you could've done so many more...the old guy, the big guy that thinks he's a point guard, the guy who owns everyone but doesn't say a word, the 'my bad' guy, the trash talker that actually sucks, the guy who camps on the 3 pt line, etc.
*The classic 9 year old black Kid with a bleached Mohawk, a warriors hat, tom Brady jersey and Red Sox pants* Then they tell you they're not bandwagon... 🤔
There’s alot more... the dribble too much, the no handles, the unathletic, the referee (guy who always says foul for the simplest details), the all-defence player, whack jumper, formless shooter, the no defence, the playmaker that no one knows what play he calling, the one who always wants to throw hands for something and alot more
If there is one thing all pick-up players have in common (in every game I have ever played), they all think that when the ball hits the top of the backboard, it is out. If you have ever tried to explain that it isn't, you will be the lone freak in the group! The support system in a gym is out but not the top as long as it does not hit the support system.