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@kallmekris 2 года назад

Hope you enjoy the video!! Let me know what else you want to see 🥰 appreciate you!

@rishvify 2 года назад

I used those pickup lines on my gf Now she's my sister 💀🤣 (Edit: I love you soo much kris♥️)

@hellodarkness7305 2 года назад

@@rishvify Ayo what

@plssubscribe4811 2 года назад

Love u Kris 💖😚😘

@simrandhaliwal2105 2 года назад

Plz plz do a scary storytelling video

@lelenias__weird__anime__ch7036 2 года назад

@@rishvify SAME

@mysticalpanda683 2 года назад

Kris is the only person who can make creepy compliments funny lol.

@kallmekris 2 года назад

😂😂😂👍🏻

@L3xi_R0s3 2 года назад

@@kallmekris HI IM A HUGE FAN PLS SAY HI PLSSSS YOU HAVE NEVER SAID HI OR REPLYED TO MY COMMENT BEFORE PLEASEEE AHHHHHHHH

@ryan-ge1os 2 года назад

@@L3xi_R0s3 bruh

@someonesurviving 2 года назад

Agreed

@InsertCreativeusername_ 2 года назад

What's up with all these bots?

@tiktokmostwatched 2 года назад

Lol the intro tho 🤣🤣🤣 loved it 🤣❤

@aqsarumman8761 2 года назад

Omg haha

@AutisTECH96 2 года назад

Same here, hahaha, that was just TOO funny!!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣

@ryleeb4263 2 года назад

🤣

@catkittenz 2 года назад

I don't live on Mars, i live on *URANUS*

@AutisTECH96 2 года назад

@@catkittenz Hahahaaaaaaaaa, that's just TOO funny!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣

@gordoncarver4832 Год назад

Kris: As you can tell I am a fan of dragons. Also Kris: *Beating Pete up every chance she has*

@noahiscool6323 Год назад

6:05 that scream got me rolling xD also i love how Kris compliments us every day 😊

@jitterlemon Год назад

Me that knew that video for like some years rn 😂

@stephanielove1907 Год назад

Same 🤣🤣

@candicemorrison9470 2 года назад

"How do you stay so positive?" ...Well, I start my day with a video from Kris who tosses out a compliment and then makes me laugh with some amazing content I didn't know I even needed 🥰

@vent_here_lovely 2 года назад

@@gitasumarni1760 Spammer

@dove9880 2 года назад

Haha so true !!

@Niamh_McL 2 года назад

Me: *sees jellyfish* Thinks: “ThIs CoUld Be A sErIoUs ThReAt To OuR mIsSiOn!” “HE’S JUST A BABY! HIIIIII BAAABBBYYY” TikTok sound

@Lokear Год назад

I was a positive person before, but *now*...

@Forest._.thecat 7 месяцев назад

Fr kris is amazing

@gracie9291 2 года назад

Kris's description of Canada at 7:53 is so *spot on* and I love it... although i would usually offer someone timbits instead of a double double 🍁

@yeslyecharles6245 Год назад

Thank you so much for complementing us every videos Kris!!! I was suicidal a few weeks ago then I saw your videos and I thought you were just so sweet and just so kind! A few days ago I was planning to end it that night when no one would care but I watched one of your videos and you saved my life Kris! I still am struggling but you make my day every time you post and just thank you again for being awesome

@TacoDestiny_ Год назад

Don’t commit suicide. People will care. And you have so much to look forward to… And if you do end it. You won’t go to heaven… Sending you hope and love.❤

@meadowgrace Год назад

Your life is precious, don't throw that away. I don't know you but I love you, and if you were to die I assure you many people would care. Your life is worth living, you are worthy. Keep living and go after your dreams! God bless you, you got this! ❤

@koreeburgess1502 Год назад

listen, i understnad. the comment saying your life is precious might not help, but im so sorry and i want you to know that someone around loves you if you think. ❤

@HiHi-gv8zv 6 месяцев назад

Remember, suicide causes suicide.

@user-zw4us7pe9d 6 месяцев назад

dontt watch attack on titan... but i care and you are loved by me and always will be🍟

@Sl1f3rDrag0n Год назад

As a planetary scientist, those space themed pick up lines were amazing

@BrutusMaximusAurelius 2 года назад

8:59 I absolutely lost it at this bit. The way she reacted was just so hilarious.

@Crow_crossbow 2 года назад

Poor minx

@cetaequine 2 года назад

@@Crow_crossbow mhm

@someonesurviving 2 года назад

Kris saying pick-up lines while wearing an astronaut helmet...was just the best thing ever. Thanks kris for making us all laugh

@kallmekris 2 года назад

Appreciate you ❤️

@-Th3_Mo0n- 2 года назад

LoL yeah thanks!

@tillyblack7590 2 года назад

@@kallmekris love u !

@destineelavigne Год назад

0:52 I can’t believe how far Dylan has become, I’m so proud of her!

@kailee_c Год назад

You’re done

@catman2261 Год назад

*him.

@cloudysakura Год назад

@@catman2261 her*

@booksbylula Год назад

@@catman2261 her. Dylan is a woman.

@catman2261 Год назад

@@booksbylula in the words of Austin Powers, "it's a man, baby!"

@amytenney2957 Год назад

5:06 Some graceful singing from a beautiful fluffy dog.

@lehammsamm 2 года назад

Kris never fails to put a smile on my face.

@GH0ST_8yearsago 2 года назад

4:58 huskies are just incredibly dramatic 🤣🤣🤣💔

@WhisperingWempe 10 месяцев назад

0:09 this is so why i love her videos😅😅😅

@kennyboiuwu8897 Год назад

i had a really bad day at school today and when i watch her videos, she’s always like “ u look amazing today” or something, this just makes me feel better, we all love u chris ❤❤❤

@ALemonGremlin 2 года назад

I have a trampoline horror story: When I was 4, the teens from the neighborhood told me to lay down and they ALL started jumping as hard as they could. I got up REALLY high, and somehow ended up falling off and landing on my arm, or my arm slapped the metal, I can't remember exactly. All I remember after that was seeing flashes of white, passing out from the pain but not being able to cry (it did knock the wind out of me, I remember I couldn't breath), and waking up to being told my elbow broke. No longer left handed I am now right handed, my elbow still hurts if I stretch it too fast, and I'm extremely scared of heights. Still love trampolines but I am always too scared to jump higher than I can actually jump, which is just sad. Don't super jump kids on trampolines, please.

@Hessed3712 2 года назад

I’m glad your still with us.

@a_blooming_moon 2 года назад

Good thing that wasn’t your neck! I’m gonna fear my trampoline till the day I die now, I’m most likely die on a trampoline but still

@slayislaa 2 года назад

I broke my elbow when I was 3 as well🤕🥲 Hope ur okay

@riley5531 2 года назад

Oml am so sorry good thing your ok I just think about it and how much it hurt

@ahmedrima3338 Год назад

I've never broke a bone in my life-

@Gh0stStarz_ 2 года назад

I’m dying over the fact that it was minx who sprayed herself with whiteclaw in the eye but also so many of these have cracked me up Lmfao I love Kris’s videos she makes it so much funnier lol

@kei8995 2 года назад

So true 😂

@lils9444 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@dailyaut1stm 2 года назад

I was there for that stream lmfao

@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot 2 года назад

Rip minx lol

@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot 2 года назад

@@dailyaut1stm same

@Midnight-shadow-wants-to-play Месяц назад

The beginning ma’am please take 6 feet away from me 😭😭😂😂

@lydia.4 7 месяцев назад

"hey did you feel that strong gravitational pull? of my bed." I love you kris

@lukecolombo9995 2 года назад

Currently suffering severe sunburns and my whole weekend has involved lying in bed watching KallmeKris cheer me the f**k up. Greatest human I have had the privilege to watch on RU-vid. Sending love from Land Down Under!! And much like you provide to us viewers, here is a compliment 😜 "Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!"

@mollyomoo 2 года назад

I feel you- I have a really bad cold rn

@beans5157 Год назад

Me and my family have been sick for a while and it’s just making my day that I can sit down and laugh with Kris.

@kookiez709 Год назад

OMG talking about Canadians when passing each other. So I'm from Las Vegas (some of the meanest people in existence I'm sure) and I drove to Canada to visit a friend. Legit I accidentally bumped into someone and we had a ten minute conversation about how beautiful the weather was that day. Canadians are the nicest people I've ever met.

@muhammedirfans4412 2 года назад

10:17 that reaction Kris is always top at enacting moments 😂❤️

@muhammedirfans4412 2 года назад

Its like Gus fring from BRBD before bombing 😂

@elisabethenglisch3835 2 года назад

Kris taking herself less serious with each opening and dying a little inside herself is the perfect opening!

@kallmekris 2 года назад

😂

@BildadtheShuite 2 года назад

Let me just.... 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 ... get those bots away lol.

@Ari_TheOneAndOnly Год назад

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how kris makes us laugh and smile, Like I have bad mental health and when I’m depressed or overwhelmed I just watch her vids and she makes me laugh and smile Thank you kris we all love you and keep up the good work ❤️

@samanthacregan8496 Год назад

As an Australian representative I just wanna say that I hysterically started laughing when she said "a kookaburra, aren't those the giant rodents..." 😂😂😂

@99problemsbutbeingstr8_isntone Год назад

Being Australian just made it funnier

@cassidythecat 10 месяцев назад

I remember watching a documentary where someone said capybaras are water hamsters

@stephanievanderboom7145 2 года назад

I haven't even watched the full video yet and I already know it's going to be amazing for 2 reasons: 1. Kris's videos are always amazing 2. I'm already wheezing at "take my bread, take it"

@bobbu3250 2 года назад

8:53 is justaminx playing with a cosplay prop, it wasn't sharp so that's why she stabbed her white claw with it

@endlesslybeingme13 Год назад

Best pick up lines all day. I needed that, Thank you!!

@Grilledcheese813 2 года назад

5:28 :getting bored and mocking someone’s fake sneeze 😂

@snowisyummy8685 2 года назад

11:55 I'm not a hot mess, I'm just a mess lmao

@T0kingT4rdis Год назад

I watch one of your videos everyday right before I clock into work and it always starts my day off with laughs. Thank you Kris! 💙

@Ami_E_Bowen 6 месяцев назад

When I was a teenager I had a siamese cat that would sit on the edge of the bathtub when I took my bath in the mornings before school and one morning she tried to do the same thing but she was very pregnant and she fell straight into the water. She ended up having her kittens that afternoon. Which was also my 16th birthday. So I came home to kittens for my birthday. (We got her spayed a few months later after finding homes for the kittens. We kept two and they were part of the family for 13 years). I will never forget Misty sitting on the edge of the tub every morning and she'd also try to sit on my lap while I was going to the bathroom. She was a very clingy cat. :)

@crazymoi7758 2 года назад

"What are kookaburras? Are they those big rats? Those big rodents?" Me as an Australian dying in the corner laughing😂

@pyramidIand 2 года назад

Do you mean Australian?

@scarletmacapaca4493 2 года назад

Same

@Pneumaticguy2287 2 года назад

Im australian and i thought everyone knew what kookaburras were ;-;

@crazymoi7758 2 года назад

@@pyramidIand oopsies yes!! ahaha

@Pneumaticguy2287 2 года назад

Lol

@trgdbfn8206 2 года назад

Kris literally makes my day with how funny she is and she’s so genuine about things! thank you kris :)

@OliverIsCrying 2 года назад

Agreed

@bnb7094 2 года назад

Thumbnail jebaited tho

@user-wc7vr5rh6k 10 месяцев назад

How can a person be so funny I freaking love you

@SingSingFarmsYohan11 Год назад

"we're going to watch people die inside. I can relate to that and most people can." You are very right.

@MolssMolss 2 года назад

My fav was this one 😂🤣 6:00 I DIED ITS SO FUNNY 😂 Also your jellyfish light is cool lol❤️

@klaizloveswoofs 2 года назад

I love how she put a whole astronaut helmet on just for that I bet she didn’t even buy it for that she probably already had it stashed away somewhere😂

@thee_oneonlyheaven 2 года назад

Fr😂

@momba4914 2 года назад

100%

@hackster_1726 2 года назад

200000000000000%

@hackster_1726 Год назад

@it's your girl kinsie 😂😂😂

@karaokegirl9194 Год назад

Worlds worst Halloween costume but worlds greatest flirting technique

@mydoggylives 5 месяцев назад

The singing husky and the piano cat were the MVPs here! I was crying laughing! 🤣🤣

@Forgetful_Gecko.. Год назад

Kris, the photo you in the traumatic trampoline experience was so pretty! I wish I looked like that, in like any photo ever! You are so beautiful ❤✨💅

@Tuamamma104 2 года назад

7:48 kris, In Italy they directly punch you in the face

@Euniceeee424 2 года назад

2:55 Just remember what nona said : "Dont trust anyone with a moustache!!" 😂

@andersknudsen9396 Месяц назад

I just love that she is so sweet in a funny way ❤

@AbsoChuuChuu 10 месяцев назад

Bro I got a prodigy ad during this and it said like "are you ready to start your adventure?" *I accidentally drop my phone* "I'll take that as a yes"

@sarahbeecher8339 2 года назад

I'm going through some tough stuff, but Kris never fails to make me laugh. Thanks Kris :)

@masoncormier4177 2 года назад

Hope you get through whatever it is that's happening

@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 года назад

Thank you Kris for the mirth boost in my day! You're someone who would pull with every one of those cheesy pick-up lines, no doubt at all! I too worry about the people in these clips, I feel the Leslie Nielsen facepalm clip would be fit these to a tee! Kris are so relatable, adorable, hilarious and gorgeous that I can't stop watching her videos, she's an absolutely amazing woman! Take care, stay safe and embrace the hot mess that you are as that's just a part of what makes you you!

@ChiliPepper1145 Год назад

I just did sh and was crying and kris made me so much better and realize that I’m worth something ❤

@alisonwinship Год назад

That Kooka knew exactly what it was doing... One of the most memorable times going camping as a kid was when a Kookaburra stole a sausage right off the campfire hotplate. They are beautiful but don't trust them near your appendages hahaha.

@reagan7116 2 года назад

i could probably watch her without audio, but she would still crack me like an egg. her face is the absolute cutest and most expressive face ever . love u kris 💗💓💞

@frog.king.koi. 2 года назад

12:00 I prefer the term 'beautiful disaster' 😙

@-coffee_creamer-5327 Год назад

I was caught completely off guard when I got showered with complements at the beginning, I love your vids!

@Raineismeee 2 года назад

2:25 THEY ARE LIVING MY DREAM LIFE

@immorta1gamer157 2 года назад

Kris is the only one who can make weird compliments and still make me smile

@Averysommer 11 месяцев назад

Mac Donald’s fry’s are for real chefs kiss 🤌❤😍

@riiq9387 Год назад

When you're a Finnish and you realize that this person is talking finnish 8:20 😂

@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 2 года назад

3:52 It seems like you hit your solar plexus. It's located right underneath where your ribcages meet, and it's part of the diaphragm. It stuns you for a few seconds as well as knocks out your breath. It increases pressure inside your abdomen, so hitting it is hitting a pressure point, and the pain you feel from the impact is the pressure being released. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk lol

@umbreonattack 2 года назад

SOIENCE BIOTCH ( I love everything biology i shall one day randomly shout this knowledge to my friends thank you)

@lucifer_fire 2 года назад

10:55 it didnt break it shattered

@Arctixs_Drag0ns 9 месяцев назад

My sister be like😂

@memento_mori11 Год назад

Your videos make me feel emotions!

@c.c1070 Год назад

you should make a compliment complimation.. istg alot of people needs it.. including me.. its a great reminder to stay positve!

@timothycarlstead3664 2 года назад

The fact that she used pickup lines was the greatest thing ever. It really made me smile.

@mxsbl 2 года назад

12:16 honestly, my cat isn’t afraid of water, neither cucumbers 💀

@xxlazycookiexx3398 Год назад

Bro I am sick 😷 right now but now that I saw this I fell better I love watching her videos when I get sick or when I am sad or in a bad mood love you kris

@cabman86 10 месяцев назад

Every time the ketchup farts for me I look around and apologize.

@tinytiny7044 2 года назад

Where I used to live, there was this wildlife resort, where a bunch of elk, deer, and a lot of other animals including bison just roamed around freely like that. There was a Gravel road leading through the park that you could drive on to see all of the animals if you were lucky. Yes, yes - I am aware of how unsafe this sounds - and yeah it was 🥲 but it was really fun and cool. It was pretty scary, when a herd of 20 bison surrounded your car, but at least now I can say that I have pet a wild bison.

@Kewlausgirl 2 года назад

Jeezes lol. I remember going to a wildlife park in Tasmania (the little southern island state below Australia) when I was around 13? After walking around feeding Wallabies I decided to go into the feeding area where they had a couple of sheep, ponies and geese. It was their little farm area for kids. I was 13. I just started highschool. My parents were just roaming around..I think one sat down for a break... I mean I used to have kangaroos roaming wild in my back yard. I lived right near the bush. My relatives had huge properties with a couple of farms that I used to visit and help out.. Coz that's what you did when you visited lol Anyhow I started Giving the feed to the sheep, and goats but they were getting pretty demanding. Then the ponies and geese got wind of the food. Of course I was the only one there... It was the most tame area... It was just something to pass the time. And my parents watched from outside a 13 year old kid yelling, running across the field to get outside the pen.... With bloody really persistent sheep, goats and ponies chasing me down for the food lol. To be fair I tried to hold my own, but... I've always been pretty short... And when you have 2 sheep getting on their hind legs and pushing at you with their front hoofs... And then a pony butting it's head to you where they have almost successfully pushed you over onto the ground. Yeah. I wasn't getting trampled lol. I high tailed it out of there! I am not sure if there were staff near by at the time... I just remember being the only one in there. But I like to imagine that someone was on their break in one of the near by buildings just laughing their arses off as a teenage girl just runs away cursing as the farm animals ran after me.... Lol They were either really demanding little bastards... or they were really, really hungry. -_-

@Kewlausgirl 2 года назад

I cannot imagine having done that with Bison though lol. They would have trampled me. But maybe it's different being in the car lol

@tinytiny7044 2 года назад

@@Kewlausgirl hehe yeah

@MG-Raiden 2 года назад

@@Kewlausgirl I’ve never seen someone mix Jesus with jeez to create jeezes.

@hellohellohellohello651 2 года назад

The fact that Kris is the only RU-vidr who constantly compliments us makes her special ♥️♥️♥️

@annaYnation2554 Год назад

Adrien Agreste o.o

@applepie8291 Год назад

She’s just a friend

@annaYnation2554 Год назад

@@applepie8291 Duhh marinette is JuSt A fRiEND

@hellohellohellohello651 Год назад

@@annaYnation2554 yea duh what else is she

@kathrynhicks330 Год назад

no Marinette's just a FRIEND that likes fashion.

@user-nt5zc4vv1q Месяц назад

Hearing you call a kookaburra a big rodent just made my day 🤣

@Queenofcrochet13 3 месяца назад

I love how you beat up Pete when ever you get the chance 😂😂😂

@Linsanity-nx9pe 2 года назад

Sometimes I feel completely drained and over stimulated by everything. So I go to ur channel and just feel the positive vibes. Thank you for all ur work and for making so many of us smile

@piripipopircalita 2 года назад

Kris: “Hey do you live on mars cause you’re out of this world.” This will forever be my pick-up line

@Cici-id1sl Год назад

@ 8:20 still laughin to ”jäätä, joulupukki tuli, se on jäätä” 😂 he is speaking finnish, and it means ”ice, santa claus came, it is ice”

@Basshead304 Год назад

Always love you Kris

@sweetea742 2 года назад

6:07 try to tip the table over and make the glass fall out or y’know, just break it

@aurumisgreat 2 года назад

You're thinking of a capybara 11:16 Edit: Oops. I just now played the video and realized that you figured it out. lol

@harry_potter3093 Год назад

Great pickup lines kris

@thelastbraincell2838 Год назад

4:59 that husky is the epitome of my thought process on a daily basis.

@jellynataleye9876 2 года назад

I'm struggling so much with school and friend/family problems rn and Kris never fails to make me laugh and make me forget about it :)

@txlljh2857 2 года назад

9:24 we don't have a stairs but all my joints started cracking when I started doing the tippy toes LMAO

@reginahozian5001 Год назад

5:10 I luv the dog he is so funny and he’s so vocal! He hit that note and (Thanks for making my day!)

@maggiemae3097 Год назад

Oml I can't. Your laughing is SO CONTAGIOUS

@maelpsng 2 года назад

0:16 idc what u feel gravity or not, if it's u it's already a *YES*

@Kewlausgirl 2 года назад

When I was 10 I went on a school trip and stayed at a clear saltwater lake (right near a beach where it got the ocean water from), on the East Australian coast. Anyhow one of the girls was walking along the dirt path in between the cabins, happily chatting and eating chips (we were having fish n chips, so hot chips, not crisps). I remember just watching as she was happily blabbering away about something, waving the chips around as she ate. Just as she was putting the chip in her mouth, a kookaburra flew down out of nowhere and snatched the chip away, just as she was putting it into her mouth. She screamed so loudly, freaking out coz the bird had been right in her face for a split second. I was hysterics. It was the most funniest thing I'd ever seen. It was great! I still think back to that moment as the best kookaburra stealing your food moment to this day. I mean... In Australia we have all had those bastards steal your food. You gotta learn to keep an eye out for those crafty things. Not the we hate kookaburras.. They are awesome. But they can be so frikin clever and so cunning. Buuuuut argh. Everyone always mentions the snakes and spiders (we rarely see snakes.. and spiders run away from you... They aren't aggressive at all) But no one ever mentions these birds that will steal food from you regardless if you were in the way or not lol. 🤣 That kookaburra pecking at the finger was great. I just knew it was coming too. Haha.

@chad2470 Год назад

His laugh sounded like an engine starting up. LOL! That was f-ing great.

@irlyirish7134 Год назад

0:53 He proteccc He attaccc But most importantly, *he want a snaccc*

@amandariso3021 2 года назад

5:54 the best one so far

@snolarrr5356 2 года назад

9:32 accracy 100%

@xXKitty_PawXx 11 месяцев назад

Husky: *sirenhead* Kris: "nice note!"

@lauriederoque49 Год назад

Thank you for making us feel like you love us and thank you for just making videos cause I struggle with really really bad depression and anxiety and I also have adhd and I’m top of that I’m gender fluid and bisexual so I’ve been through a lot of crap and from what you’ve told us I’m sure you can understand in ways so thank you for making my day

@raynesalyer8629 Год назад

I am sick and you made my day so much better thank you 😊

@felixiselsa 2 года назад

5:37 it’s the scream near the end for me LMAOOO

@maimuticabobo41 2 года назад

Can we all just agree that Kris can make anybody even in the worst mood fell so much better

@willowcrestfarm4526 Год назад

No comment I'm just a hot mess, really appreciate you Kris! You always make me smileee!

@kimberlycopeland9182 Год назад

Kris, i have been upset since friday and today is saturday and part of my sadness has been cuured from just watching your videos!

@Blue-qr3dx 2 года назад

8:37 got me good😂

@sourdough6653 2 года назад

11:47 I once was eating goldfish while playing connect 4 and I started to eat one of the tokens instead and tried to chew it. Without realizing.

@kai1765 Год назад

“We are watching people dIE… inside” I loved the way you said that haha I thought I was going to be a different video for a second there

@WillowTree1122 2 года назад

Kris, I don’t know why you always undermine yourself. Look at how good you are doing on line. I don’t like seeing you say bad things about yourself, it makes me sad.

@S0URC4ND7 2 года назад

**Kris Talking About Her Jellyfish Lamp** Me: **Interested** Kris: This is Freddie And This Is *Stevi(e)* Me: AM I ONE OF HER JELLYFISHES?! ( Implying To The Jellyfish Named Stevi(e) )