Perfectly Cut Screams #1 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH smash like

“Mommy why is that man yelling?” “Honey he is the great Galetic warrior practicing his manly battle cries. With the power of Coke with Zero sugar with now a hint of vanilla he will rise to be victorious.”

Sean: *is getting murdered and is screaming* Neighbors: I wonder what video he's making now

“I miss vine” Tarzans last words as he plummets to the jungle floor

Curled up in a soft blanket at 4 am watching Jacksepticeye screaming and laughing makes me happy. 😊

Sean: *Screams.* His neighbours: Ah, shit, here we go again.

Jack: I don’t even care if that’s fake Me, who lives with a husky: no, that’s just what they’re like

“Geese would kill you if they had the opportunity” as the king of them, I am the perfect person to say this is absolutely true

9:48 the fact that they don’t get the entire paper towel makes it even better

Yesterday's video* Jack: i think I'm a bit loud Today* Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Left brain: I feel it's a bit sadistic to laugh at people screaming Right Brain: HahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5:06 "Sif, the grey wolf" it`s an actual boss

8:31 You know he's up to something when he starts playing that SMW2 music.

Sean : I love physical violence. 6:35 Media : Games make you sadistic

I mostly made this list for me, but in case anyone else wants it here you go lol 0:00 -- Intro 0:45 -- Legolas' heir 1:12 -- I smell pennies 2:03 -- Startled black & white dog 2:27 -- Screaming deer followed by screaming husky 3:55 -- Screaming squirrel(?) 4:18 -- Bad Will 4:50 -- 'Dark Souls Boss' dog 5:09 -- Death of Mr. Hot Dog 5:27 -- Take me out to the ball game 6:14 -- Battle of the children 6:46 -- Unfortunate saliva incident 7:16 -- Gender reveal mystery 7:41 -- Goose 8:22 -- Fear of bridges 8:39 -- Screaming gopher (?) 9:01 -- Trampoline park funtimes 9:41 -- Paper towel dispenser 10:21 -- Screaming husky (again) 11:00 -- Batteries 11:39 -- Tom compilation 12:43 -- Outro

No Jack, that was pure unedited husky. They really do hit those high notes like the worlds most frightened soprano

There are three types of perfectly cut screams The classic: AAAAAAA- The quick cut: A- And my favorite, the inhail: H-

How to find Jack Tilt up head: AAAaaaaa. Jack in the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

12:00 All of those screams by Tom were voiced by William Hanna himself. Not only was he a fantastic producer but a brilliant voice actor as well.

Imagine before he records, he just looks at Evelien and tells her "If you hear me constantly screaming, don't be surprised"

Imagine being jacksepticeye’s roommate and hear him scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Who else thought this was another compilation of jack screaming?

9:01 to 9:13 best laugh ive had in a while Jacks laughing makes my day better!!💕😁

At 10:13 is seriously NO ONE talking about how he said HAIR dryer instead of the hand dryer???

“Vine please come back we miss you, now all we have is TikTok” I felt that

2:40 this deer isn't normal *She became a Wolf*

11:06 that sounds like you back in the old days

Gabbie in the the other room like: “is he hurt or just being happy Irish boi?”

Fun fact: all of Tom's original screams were recorded by either William Hannah or Joseph Barbara... I can't remember which one... because of how low budget the studio was at the time they couldn't get a voice actor for Tom so they just did the screams themselves

Some Of The People In Ireland are Wild life - Jacksepticeye 2019

1:13 Never gets old

I don’t know why my brain thought it would be a good idea to watch this series with a headache but he did update the 4th part so why not

“I SMELL PENNIES” and that obstacle course guy had me dying

*child slaps child* HOOHOOO YEAH! Jesus Sean. Please never change

“RIP in peace”~Jacksepticeye 2019

Am I the only one who whenever he uploads one of these I just binge the entire series

"Geese will mess you up." Little did he know... Untitled Goose Game came out later in the year.

8:52 "Is this all my channel is now?" Jack...your channel was filled with screams before as well...

3:37 I WANNA SEE THOSE PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS MAKE YOU LAUGH MAN

“We’re allowed laugh more than once” Danny gonzalez: let me introduce myself

This whole video is Jack trying to defend his love of screams but he fails to realize that it's because of the screams that we love him.

Child #1: *slap* Child #2: AAAAAHHHH Jack: *laughs at screaming child*

1:17 i smell pippes🗿

5:21 rip in peace he said in stead of rest in peace

Sean: *SCREAMS* Camera: *FREEZES* Me: Aw shit, here we go again

jack: "I like physical violence" but also the same guy who's heart melts when he sees puppies.

my dudes about to scream out his loudest warrior cries

imagine being a voice actor, and you get the part thats just screaming. thats magical.

I genuinely thought this was a 13 minute compilation of jack just screaming from his videos

"if you didn't chuckle you might be dead" i didn't deserve to be called out like this

My family is scared.... I keep randomly screaming and then BURSTING out with laughter Also jack’s scream is just so perfect and I don’t know why

3:02 my favourite

*jack with room mates* Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH room mate: *three a.m.* dude wtf

Jack: Stupid tik tok! Also Jack: *has already laughed at five tik toks and doesn't even know it*

11:47 can we appreciate that the playlist on the side of the screen says “100% original jacksepticeye memes”? That’s attention to detail

That deer seriously went from cute squeaks to demon spawn scream....

11:26 "We need to all go back to the original scream king." .....So where is the Wilhelm scream?

Jack: I'm a giggly boi. I'm a Laffy Taffy! Jack, I shit you not less than two seconds later: *_I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE_*

Jack: SKITTTTLLLEEEEESSSS My dog: *tilts head* My dog's name is Skittles...

It brings me joy to just see you smile and laugh jack. Keep it up man!

Jack: "D...Did they die?" *Ad plays* Me: Quality timing...

the "I smell pennies" guy must feel so mad because he didn't really get much fame while everyone else did. The pennies one from the start was a video using the track. The original is extremely funny

Times I had food or drink in my mouth and laughed because of something in the video (d = drink f= food): 1:19 d 2:43 d 3:58 d 4:55 d 6:19 f 8:25 f 8:41 f 9:11 f 10:30 f 11:07 d

The paper towel dispenser sounds like its saying 'fuuck' if you listen closly you'll hear it too.

Jack: "If geese had teeth, they would be the apex predator of the animal kingdom." Robin: *"I'm about to ruin this man's life."*

Nobody: Jacks neighbors: *hears distant screaming* “Oh sounds like jacks recording again” Jack: “aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH”

Jack: "They go for the Knees! Geese, Knees they Rhyme for a Reason." Confirmed! Dolan Dark is PewDiePie!!!

As someone with horrific social anxiety and is very quiet an Irish man screaming and who can ramble on about anything for hours if it's interesting enough is my comfort person

Jack - “Don’t we all miss vine” Immediately after i got an ad for tik tok. Jack - “Now we’re just stuck with tik tok” Perfect timing

Now I want Tom&Jerry episodes overdubbed with Jack's screaming

Jack: "If geese had teeth, they'd be the apex preditor of this planet." Me: Who's gonna tell him?

Sean being wholesome: Also Sean: I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!

Me: Finally I can keep the memes to my self Article 13: I SMELL MEMES Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

11:46 "Are you ready for 100% original content? Robin is cool." Indeed you are, Robin.

The spit in the eye's review on it's score -10/10

I'm glad that in the new Tom and Jerry movie that they used Tom's original screams in the movie. Hearing his screams brought back lots of memories of watching the cartoons.

Person: Screams My Brain: This is the pinnacle of comedy Me: Laughs Also me: Why is this funny *[Confused Screaming]*

You went from “top of the morning to ya laddies” to “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!” To just “AAAAAA”. perfect. Also that doe went from a door to a horror movie character.

6:15 jack laughing at kids fighting eachother

Deer: *screams* Truck: *crash* Ad: BUY THIS PRODUCT! Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH-

7:56 Fun Fact: if you're ever attacked by a goose, grab it by the neck and do one of two options. Give it a light squeeze, not enough to choke the animal, but enough to let it know that you're more powerful and in control. Then you can either do this next step or just immediately skip to this and ignore the first part: throw the goose as far as you can. *YEET THE GEESE*

0:56 I hade water in my mouth!!!

Rewatching Jacksepticeye videos while in bed for Covid. Both a great idea because I love Jack and he’s hilarious, a bad idea because every time I laugh I go into a coughing fit.

Sean: *looks around* "Okay, the wall is soundproof, I'll carry on"

Jack's humor: Loud noises Hitting children Screams

Person: unevenly rips paper towel Machine: AHHHHHH

"if you don't chuckle you might be dead" Ad: plays Me: am I dead?

"I'm a laughy taffy guys... I LOVE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!!!!" 6:36

7:42 - 8:23 What I’ve learned about geese today: They mean, They lean, They go for the knee, And always prepared to make you scream

‘’Oh no RIP IN PEACE’’ OML IM DYING😂😂😭😭😭😭

The fact that a dude this legendary loves Tom & Jerry equally as much as I do made me EXTREMELY happy-

Was anyone else secretly hoping Robin would do the screaming cowboy edit for us?

*video starts with Jack screaming* Me: Oh okay its a normal perfect video of Jacksepticeye yelling again Edit-: omg thank you so much for the likes! :3

Sean: *getting murdered and screaming for his life* His neighbors: "I wonder what he's recording"

Jack in 2019: TikTok isn't funny Jack in 2022: makes TikTok FYP videos and uploads his own TikToks

I’m a simple man. I see screaming Sean, I like.

“If geese had teeth they’d be the apex predator of the planet” I’m sorry my Irishman but I’m afraid that our nightmares are true Geese have teeth The end is near everybody

Jack is the only person who’s laugh actually sounds like “hahahahaha” lmao

this is balm for any pain, this is pure comedy I've been laughing for an hour now

skyrim: i got an arrow to the knee ireland: i got a geese in the knee