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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales!
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Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow took the world by storm in the early 2000s and Disney had a cash cow on their hands. More than a decade and a half later, they were still trying to cash in on their swashbuckling pirate adventure franchise. The fifth movie of the Pirates of the Caribbean came out, and with the longest title in the world, it was called Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales definitely raises some questions. Like did we really need origin stories for Jack’s hair beads? Why did Salazar make a big deal about “dead men tell no tales” only to tell a long tale later in the movie? Why are their so many random magical items they need to track down? How did Jack have the Black Pearl in a glass bottle on him during all those stunts without crushing it? Why didn’t Elizabeth join on this adventure? How is Will even still alive without the curse that was keeping him alive?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@ScreenRant
@ScreenRant 3 года назад
Which PotC movie is your favorite? Let us know!
@MilesWg
@MilesWg 3 года назад
Probably this one
@CrayZayJay
@CrayZayJay 3 года назад
Either of the first two
@FrankReynolds845
@FrankReynolds845 3 года назад
none of them
@berlinnuuna
@berlinnuuna 3 года назад
Your mom
@emperorflare8911
@emperorflare8911 3 года назад
Personally, I know this is a bit controversial, but At World’s end was bloody awesome. Yes, it was technically and objectively inferior to the two predecessors, but in my opinion it had the richest character development (Davy Jones & calypso, jack sparrow, Beckett, bootstrap...) which made it great to me. But I guess it’s tied to Dead Man’s Chest which I felt was the most immersive.
@calebcostrini
@calebcostrini 3 года назад
Jack: "I don't have a people, I was raised by birds." Imperial Recruitment Officer: "Jack...Sparrow."
@DarthDevorin
@DarthDevorin 3 года назад
At least he wasn't raised by swallows.
@carlrood4457
@carlrood4457 3 года назад
Do these people not realize that names don't require explanations? They did it once in a nice humorous way in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade which was also lampshading how the character was name. Now it seems like they think it's clever to explain something no one actually had a question about.
@victorwallsiii1674
@victorwallsiii1674 3 года назад
Sincerely hope this comment gets to the thousands
@nirast2561
@nirast2561 3 года назад
Dr. Doof: "Both my parents failed to show up at my birth, so I was raised by ocelots." Imperial Recruitment Officer: "Heinz Ocelot." Dr. Doof: "Actually, my last name is Doofen-" Vader (who is there, for some reason): "Sorry to interrupt, but did you say BOTH parents failed to show up?"
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 3 года назад
@@nirast2561 I knew this Comment would be here somewhere. 😄
@Zaarin1
@Zaarin1 3 года назад
"Who are you?" "Carina." "Carina who?" "Carina Skywalker."
@derlich09
@derlich09 3 года назад
"Boy, that doesn't make any sense." "Whoops" "Whoopsy."
@TraceguyRune
@TraceguyRune 3 года назад
Star Wars memes are tight
@ROBOTPETER101
@ROBOTPETER101 3 года назад
"What are we, some kinda Pirates of the Caribbean?"
@grumpyoldman3458
@grumpyoldman3458 3 года назад
LOL
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 3 года назад
WE ARE HERE TO KILL CHAOS!
@clairem7304
@clairem7304 3 года назад
This movie wasn't just disappointing, it actually hurt. The writers didn't get who Jack is at all. In the first movie he played the fool and was two steps ahead of everyone else, pulling the strings to get what he needed. In this movie he went from playing the fool to being the fool. He went from sly, genius to Mr Magoo.
@badomens8465
@badomens8465 2 года назад
the thing hate about dead men is jack cause he's my fave and they butchered his character
@dude9318
@dude9318 2 года назад
I actually liked it .But it isn't as good as the other movies
@thomasjcarwile9143
@thomasjcarwile9143 2 года назад
Dudes an aging pirate. It only makes sense that rum and syphilis would take some kind of toll
@Aqua-js1mp
@Aqua-js1mp 2 года назад
I read somewhere that the reason why Jack was so unlucky in Dead Men Tell No Tales was because Angelica found the voodoo doll Jack at the post credit scene of On Stranger Tides and it may have something to do with his behaviour
@edisontrent618
@edisontrent618 Год назад
@@Aqua-js1mp That sounds like Hollywood cope.
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 3 года назад
"Probably magic again, it doesn't really matter." - lazy fantasy writers in a nutshell
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 3 года назад
Literally, "A Wizzard did it!"
@Kevin7557
@Kevin7557 3 года назад
@@vikiai4241 "Who dares summon the wiza...owe it's you guys. What do you want Disney?"
@willvgo2950
@willvgo2950 3 года назад
YEAH! I don't care.
@Flame-rp6yq
@Flame-rp6yq 3 года назад
Yes, but what kind of magic? Where did it come from, who did it, what did it
@willvgo2950
@willvgo2950 3 года назад
@@Flame-rp6yq I'm gonna need you to get aaallllll the way off my back about the logistics of magic.
@hard2hurt
@hard2hurt 3 года назад
It's very meta that i felt like he'd already done this one.
@shikhar.awasthi
@shikhar.awasthi 3 года назад
Yes! I had to double check the upload time!
@ashineduogwu6326
@ashineduogwu6326 3 года назад
@@ManwithaCat 😂
@notme222
@notme222 3 года назад
To be honest, when Ryan did the "On Stranger Tides" pitch I was surprised to learn they made a 4th. I don't yet know how to handle the existence of a 5th.
@anikultra2525
@anikultra2525 3 года назад
@Man with a Cat SHOUTOUT TO THE LEGEND
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 3 года назад
@@notme222 how many are there? movies of pirates? I think I only saw 2 of them
@Mister33JC
@Mister33JC 3 года назад
You never get a dud from a Pitch Meeting. Ryan and Ryan are so consistent.
@cheekerpot3008
@cheekerpot3008 3 года назад
Consistancy is tight!
@hillbillysamurai
@hillbillysamurai 3 года назад
We just gonna ignore the other Ryans?
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад
They have great chemistry together.
@salopro86
@salopro86 3 года назад
Idk man, I think Ryan is really carrying Ryan on his back...and he needs to get all the way off that thing
@larryscarr3897
@larryscarr3897 3 года назад
Clearly that Ryan George, and George Ryan.
@joelyt1682
@joelyt1682 3 года назад
"I like the way you money." My brain: "We're gonna remember this for hours now I decided."
@nahor88
@nahor88 3 года назад
I honestly didn't even remember the plot to this movie; saw it once and that was enough. No real interest in seeing any more...
@yamanibryant-mccray2243
@yamanibryant-mccray2243 3 года назад
LOL
@MiningNatureYT
@MiningNatureYT 3 года назад
To your brain: I like the way ya torment (lol sorry)
@MerchantIvoryfilms
@MerchantIvoryfilms 3 года назад
"Another horribly written pirates movie? But what about the fans?" "But what about money?" "Oh money is tight!"
@Kevin7557
@Kevin7557 3 года назад
"We're going to be making money with this right?" "I'm going to need you to get way off my back about money." Que Dead Men Tell No Tales being the lowest-performing movie article.
@justinblakeney3466
@justinblakeney3466 3 года назад
4 isn't the best, but 5 is definitely a step down from 4.
@coreymckee4844
@coreymckee4844 3 года назад
U do know this one was better than the 4th right? WAYY better.
@justinblakeney3466
@justinblakeney3466 3 года назад
@@coreymckee4844 Not at all. 5 is a giant mess of plot holes and continuity errors.
@katemilou42
@katemilou42 3 года назад
@@justinblakeney3466 that's what I said and I hated the misogynistic elements being force fed to you in this one as well.
@The-Rest-of-Us
@The-Rest-of-Us 3 года назад
“When should we stop making more PotC movies?” Disney: No.
@mihneazarojanu5761
@mihneazarojanu5761 3 года назад
*but not with Johnny Depp anymore
@kylemacdougall8355
@kylemacdougall8355 3 года назад
People of Color movies?
@CraftyArts
@CraftyArts 3 года назад
Animated series inbound......probably not as interesting as pirates of dark water
@mihneazarojanu5761
@mihneazarojanu5761 3 года назад
@@kylemacdougall8355 Pirates of the Caribbean... you know, the movie this episode is about
@attiasprouse682
@attiasprouse682 3 года назад
Waiting for the Pirates/Pixar/Star Wars/MCU/Muppets crossover.
@Aidan.w
@Aidan.w 3 года назад
"He's like dead men tell no tales which is gonna be the name of the movie" "He said the name of the movie!" "He did... Except the movie is gonna be called Salazar's revenge in pretty much every other country outside the US!" "Why?" "Unclear!"
@SophiaAphrodite
@SophiaAphrodite 3 года назад
Because Javier Bardem is an international treasure even though he is an awful actor.
@ExtremeMadnessX
@ExtremeMadnessX 3 года назад
@@SophiaAphrodite You got me in the first half...
@DMBArunimIshan
@DMBArunimIshan 3 года назад
@@SophiaAphrodite awful?
@calebmurphy9406
@calebmurphy9406 3 года назад
@@SophiaAphrodite Oh, man, have the contrarian Olympics started already?
@elfarlaur
@elfarlaur 3 года назад
Because "dead men tell no tales" is an English saying that sounds weird in all other languages
@OverflowingWithIdeas
@OverflowingWithIdeas 3 года назад
“maybe whan you’re cursed it comes with an instruction manual” Coming to bookstores near you: How to uncurse yourself for dummies
@Djordje_Jovanovic
@Djordje_Jovanovic 3 года назад
So, in these movies when you get cursed, you instantly get a guide book called "So, you are cursed now: Everything you need to know about curses, but were afraid to ask"? Gotcha.
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 3 года назад
Also available as a whimsically animated cartoon.
@viperstriker4728
@viperstriker4728 3 года назад
that is how it works in minecraft mods so....
@WhiteCaneV1
@WhiteCaneV1 3 года назад
It's like Devil Fruits!
@andre_santos2181
@andre_santos2181 3 месяца назад
This happened on old Beetlejuice movie, they received a Dead Instruction Handbook
@MatthewCaunsfield
@MatthewCaunsfield 3 года назад
"I don't think you need to earn moments like that..." Hollywood gold.
@jelita_
@jelita_ 3 года назад
Yup, Holywood Writing 101
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 3 года назад
Hollywood gold. Currently trading at cents on the kilogram!
@Mister33JC
@Mister33JC 3 года назад
Dead men telling tales about dead men not telling tales is TIGHT
@sujimayne
@sujimayne 3 года назад
Dead franchise telling tales about dead men not telling tales*
@RobinHood-qy7vt
@RobinHood-qy7vt 3 года назад
In fact it's super easy, barely an inconvenience 😉
@jesusfuentes7589
@jesusfuentes7589 3 года назад
The coming-up-with-it-on-the-spot piece of acting was just priceless!
@thebatpig8424
@thebatpig8424 3 года назад
Ryan’s delivery on every line is perfection. How he get those frickin hair beads” was beautiful
@gm2407
@gm2407 3 года назад
Its like hearing the same song with different lyrics but sung in the same pattern and meter. Ryan could say nothing of substance but it would be that comforting rythem.
@clintoruss153
@clintoruss153 Год назад
He is very talented
@zom8680
@zom8680 3 года назад
I think this is the first time we see the screen writer guy bullshitting his way through a pitch meeting after staying up all night.
@tediousmaximus1067
@tediousmaximus1067 3 года назад
Yeah and the papers he is holding are completely blank.
@domidayv
@domidayv 3 года назад
"How the heck did he get those hair beads?!" That was on everyone's mind since the first movie. And now my life's complete.
@PhilBagels
@PhilBagels 3 года назад
I know! Because beads are just so hard to come by!
@MasterBlek
@MasterBlek 3 года назад
Next movie will be about the origin of the beads.
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 3 года назад
@@PhilBagels actually getting hair beads is super easy and barely an inconvenience.
@danielwordsworth1843
@danielwordsworth1843 3 года назад
"hair beads"
@andross2058
@andross2058 3 года назад
I like your Emutep profile pic
@mikezerker6925
@mikezerker6925 3 года назад
The story line parallels between this Pirates movie and Rise of Skywalker are uncanny!! "They have to find a thing to find another thing that leads them to another thing..."
@jackwimmer2249
@jackwimmer2249 Год назад
Well to this movie’s credit, Karina at least accepts her name is Barbossa, unlike Rey who just dons the name Skywalker.
@cjkalandek996
@cjkalandek996 3 года назад
People say _On Stranger Tides_ is worse than _Dead Men Tell No Tales._ Honestly, I prefer _On Stranger Tides_ over _Dead Men Tell No Tales._ Because DMTNT feels like it had a decent idea for a plot, but just picked the lamest and safest ways to go about it. For example, Will's whole thing about being captain of the Flying Dutchman is he's essentially Charon- the ferry man of the Underworld. His job is to make sure dead souls stay dead. So, with the undead Salazar running amok, shouldn't Will be aiding Jack and Henry? As aiding them in confronting Salazar would be in line with his duty while also giving us scenes between him and his son?
@liteningstrike12
@liteningstrike12 3 года назад
Yeah but Orlando Bloom is expensive
@Argon598
@Argon598 3 года назад
I legit hate Carina as a character, she's too forced and in your face, 90% of her lines are like "YES IM A POWERFUL AND INDIPENDENT WOMAN" and for some reason suddenty everyone in the movies is like "Eww woman cant be a pirate" like Elizabeth didnt exist in the previous movies
@highdefinition450
@highdefinition450 3 года назад
Idk why but the italics threw me off, you rarely see those in RU-vid comments
@piplupcola
@piplupcola 3 года назад
I really like Stranger Tides. It's kinda like those short story books where the hero goes on a new adventure each chapter. I like the first 3 movies but it got really long and the plot became real complex to understand the entire story in one sitting. I think the POTC series would be more fun if everything wasnt so tightly connected and they could play around with crazy concepts like in ST, and it's all just another chapter of the adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow
@cjkalandek996
@cjkalandek996 3 года назад
@@highdefinition450 I use italics for official titles and quotes. I guess because I'm autistic and I'm very specific about stuff like that.
@MGD313
@MGD313 3 года назад
"See, Jack was traveling on the ship alone so they gave him the name 'Jack Solo!'"
@joenesley5544
@joenesley5544 3 года назад
That's the name of the movie!
@madiqismal4186
@madiqismal4186 3 года назад
"His name is Jack, and he's a little off so...."
@Epic-zi1vu
@Epic-zi1vu 3 года назад
“Motivated offspring is TIGHT”
@iconicsound7108
@iconicsound7108 3 года назад
Wow wow wow wow
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 3 года назад
Yeah yeah yeah!
@justmoody5797
@justmoody5797 3 года назад
I pressed the space bar and went to the comments to see if anyone noticed that. Ryan 2021
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 3 года назад
Vergil would agree Too bad his son is a dead weight
@jeffreytackett3922
@jeffreytackett3922 3 года назад
You captioning the video, or ... ?
@djolley61
@djolley61 3 года назад
There is a great moment when Koreena asks Barbosa what she is to him. He says, "Treasure". Geoffrey Rush is such a great character he makes the scene special.
@giosuecirinocarroni6743
@giosuecirinocarroni6743 2 года назад
Actually, It made me cry. Rush is special, great, and Barbossa was the best
@jp3813
@jp3813 Год назад
Rush = actor, Barbossa = character
@AlexCS8
@AlexCS8 Год назад
Then you must enjoy soap opera, it's full cringe like that
@marcusf7710
@marcusf7710 3 года назад
This movie murdered the POTC continuity
@kiashangovender5221
@kiashangovender5221 3 года назад
0:12 "Oh I like the way you money" Lol I love it already
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 3 года назад
Money is TIGHT! 😁
@arcticwulf5796
@arcticwulf5796 3 года назад
@@carter_lovejoy Oh are you having MoNeY problems?
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 3 года назад
@@arcticwulf5796 yeah yeah yeah!
@sibi51811
@sibi51811 3 года назад
"You seem really pleased with this, i guess it will be in the movie". The best line. The best way to give a passive aggressive insult.
@bongo_baggins
@bongo_baggins 3 года назад
"Ooohh I like the way ya money!" Worthy of Eugene Crabs lmao
@malneir
@malneir 3 года назад
Screenwriter guy: "And then she says her name is Rey Skywalker!" Producer guy: "What¿?” Screenwriter guy: "Oh sorry I mean and then she says her name is Carina Barbossa!"
@phen0mejon99
@phen0mejon99 3 года назад
"probably magic again, doesn't really matter, does it" Pretty much sums up this whole franchise
@jcrturtle8879
@jcrturtle8879 3 года назад
So true
@onnih4482
@onnih4482 3 года назад
I feel like the first three mostly made sense. They were overall better movies anyway
@angryfaceemoji123
@angryfaceemoji123 3 года назад
@@onnih4482 yeah, this is my least favorite one, but i like it.
@deondrepolk4502
@deondrepolk4502 3 года назад
Reality: After the curse was broken Will died because his heart is in a box buried somewhere.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 3 года назад
Reality: There are no such thing as curses (that work).
@pvshka
@pvshka 3 года назад
@@RRSmurf oh, I disagree. I curse a lot, and people seem to mind that, so it must work.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 3 года назад
@@pvshka Oooh sharp *tips hat *
@pvshka
@pvshka 3 года назад
@@RRSmurf hahah thanx ☺️
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 3 года назад
It could be argued or retconned that the magic that caused that was based on a curse, or that the entire "living while his heart is in a box" thing was a curse in and of itself so when the trident was broken and all curses were lifted, Will's heart magically left the box and went back into his chest so he could live normally.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад
"So it must be difficult to break the trident of Poseidon - God of the Sea" "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience" Ah yes, there it is
@kerbe3
@kerbe3 3 года назад
And to add the part everyone seems to forget is a part of that catchphrase [at least like 99% of the time] "Oh really?"
@masroorahmadbani1712
@masroorahmadbani1712 3 года назад
Of course kratos will agree
@justthinking650
@justthinking650 3 года назад
they hit it
@thecubester8807
@thecubester8807 3 года назад
Hello again
@burritodog3634
@burritodog3634 3 года назад
shut up dude
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 3 года назад
"No Rey, I am your Grandfather." "No. No. That can't be true. That's impossible. Noooo!"😭
@rubioblack
@rubioblack 3 года назад
I see what you did there. But he doesn't cut her hand off.
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 3 года назад
@@rubioblack Or will he?
@rubioblack
@rubioblack 3 года назад
@@kittycatmeowmeow963 🤣😂🤣
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 2 года назад
I understood that reference
@tvftw1
@tvftw1 3 года назад
"Right, because she's his daughter...is what you seem to have written" Stating a fact that you don't find believable is tight
@kitlee172
@kitlee172 3 года назад
Pitch guy: “Well, Kiera Knightly costs a lot more now.” Director: “She should definitely stay on land more then…”
@PrinzessinRamode
@PrinzessinRamode 3 года назад
Fun fact, in Japan, this movie is called "Pirates of Caribbean: 最後の海賊" which translates to Pirates of the Caribbean: The Last Pirate. Clearly the same people responsible for Star Wars: Disney Disaster had something to do with these movies. Lol
@scienceface8884
@scienceface8884 3 года назад
I'd say the title "The Last Pirate" is even more nonsensical, because we still keep making new pirates to this very day!
@nooneinparticular1491
@nooneinparticular1491 3 года назад
Pirates of the Caribbean: Backstroke of the West perhaps?
@CV-Moore
@CV-Moore 3 года назад
"So the main villain is not allowed to stand on land" "Didn't we already do the same thing with Davy Jones?" "Oh, I forgot about him! Whoops!" "Whoopsie!" "So anyways let me tell you about the end credits scene starring Davy Jones"
@suhailaijaz7085
@suhailaijaz7085 3 года назад
Making pitch meetings for all the pirates of the Caribbean movies is tight. [P.s: Usually by the 5th time spaces tend to get loose (wink wink) but making pitch meetings are always tight.]
@franciscofranco5739
@franciscofranco5739 3 года назад
“Yah-yah-yah-yah!”
@AndrewWeit
@AndrewWeit 3 года назад
It must be really difficult to keep making these things.
@anugent1587
@anugent1587 3 года назад
Wow wow wow, wow
@MegaMRizzle
@MegaMRizzle 3 года назад
@@AndrewWeit not at all. It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 3 года назад
@@AndrewWeit actually, it’s super easy and barely an inconvenience.
@ginahuney7424
@ginahuney7424 3 года назад
“Maybe when you get cursed it comes with an instruction manual.” Ya know…he’s got a point there regarding like ANY mainstream movie that involves a curse honestly.
@jw8160
@jw8160 3 года назад
But who reads instruction manuals? 😋
@jacobd1984
@jacobd1984 3 года назад
You have to read a very detailed manual to know what you can and can't do. That's part of the curse!
@semperfi2314
@semperfi2314 3 года назад
6:18 "And so what happens with the souls of the dead now, wasn't it kinda Will's job to bring them in the afterlife?" "Yeah they're dead anyway so it feel like it doesn't matter" That's so accurate i can really see disney script writers go like this XD
@Kratosx23
@Kratosx23 3 года назад
"They hit it, and it breaks" I'm dying.
@johnwatson3948
@johnwatson3948 3 года назад
“I’m just not sure we have to do that whole Carina is a Barbossa thing…” “Well sir ever since Vader was Lukes father all movies have to at least try and make a father reference - research shows most of the paying audience have fathers.”
@lunaitc
@lunaitc 3 года назад
Apparently there's even a freaking day dedicated to them
@DaWelshman
@DaWelshman 3 года назад
@@lunaitc wow wow wow wow.
@JustinDejong
@JustinDejong 3 года назад
..... I see what you did there.
@arrrrrrrr6593
@arrrrrrrr6593 3 года назад
@@lunaitc what a perfect timing
@skrowetortio3621
@skrowetortio3621 3 года назад
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
@uwillnevahno6837
@uwillnevahno6837 3 года назад
5:40 you'd think the Trident of Poseidon would be A LOT MORE SOLID than a GLASS BOTTLE
@stormthrush37
@stormthrush37 3 года назад
"Wasn't his appearance part of his curse? That shouldn't still be on his head." "Yeahhh....I don't care!!!" _dying_ I mean this is increasingly all movies and TV. I mean what are the audiences going to do? Just...GASP!...not watch or something??
@SiMeGamer
@SiMeGamer 3 года назад
Not watch so this garbage doesn't make any money so they start taking seriously. Be the change you want to see or whatever that saying is supposed to be.
@kitlee172
@kitlee172 3 года назад
It’s more fun seeing garbage get made fun of. 😃
@chrissonofpear1384
@chrissonofpear1384 3 года назад
To be fair, it is implied Jones' claws and other things fall off, at the very last scene...
@gregbrown3082
@gregbrown3082 3 года назад
@@kitlee172 This. My wife and I are now more excited to catch pitch mtgs, honest trailers, EWW, and HISHE than the ACTUAL MOVIE.
@dextermorgan4686
@dextermorgan4686 3 года назад
Making a pitch meeting for the -movie- documentary "Idiocracy" is super easy, barely an inconvenience! You should do it!
@HulkCrow
@HulkCrow 3 года назад
Agreed. Especially if the meeting guy keeps telling him they don't do documentaries.
@wordlocked
@wordlocked 3 года назад
Hearing, “So you have a movie for me?” Will never get old
@Cuzjudd
@Cuzjudd 3 года назад
No sir it won't
@mitchell4745
@mitchell4745 3 года назад
I totally forgot will got his heart cut out... HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE😂😂
@Mrghost-bo9td
@Mrghost-bo9td Год назад
He’s all better now shut up
@DJ_Force
@DJ_Force 3 года назад
When the girl at the end announces her new last name I was thinking "is this like a Disney trope or something?"
@thomasjeppesen3055
@thomasjeppesen3055 3 года назад
‘So how does Barbossa learn she is his daughter?’ ‘Well, sir, he gave her the journal with the jewel and Jack reminds him of this girl Barbossa used to know.’ ‘Knew when? If Jack knew her too doesn’t that imply Barbossa dated her when Barbossa were still Jack’s first mate?’ ‘Yeah, I guess that would be when that took place.’ ‘But isn’t Henry and Corina supposed to be about the same age? Jack wasn’t Captain on the Black Pearl for over 8 years before the first movie and Henry isn’t conceived until the end of the third.’ ‘Look sir, I need you to get all the way off my back about that.’ ‘Okay then, let me get off that thing!’
@deptusmechanikus7362
@deptusmechanikus7362 3 года назад
- Oh yeah. Whoops. - Whoopsie.
@Zanajk
@Zanajk 3 года назад
Some pregnancy last longer than usual how come ? So the movie can happen :) ya ya ya
@dinabisermesanovic5593
@dinabisermesanovic5593 3 года назад
"Whatever. I don't care."
@FriendlyDirt
@FriendlyDirt 3 года назад
It’s a big sea. Possible jack and barbosa have been buddies for a long while
@emmaheart371
@emmaheart371 3 года назад
I mean, she could have been someone Jack met when they were younger. So, Barbossa had a preexisting (maybe on again, off again) relationship with her and just had the kid more recently. That wouldn't be unusual.
@DovahkiinMaster172
@DovahkiinMaster172 3 года назад
Didn’t even mention how the movie changes how Jack got his famous compass, in the second film it’s revealed that he bartered for it from Tia Dalma/Calypso which makes sense that she would have a magical object like that in her possession. Another weird thing about the compass is now there’s the rule that if you “betray it”, it will unleash your greatest fear. 1) Jack’s greatest fear was always the Kraken but I suppose once it was dead his fears shifted 2) Why would his greatest fear be a cursed crew he doesn’t know about and thinks is dead? 3) if his greatest fear is Salazar then why does he never really seem to take the threat that seriously 4) is his greatest fear supposed to be the end of piracy and Salazar is simply a symbol of that fear thus the compass decides to release him 5) Also I guess the rule of the compass is so strong it can override other curses?! There’s a lot more I want to ask but I’ll leave it at that
@RialVestro
@RialVestro 3 года назад
Jack never takes anything seriously because he's kind of drunk pretty much all the time so that answers question 3. I have no idea about all the other stuff you mentioned though.
@DovahkiinMaster172
@DovahkiinMaster172 3 года назад
@@RialVestro there’s plenty of moments in the first three films where Jack takes things seriously like confrontations with a villain or when he gets backstabbed or when a friend gets hurt, it’s happened on multiple occasions.
@Pyromaniac77777
@Pyromaniac77777 3 года назад
@Jon Guiriba oh ok well let me get off of there!
@jdick91
@jdick91 3 года назад
@@DovahkiinMaster172 I can't think of a single moment where Jack has ever been concerned about anything at all. He was never angry, never sad, never scared. Even when he's about to be hanged, or when he got stabbed, and I mean he basically dove head first into the Kraken. Actually, now that I think about, the only time he's mildly upset is when Elizabeth destroyed all the rum on the island. Which makes sense.
@eleethtahgra7182
@eleethtahgra7182 3 года назад
The simplest answer is "Please get all the way from my back, sir"
@yopedraza
@yopedraza 3 года назад
I love how Ryan attacks this movie and the Star Wars sequels at the same time
@jasonpaul4308
@jasonpaul4308 3 года назад
"Does everything have to always be connected and everyone always has to be someone?" "Yes, 'cause that's what makes good story telling......dad" *points* "You're my son!!"
@ceilinh6004
@ceilinh6004 3 года назад
Producer guy: Can you elaborate more? Screenwriter guy: Sigh... Okay. I felt that.
@Labroidas
@Labroidas 3 года назад
This movie was so boring and nonsensical, the only thing I remember is how demotivated poor Johnny Depp was to play the shell of a great character he created 12 years ago.
@tnecniw
@tnecniw 3 года назад
could have been due to what was going on at that time :/
@thomasraines1396
@thomasraines1396 3 года назад
The “which is a thing he’s able to do… that I’m just mentioning now for the first time.” bit was hilarious.
@thomasjeppesen3055
@thomasjeppesen3055 3 года назад
‘And then we’re gonna see how jack got his outfit, like his hair bead, hat, compass.’ ‘Doesn’t it kinda ruin some of the mystery regarding Jack Sparrow that he gained all his recognizable accessories in the aftermath of one particular adventure? And wait, didn’t Tia Dalma say he got the compass from her?’ ‘Look sir, I need you to get all the way off my back about that.’
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 3 года назад
Too bad there’s no way to go back and look at the history of the franchise to make sure the storytelling and myths and legends all line up and make sense.
@joshberninger8355
@joshberninger8355 3 года назад
Yea was waiting for a comment about the compass and Tia Dalma at that point
@under_score3829
@under_score3829 3 года назад
I was curious about that. I read on the website that Jack went to Tia Dalma to get the compass for Captain Morgan. Then, when Morgan died, he gave it back to Jack.
@marshallwhite202
@marshallwhite202 3 года назад
@@abubzlife8733 but you have to remember. What if Money!
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 года назад
Look, if you explain something with an event in the past doesn't fully make sense, you can then make an origin movie for that again. Like, where did those people get these items and why did they think Jack would like them? It's the Curella way of just making origin-stories after origin-stories until the dawn of time. Maybe dawn of time had some nice hear-beads?
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 года назад
"Vaguely nautical" is good way to describe those movies.
@scionofdorn9101
@scionofdorn9101 3 года назад
Vaguely movies is a better way to describe them.
@kitlee172
@kitlee172 3 года назад
I like the way vaguely movies money, super easy….
@619Gotenks
@619Gotenks 3 года назад
"Ooohhhh motivated offspring is TIGHT!" "BLOOD!"
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 3 года назад
“Maybe when you’re cursed it comes with an instruction manual” Careful now! Last time a lucrative franchise came with mention of a manual, we got _Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them!_
@iCaramba0815
@iCaramba0815 3 года назад
„So wait, if Poseidon exists in this film, this changes the whole premise of gods we established in the third movie” “I need you to get aaaall of my back about mythology”
@zom8680
@zom8680 3 года назад
We will just have Calypso return in Pirates 6 and say she's gender fluid. Poseidon is her masculine name
@ExtremeMadnessX
@ExtremeMadnessX 3 года назад
@@zom8680 Oh please you should hear actual mythology about Loki.
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 3 года назад
If only there was a way to go back and look at the mythology of the franchise……
@bluemountain4181
@bluemountain4181 3 года назад
Well in the first movie they established that the Aztec gods exist and have powers but they never showed up again, maybe the same will happen with Poseidon
@luizfelipevbf5567
@luizfelipevbf5567 3 года назад
@@ExtremeMadnessX Loki is explicitly a shapeshifter de to the whole "trickster god" thing. Calypso is some sort of Sea Goddess, no guarantee she can shapeshift unless she incarnates or something.
@BioSoldier53
@BioSoldier53 3 года назад
"yeeeaaah I don't care"...sums up the storytelling of this franchise perfectly.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 3 года назад
And the F&F... We need a crossover! Either Dom and crew /fam goes so fast they travel back in time, or Jack gets some spell to go forward magically, neither will surprise.
@gokulsiriah7941
@gokulsiriah7941 3 года назад
Not the franchise..only the last movie
@MithunKumar-bg6mt
@MithunKumar-bg6mt 3 года назад
Curses always comes with instructions 😂😂
@tihid19
@tihid19 3 года назад
Alternate video title: A man telling a tale about another man who claims to tell no tales but proceeds to actually tell tales in the tale
@wyllefps
@wyllefps 3 года назад
Guy: idk, maybe when people get cursed it comes with instructions menu Director: *tHaTs MaKeS sEnSe*
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 3 года назад
All of the curses in this franchise must have long instructions with them, otherwise how could characters know how to break them?
@arisucheddar3097
@arisucheddar3097 3 года назад
Handbook for the Recently Deceased probably has a sequel on curses
@hasanhusain1144
@hasanhusain1144 3 года назад
The whole potc franchise in one quote: "he's from the other movies"
@philrobichaud3063
@philrobichaud3063 3 года назад
i know it's been said before, but these pitch meetings really are better than the actual movies
@rishabhvegeta
@rishabhvegeta 3 года назад
"But wasn't Davy Jones appearance due to his curse"? "Yeah I don't care anymore"
@karlsweeney2328
@karlsweeney2328 3 года назад
I like that actual rage is starting to shine through the cracks of this dude's performance.
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 3 года назад
Know any true movie lovers who aren’t exasperated by now with Hollywood garbage?
@debbierhode6291
@debbierhode6291 3 года назад
Rage is TIGHT
@thomasraines1396
@thomasraines1396 3 года назад
It’s a combination of rage and sheer confusion at the incompetence I think.
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 3 года назад
Also this movie has the most "jumping over shark" moment - wneh shark jumps over you.
@WolfJax
@WolfJax 3 года назад
Please tell me you guys know where the phrase "jumping the shark" comes from
@curtbalch2321
@curtbalch2321 3 года назад
@@WolfJax in the next Pirates movie Henry Winkler will be jumping the Black Pearl while being pulled by a megaladon on the world's first water skis
@bananatea847
@bananatea847 3 года назад
@@WolfJax 6
@WolfJax
@WolfJax 3 года назад
@@curtbalch2321 now I want to see this lmao
@WolfJax
@WolfJax 3 года назад
@Latest Obsession yeah now I think about, it does actually lmao
@illuminati666
@illuminati666 2 года назад
"Were gonna keep having this conversation as long as it keeps making us money" Every single sequel pitch ever
@georgedunan4272
@georgedunan4272 3 года назад
"Maybe when you get cursed it comes with an instruction manual." 🤣
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад
"Does everybody have to be related all the time?" "Yeah, 'cuz that automatically makes it good story telling." Not even kidding, I just got back from a family reunion. We sang songs and told stories there. We already set up a sequel for 2023.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 3 года назад
Amazing Yeah yeah yeah
@rainbowrose8802
@rainbowrose8802 3 года назад
Do update us on that 🤐😉
@sparky4878
@sparky4878 3 года назад
Family is tight.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад
"Does everybody have to be related all the time?" "Yeah, 'cuz that automatically makes it good story telling... ... brother!" *Dun dun dun!*
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 3 года назад
If there's a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie I expect at least one of the female characters to be Jack Sparrow's daughter
@user-dl8le5cs6t
@user-dl8le5cs6t 3 года назад
This series gets better and better. No signs of slowing down.
@1516Spinola6040
@1516Spinola6040 3 года назад
Unlike The Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
@PhilBagels
@PhilBagels 3 года назад
As long as they keep making crappy movies.
@robertmiller7721
@robertmiller7721 2 года назад
As long as you were talking about Ryan and not Pirates....because Pirates has long since ground to a huge halt.
@transhumanistgamer8963
@transhumanistgamer8963 3 года назад
Producer: Does everyone strictly have to be related? Writer: Well genetic research has shown that every human being is in some way related to one another. Producer: But only in the most abstract sense. People don't literally consider every other human being to be part of their family, and if we're going down that route, evolution shows we're also related to every other living thing on the planet. Writer: Well you do have to simplify things but the point stands...actually, now that you say that, I think I have an idea.
@realriorex
@realriorex 3 года назад
The ROS zinger at the end was beautiful.
@amidark6518
@amidark6518 3 года назад
Wouldn't be a good day without mah boy talking to himself.
@patwaters3486
@patwaters3486 3 года назад
Ok, but remember he isn't wearing any pants.
@BiggusNickus
@BiggusNickus 3 года назад
What are you talking about? They are clearly different people. Producer Guy has limited eyesight whereas the other guy doesn't.
@sergio.h1985
@sergio.h1985 3 года назад
I dont see him talking to himself.
@allyourpie4323
@allyourpie4323 3 года назад
@@BiggusNickus Hence neither of them is wearing pants.
@patwaters3486
@patwaters3486 3 года назад
@@sergio.h1985 Good catch, that is his cousin. The rest is CGI and stop motion.
@PippiOnePointOh
@PippiOnePointOh 3 года назад
“I thought you said dead men tell no tales. You just said that.” “Ooohh yeeeaaahh…WHOOPS!”
@BelcarrigFarm
@BelcarrigFarm 3 года назад
Whoopsie
@robertmiller7721
@robertmiller7721 2 года назад
Ryan you are a national treasure. Keep these coming and we'll keep watching. Love using your catch phrases in everyday conversations.
@asantaimeep
@asantaimeep 3 года назад
somehow I have never seen this guy before and I'd just like to remark that his eyes are incredibly pretty.
@vladtheimpaler9577
@vladtheimpaler9577 3 года назад
Awesome, now we can have a hour long compilation of Pirates of the Caribbean pitches. Re-watching pitch meetings I've already seen is TIGHT.
@MyChaotica
@MyChaotica 3 года назад
"They get away with that stuff all the time in soap operas" killed me!
@aleiferthenorthman7935
@aleiferthenorthman7935 3 года назад
honestly after the 2:38 mark i didn't even hear a word i died from laughing
@Voxelize
@Voxelize 3 года назад
I had forgotten that this movie exists and that I'd seen it.
@MatiZ815
@MatiZ815 3 года назад
It says a lot that Jack is barely mentioned in this pitch meeting.
@goldfire1
@goldfire1 3 года назад
Why though
@MatiZ815
@MatiZ815 3 года назад
@@goldfire1 Jack does nothing in this movie. He just bumps around. The new writers clearly didn't understand the character and they just turned him into a joke.
@thomasraines1396
@thomasraines1396 3 года назад
So Jack is just kind of there?
@MatiZ815
@MatiZ815 3 года назад
@@thomasraines1396 Worse. He's there but he's a complete clown.
@GameBreaker1055
@GameBreaker1055 3 года назад
@@MatiZ815 So he's there, but as what a 5 year old would describe him.
@Saladmints
@Saladmints 3 года назад
This has the same energy as Rey being a Palpatine but if she was only introduced in ep. 9. edit: dammit, posted this before reaching the end
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 3 года назад
“Isn’t his appearance part of his curse?” “Yeaaaahhhh, I don’t care!”
@ShadyDoorags
@ShadyDoorags 3 года назад
What this movie also forgot is that Davy Jones became the way he was because he wasn't doing his job. Will was ferrying the dead, so there's no reason why he should've turned into a sea creature.
@YZee-ij1uv
@YZee-ij1uv 3 года назад
"How does everybody know these very specific curse rules?" "I don't know, maybe when you get cursed it comes with an instruction manual." "That makes sense!" Sheer genius 😂
@Theokal3
@Theokal3 Год назад
Yeah and that's actually a good point. I could buy them knowing in the first movie because they apparently heard of the curse *before* stealing that treasure so it's safe to assume the rules for it were written somewhere, but it IS a bit weird that Salazar would know when his curse didn't have any background.
@nickgreen4731
@nickgreen4731 10 месяцев назад
Snorted tea out my nose.
@troutwarrior6735
@troutwarrior6735 3 года назад
"Yeah but Kiera Knightly is expensive now" lol
@simplymccartneyofficial1170
@simplymccartneyofficial1170 3 года назад
I thought for sure he would have mentioned Paul McCartney’s cameo singing Maggie Mae!
@BonyTheBoner
@BonyTheBoner 3 года назад
Me tooo
@parisolivarious
@parisolivarious 3 года назад
“Yeaaaaahhh I don’t care!” LOL
@bobs1422
@bobs1422 3 года назад
"all the time I was wondering how he got those fricking hairbeads …" Oh god … it's like Solo - a Star Wars stoyr all over again
@jangop
@jangop 3 года назад
I have pretty much stopped watching movies and just go for these Pitch Meetings instead now.
@MSUParker
@MSUParker 3 года назад
The build up starting at 5:15 is amazing
@gokulsiriah7941
@gokulsiriah7941 3 года назад
These pitch meetings have successfully managed to Ruin almost all my favourite movies...and im not mad about it
@preachergallow394
@preachergallow394 3 года назад
Factss😂😂
@Loyal_Lion
@Loyal_Lion 3 года назад
I really hope this wasn't one of your favorite movies 😂
@gokulsiriah7941
@gokulsiriah7941 3 года назад
@@Loyal_Lion Nope it wasnt😂
@queenqm
@queenqm 3 года назад
"when you get cursed, it comes with an instruction manual" "because curses often involve riddles"
@chaoseater69
@chaoseater69 3 года назад
Must be an IKEA manual
@d73w80
@d73w80 3 года назад
I want to see the "congratulations: you're cursed!" guidebook
@JohnCAbb
@JohnCAbb 3 года назад
Thank you for being so satirically constructive with Pirates of the Caribbean and for avoiding giving my man Johnny Depp a harder time than he already has.
@Ragemuffn
@Ragemuffn 3 года назад
"Yeeeah, I don't care!" hahaha love it. too accurate 😂
@CNNBlackmailSupport
@CNNBlackmailSupport 3 года назад
Wasn't the Dutchman crew stripped of their inhuman appearances when Will took over?
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