Perfect | Comedy Short Film 

There is nothing more horrifying than Perfection.

This😢 what a shallow lot

right 😭😭😭

10000% agree. It is terrible. If i had a man like that, goodness what a big family we would have. But... why can they not have their own babies in stead of growing them?

It’s a _fictional_ short story… nothing to do with our society. It came from someone’s imagination. 😅

Isn't that just the best part?! Why work when you don't need to?

You read our minds!

SO WHEN ARE WE GETTING THE SUBSEQUENT EPISODES?@@umbrellarealm3485

Thanks so much for the kind words!

Sounds like they are the perfect candidates for Soil Mate's new "Perfect Child Wanting Wife" coming this Summer!

Haha! Good one,@@umbrellarealm3485. I had a feeling that even if I wanted kids, they prolly believe I'm still not good enough for their son.

It's a woman's responsibility to bear children. That's why the creator put you on this earth.

​@@awkwardaquamarine19 or maybe when he met someone who said they had zero interest in creating a family he saw that as a red flag? I once had a date and in the 1st hour she told me how she just disliked kids, kids weren't cute, she was into her work etc ..instantly she to me was so robotic and lacked human love and warmth. Who hates babies??

@RK-qh3ll, nowhere in my comment does it say that I hate babies. I took care of my nephew from 3 months old up to toddler age. I would ask kindly not to twist my words or put words into my "mouth", figuratively speaking as a form of gaslighting. To your other point, I'm not having kids due to health issues (4th gen hereditary disease) and economic reasons, among others. But if you insist on equating childlessness to selfishness, you are certainly entitled to your own opinion and beliefs, as I am with mine. Live and let live.

Hopefully breakfast and lunch discussions too. It's a film for all meals!

No, this is Umbrella Realm.

Glad you liked it!

Thank you! We are very happy with the work on everyone on the film.

Pour one for us while you're at it

No one is prepared for the Canadian Missile Crisis.

It's all the Canadians' fault. All that nuclear testing really messed with how well those rollers worked. If only they knew the kind of consequences all that nuclear energy would have on that vintage hair.

Sorry, Soil Mates hasn't invented that technology yet, but maybe one of Conglomer-Mates Inc. other fantastic companies will come up with something just for you.

oh Britt... amazingly amazing and epic.

Thank you thank you! We appreciate your kind words. We also really enjoy this concept!

Thanks so much! I know I'd probably grow someone if i could too hahaha

Thank you!

Glad you enjoyed it! We appreciate the kind words!

Thank you for the praise!

It wouldn't be the same without your brilliant music! Thanks for all the work you did!

Thank you! We are looking forward to showing everyone more!

Thank you very very much! We are always working on new things and are excited to show everyone what we cook up next!

"Honestly"

Thank you! And no, we can not buy babies together, but I'm sure you would make a great father.

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Thanks! We definitely wanted to bring up some of those topics! Dating nowadays can seem tough!

@@umbrellarealm3485 Yes indeed, dating can be tough. Glad I'm happily married to my fourth and last wife. lol. I've seen my son and daughter experiencing the dating game. Considering I'm in my fourth marriage, I went through the turmoil of the dating game and I'm glad it's over now even if I am getting old.

Great story! Thanks!

Thanks for the kind words!

I wouldn't say you were good per se.... I would say you were perfect....

We were lucky enough to get a stellar group of actors!

"You miss 100% of the balls you don't throw" - W. Gretzky 🏒

For a small loan of a bazillion dollars, we will start development on the 'Perfect Seed' right away.

Thanks so much! We appreciate it!

Definitely ❤

And we love you, Mary! ♥️♥️♥️♥️😊

@@umbrellarealm3485 👍❤️✊😄

Thank you!

Thank you!

With summer coming up now's the perfect time to start growing yourself an exciting new "Summer Fling"

Thanks!

Ehhhhhhh

Except the limited edition things

Thank you! You can get your catalogue everywhere that Soil Mates seeds are sold!

Thanks for the kind words! She orders 4 more just in case the first one ends up like Thomas. Then she's got backups for her victims-- er, I mean Exes.

Thank you! Bizarre and original were exactly what we were going for.

Hey! We feel there is a couple of themes we wanted to hit on in here that are somewhat connected. The first being around the ideas of finding a partner in the modern world and how easy it is for us to move on when we find something we don’t like. With the swipe of our fingers we have plenty of options which is exactly what the characters in the film have. Another idea we hit on is the consumeristic nature of our society. We all need the next best thing so whatever we got is never good enough. But that theme came naturally out of the writing while the theme of throwing away love easily was the real inspiration that got the script going! Thanks for the question and hope you enjoyed it! (I’m also not going to re-read this, so hopefully it had full sentences and made sense 😂)

@@umbrellarealm3485 it makes sense+ Thanks for responding 💛

Water requirements are a strict rule and not a recommendation, after all

Thanks so much! To be very honest, we don’t know much about anything so we hire smart people to help us make these films! We got very lucky with all the HoDs. We’d have to learn more about Dolby Audio because we have no idea what that is 😂😂

@@umbrellarealm3485 I am asking because I am working with Dolby Atmos and Dolby Audio. I was trying to send you an email but I cannot find your email address. I can give you more details about it.

That was our tagline before we had to change it for copyright reasons.

You discovered our secret.

It is a horror film.

The new "Perfect Hobby Hubby", coming to a Soil Mates near you!

Hopefully good curses

Get yourself some "Perfect Seeds" from Soil Mates and it can be that easy.

If we can convince Soil Mates to sponsor us, then yes

Hey

Or does Dont Worry Darling look like us?

Nothing artificial about it. Those things are organically grown!

That’s actually a really cool fun fact! Thanks for sharing!

ariana venti on the radio was one

This guy gets it.

There is nothing funny about Nuclear Winter.

It's an alternate reality, They are at peace with the soviets (if you pay attention earlier you will see they are not in a cold war). Canada seems to be the enemy here.

It's a statement on how stupid having warmongers in government ARE.