People Who Talk to Aliens 👽 | React Couch 

@@joshuanorvell8949 “What do I do lord? D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D” - Alex Jones

If I could award you the best comment I would.

Yeah thanks America.

Tumblr be like…

Just a little dihydrogen monoxide

Aliens: aight imma head *in*

Alien: ight imma abduct these fools

Aliens: Should we destroy these fools before we leave? Nah, waste of ammo.

No wonder aliens left. They all cringed and died

Lmao

@Fartrell Cluggins mad lad

😥

Lol....

@Fartrell Cluggins YESSSSSS

Because the only people who try to talk to them are basically the weirdos who call someone just to breathe deep into the phone

Or fart, always fart

​@m I luvv ellay

preach, kween xD

This is long overdue. But I was looking for this comment!

The cat is also realizing that his owner has found his catnip stash

mmmm yes this floor is made out of floor

i laugh so hard at your comments. 🤣

That's how "psychics" get you.

this is some next level stuff, Emily! You just dont get it! ;)

Things are happening aswell... Deep

Luis Cruz well compared to these people....I’m pretty “normal”

I never felt well adjusted until now. 🤣🤣🤣

I never felt so sane in awhile

Psh, normal is boring

Bbbbmliå

Twileks hutts rodians and many others speak galactic basic J's 🤣

@@Kyra-1138 yea sure

in all honesty if aliens showed up we'd name them something stupid XD

@@mythicalashley9542 Think it's not correct that we would need to provide something to be contacted. No reason why (hypothetically) aliens wouldn't make contact for the reason we would. The fact there is other intelligent life in the universe. I mean life may not be that difficult to find but intelligent life is another thing entirely. Even Earth didn't have it until humans came around. All those species now and those extinct, only one of them have reached those levels. It's extremely rare even here.

@@mythicalashley9542 you assume that aliens must communicate with sound or language.

It kills me every time! LOL!!

Thomas if one thing has taught me from destiny. English is the true language of all species. It’s the default.

@@zerotodona1495 Those crafty Brits only wanted us to think their Empire collapsed. They've secretly conquered the entire Galaxy in the name of the Queen!

Gentlemen, you know to much

@@zerotodona1495 that isn't true btw but nice one

@@mariamsaleh2939 I'm assuming they meant Destiny the game?

YAAAAAAAAS QUEEN ☕👌👽💅

🤣

He got probed xD

by 10x

Like the signal bars on a cell phone

@@baileighreed-grimmett4048 Man channeled his 5G connection through his 5 chins. Revolutionary

upside-down wifi signal

It's like adding 50 more satellites

Me too! I was crying lmao

Surprised he didn’t go “mmmmhm!”

I've laughed so hard my stomach hurts 😂 the lady in the camping chair sounds like she's speaking 'whale' like Dory in Finding Nemo 😂

That's what i thought 🤣🤣🤣

Or drugs.

Or demonic possesion 😂

I have a stoke every day 😉

@@Norman-Bates i see what you did there master Bates

Yes! Or should I say...."YAAAASSS!" Buffpro's laugh is amazing!

I came to the comments looking for this

Buffpro himself was born to cure depression

That's funny and!🤣🤣🤣

I was literally just thinking this lol

It really is.

Like the laughs on those 2000's sitcoms

@@Kaizer-pt5vk Nah, those laughs were wack, W H E E Z E is where it's at rn

But what if the reason why its contagious is hes an E T

I laugh at his laugh all the time, I was watching a video the other day and my 13 year old comes walking and says “oh you watching CinnamonToastKen and BuffPro? I was wondering what you were laughing at so much”

I'ma start doing that

🤣😂

Notthatcarolina EXACTLY

yeah if they were women they would probably say the same xD cause its exactly that

she's going full Björk. You never go full Björk.

That 1st girl sounds like she’s trying to cough up a fur ball 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Chris_Wooden_Eye than round the up and put them in a pen...or take away their internet lol

😂😂😂

I want to see them all get together and have them convice me whos the real one it will be like a battle royal

@@Tacomans_56 best idea EVER!!!

Tacoman I mean... one time they got a bunch of guys who claimed to be Christ incarnate and put them in one room for a week. They all tried to kill each other by day 2.

It's called strings, you stringophobe jk i am invincible

Profile pic seems like you’re throwing a kamehama ball: Calling lies on your first dimension BS. Undercover goku lookin ass

@@mhoovair89 I think the person was just making a joke towards flat earthers...no need to show your ignorance dude. :/ By the way it's a かめはめ波は(kamehameha.)

go back to the first and take all of your followers known as flat earthers with you...lol.

@@TrinityX7 Lol! we don't associate with them, flat as we are we can still see the earth is round.

The creatprs weren't wrong

Discontinue

Would fully recommend, air fryers are great.

@D C Control Center has declared Air Frying to be a superior method of humanoid food preparation. *DISCONTINUE.*

Lets pray to a being if exist that just raised us in a box filled with dangerous natural disaster....thats how i see religion

Me and my mom want one.

If I had $400 I wouldn't waste it on an "alien chanellor." I would buy 7up, chips, and chocolate...and frozen yogurt for dairy. A complete meal.

Doesn't have enough likes....

They got us.😔

Dont forget their religion is crossfit

Can she even English? Lol

We’re all so used to doctor Phil’s presence that we don’t even question it😂

just chillin

Plot twist:Ken's house is the new ranch.

@@alexanderblack4833 Yes.

Wrong. I heard they would have a hard time breathing.

Incoming transmission from the big giant head...

Underrated comment!

I want money shoes!

Wow. What an old reference I love it

marianamor Alien porn consists of “candid camera” video of humans masturbating when we think nobody is watching..... what Snowden did NOT tell everyone is that the NSA is collecting those videos of us as part of a peace treaty with a dominant alien species, they really love watching that shit....aliens are weird!

@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ lol imagine if that were true. Are they getting off to it? If they were wouldn't that be something similar to beastiality? Or is it a weird observation to understand us better like we do when studying animals on our earth? Maybe they just really enjoy human documentaries.

That’s a futurama episode.

@@fawnieee Maybe it's just like watching a David Attenborough documentary for them. Do you think there's an alien David Attenborough?

Earth is just one huge 'hah! look at that moment, let us meme it!' show for aliens? XD

Yaaaall

Damn, I should try that. "Oh sorry, it wasn't me, it was the aliens in my head, I swear!".

@@Marskilius yeah hahaha it was funny with the dude talking about welcoming homeless people into our homes.

"sorry, didn´t mean that, was E.T man"

*Im a Female dick foot*

_Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy_

@@moonkandiie2273 I fricking died laughing when I saw that vid. That kid is fricking savage!

Yeah, totally worth the $50.

This guy knows more than I do

I know, right? My stomach is in pain from laughing so hard when I heard it!🤣🤣🤣

James Cook same

You have a time stamp for that, my dude?

@@missundies Probably 0:54

@@PIM00 yes that's it, thank you.

1:16

@Sarah Knuckles AHHhahahahahaha, you're right!

OMG you're right!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Talking to the whaliens from the 69420th Dimension be like;

I BET it is.

Meth.

I might have to make a trip up there to troll them. I live in Yakima, WA.

Because of crackpots like Zechariah Sitchen.

Yeah the alien buttstuff - times were simpler. You had something to look forward too. Now they dont pull out people to stuff things up their butt anymore, its a shame really.

Jessica Holscher That was the seventies.... everyone was getting into butt stuff in the seventies....

When they caught the guy who admitted to dressing up, drugging people, and elaborately “probing” them like 11 or 12 years ago . . . maybe longer than that. When they caught him basically nobody wanted to say they were taken by aliens anymore so they switched it up.

@@mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417 oh please, the bible makes a lot more sense if you swap the word angel with extraterrestrial, read the book of enoch

I feel so called out right now

Leo unknown actually there is some conspiracy theories related to 5g (It’s not aliens though lol)

You don’t wanna get that 5G probe uploaded though.

Don't even look into 5G theories. (Look into them, they are effing funny)

I've been praying for this ability. Now these idiots scared off the aliens. Thanks guys.

All of them

Absolutely. Meth to the mac

All of them are doing bath salt.

*nods * yAs queen.

Weeb

I was thinking that too 😂😂

Generic Whovians. The store brand.

(Insert doctor who intro music)

How did you make your profile picture?

CCH Delirium well I could have done Assimilate Assimilate

DIS CON TIN UE

Did your hair already grow back?

@@sirweebs2914 nah ive been keeping a pixie mullet

@@rowenaryder3934 what a waste

he sound like that a kid from vine who got hit in the head by a basketball and just say yaaaaaa

Oh you mean the sekekes. Probably did not spell that right. 😂

@@marievirgo7972 yeah, exactly! I couldn't remember their name They gave me nightmares xD

The chancellor skeksis! Yeesss 😂😂

CHAMBERLAIN IS THE BEST

Or they just are complete nut jobs, or con artists.

spirit guides = familiar spirit = demons = aliens

Yeah, just grow out your hair, abandon your morals and sell people essential oils... it works great!

​@@facelessdroneI'm bald, but I can find a Jesus wig.

Purple Haze idk but at first I read this as bigot and was concerned

Punctuation is key here. Lol

Yup

Either or he's going to get visited by something 😂

A big brown demon.

Oh so a middle level entity that is set to unleash black magick?

The funny thing is, I look at religious folk the same way I look at these alien channelers, you're all a bunch of loons! XD

Blaine the whole time im thinking, how does people in school treat him After seeing This?

Humans: We also don't know them, please ignore.

Vegans? Excuse me, sir. We here on planet Vega prefer to be called viggas.

Alien McAlienface

The overtones are actually not that impressive, more like my home in the kitchen attempts of the sort. Listen to Mongolian overtone singers, they are on a whole different level.

Timetraveler 69 No, George Soros looks like Palpatine.... you know, after he gets wrinkled and shit.....

It’s treason then

@Valo B I agreed, but your pfp changed my mind.

Robert Guajardo ew stfu

@@Zenendos wow no wonder people like you exist are you in the video as well speaking to aliens

@Chris_Wooden_Eye yea i pretty much haven't missed one since the beginning I'm not that happy about it because it makes me feel like trash and a waste of my life but others say it's dedication

Yasss

@@whyjustwhy420 nice