This gives me that childhood nostalgia of going to Burger King as a child and every burger always had that strong pickle and mustard taste to them. Not that’s necessarily a bad thing. But it’s what I think of when I think Burger King and pickles.
"Hey can I have a Whopper without pickles?" "Okay I'll give you extra pickles" "I SAID NO PICKLES!!! 🤬" "I KNOW YOU SAID EXTRA PICKLES NOW STOP!" "NO. PICK. LES! "Ohhh let me do that for you" "10 minutes later" "WHAT?"
I had a dream where I turned into a pickle and joined a tribe of pickles known as “the Picklemen”. I later got into the kitchen of my local BK and this fat guy ordered 2 Whopper Juniors and a cheeseburger kids meal, both with extra pickles. A chef who I can only assume is Gordon Ramsay chops me up and serves me in a giant burger with a “pickle patty”. The guy takes a bite out of the burger and immediately spits it out into the trash. He later walks out and says “I’m going to McDonald’s for a better experience!”. Such a crazy dream, am I right?
Welcome to Burger King. What would you like? The menu Whopper 10.99 Pickle whopper 11.5 Just pickles,10.25 (which is my favourite on the menu) Frys 5.99 Drinks Coke 5.99 Pepsi 6.50 Mountain Dew 2.00 Fanta 3.00 Crush (any flavour)5.99 And since this is a special Burger King We give out ice cream sundaes for 1.00 Go to Arby’s 100000000°00000000000°00000000000000000000000000000000000000000.99 and your retirement money, and your life savings