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I wish I had a UwU sneeze I have the 40 year old dad sneeze I scream because it genuinely feels like my soul is trying to escape my body and I scream/yell like I’ve been shot or stabbed and everyone looks at me like I’m crazy
I had a teacher like that. She was a tall blonde Swedish woman. Low key she looked like Lagertha and had that similar kinda vibe. But she was the first person I heard with the uwu sneeze.
I had a boss like that, eventually any time she sneezed before I even had time to open my mouth she was glaring at me with a finger saying "shut the fuck up" 😂 would always crack up
@@6maniac6metal6 then how about this did you know you could crack a rib, rupture your ear drums, and blood vessels in your eyes and nose as well as literally blowing a hole in your throat from holding a sneeze
If it helps, I’m five foot and my sneeze sounds like a gunshot. So no one expects that noise out of me either lol. My doctor actually advised me when I was younger not to try and block my sneeze before it comes because I was giving myself extreme nosebleeds and inner nostril damage due to the pressure. Instead, I always have tissues near by just in case lmao
I have 3 different sneezes. 1) my normal sneeze. Kinda high pitch but more relaxed 2) my “in public” sneeze where i try to hold it back and it comes out muffled (great) 3) when the public sneeze doesn’t come out muffled and it sounds like an uwu sneeze
Us tall girls really do sound like that when we sneeze, I’m 6’2 and I have the deepest voice out of all my female family but when I sneeze I sound like a discord kitten
@@twiggy2495 my dad is like 5'1 (I just know he is shorter than 5'5 cuz I'm 5'5) and when he sneezes it sounds like someone fired a shotgun, another older asian man who is of equal height can be an alarm sound because of how loud it is
Wow, they were originally gonna be like “Nah we don’t want you, you’re to tall” But you’re sneeze saved you because it sounded cute? That university gives me bad vibes
Do tall girls want guys taller than them?. I've seen some 5ft women that say they want 6'3"-6'5"+ guys. How tall would a guy have to be for a tall girl?.
Bro me too!!! One time I was in class and I’m the quiet kid in the corner and I sneezed the teacher stopped teaching and looked at me the heads turned my way and I was so embarrassed they were so stunned 😂
i legitimately have a “chuu~” sneeze and its so embarrassing because people always point it out and say that i sneeze like a kitten 😵💫 i’m glad it’s because they find it cute, but i know someone is going to say something every time and i can’t handle any sort of attention
Lmfao I do I “UwU” sneeze too and I sometimes make a miny “moaning noise” after 😭but like my friends are like “omgggg I didn't expect you to do such a tiny sneeze” because im the scary anger issues friend... 🤪🤪
I needed to search how much in Centimeters was the height You said you are. DAMN GIRL, I thought You were small, I am 160cm, seems that I am the small one right here 🤔🤣
lol I feel so understood lol tho ….. BECAUSE I ALSO HAVE A UWU SNEEZE I ONCE SNEEZED IN CLASS AND MY FRIENDS LOOK AT ME LIKE 👁️👄👁️ AND MY SISTER JUST MAKE FUN OF ME WHEN I SNEEZE 🤧 ❤😢😂
Sometimes I make a kyuu noise or if im feeling fiesty it'll be an akyuu, very high pitched both of these. Though lately I've been very sick with violent sneezes and they sound kinda very gross lmfao.
I’m entirely convinced the theater. Kids have never actually met another genuine human being before. It’s all just basically confirmation bias from being surrounded by other theater kids their entire lives. This was surprising to me when I was like 11 years old before I had met a girl other than my mommy
5"4 with a violent sneeze an then after I yell out like I base jumped out of a plane an just landed. Literally just a "WOOO" after I nearly evict my sinuses.
My sneeze is on a random sound generator, It depends on how I react to it, sometimes itll sound like goofy, sometimes a kitten, sometimes a half asleep dad laying on a recliner, I never know.
Girl people call me a pick me girl for having an uwu sneeze, can we normalize it please? I’m really offended and I just wanna be treated like a normal person 😭
