PETTY REVENGE! | EP 383 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast 

Spending money on a wedding just to say no at the altar is beyond petty!! 😂😂

My petty revenge: this rude girl i worked with told everyone she thought i was talking about her. So next shift i worked with her.. i went up to every coworker.. looked around as if I makung sure she wasnt there. Then asked them if they liked tacos. She proceeded to go to each person afterwards and ask if i was talking about her.

"If your brain was a knee, you'd be double-jointed." JAMES!! 😭😭🤣

James always ready to off himself down some stairs 😂😂😂😂

James needs to be a real critic of movies & shows!

Crying that must be the British version of maneuver lmfao

Sleeping with the barber is diabolical lol

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When I was 19 I married a 26 y/o man. He was very abusive after a few months (completely different man) and I couldnt take anymore. His fave meal was meatloaf so I made it using his moms recipe. No tag to me cuz he knew I didnt like meatloaf so it was all for him. NOW! I used his moms recipe and it turned out great. He invited his parents over and they said it was deliscious. He took meatloaf sandwiches to work the next couple days. Heres the catch...the PETTY catch that I am in fact PROUD OF...I used 1/2 lb of hamburger and 2 lbs of KAL KAN DOG FOOD AND THEY ALL LUVD IT!!! I tried to go to his mom with his abuse and she said it was something I must deal with. I left him after 1 and a half yrs of broken bones and bruises. Ive never told him...but my family all know. HE CAN SUCK IT!

The fact fuhad didn't pause james for saying "drakes Thang was thangin" 😅 sweetened me

Ellis on back to school is so me 😂😂 the way I get everyone wrong, every week😂😂

My petty revenge: When I found out for sure that my ex had been cheating on me (following weeks of suspicions) His mistress (now baby mother) dm'd me on Facebook & confessed EVERYTHING! I then asked him if he'd ever cheated on me and he lied not knowing his mistress already spilled the beans. So.. I logged into his Facebook as him knowing he had not only friends but family too & "confessed" as him what he had done & tagged the girl. I then changed his password so he couldn't delete it 😁 Yes I was very proud and still am!

The way James and fuhad explain shows MAAAAAAAAKES me watch them 😂

“Pamela number 2 well done. Diddy aye alright ..” 😂😂😂😂😂

25:29 " Diddy ,ey alright " I'm dead😭😭😭

“If your brain was a knee, it’d be double-jointed” I LOST IT😂💀

They should have James compete in back to school with subscribers or have a platform where subscribers can compete.

😂😂 James favorite word: Succulent. I can't get over that!! James summarizing realty TV shows is how I like my reality TV shows❤❤❤

Screamed when I heard Guyana mentioned in Back to School. Love all the way from the 592! 🇬🇾

I neeeeeed a more up to date recap of MAFS from James. I’ve watched every episode but listening to James’ summary is gold. So much has happened since this… pllllleeeeeeaaaase… I want weekly summaries and I want them on time

I don’t think you understand how happy I am that you started watching married at first sight . I can’t wait for your reviews. Rems faces making me laugh. He knows what’s up.

49:11 James scoffing “the wrongest of reasons” took me out 🤣🤣

“Let me lick my lips”😂😂😭😭😭

The excitement that hit when they mentioned Guyana 🇬🇾

My neck snapped when I heard you call my country lol 🇬🇾 AYYY!!!

Being a Guyanese fan you can’t believe how gassed I was hearing Guyana 🇬🇾! Love all the way from Guyana! ❤

James’s memory is insane… to recall everything on a show he just started is crazyyyyy

Wanted to say BIG thanks to James for turning me on to Love on the Spectrum! It is now my FAVORITE SHOW!! Season 2, Big Man! On the Safari, at the end when they sang the song from Lion King, I was WEEPING!!! The one girl is SERIOUS about getting it on!! And my guy who turned the girl down at first, but then realized his mistake. CanNOT wait for season 3!!!

As a Guyanese viewer, I was so happy to hear that question! 😊

James’ articulation of anything, but especially MAFS here is epic 😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽

Ngl James need to make a card game with these who am I ideas. It’s so good every time

My pettiest revenge? I left silently.

This is the serotonin boost I needed on a Monday morning ❤❤

🇬🇾 I got so hype when they mentioned Guyana as a trivia question for back to school segment

"It went skada, bada "😂😂got me

BIG UP GUYANA!!! the joy of my favs mentioning my country is unmatched 🫶

@fuhad, there’s 2 answers for question 5, insulin or glucagon. Insulin lowers blood sugar and glucagon raises it. It’s just the most people have an issue lowering blood sugar concentration why it’s so well known!

Love to hear you guys mention my country 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾

Today's show is exactly why I love watching these guys. From start to finish an amazing show. From their disgust and wholesomeness in what some people think is okay petty revenge, to James binging a show to their competition and just all-around having a good time and joy. Thank you gents. From a woman in my mid thirties, I appreciate your content and it makes my Monday's great. Thank you.

James saying he didn't see a bad thing about the drake thing is wild. Meanwhile I was seeing wacky inflatable arm man memes all over the tl for a week😂

When I heard Guyana 🇬🇾 I was mad excited like yoooooo big up 😂😂😂😂

Maneuver = manoeuvre? I learn something new everyday lol

James writing is top teir!!

James is so wholesome at times. He seems to genuinely not like seeing people get screwed.

Bring back ryhme time

27:09 Rem's commercial-style "YESS!"... Adorbs! 🤗

The Guyana shout made my day.🇬🇾

The 2 part story from James is funny af

At this point Ellis and Rem should really go back to school what is this

Also the Back to School segment makes me realize how bad the American education system is 😂

Found this pod bc of RU-vid algorithm and absolutely love it. You boys are hilarious and i really enjoy the content. Liked and subbed. Glad to be hear🤙🏿✌🏿

These tweets are diabolical😭😭

"You know when you feel skinny... 💁‍♀️" 😂😂😂

honestly James telling the married at first sight got me shem eitherways great episode and great fan from south africa

I was SCREAMING Leo’s name on my TV!!! Come on guys!!!! Barely the 2nd clue got half way in and I was on it!!! Step up 30’s crew!!!

19:38 “and it went skada, bada”😂😂😂

That British spelling gets me everytime😂

Big fan from Guyana 🇬🇾

A great day when SNG drop

Ayee, Guyana🇬🇾🇬🇾 I’m not surprised, a lot of ppl don’t know where we are😭

Did he say that thang was thanging😂😂😂😂

Yoo these Petty revenge stories are F*#KING WILD 😮😅

Great way to start the week! 🤗 let’s get it cult babies

I love yall so much!! Yall really make my week! 😂

Having watched mafs up to date, it is SO interesting hearing the first impressions, especially of Lauren

Let's finish this assignment and chill with the daddies😊❤

Im American. When they spelled maneuver 😂😂 i was like "wait, thats not how it's spelled". Forgot it was a contry difference lol

The MAFS reviews from James is some of my favorite content on the internet

have we forgotten that Fuhad SLIP????? he can't be out here breathing like nothing happened

I lit up when he said Guyana ❤❤🇬🇾🇬🇾

got 5/5 in back to school!!! we need James being HUMBLED BY the babies !!! make it happen pleaseeeee

Ayyeee 🙌🏾 shoutout to my people Guyana 🇬🇾

I love how they’re gassing each other about their workouts and results 😍

Hahaha that breakdown laugh during whoop. We all felt that lol

I think it would be interesting if yall added a stipulation to Back To School where the winner or losers get to pick a topic/category that the next round/series of questions must cater to 🤩 11:56

Oh yeah Lauren did say “none of your men are safe”… oh the irony! 😅😂

As soon as you mentioned you’ve started watching MAFS I got so excited! I’m so here for this chat!!

I can't tell you how happy u was hearing James say Married At First Sight 😂😂😂

Fuhad: saving grace 😂😂😂😂

I be looking forward to Mondays now and that’s crazy to me 😂😂

James decided to drop THE sentence of the year

1:07:14 Fuhad got me crying rn 🤣🤣🤣

Fuhad is looking SNATCHED AND STRONG 💪🏽

When Fuhad said, "FUCK!!...it's a visual!" I fucking died😂😂😂

Watching from Guyana! (Which is in South America btw) :)

this pod could just be them recapping tv shows. they have a gift as storytellers

Guyana my country 🇬🇾

Love james' empathy

james talking about his series and movies is the best thing

i laughed so hard at the fraud turning someone on

Petty revenge stories: isn’t the nudes being shared a crime? It was released to the school so I’m guessing she’s underage, and putting it on your status picture is publicly sharing possession of child pornography, no? (Maybe even distribution). Regardless of what you think of the law, why are people posting their crimes on their socials?

Loving the hoodie guys. It arrived 2 days after ordering and it’s my new fave ofc

The last 5 mins we learned sooo much about the Daddies. My Breddrens I salute

perioddd jamesssss, checking his self out in the mirrorrrr

Is it just me or is fuhads beard growing to biblical proportions?

No one talking about James talking about his Tuesday night workout 🤪

The way fufu said ‘experienced’ is the most sussy chungus thing ive ever seen 🤣

I burst out laughing when James said, “part 2”

The tombstone 🪦 💀 😂😂😂😮😮😮

Fuhad is about to try that Rosé visual 😂😂 His reaction was everything 😂😂