i worked on this for 3 days straight potential aa spoilers but idk comedian is john mulaney. hes hillarious. look him up. Edit: 20,000 Views? I never expected this to get so popular. Thank you everyone for the support!!
Sorry for the silence over the past two years. stuff happened (i got busy and my laptop died, among other things) so i barely checked this account. anyway, as a lot of you know, two of my videos (chase through the subway and salt & pepper diner) got copyright claimed and were blocked world wide. since i didn't have access to my old laptop i couldn't get these back, but youtube's implemented a 'download mp4' option, so now i can! (it's been implemented for a while, but when i previously tried to download them, it wouldn't let me because of said copyright claim. dumb, i know.) now, i don't plan on reuploading them to youtube, since i'll just get another strike (and i don't want my account shitcanned) so, i'll be posting them and all other videos elsewhere. lemme know of a good place that's accessible to everyone (vimeo? tumblr? somewhere else?) i'll be working on at least one more as well. thanks for all the support over the years! i really appreciate it.
Witness: Is this allowed?! Judge: Yes, this is an interesting story! Now Mr. Wright, tell us more. Phoenix: Okay! So, there was this- Witness: That's it... OKAY IT'S ME!! I DID IT!! I'M A CRIMINAL!!! PUT ME IN JAIL! WHATEVER!! JUST GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!! Judge: Order! ORDER!! Witness! You just interupted Mr. Wright's storytelling! What do you have to say for yourself?! Witness: What. Is. Happening. To. Life. Judge: I'll tell you what's happening. You're going to jail for interupting an excellent story told by Mr. Wright! Witness: ....Fine! This courtroom is bullsh*t anyway....
@@chandereyan5793 Judge: Mr. Wright, can you prove that you were not intoxicated at the time in question? Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor. I couldn't' have been as I don't drink anymore. Judge: Oh? And why's that? Phoenix: Well it all started in highschool-
I'd expect that kind of thing from Gumshoe. I would NOT expect that kind of thing from Maya! I DEFINITELY did NOT expect THAT kind of thing from LARRY!
+Jeff The Gamer There very personaly valuable that you can't place a value on it's kind like stealing a memory it's more emotionally devastating to a person than if you stole their new flat screen.
Just going to mention the title was: "John Mulaney Hilariously Explains Why He Doesn't Drink Anymore" which is a clip from John Mulaney's "New in Town"
I could imagine Phoenix being an example at one of those rehab centres or at a schools, he's talking to the audience about why he doesn't drink anymore and pulls out this story and people are like "whaaaaaaaaaat?"
Phoenix...when Kristoph Gavin tells you he wants to show you something back away slowly.If he takes you to a side room,Run for the hills.On the other hand Apollo is Klavier wants to show you something go with him.If he takes you to his bedroom you better be on that bed (Also take pictures for Trucey)
fuck i am getting old, all i could think about was that kid that probably had not many friends cause his dad was a teacher. One time he wanted to be nice and invite everyone so they could see hes not that bad but instead they trash his place.... ;_; poor Edgeworth; probably turned into a bitter teacher after that
and weve had many things mentioning this starting jojo stardust crusaders comic when the thing itself was thrown and nothing phoenix wright related. just the joke.