Persona 5 Royal - All Female Dates (Max Confidant) 

What do you want to see next? :-)

All other girls: *kinda hesitates* Takemi: Wheres your room?

When you date futaba: Joker: why do i hear boss music? Futaba: Dad stop!! Sojiro: *loading shotgun* i just wanna talk to him

Don’t date more then one girl. Be Persona 5 Loyal. Edit: thanks for the likes damn

Kawakami: I'm a teacher, and your my student Ren/Joker: *thats the best part*

When you think about it. Futaba is apart of every relationship. Because she hears EVERYTHING

“I’m a teacher...and you’re my student.” “That’s the best part.” JOKER’S A MAD LAD

Kawakami: As my boyfriend do you have any requests for me? Me: Yeah you should buy me that PS5

Sojiro actually awakens his persona when he finds out Futaba’s dating the protagonist.

Takemi: is your guardian home? Me: No, but the police will be here shortly.

Other girls: ummmm uhhhh uhmm Takemi: T H O R O U G H E X A M I N A T I O N

8:49 *THAT'S THE BEST PART*

I wouldn't have those girls date Joker once they find out what he does in a laggy Smash Bros Online.

Even Haru’s date has no screen time.

8:57 He thought about it. He REALLY wanted to click that second option lmao

Wow Haru doesn’t even last 20 seconds, poor floof.

Persona 5 in a nutshell: Dating game with extra steps

Makoto: 7:29 Me: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

12:19 Takemi: is your guardian home? Akira: uuuuuuh.... Sojiro: *sligthly opens the door* hey kid, i need---- Akira: *slams door shut* no!

13:03 “Are you okay with your girlfriend being a country bumpkin?” I think Joker would have to be a HUGE hypocrite to say no, considering he’s a country boy himself.

Kawakami: domestic girlfriend intensifies

Morgana when u date Ann: “looking not so cool Joker”

13:44 Ren: *Thinks of the 9 other girls he’s dating* Yes this is a very healthy and faithful relationship yes.

I love how Ren gently pats futaba’s head in 6:08

The only way I can get a date in persona *is if it grew on a tree*

OMG Takemi was straight up smashed

You litteraly break a teacher down enough to date a minor, jokers like the reverse Chris Hanson

Kawakami: "I'm a Teacher and you're my Student." Ren/Akira/Joker/Haremf*cker249: *That's the best part!*

6:13 soijiro walks in with a gun

I still don’t get why they censor the kissing when this game is rated m

The girls ranked on "Who is jumping your bones after the fade to black." 10. Sumire Lowest on the list just because the ending is so wholesome and has no implications of going anywhere else. Sweet girl. 9. Hifumi While this does take place in your room, I think that because it only said 'played a long match' there was no other funny business. And besides, I think it fits to have Hifumi not rush into this. 8. Ann While there was definitely a kiss, I don't think there were any games of 'hide the sausage' being played afterwards because they were too far away to get it on. 7. Haru Short and sweet cinnamon bun who seems to want to spend some alone time, which could be innocent or not, you never know. 6. Chihaya Adorable and while similar to Ann where there is definitely a kiss on the Ferris wheel, the language is a bit more flirtatious. 5. Kawakami I know, I know, heresy. But hear me out: while she does want to stay with you a little longer and indeed it is 'that's the best part', I think that there is just more suggestive themes in the other ones. 4. Futaba Surprising, I know, but the little girl sure seems to know what she wants, and what she wants is that Great Theif Stick. Is just beat out by #3 because of less obvious suggestions. 3. Makoto She wants to practice something that isn't studying and to quote 'wants to be with you', which can be more along the lines of the sideways tango than innocence. Also, she notes how there's much time it is for her to go, and she knows how to fill that time. 2. Ohya While probably my least favorite girl in the game, boy howdy does she ever just invite a minor into her home to go to pound town. There isn't really more that needs to be said. Honestly, this could very well be #1, but we all know who SHOULD be #1... 1. Tae Do I even need to explain why Dr. Legs giving you a 'thorough examination' in your room and asking if your guardian has left is definitely insinuations of sex, then I don't know what is. Again, it ain't her inviting you over to her place, but it is pretty close. Do you agree? Miss anything I didn't?

12:09 And by "a long match" they really mean SEEEEEEX

That embrace with Hifumi was so genuine

i will never get over how Kawakami's sequence lasted longer than Haru

Takemi for the win she didn't even go to the room she just got straight to the point

Takemi just goes for the kill

Makoto: Wants to be dominated Kawakami: Will dominate you Futaba: Will ask you to be gentle *last surprise intensify’s*

I only just noticed, in the Sumire scene, but with his winter coat, Joker has the same silohouette as when in his full Joker persona.

ADVISE! The video ends at minute 14:35

Aww when Futaba was confused on why she was crying was probably the most relateable feeling when being with your s/o for the first time.

(Ann and Joker) Joker and Ann: (Kiss) Morgana: *Not cool, Joker! SO not cool!* (Makoto and Joker) Makoto to Joker: I wanna be with you... Sae: (Bursts into the room) *I’m gonna make sure that don’t happen.* (Futaba and Joker) Futaba: Until I say so... Don’t let go of me... Sojiro: (Bursts into Futaba’s room) *You’ve Hoo’d your last Boy. (cocks shotgun)*

Makoto: "Well... I was thinking... maybe we could study some things we don't have experience in yet..." *HOO BOY INTENSIFIES*

ARE YA WINNING SON

*Sojiro finds out your dating Futaba* *AWAKENING OST starts playing* His Persona: WE BOTH KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THIS Sojiro: argh ughhhh Persona: Are you finally done shielding your eyes from the truth. Though you're grateful for all he's done to help her. Your hospitality has it's limits... Such is the will of the you that dwells within Sojiro: ARGHH UHHH Persona: I AM THOU, THOU ART I... Let us forge a contract bound in blood *WILL POWER MELD OST starts playing*

'We went all the way around but I didn't see any scenery... all I saw, was you' -Ann the smooth criminal

I really, really believe joker had his first time in the Takemi, Makoto or Chihaya max confidant dates xD

I wish I could have done that in high school

I love how the title say Female when you can only date women

How the heck is joker so tall

12:10 she really went straight to the point bro 😂💀

Hehehehe looking cool joker

Not my fave but I wished all confidant events were voiced so we could have heard more of Chihaya's country accent

Kawakami litterally asked for D and Ren is like " rely on me pls :) "

Takemi: so this is your place... and we are alone... oh we are doing it

Kawakami: I thought you were one of those shy guys who didn't pursue women Joker in NewGamePlus: 10 girlfriends

“I spent a long time with Ann” Me: Ferris Wheelus Fuccus

Joker: "Hey, Makoto, wanna study in the Student Council room?" Makoto: "Joker!" Joker: "What?" Makoto: "We can't do that at school!" Joker: "What are you talking about? I just needed to study for the history test coming up." Makoto: "Oh...." "..." "..." "..." Joker: "What were you thinking about?" Makoto: "N-Nothing! Nothing at all!" Joker: "...Well, I'm down for doing THAT too--" Makoto: "JOKER!"

Takemi really wastes no time getting to the point lol.

Joker-kun is a true harem protagonist just like me and Chad-kun

I swear I can’t stop laughing at seeing Ren next to Futaba, the height difference looks about the same as it is between me and my best friend. She’s 4’11 and I’m 6’ and I still can’t get over our height differences when her and I hang out. Neither of us mind it, if anything it’s one of those jokes we have, she’s bashes me for being tall and I bash her for being short. 😂

That's why Takemi is Top 3. We all know why we're here, let's get to it. A woman after my own heart.

Morgana is planning revenge on Joker for going on a date with Ann

Takemi's date is um, how do you put it, very rule 34 due to her asking if Sojiro is home, Kasumi is my date but Takemi's date is the best

I remember finishing shojiros confident right after forming a relationship with futaba and he says promise me you wont ever try to date futaba and I went oh god wait till he finds out im dead then he said all though having you as my son in law doesnt exactly sound bad and I went aw I gotta tell him 😂

It’s funny how short futaba is compared to him

Imagine dating Ohya

1. I didn't know this was kubz scouts 2. My mom in the next room is probably thinking im watching the website

Takemi is not going to wait longer for some doctors treatment 😏

I like how kawakami actually didn't want to have a relationship with joker since it wouldn't rlly be right for the both of them but then again with the power of video game logic she gives in and goes with it anyway

MY BOI JOKER LETS GO 👍

1:14 yo ann's so talented! she's looking at him and the audience at the same time!

MC: *Breaths* Ann: Shiho

Yuu (persona 4) is such a goodie two shoes but he's way more perverted to his gf, while Ren is more sassy and playful but very tame with his gf lol

kawakami: i'm your teacher this is wrong joker:after 3rd semester it's fair game

"And then they f*cked"

Takemi is the boldest! she straight up went for Joker

I can highly imagine Sojiro saying “Hooo boy” after so many of the girls’s comments

Curses, I had a FEELING I should go for Takemi on my very first playthrough, turns out I was indeed onto something there!

Joker Has Evolved From Phantom Thief From Girl Thief

9:53 FBI OPEN UP!!!!

Something i will never do A date Joker is a lover lul

Every single one is wholesome AF

Futaba looks like a little sister to Ren so it feels weird for me seeing them with romance Lol. Also Hifumi, "we played a long match, just the two of us" Lol.

You know it's about to go down when Sweets start playing

So, *Nintendo* Unity, when will game release on my true favorite Nintendo console: *THE SONY XBOX U?*

Takemi: "I'll just have to take my time examining you." Joker: *"Hold up..."*

No one is a simp you're just jealous when someone tries getting a girlfriend

This reminds me of my first playthrough, I searched to see if there were any consequences. Google said no, then valentines day came, and I got the shit beat out of me. Thank god to Sojiro saving me somewhat in the end.

I find it funny, when the characters are talking to Ren/Joker/Akira & their not even staring at him & then he's there.. *Intense* neck staring.

_I like how he's dominant om every relationship, besides Kawakami's and Takemi's._

It still boggles my mind how the entire first arc of the game is dedicated to showing how gross and weird it is for a male teacher to take advantage of high school students but then goes ahead and says "you can date your teacher if you want" and seems totally okay with it when the genders are flipped

Joker dating Futaba is adorable

Lets face it WHY CANT YOU DATE RUYJII?!?!?!?

Legit the last one was my favorite chilling at home , food drinks etc now I’m tempted to romance her lol

Joker takes everyones and anyone's heart

they always cut to black right as the good stuff starts happening. Curse you atlus...

Futaba is one year younger than Joker Haru is one year older than Joker Joker is 16

I got tripped up there when the cutscene dialogue still said my name and I was like wtf

12:33 Bro did NOT hesitate going to "Yes, please" 💀

you'll never see him coming steal your girl