5823 Год назад
​@@greatgaddafisghost6388based ghaddafi
@finished6267
@finished6267 Год назад
Yeah cis people are doing this like CRAZY! You can't actually be cis if you don't mutilate your cock, we won't accept you, we will just mock you mercilessly, and tell catty jokes about you. Hahaha
@Riley-nq3tc
@Riley-nq3tc Год назад
Wait did I hear that bit towards the beginning right, that it primarily increases the *flaccid* length of your dick? What...what does that even accomplish?
@rockinblock5
@rockinblock5 Год назад
Growers also want to be showers..
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Год назад
better dick pics to send employees
@PocketGatoSleeps
@PocketGatoSleeps Год назад
Body dysmorphia is just odd because you could have nothing but good experiences with partners & still dislike yourself, don’t think I’d ever consider surgery for any of it though
@namebrandrobots1248
@namebrandrobots1248 Год назад
I couldn't be happier with my results! I'm going forhe world record!
@freakyzed8467
@freakyzed8467 Год назад
This is what broke up Crowders marriage, right?
@raven_g6667
@raven_g6667 Год назад
Yea. Hilary got tired of the corners.
@corynasf9749
@corynasf9749 Год назад
this made me double over in pain
@jackalope07
@jackalope07 Год назад
I don't know how they read that out loud without gagging, I once clicked on the wikipedia page for "Meatotomy" because I thought it was a funny sounding word and I haven't been the same since
@RalphClassic
@RalphClassic Год назад
This is horrifying, but 19:00 might be Will's finest moment ever. I strongly suspect he subjected the guys to this reading just for that joke. (and he was right to)
@Virtuoso191
@Virtuoso191 Год назад
Felix must’ve saw one of many Peter North films and felt ashamed.
@beebgegegeg-xr3cm
@beebgegegeg-xr3cm Год назад
Felix is penultimate
@suikim9194
@suikim9194 Год назад
Love the sounds of horror the guys are making 😂
@TheJoshuamooney
@TheJoshuamooney Год назад
“I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.“-Max Schumacher
@HazMatt88
@HazMatt88 Год назад
Maybe this one should've remained safely behind a paywall
@CaioBorgesMelo
@CaioBorgesMelo Год назад
This is the most horrifying accounts I have heard in my life. So sorry for all those folks :(
@BigBlack81
@BigBlack81 Год назад
Also, 16:16 is why I will hear no conversation about 'Felix is soooo unfunny'. 🔫🎆🤣
@DanRec1312
@DanRec1312 Год назад
This hurt my entire body
@DRockMyrick
@DRockMyrick Год назад
I became the high pitched singing cowboy meme
@ice_wall_Occam
@ice_wall_Occam Год назад
how much would it cost to get a 3rd ball? not out of insecurity but bc it would be a cool party trick and probs get me free drinks at the bar
@jessejames8900
@jessejames8900 Год назад
How about 4balls and 2 schlongs?
@hypocritespuninanna9601
@hypocritespuninanna9601 Год назад
​@@jessejames8900There's actually a dude with two dicks..
@jonathannathan7299
@jonathannathan7299 Год назад
You’re not supposed to show your balls at a bar
@CorndogNinja
@CorndogNinja 3 месяца назад
3-T Scrote
@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv Год назад
22:20 6.5 inches isn't in the middle of the bell curve, though. It's around 2 standard deviations above average.
@QGfk1
@QGfk1 Год назад
it's like the 6'1 of dick size, technically above average but seen as the desirable end of the 1st SD. stav's dick is technically bang average and he's made a career of talking about having a little penis. but I'm with you, I was waiting for some mention of the fact that most of these guys had normal or maybe barely below average dicks but hearing that the dude was in a long term relationship and had a nice hog was brutal
@TheJoshuamooney
@TheJoshuamooney Год назад
You bring your Bell Curves, I’ll bring mine.
@zacharyenglish2904
@zacharyenglish2904 Год назад
I mean, to be fair, I’ve never met a guy with an actually small dick that had any sort of neurosis about it. I’ve met plenty who are within an inch of 6 (on either side) who are fucking obsessed with it
@AdrianMendoza23
@AdrianMendoza23 Год назад
6 1/2 is above average. 6 and over is above average.
@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv Год назад
@@zacharyenglish2904 Because lots of those small dick guys don't even mention it out of shame.
@JoeSims1776
@JoeSims1776 Год назад
Never have I ever got a penis enlargement surgery
@keanuxu5435
@keanuxu5435 Год назад
Same
@uppsie
@uppsie Год назад
the razorblades comment made my body physically wretch and it only got worse from there
@janreal84
@janreal84 Год назад
This is how RFK got his voice
@garrgravarr
@garrgravarr Год назад
many such cases
@bjwwilcera
@bjwwilcera Год назад
this is hypothetically legal in florida, but bottom surgery for trans people is illegal tho. amazing
@stefanoalves8862
@stefanoalves8862 Год назад
The DNC can turn Florida blue if they follow Felix's micropenis platform.
@emmy8526
@emmy8526 Год назад
All trans surgeries are surgeries that were first developed for cis people
@yam83
@yam83 Год назад
Episode 747 (the "Jumbo" episode). The irony is delicious
@Severian_of_the_Guild
@Severian_of_the_Guild Год назад
'cursed by god with being Irish' hold up pal, Cumtown taught me Liam Neeson and Colin Farrel are hung
@BNardolilli
@BNardolilli Год назад
the Black Irish
@danqueseq01
@danqueseq01 Год назад
Comparison is the thief of joy
@zztopfan5201
@zztopfan5201 Год назад
This reminds me of a true horror story where a doctor in a American prison was doing medical experiments on the prisoners like replacing their tests with ones from bulls and the prisoners members were all rotting and falling off.
@miskatonic_alumni
@miskatonic_alumni Год назад
I need a source. I want to read about this depravity on my own time.
@Backinblackbunny009
@Backinblackbunny009 5 месяцев назад
Hell, a century ago there was this fake doctor who was sewing goat testicles into men's scrotums (PRE ANTIBIOTICS) and charging $700 for the procedure (around $50,000 in today's money) as a cure for impotence and it was _wildly_ popular
@gz5405
@gz5405 5 месяцев назад
@@Backinblackbunny009 Dr John Brinkley: The GOAT
@funguswungus2918
@funguswungus2918 Год назад
my tummy hurt
@jingbot1071
@jingbot1071 Год назад
Tastes like burning
@TheBKdynasty
@TheBKdynasty Год назад
Oh holy shit, I don’t usually get that grossed out by medical stuff but the descriptions in this made me light headed.
@Fluxquark
@Fluxquark Год назад
I don't think I have ever heard Felix laugh this hard
@marcsimard2723
@marcsimard2723 Год назад
What no woman has ever said: « my, that’s a fine looking scrotum »
@Remorsefullyhumble
@Remorsefullyhumble Год назад
My woman likes to feel and hold mine ..idk maybe women do but not verbally say it
@alecproulx2969
@alecproulx2969 Год назад
It’s a gay thing. Not joking
@Remorsefullyhumble
@Remorsefullyhumble Год назад
@@alecproulx2969 it mainly is but I heard they use fluids to oversized them .
@hospitable_ghost
@hospitable_ghost Год назад
I mean I'm a woman and I definitley, uh, have preferences...I'd still run for the hills if you me you got a scrote implant.
@alecproulx2969
@alecproulx2969 Год назад
@@Remorsefullyhumble saline solution i’m pretty sure
@l-y-d-s
@l-y-d-s Год назад
At the end of the day it’s about loving yourself and respecting your body the way it is. Anathema to capitalism which says there is always something you can do.
@octosalias5785
@octosalias5785 Год назад
Yeah just love yourself, and get used to it, youll be loving yourself a lot.
@UntoTheBreach24
@UntoTheBreach24 Год назад
​@@octosalias5785would that be a _bad_ thing?
@zvz5823
@zvz5823 Год назад
​@@octosalias5785😂
@octosalias5785
@octosalias5785 Год назад
@@UntoTheBreach24 I think the only people who would think its a good thing to waste your life either alone or in shallow flings are people who have had so many hook ups that they become bored and now live in a quiet cottage drinking tea with their cats. If you enjoy that, great. Some of us suffer in loneliness for decades at a time and I doubt you know what thats like.
@UntoTheBreach24
@UntoTheBreach24 Год назад
@@octosalias5785 lol unfortunately I do know what it's like. But bro I thought we were talking about loving yourself. It wouldn't be a bad thing to love yourself in spite of the loneliness and negativity from others. But it is hard to do that for yourself. I'm certainly not good at it. For what it's worth I'm sorry you have a 4.5-inch penis and that you get shit for it. You are being kind of a baby in RU-vid comments so of course people are going to antagonize you, but it's not cool to be demeaned over dick size. There really are lots of people out there who don't care and I hope you meet more of them, but I'm not gonna tell you what to feel.
@jamesmcelroy5830
@jamesmcelroy5830 Год назад
Gorillas are hung like fruit bats 🦇
@andrewrivera1054
@andrewrivera1054 Год назад
Gorillas are real men
@pwabd2784
@pwabd2784 Год назад
6:28 as a guy with big balls, there are women that actually like them.
@raven_g6667
@raven_g6667 Год назад
Yea. I'm bi and I don't mind some pendulous clackers.
@hypocritespuninanna9601
@hypocritespuninanna9601 Год назад
Yeah, what broad likes cashew size balls😂😂😂😂😂
@CephalicMiasma4
@CephalicMiasma4 11 месяцев назад
Think I just found a new name for my band.
@thomasprislacjr.4063
@thomasprislacjr.4063 8 месяцев назад
​@@CephalicMiasma4 'Pendulous Cashews' called it!!
@quercus_opuntia
@quercus_opuntia Год назад
God never before have I been so grateful for my 5.2 inches
@finished6267
@finished6267 Год назад
Tell us your cock is 5.2 inches without telling us your cock is 5.2 inches
@Creamcups
@Creamcups Год назад
@@finished6267 I think he did tell us
@hypocritespuninanna9601
@hypocritespuninanna9601 Год назад
​@@finished6267😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jingbot1071
@jingbot1071 Год назад
Goddamn dude I wasn't ready for the body horror. I'm on a bus, yo, not cool
@ИванЕвдокимов-в4м
@ИванЕвдокимов-в4м Месяц назад
This sounds like a particulary gruesome fable about content and humility 😱
@Radiohead801
@Radiohead801 Год назад
Instant Chapo classic!
@maxarendorff6521
@maxarendorff6521 Год назад
This segment triggered me hard. I had to stop listening to it at work and sit down for while to not pass out. I guess I have a surgery phobia or something.
@AoE2Replays
@AoE2Replays Год назад
no man, it was TOUGH to hear
@ch3burashka
@ch3burashka Год назад
For what it's worth, the only successful penis surgery I'm aware of was on Ripley's Believe It Or Not. Dude lost his penis to cancer, got it replaced with one of his middle fingers. Which I guess is a replacement, not an enhancement.
@finished6267
@finished6267 Год назад
He takes "Fuck you" to another level. He takes "giving someone the finger" to a whole new level. This guy manicures his cock for fucks sakes. It's like a horror movie: "hey bitch, small my finger"! "Screams"!!!
@Devout214
@Devout214 Год назад
Recently actually there’s been new penis grafting/ bionic penis? Surgery advancements. Look up about guys with penis’ on their arms.
@BNardolilli
@BNardolilli Год назад
certainly wasn't Gouverneur Morris
@ytvanced977
@ytvanced977 Год назад
Shaytân-e-Bozorg said Khomeini four decades ago about America. No one has ever proved him wrong.
@Silvashoots
@Silvashoots Год назад
Black Folk have been saying whites are satanic for 9000 years now. Stop pretending like the Persians invented that.
@PocketGatoSleeps
@PocketGatoSleeps Год назад
@@Silvashootsdo both of you wear helmets in public that match your drool guards? Be honest
@ryansilva1274
@ryansilva1274 Год назад
@@PocketGatoSleeps wipe the milk outta your eyes -- that's called hair. I know most Cro-Magnons lose it before they're 20 but come on.
@PocketGatoSleeps
@PocketGatoSleeps Год назад
@@ryansilva1274 was this an attempt at a joke? I’m guessing youre the third stooge coming to defend your other autistic friends?
@grapeapetape9132
@grapeapetape9132 Год назад
I’m a trans woman, and I thought my neuroses about my dick was bad…
@evenoddridge4829
@evenoddridge4829 Год назад
Not the rockinest of dude moments
@TrueGrandImperial
@TrueGrandImperial Год назад
this segment made me wish I never had a penis/testicles
@theLetterDoubleYou
@theLetterDoubleYou Год назад
#godsplan
@KarmaPaym3ntPlan
@KarmaPaym3ntPlan Год назад
🙏
@dakillaownya
@dakillaownya Год назад
🙏
@Terra_Incognita115
@Terra_Incognita115 Год назад
🙏
@mitchhosking5599
@mitchhosking5599 Год назад
🙏
@xyzzy4005
@xyzzy4005 Год назад
🙏
@slashismyhommie8182
@slashismyhommie8182 Год назад
Alright, I just got my Big Bite from 711 and ready for lunch, let's see what this episode has to say. Hope it's good. I got two Big Bites today, gonna be double fisting them.
@finished6267
@finished6267 Год назад
God. Reminds me of when I was jobless and that's all I could afford for meals. Big bite with drink a s chips. Fuck.
@moorejim13
@moorejim13 Год назад
I wonder if men realize that this too classifies as gender affirming care
@alexjohnson9798
@alexjohnson9798 Год назад
There's a really obvious and mean response to this but I'm not a chud so I won't say it
@zvz5823
@zvz5823 Год назад
​@@alexjohnson9798that they're affirming the gendered charataristics of what they *are* , and not what they wish they were?
@Jonmad17
@Jonmad17 Год назад
This isn't covered by insurances, so the discourse on gender affirming care doesn't really apply here
@moorejim13
@moorejim13 Год назад
@@Jonmad17 regardless if it is covered my insurance, it’s a procedure that lessens a man’s feelings of inadequacy, by altering himself physically to match his perception of his gender presentation
@glueball9511
@glueball9511 Год назад
@@moorejim13 i would kill to be cooler in any way honestly. having a whole side of my body be part robotic would greatly lessen my feelings of inadequacy as a man BUT lo even if that were true, I still wouldnt have a tail... i am afraid there arent enough doctors to live up to my high expectations, but simultaneously i refuse to accept myself as just being a normal cis man with a small lineage of family
@atommcnz
@atommcnz Год назад
I was planning on rubbing out after I left work today. “I’ll listen to some chapo on the way home tonight! Just started listening to them I like it so far” I thought, naively, “taking in politics from a humorous voice can sometimes cheer me up”. I can’t even get a chub goin after listening to this. Just kickin it with my tiny flaccid penis in my hand, feelin really mixed feelings about my night now :l
@supermarx
@supermarx Год назад
Just be grateful you didn't discover you have a botched genital augmentation surgery kink.
@Calcagno1988
@Calcagno1988 Год назад
Buddy this was the same episode that brought up that Elliot Abrams is being hired by the Biden administration so that definitely should’ve dampened the mood ahead of time.
@atommcnz
@atommcnz Год назад
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t get off to, buddy
@atommcnz
@atommcnz Год назад
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t get off to, buddy
@atommcnz
@atommcnz Год назад
Don’t tell me what I can and can’t get off to, buddy
@davidspackagelp
@davidspackagelp Год назад
Is there such a thing as anorexia, but for penis size?
@ince55ant
@ince55ant Год назад
body dysmorphia is the phrase youre thinking of
@avatardecadewho
@avatardecadewho Год назад
We used to just call it penis envy, but yea, body dysmorphia.
@stephenblobaum5506
@stephenblobaum5506 Год назад
“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean.”
@zdlax
@zdlax Год назад
As a plastic surgeon specializing in penis reduction i just
@avatardecadewho
@avatardecadewho Год назад
I need more info. This isn't a joke or anything. I am genuinely curious. Please elaborate.
@yareyarejose5080
@yareyarejose5080 Год назад
i read this article when it was posted and good god, it made me physically ill! listening to it on chapo, though... well, it was a little easier, lol.
@treyebillups8602
@treyebillups8602 Год назад
Felix's childhood neurosis about his dick size definitely portended some of what he is currently
@zehsackett6132
@zehsackett6132 Год назад
Don't If Terrance Howard can make it so can you
@4DRC_
@4DRC_ Год назад
Hogmentation
@WplusMouse1
@WplusMouse1 Год назад
im a mick and my hog is stacked, god must have missed me
@canalsincontenido
@canalsincontenido Год назад
This was a great way to make sure I don't listen to the whole episode
@AoE2Replays
@AoE2Replays Год назад
holy FUCK it was VERY hard to listen to this 😢😢😢 (no pun intended)
@76Bagnasty
@76Bagnasty Год назад
Will doing a silent "H" in Haribro is very on brand.
@Backinblackbunny009
@Backinblackbunny009 5 месяцев назад
I think about this comment all the time.....
@tmsphere
@tmsphere 10 месяцев назад
God why did I watch it right before lunch 😩
@dearie772
@dearie772 Год назад
Uuum came here for the pics..??
@ethompson6694
@ethompson6694 Год назад
Penuma numa numa yay
@gthreek
@gthreek Год назад
"maiya-HA-ha!" - me, listening to the spicy parts of this
@rigelcummins1460
@rigelcummins1460 Год назад
"Champions of the Penis." Worst superhero team ever. Taking suggestions for names and powers of "members."
@klof4276
@klof4276 Год назад
Long Man
@rigelcummins1460
@rigelcummins1460 Год назад
@@klof4276 Long Man has stretching powers (like Mr Fantastic), but unstretching his limbs takes great effort and time. He has never been able to fully retract his elongated (and nearly useless) penis.
@akshatjain2775
@akshatjain2775 Год назад
The ultimate Marvel's Unit 731 and DC Extended Ratline Universe crossover.
@TheN0remac
@TheN0remac Год назад
God matt's reactions where identical to mine
@fritzophrenia3146
@fritzophrenia3146 Год назад
This reminds me in a really nasty way of that greentext floating around certain crowds in 4chan a couple years back; it was a series of blog posts by this trans woman that went to Thailand(?) to get bottom surgery from some sketchy surgeon and the horror story that came out of it. Obviously the people that would share it intended to make fun of this woman but it struck my how fucked it is that her dysphoria was bad enough that she was willing to go to those lengths to address it. Less "haha look at this *insert chosen slur here*" and more "wow that's fucked, maybe we should invest in some care for these people stateside?" I guess what I'm saying is that while there's some dark humor in being able to laugh at those less fortunate, the men herein are suffering from really bad body dysmorphia and deserve better care and respect, and I don't know it there's a huge societal appetite to give it to them, especially if they're willing to fork out $15k for penis enlargement surgery
@noanswer1864
@noanswer1864 Год назад
Getting ripped and getting a promotion are both more effective and more achievable goals for attracting a lady. So what if the surgery works? You still gotta get them to want to see it, and interact with it in order for them to be impressed by it.
@thomasprislacjr.4063
@thomasprislacjr.4063 8 месяцев назад
You want to know what's far more effective than getting ripped and getting a promotion? Being your authentic self and showing vulnerability is what most people want out of a significant other in their life. Of course, achieving this is far more difficult than working out and taking care of your career. It's probably why it's prized more highly......if that's your thing. Source: father of 3 while being married 19 years this coming June.
@pr00de
@pr00de Год назад
Hey guys! Are you MAN enough for a PENILE IMPLANT??
@donnylurch4207
@donnylurch4207 Год назад
With writing like this, it's no wonder Wes Anderson made a whole movie as tribute to the New Yorker.
@justatiger6268
@justatiger6268 Год назад
I'm saving this episode for Halloween
@marcuswalters8093
@marcuswalters8093 Год назад
16:33 I mean, look how crazy Kanye got from his mum dying.
@MidnightIam
@MidnightIam Год назад
Never understood people's obsession with big D is. That stuff has been uncomfortable since puberty
@janreal84
@janreal84 Год назад
small D
@cryptbeast3222
@cryptbeast3222 Год назад
Terminally online? Surround themselves with chuds too often? I don't know.
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