Phoenix Wrong: The One Thing You Can't Replace 

Sorry for the silence over the past two years. stuff happened (i got busy and my laptop died, among other things) so i barely checked this account. anyway, as a lot of you know, two of my videos (chase through the subway and salt & pepper diner) got copyright claimed and were blocked world wide. since i didn't have access to my old laptop i couldn't get these back, but youtube's implemented a 'download mp4' option, so now i can! (it's been implemented for a while, but when i previously tried to download them, it wouldn't let me because of said copyright claim. dumb, i know.) now, i don't plan on reuploading them to youtube, since i'll just get another strike (and i don't want my account shitcanned) so, i'll be posting them and all other videos elsewhere. lemme know of a good place that's accessible to everyone (vimeo? tumblr? somewhere else?) i'll be working on at least one more as well. thanks for all the support over the years! i really appreciate it.

i LOVE how this takes place in a courtroom. phoenix just kinda decided to tell a life story while defending someone.

"And I thought, 'I have never climbed a fence that high before,' and then I woke up at home." That part gets me every time.

I love the sprites and how it sounds like something that Phoenix actually experienced

"You know, like a liar." It gets me every time XD

"You know, like a liar" *Five psyche locks*

1) John Mullaney is awesome 2) these sprites are awesome 3) Maya whyyyyyy

Of course it would be Kristoph.

I'd expect that kind of thing from Gumshoe. I would NOT expect that kind of thing from Maya! I DEFINITELY did NOT expect THAT kind of thing from LARRY!

"It's the one thing you can't replace." You monster...

Phoenix: Why would you kill a man and orphan his daughter TWICE, Kristoph?! Kristoph: Because it's the one thing...

I can imagine Phoenix saying this

I Can't Remember Throwing a Party at Home.

I wonder if Klavier knows about Kristoph's side room.......probably not.

Just going to mention the title was: "John Mulaney Hilariously Explains Why He Doesn't Drink Anymore" which is a clip from John Mulaney's "New in Town"

And I said no. You know, like a liar.

This is perfectly in character for Kristoph

"Everyone I had ever met was there" *eight people*

This is actually what I would expect in the Ace Attorney canon

The idea of Maya taking a shit on a computer makes me laugh really hard

I could imagine Phoenix being an example at one of those rehab centres or at a schools, he's talking to the audience about why he doesn't drink anymore and pulls out this story and people are like "whaaaaaaaaaat?"

I love the idea of Gumshoe attending a High School party and body slamming a pool table. Then the cops show up and see him there.

Kristoph you son of a bitch-

the only thing that i find that pulls me out of the suspension of disbelief for this is that miles didn't know Pheonix was at his party.

1:20 I love the faint "oh my God..." Just imagining it coming from the people off to the sides.

Funny thing: i imagined an ace attorney version and Maya being the kid who went into mr von karma room

im not even a minute in and i busted my guts

I love how he goes from feenie, to hobo, to phoenix

The casting is just devastatingly perfect

*why do i feel like this is something that wright would have actually done XD*

this was actually the first thing i'd ever seen of ace attorney

Good ol' days...

So the party was going great.

YES JOHN MULANEY. I love his shows. XD

Judge: Thats good an all mr Wright but how dose this relate to the trial.

Larry doesn't seem like the type of guy to have kids...

Just gotta say that Yanni Yogi should've been the blackout drunk. But good stuff!

The sprites work so well with this XD

this is simply amazing! mate, please create more of these ace attorney skits with John Mulaney's stand up! they're amazing!

Phoenix...when Kristoph Gavin tells you he wants to show you something back away slowly.If he takes you to a side room,Run for the hills.On the other hand Apollo is Klavier wants to show you something go with him.If he takes you to his bedroom you better be on that bed (Also take pictures for Trucey)

No dislikes, so far....LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY, A PERSON SACRIFICED THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES FOR THIS.

...goddammit kristoph

This was the video that introduced me to John Mulaney, who is now my favorite comedian. Thank you so much!

my god this is comedy gold

2:50 Lmao of course it was Larry

I like to imagine this story is being told after an "OBJECTION" that wasn't thought through and now requires stalling time to figure out something

"On Monday, I went to school, because that's what we did back then."

Judge: ...what the hell does does your high school shenanigans have to do with this trial?

I also liked the part with Maya taking a shit on Edworth's dad's commputer

This deserves a million views. It works perfectly with the audio which is laugh out loud funny.

The sprites add so much more

Literally every fandom in the universe has one of these

imagine this audio with smile for me characters

Feenie is adorable!

1:18 Maya no...why

No matter what clips, Animatics, or etc. is used with this audio stand up routine is still funny as hell!!! 🤣

the vibes match so well

NICK, YOU ARE THE POLICE

This was so well done.

Ohhhh lads, "FuK Da poLiCe!!" Gets me everytime lol😂😂😂

Aaahhh this is perfect! You used all the right characters for each role (or should I say, the "Wright" characters).

This is great. Instead of Meekins I’m imagining detective Badd.

5:03 BEST PART

That Alex guy is smart xD

are there any other people who do phoenix wrongs with standup comedy?

White? And then there's Klavier.

this is the best 5 minutes of my life

this was so well done lmaooo

i'm fucking crying there are honest-to-god tears coming out of my eyes i . jesus c hirjs t truly amazin g

I remember watching the Batman version of this.

Any chance you'd be willing to do this to the audio of the supersuit scene with Frozone from the Incredibles? I think it'd be hilarious.

How do you break a pool table? Seems close to impossible unless you have a REALLY powerfull tool.

That story time sketch, his voice sounds like Reggie.

Now I wanna play Ace Attorney.

I love this video good job

3:30 Y k like a l i a r XD

cried laughing

A++

and I yelled "FUCK THE POLICE!" XD

I'm crying XD

thats so true, that is the one thing you cant replace XD

Rias and I did something similar but we weren't drunk. We were stoned

this was hilarious I'm dying 😂 the on thing you can't replace lol

Is it bad that I want someone I know to do this? Or me?

fuck i am getting old, all i could think about was that kid that probably had not many friends cause his dad was a teacher. One time he wanted to be nice and invite everyone so they could see hes not that bad but instead they trash his place.... ;_; poor Edgeworth; probably turned into a bitter teacher after that

And the guy became the joker?

That was awesome XDDDD

When I start drinking this shit is gonna happen

MOOOOOREEEE!!!!!!

This is the most hilarious story ever!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

XD XD XD This is great

Maya, why did you have to dump on Karma's computer like that?

dogs without horses

and weve had many things mentioning this starting jojo stardust crusaders comic when the thing itself was thrown and nothing phoenix wright related. just the joke.

I like Alex.

WHY DID YOU SCREW UP THE CLOCKWISE/COUNTER CLOCKWISE POSITIONS?

Unfortunately, about that last sentence...

Seriously can't anyone mention the original video!?

why are there are so many 'The One Thing You Can't Replace' videos out?

Ahahahha