please do more of these i love them. i feel like such an asshole for laughing but these videos bring me so much joy bc they're so relatable lol. when i was 8, a seagull stole my pb+j from my hand as i was going to take a bite.
STEP 1 Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4 and line two baking sheets with parchment. Cream the butter and sugars together until very light and fluffy, then beat in the egg and vanilla. Once combined, stir in the flour, bicarb, chocolate and ¼ tsp salt. STEP 2 Scoop 10 large tbsps of the mixture onto the trays, leaving enough space between each to allow for spreading. Bake for 10-12 mins or until firm at the edges but still soft in the middle - they will harden a little as they cool. Leave to cool on the tray for a few mins before eating warm, or transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Will keep for three days in an airtight container.
"It ain’t the size of the dog, it's the size of the fight in the dog" is the same as "It is all about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave"
2:18 I’m with you on that. How about expectant parents just tell what the gender of the baby will be “it’s a boy/ it’s a girl” and then move on. No need to make it extravagant. The more extravagant ones always end up causing bushfires.
This quote is so true "Helping other people will only just get you in trouble" I got 2 black eyes, scuffed face and a broken jaw for helping to break up a fight between 3 drunk people. (it was my 18th birthday) kinda funny.
I can imagine the guy who beat the hell out of that plant getting ready to roundhouse punch that cat who pushed the glass off the counter to the friggen moon (SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS AND SEND IT TO ME)
